[ light laughter ] hola mis amigos i am bet always look like i drank ten expressos and people are like damn whys he moving his hands [ laughter ] so uhoh uhoh uho uho i can not calm dow im so freaking pumped im gonna beat trum i cant calm down jimmy oh wait, my numbers are down eff yeah [ laughter ] [ laughter ] back on the scene i am berni if you think tha ive changed do not worry want free healthcar and a comb for my hair and im just lik uhoh oh oh ow ow oh oh [ laughter ] they say im too loud but i am upset about college debt so yes i am loud [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] cant believe i stayed up for the bate just to watch 20 loser and lightweights when we all kno itll be sleepy jo and im just lik Donald Donald donald i want to tweet now i keep getting blocked but im loaded and im cocke im gonna tweet now what are you doing . Were almost live. Jimmy oh were were live . Right now . Were live uhoh uho uhoh [ cheers and applause weve got a great crowd from nyc studio 6 were live right now [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah how you doing . Oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Oh, my goodness. Thank you, roots thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you [ cheers and applause thank you. Look at this crowd we are live from new york city thank you very much. Please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause whoo i am so excited about this i love you, too. Were coming to you live from new york city, and nicki minaj is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause thats right nicki is going to be on live, which means right now, the nbc censor is breathing into a paper bag. Theyre going [ heavy breathing lets get to it. Tonight was the Second Democratic debate. Or as nine candidates called it, Operation Destroy joe biden. [ light laughter ] everybody went after biden, but he said with ten people on stage it was less of a debate and more of like a lightning round. Or in Bernie Sanders case, a struck by lightning round. [ laughter ] hey, you got to respect a guy who combs his hair with a balloon. You know what im saying then he floats away like the old man from up. [ light laughter ] its amazing but it was a big night, and in the end a lot of people thought Kamala Harris won the debate she had what was probably yeah [ cheers and applause she had what was probably the line of the night. At one point, all the candidates were talking over each other, and thats when she stepped in and dropped the hammer watch this [ talking over each other hey guys, you know what america does not want to witness a food fight, they want to know how were going to put food on their table. [ cheers and applause jimmy she was so good, trump endorsed biden so that he wouldnt have to face her. [ light laughter ] its like, yeah, shes great tonight we got to see bernie and biden on stage together. Yeah, here they are right there. Yeah looks like theyre debating viagra versus cialis [ laughter ] look, im not saying those two are old, but their podiums were the only ones with tennis balls on the bottom. [ light laughter ] but get this, there was a 40year age difference between tonights candidates, ranging from 37 to 77. With Pete Buttigieg next to biden it looked like take your kid to work day. It was [ laughter ] speaking of buttigieg, he said democrats need to move the party forward, and claimed his opponents want to return to the 1990s. Hey pete, the top movies right now are toy story, men in black, and aladdin. Were already back in the 90s [ cheers and applause well, in addition to the frontrunners we also got to know some of the underdogs, and early on, a lot of people noticed that one of them, andrew yang, wasnt wearing a tie. Take a look at this. Yeah when he realized you can go casual, biden tried to take off his pants. You go, no, hey, dont. You cant do [ laughter ] finally, you guys, so much happened during the two nights of the debate, its hard to cover it all so i was thinking, we could ask tariq for a debate rap recap i mean [ cheers and applause i know the second debate just ended 30 minutes ago, but tariq, what do you think, bud tariq i think we can pull that off jimmy all right. Lets do this. [ cheers and applause roots, hit it they were uh they wer uh they were short on time 60 seconds to respon before they pass the baton which for the record flies by in a blink but in miami all the views were stunning everyone you know was ther everyone you kno was running the first night liz warren came ou feeling big dunking o those candidates lik zion in a wig cory booker threw side ey i thought she spoke faster with people on stage lik a netflix password chuck todd was focuse he avoided a snafu till it sounded like a microphone turned on in the bathroom tonight the moderators pretty muc were irrelevant cause they were getting trampled lik the dems were elephants kamala spoke about trum she asked if he pays enoug and smoked him out like she was in her blazer later blazing up Bernie Sanders said hes polling better than donald is then he yelled about it as if he was at th audiologist yang kept it cool mayor pete kept it brain joes nigh was mainly rainy hey whats up with john delaney [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause Elizabeth Warre came ready for war and the beto orourke camp was all si senor foreign polic was on their minds all the time are we in a case of blind leading blind wholl keep the people tight and safe at night maybe bidens teeth will be the guiding ligh food fight zinger rachel put em through the ringer hum dinger should they take anothe swing or call it quit i could do this all day it might slip might lose a gri might make a blooper disappear quick like im hickenlooper with a super bang [ cheers and applause jimmy give it up [ cheers and applause tariq trotter, there he is oh, my gosh. [ applause ] oh, my come on. Thats how you do it right there. Steve come on, man jimmy thats how you do it right there, live. Come on, buddy hey everybody, im so excited that nicki minaj is on the show tonight. [ cheers ] the last time [ applause ] she has a new song, megatron. Check it out yeah, its great last time nicki was on our show she mentioned that she used to work at red lobster, but then she got fired. Yeah ive actually never been to red lobster. I just i dont know why we just our paths never crossed. Anyways, so nicki and i decided to do something fun. We went to red lobster here in times square for a dinner date and it was pretty a pretty great time check it out [ cheers and applause jimmy lets do this. Whoa jimmy hey, im here with the one and only nicki minaj, and were going on a dinner date to red lobster. Yay jimmy im very excited about this i have never ever been to red lobster, ever. I dont know why we just wow, thats crazy jimmy our paths never crossed. Youve been there. You actually you worked there at one point i had worked at a couple different red lobsters, and ive gotten fired from all three or four of them jimmy well im sorry to bring that up. But were going to have fun tonight. Yay oh, hey yall [ cheers and applause whoa, this is really good. Jimmy all right, one of these. First things first. Need a drink, right . Yes jimmy what was your drink well, you didnt drink while youre on the job. But what was your favorite drink that you served . Well, that we know [ laughter ] i always liked this thing called red passion colada, but they dont have red alize anymore. Therefore, i cannot get it the other good thing is a lobsterita jimmy lobsteritas . Here we go, guys. Oh my gosh. Lobsteritas, frozen strawberry you got it, nicki . Thank you yes. Awesome thank you so much jimmy wait, are you joking me i am not joking jimmy no, youre absolutely joking there you are, jimmy. Jimmy oh, my god, thank you. Enjoy this is so good youre paying . Jimmy im definitely getting an uber, i know that but are you paying . Jimmy yeah, of course. Okay, thank you jimmy please, this is i aint got enough money to be spending all this money on red lobster chow lets act like were on a blind date jimmy this is great. How do you like your lobsterita jimmy im really having a good time tonight. Thanks. [ laughter ] jimmy i like the lobsterita, but i like the view even more. [ light laughter ] of me jimmy no, yeah, well i thought oh, because its a blind date jimmy a blind date, yeah [ laughter ] i havent dated in a long time [ laughter ] can i have more of that . [ cheers and applause i have some biscuits for you. Enjoy. Those are our cheddar bay biscuits theyre delicious. Let me tell you about this, because i worked at red lobster, and i know everything about every food here. So this is handmade by a bunch of African People in the back. [ laughter ] this is a cheddar bay biscuit toast. You got to go like this one, two, three. Jimmy this is absolutely fantastic. Told you jimmy then you can go like this too one, two, three, and then like that. [ cheers ] mmm so good. So, my pet peeve was when people ask for extra biscuits please do not ask for more biscuits, because i will slap you. Jimmy can we have more biscuits because that is what i really want love it. Dlob. Thats what i call it. Dlob jimmy yeah, if youve been here enough you call it dlob. And then dude and then sfish. Live they want you to live. I love it. I get it look at this are you kidding me hey, wait a second ahole fish . Oh, a whole fish [ laughter ] how are we doing here are we ready to order . Jimmy two ultimate feasts, and theres other things and i want to add cajun chicken pasta to mine. Okay, awesome jimmy shes going to add just some stuff. Oh my god, this is a lot of food [ laughter ] jimmy what do we do first . I like fried shrimp, so we can do the toast, and dunk it in your tartar sauce like we did the other thing. So you go one, two, three, dip jimmy uhhuh what the hell are you doing [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy you saved my life. That was so nasty jimmy you saved my life tonight. Now im going to show you how to crack this, okay . Jimmy yep. You just go like this well, lets start with the legs maybe. And you go like this and you squeeze. Ugh. [ light laughter ] um jimmy wow. I cant believe you got fired. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause see thats why i like the ultimate feast, because its already done for you jimmy oh, thats right, you go ultimate feast. Then you can just splitskies yes cheers jimmy cheers mmm, so good. So good. Jimmy we dont have any more [ light laughter ] arent you happy you came here for the first time in your life jimmy can we have more biscuits so tell me why you got fired from red lobster i walked up to this this lady her and her boyfriend had walked out of the restaurant, and they took my pen, and they didnt tip me i walked to the car, i banged on the car window, and i said give me my pen jimmy so far it sounds like thats not a big deal. I started going like this [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, youre number one youre number one as well and my manager fired me on the spot jimmy tell the manager, hey, i was trying to get restaurant property back, cause they stole your pen. Oh you know what we should do do you want to do like, lady the tramp style no. Jimmy okay [ laughter ] now, i know you got fired from red lobster, and i think right now its time for a little redemption a little red lobster redemption. Okay. Jimmy upstairs theres people waiting for food. They have no idea that were here lets go serve some food to these great people here. Oh, my god, are you serious jimmy lets get the uniforms oh, my god is everybody enjoying their food jimmy this reminds me of when i was in college because i had muscles, and i also had crabs once [ laughter ] oh my god jimmy oh, here we go hi, guys my name is nicki. Im your server for the day. Nice to meet you [ talking over each other [ screaming [ laughter ] trinidad my country my country is in the building. Jimmy i brought you a special drink. A little rum and coke. Let me take a little taste, just for a second oh, my god. Im sorry you guys jimmy can we have one more rum and coke please . Thank you very much. Oh, my god, dont eat peoples biscuits what is wrong with you im so sorry, you guys thats okay, its okay. If youre hungry all yours, all yours. So can i get you guys anything jimmy are you eating your biscuit with a fork and knife . Yeah, i dont want my hands to get dirty jimmy get oh, my god. You cannot do this jimmy get out of here. This is too classy for red lobster. Jimmy get out of red lobster. All right, nicki youve proven yourself you redeemed yourself. Weve talked to everyone here at red lobster, and we have Something Special for you. The first and only black card. You get free cheddar bay biscuits for life. Oh, my god, this is the nicest thing anyones ever given me jimmy no, no, no thank you jimmy i also tracked the people down, and i got your pen back [ laughter ] redemption youre amazing. [ cheers and applause jimmy youve been redeemed i love you thank you [ laughter ] jimmy oh, its so much shes getting choked up. Oh, my gosh. Oh, lets get the basket of biscuits oh, its a basket of biscuits. What, are you guys insane jimmy i got you guys what the hell is this jimmy we love you red lobster. Lets get in the limo. Lets go, lets go we gotta go, we gotta go [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to nicki minaj. [ cheers and applause and the red lobster staff for having us. Big show tonight guys, we are live tweeting as we speak, and were doing something fun during the commercial break. Send us a tweet with your name, where youre from, and your personal Campaign Slogan and the roots and i will make up a song about you on the spot and we might give you something fun for playing along, maybe i dont know but be sure to use the hashtag fallonlive. Itll be fun stick around well be right back with nicki minaj. Come on back [ cheers and applause somebody living with hiv . Keep being you. And ask your doctor about biktarvy. Biktarvy is a complete onepill, onceaday treatment used for hiv in certain adults. Its not a cure, but with one small pill, biktarvy fights hiv with three different medicines to help you get to undetectable. That means the amount of virus is so low it cant be measured in lab tests. Serious side effects can occur, including kidney problems and kidney failure. 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The battery life on those is sick. Oh, can you bring me back one . I cant pause this game. Come to tmobile and for each iphone ten r you get, get a second one on us. And we are well past wethe honeymoon phase. Oooh lufa. Ocupado tom. At t, whats this i hear about you advertising a 100 Fiber Network . Only like a fraction of my customers can get that. Thats it . . You have such a glass halfempty attitude. The glass is more than halfempty you need to relax tom. Oww tom, you need a little tom time. A little tt. Stop living with at t. Xfinity delivers gig speeds to more homes than anyone. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest tonight is one of the biggest rappers in the world all of her albums have gone platinum shes the first female to have 100 appearances on the billboard hot 100. Yeah, give it up yeah [ cheers and applause her latest single debuted at number one on itunes megatron is out now. Everyone, please welcome nicki minaj [ cheers and applause oh, my god. Hey, yall jimmy thats a great new york city crowd right there. [ cheers and applause yes hey. Jimmy thank you for coming back welcome back to the show thank you for having me jimmy please, welcome back to new york. I want to talk about megatron that just came out on friday went straight to number one on itunes does that excite you still when your songs come out and they go number one or are you so used to it yes it always excites me no matter how many songs you put out, it always feels good to know that people care enough to check for it and still support you. Jimmy does this mean maybe there might be a new album or no well, theres definitely a new album. Yes, of course jimmy oh wait, there is . [ cheers and applause i didnt know anything i dont know anything. Youre the first to find out. Well, yes. Of course theres a new album. I just dont know im not putting out the date yet but there is one jimmy all right. Now is there a title to it yes jimmy you know what youre going to call it yes jimmy how long before the record comes out, do you know what youre going to call it it varies like, with the last album i knew for so long. Maybe like over a year that i was going to call it queen. And it was just because my fans would always type queen on instagram or twitter under my stuff. So i was like, oh my god thats a great idea, ill just call it that but with this one, you know, im lying. I dont have a name yet. [ laughter ] jimmy you know what . Last time i saw you was at the met ball, we ran into each other. I dont know if you remember this yes jimmy speaking of everyone calling you queen, were on a long red carpet. And its a beautiful gala. And everyone dresses up and looks gorgeous obviously, you looked so much more gorgeous than i did [ light laughter ] but im talking to you, and youre so fun. Were talking, and then its all in order of who gets their picture taken. So like, nicki, you are next and you were like, okay, bye, jimmy. And then you walked out, and i just saw you just started like, you became everyone is going, queen, queen, queen, queen. It was 100 cameras around you. And i was like and you became like this and you were doing these poses really . Jimmy and i go, that is but it was so professional i was like, wow. I dont have those moves yes, you do [ light laughter ] jimmy no but look at this its inside of you. Jimmy no, its not look at this that is how you [ cheers and applause ew. Ew jimmy like, two seconds before we were joking around and then you went out and youre like, ill show you how do it. And i was like, oh my gosh. And theyre like, jimmy, youre next. And they go, please keep walking. Get out of nickis way. [ laughter ] and i go, okay, interesting. You can do that pose. Let me see you try it. Jimmy i cant do this. Yes, you can. Yes, you can [ cheers and applause jimmy could you hold that up and just yeah, of course jimmy i just want to see so you come out and you go, yeah, all right, yeah ill talk to you later. I go out there and they go so everyone just yell queen at me queen audience queen yes [ cheers and applause give me another one work it [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. You did a great job jimmy i cant do it. Yes you can you did a great job. Jimmy it was just it was great. You look gorgeous at the thing but then, i listen to you and i go, this is just me. I dont know, its a mega star must be out of the realm of reality, like, when you go to these things and everyone is yelling your name, and you are releasing number one things. And i go, i always want to know, do you remember the first gig you ever got paid money for . I remember being super excited to make 700 at my first show, i think. And i remember going it was a small little club. And it was probably like only 200 people but it didnt dawn on me, though, that i would go and they would actually know the music. So when they were rapping the words back, i remember making eye contact with people rapping like the music from my mix tape, and it just like freaked me out. Wait a minute. How do you know i didnt understand the concept of youre listening to the music and then you learn it like it was just so weird. Jimmy and not only can you rap, but i dont know if a lot of people know this, but you can also you are very good at freestyling. A little bit. Kind of. Jimmy well, i thought it would be kind of fun if we played a little game on the show tonight. Just saying, if you guys what do you think [ cheers and applause its very fun. Its very fun. Trust me, its very fun. It is jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah its very no no one will get hurt i swear. Okay, im scared. Jimmy its time to play a round of wheel of freestyle. Here we go [ cheers and applause jimmy heres how it works. Im gonna hit this button right here, and this will activate a random word generator. It will land on three random words. And its your job to work all three of them into a freestyle rap. Oh, my god. [ light laughter ] jimmy wait, thats how thats fun come on, it will be fun. I promise. Okay. Jimmy it wont be odd words. Theyre just written by our comedy writers so good luck with whatever comes up here. And lets see what the words are. [ generator sound [ light laughter ] oh my god jimmy these are it, so hexagon, yeti. Yeti could be either the you know, its like big foot or its also a cooler okay. [ laughter ] jimmy edible arrangement you know those they have like little molded fruits, cantaloupe, and pineapples in it mostly flowers yas, yup. Jimmy okay, good okay so those are the three things. Im trying to give you a little time so you can start writing. [ light laughter ] i have to go first . Wait a minute . Jimmy well, theres no going second this is it [ laughter ] this is first and last oh my god jimmy this is youre nicki minaj, yeah. Okay. All right. Wait, hold on. Jimmy roots, can we get a beat so we can Start Playing with this . Where what camera do i look into . Jimmy you can look at that one. Okay. Oh hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey new york, whats up, new york . Make some noise right now. [ cheers and applause six sides thats a hexagon [ bell dings ] im the big homi megatron these girls cant see m like the yet [ bell dings ] all these girls ga like gedi i am miss petty and its going dow basement i be like eat it eat it eat it eat it edible arrangement [ bell dings ] [ cheers and applause jimmy stop it stop it stop it come on [ cheers and applause it was so bad jimmy that is how you do it, right there. No, it was fun nicki minaj. [ cheers and applause the new single megatron is out now. Well be right back with Phoebe Robinson. Stick around, everybody. 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Oh, my gosh jimmy what would you be normally doing right now, thursday night at midnight id be in bed with a face mask on watching like cheers reruns i am, like, such a boring person jimmy you do the face mask i do the face mask. I love living in new york. I like to unwind during the day, its great but, at nighttime, its just like a dumpster. The streets is, like, bags of trash everywhere were always like, new york is great. Were like in new york concrete jungle its like its disgusting here jimmy garbage bags everywhere [ light laughter ] no, not really come on. Theres a lot of garbage, jimmy. Jimmy i know, its true. Its interesting but were so used to it yeah. Jimmy but, come on, its the most beautiful city in the world. Daytime. Yeah, daytime between 12 00 and 3 15 jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] did you watch the debates . I did jimmy what are your thoughts about this the debate you know, i have a couple first of all, theres too many people running jimmy yes. Im like, this is not a field hockey like, audition try out. Why are there 20 democrats trying to run . Then, they always ask a question like, what are you going to do your first day, your first hour . Its like, nobodys going to do anything like in their first hour of their job. Theyre always like, medicaid or whatever its like, youre looking for chipotle [ laughter ] youre looking for the closest place for lunch or like unpacking your stapler youre getting nothing done. Jimmy you want to know the closest chipotle to the white house . Yes jimmy youre taking selfies. Yes theyre not accomplishing anything in the first two months, right. [ laughter ] i dont know jimmy but politics in general, you were telling me backstage, you have nothing but respect for anyone who decides to devote their life to politics why is that . Yeah, because my brother is a politician, hes state representative in district six in cleveland, ohio which is very exciting jimmy fantastic. [ cheers and applause its really, really cool. Jimmy good for him yeah. Its great that he got in on the local level. He got like people really excited. Im just really passionate about that, hes like the best jimmy thats great you were telling me that when he was running he didnt hit anyone he didnt make fun of or start fights no he just went like door to door, like knocking, being like, guys heres how im going to make a change. Hes like such a dogooder he works at city year. Hes just an amazing, amazing guy. Jimmy ive got to ask, because the last time you were here we were talking about your boyfriend. Still dating yeah, im still dating british bake off yes, yes, yes. Jimmy british bae. British bae jimmy british baekoff. British baekoff yes. Jimmy you were meeting the family i did i went to the uk and i met the family jimmy you didnt come back with accent. My accents not really very good, is it . [ laughter ] jimmy its pretty good i dont mind it. Its rubbish. Quite frankly. Did you meet the family what went down i did meet the family we all got along i will say the brits arent good with food seasoning. [ light laughter ] it was really bad. Jimmy they skimp a little bit . They skip everything. [ laughter ] its just like plain, just boiled chicken youre like, how are you still a nation whats happening here . [ laughter ] whats happening jimmy i think you took it to an extreme how are you still a nation yeah, get it together salt, pepper, paprika, whatever. Jimmy but did they like you . They did. It was really cute so my boyfriend is from bournemouth, which is like a beachside town its very cute he used to go to the beach every day and walk his dogs mom i felt like diane keaton in somethings gotta give. I was always wearing a camel sweater being like, when will Jack Nicholson like love me . You know what i mean [ laughter ] jimmy do you want speaking of that, would you want to do anymore acting cause i know youve done you do i do. Ive done like some comedies i want to do some dramas jimmy you want to do a drama . Yes i like taught myself how to cry on cue so, yeah jimmy are you serious . Yes, i will think of something horrible like my boyfriend like dying in a plane crash. Jimmy okay, okay, all right. That would never yeah, never happen. Jimmy Phoebe Robinson, a dramatic actor i think so. Jimmy could you cry on command if i asked you to do it now . I mean, ill give it a shot, yeah jimmy on live tv yeah, lets try [ cheers and applause jimmy this is going to be weird. All right, get in the zone get in the zone, auto zone. Got it jimmy get in the zone, auto zone all right. I was trying to laugh before we cry. Do you want me to give you a line yeah, that would be great if you could just like give me a line jimmy james, can we get some sad music, maybe piano . [ laughter ] james, i dont want you crying no, james this is phoebes trick all right. All right, ready honey, i have some bad news. Okay. Jimmy i forgot my netflix password [ laughter ] i mean, how are we going to watch Stranger Things and nailed it . Its my favorite, with the sprinkles. But a tear is coming [ laughter ] jimmy did you guys see that . [ laughter and applause come on. There is a little bit look jimmy yes, there is a little bit. There is a little bit right here take that meryl streep right here [ laughter ] jimmy take that, meryl streep yes jimmy can you tell me about this you recently went to africa. I did jimmy tell me why you were there in the first place yes, so i went to zambia with my lovely assistant mi, shes iconic and i went because i do a lot of charity work with red and one. Theyre cofounded by bono jimmy i love red, yeah i got to like visit a lot of, you know, clinics and like schools and like just meet amazing donors it was really, really cool jimmy good for you yeah and then mi was like, hey, we have like a free afternoon. Do you want to just go bungee jump off a bridge. Jimmy thats where i leave thats where i go, nice knowing you, you were a great assistant. But, im sending you back to america. And i said yes, like a dummy. I did. I said yes so we found jimmy why would anyone want to do this i dont understand it was so cool. Jimmy i did zip lining in puerto rico and it really it was the scariest thing i ever did. Tariq was laughing, he was having the time of his life. I was like screaming and i was like, just get me off this thing. And then i got to the bottom of the zip line, im like, all right, lets get out of here i did it, it was good. Im happy i did it the guy goes, you got to take another zip line to get to your car. Oh no jimmy i go, no, no, i already did my zip line. Hes like, you got no choice were in a jungle, dude. [ laughter ] it was just terrible so you jumped off the bridge yeah, so i did tandem swing, which is you just stand next to the person with your arms around each other, and you just literally countdown 1, 2, 3, and just walk off a bridge jimmy no [ laughter ] and they sort of i was like into it and then i got nervous right before jimmy im nervous now. So they have the guys like jimmy i would never do this. This is crazy. They have the guy, like, pushing your back a little bit jimmy excuse me. It felt like a stage mom, like shoving their kid into an audition jimmy oh, my gosh. Never in my life would i do that you should do it. Jimmy never. It was cool i loved it jimmy you did not love it. I did love it jimmy you did not, you hated it i screamed, i loved it. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, you loved it maybe the first time but you forgot about the second time. Because you just bounce. It was great. I was like, im a warrior like i just felt alive jimmy you did not yell, im a warrior. I am. I turned into like mel gibson. I was like, give me back my freedom [ laughter ] like i was just jimmy whats going on. You actually brought us video of the jump yes jimmy all right, this is going to be frightening. Take a look at this. Ready 3, 2, 1. Ahh [ cheers and applause isnt that cool jimmy never again. It was so cool. Jimmy you are too talented i dont want to lose you like that, please thank you jimmy tell me about your tour, please what is the name of your tour . Its called sorry Harriet Tubman. Jimmy okay, why is that . So i, you know, im socially active and whatever but then im like, who is a hot celeb i want to make out with so theres a lot of ignorance that spills out and i feel like im letting down all my black ancestors. I feel like im letting down Harriet Tubman the most. [ light laughter ] so im just like, sorry girl, here are my jokes. Here are my jokes about penises. And shes like, i guess. [ laughter ] jimmy i think youre doing great. I think she would be proud of you. Thank you jimmy thank you so much for coming back to the show. I appreciate it. Thank you so much jimmy Phoebe Robinson. For more information on her sorry Harriet Tubman tour, go to phoeberobinson. Com. Well be right back with a performance from Julia Michaels. Stick around everybody go on twitter night now. [ cheers and applause and. Thats your basic threepoint turn. [ scoffs ] if you say so. Im sorry . What teach here isnt telling you is that snapshot rewards safe drivers with discounts on car insurance. What . Or maybe he didnt know. [ chuckles ] im done with this class. Youre not even enrolled in this class. I know. Im supposed to be in ceramics. Do you know room 303. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Good luck, everybody. Oh. Thank you. Yeah. Whatever youre craving. And whenever youre cravinit. Doordash has the restaurants you want. Delivered to your door. Wherever your door happens to be. Download doordash. The most restaurants across america. 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All right guys, lets play the game so heres the name we picked it is nick its nick johnson, montgomery, alabama and his favorite childhood toy was hot wheels so how do we nick from montgomery, hot wheels nick from montgomer alabam you know hes my good friend whenever i try to think of a song for him its never eas to begin i want some hot wheel jimmy oh yeah. Fast disco, 80s looking for som hot wheels looking for some hot wheels hot wheels in alabama i want some hot wheels i want some hot wheels i want some hot wheels montgomery alabam hot wheels shout out to Montgomery Alabama jimmy guys, we are setting up right now for Julia Michaels. Look right there [ cheers and applause when we come back when we come back, Julia Michaels will be performing for everyone. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Come right back. More tonight show. Julia michaels were live [ cheers and applause thats me, honey well, im going to tmobile and for every iphone ten r i buy, theyll give me another one. 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Shes going to perform hurt again from her new ep inner monologue part 2. Please welcome back Julia Michaels [ cheers and applause i can already gauge i im too opinionate and your mamas gonna hate i you dont fit in with my friends i see them gettin jealous cause you take up all my weekends you remind me of my pas thats how i kno that this wont last yeah and i kno i should go pack but where the fun in that oh i can see the future it doesnt look pretty im lookin in your eyes im ready to be hurt again feel some type of way whenever youre with m i know were fighting fire with fire, but im ready to be hur hurt again im im im i ready to be hurt hurt agai im im im i you cant read my emotions whether i keep them closed in or out there in the open i cant tell wha youre thinking youre so back and fort by the time that i figured it out i cant figure it out you remind me of my pas thats how i kno that this wont last yeah and i kno i should go pack but where the fun in that oh i can see the future it doesnt look pretty im lookin in your eyes im ready to be hurt again feel some type of way whenever youre with m i know were fightin fire with fire, but im ready to be hur hurt again im im im i ready to be hurt hurt agai im im im i im here hoping youll prove me wrong come her i wanna be proven wrong but were s back and forth by the time that we figure it out we cant figure it ou i can see the future it doesnt look pretty im lookin in your eyes im ready to be hurt agai feel some type of wa whenever youre with m i know were fighting fire with fire, but i ready to be hurt hurt again im ready, im ready ready to be hur hurt again im ready, im ready come here baby ready to be hur again, again, agai come here baby ready to be hurt again, again, again im read again, again, again [ cheers and applause jimmy that that is how you do it come on, bud that is how you do it live right there, Julia Michaels. [ cheers and applause standing o, not bad. Inner monologue part 2 is out now. Well be right back. Julia miachels [ cheers and applause the super lice. This hair is happenin they think normal pesticide treatments will stop us nix ultra ahhhh kill super lice and eggs with nix ultra. More effective than the leading prescription. Has been excellent. They really appreciate the military family and it really shows. With all that usaa offers why go with anybody else . We know their rates are good, we know that theyre always going to take care of us. It was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. It was funny because when we would call another insurance company, hey would say oh we cant beat usaa were the webber family. Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. To the wait did frowe just winners. Prouders everyone uses their phone differently. Thats why Xfinity Mobile lets you design your own data. 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[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause good to hear in that case, lets get to the news new video has surfaced showing President Trump conversing and joking with financier jeffrey epstein, who is facing
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