[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy hello, everybody, welcome. I was waiting for this steve yeah jimmy thank you very much. Please have a seat, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it thats very nice [ cheers and applause well you guys, its currently comiccon in new york city [ cheers and applause [ cheers ] so if you see 13 guys in the subway dressed as spiderman i guess its that . [ light laughter ] yeah, its almost the weekend. And if you think you need a break, imagine how trumps iphone feels [ light laughter ] this is very exciting. Joaquin phoenix is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause and his new film, joker is out today. We see the origins of how a man went completely insane i guess itll started when he made a phone call to ukraine and asked for help thats what i [ light laughter ] no spoilers. I saw that President Trump is thinking about starting his own news network to get a real voice out there. [ light laughter ] americans are like, finally a place to hear what trump has to say [ light laughter ] yep, trump talked about starting his own news network. It will be the only channel where the shows are way louder than the commercials [ light laughter ] now this is great. Tonight the yankees hosted the Minnesota Twins in game one of the division series. Yankees fans were like, you suck, twins [ light laughter ] while minnesota fans were like, hey thanks so much for having us this is so great thank you. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause some Business News uber is offering a Helicopter Service to jfk airport [ cheers and applause meanwhile, if you want to fly to laguardia, they just send a a lawn chair tied to some balloons [ laughter and applause i saw that instagram is launching a new app called threads, where you can send photos to your closest friends [ light laughter ] for when you dont think the vacation photo you posted publicly made them jealous enough [ laughter ] no, i really went there. Some Business News, bed, bath beyond announced that they are closing 60 locations [ audience aws ] i knew the company was in trouble when i got a 20 off coupon in the mail to buy a bed, bath beyond, yeah [ laughter ] and finally, today is National Taco day and National Vodka day [ cheers and applause and if you celebrated both, be glad its not monday we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy what a show we have this evening higgins, you know who this gentleman is, higgins . Steve Joaquin Phoenix. Jimmy that is Joaquin Phoenix, yes [ cheers and applause he is our guest tonight. Zoey deutch is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy its a fun show. Its a fun friday show and im very, very excited i mean, we have such a fun show for you tonight oh my gosh. Jimmy zoey im so sorry, are you okay . I didnt even see you there. Im like such a klutz. [ light laughter ] jimmy zoey deutch, everyone [ cheers and applause zoey deutch. What are you what are you doing . What are you doing here . What am i oh, im just here to put my books in my locker [ light laughter ] jimmy your locker is at my desk [ light laughter ] this is really weird. Like, what are the chances that id run into you, here [ laughter ] jimmy the chances are high i mean, this is [ light laughter ] this is my show. Im at my desk doing my show [ light laughter ] yeah, but of all the Television Studios in all the towns. [ light laughter ] who would have thought id end up at yours . Jimmy i did. [ laughter ] and you should have too. I mean, youre on my sho tonight. Yeah, because you invited me jimmy yeah [ laughter ] youre going to come out here in a little bit. Yeah, but you dont because you want me to you want me to jimmy yeah, well, im going to ask you questions about your movie and your tv show really . [ light laughter ] you want to get to know me [ light laughter ] jimmy im sorry, what . What is happening . I have no idea [ cheers and applause oh gosh, its raining, and i didnt even bring my umbrella dont give me your coat, im not cold at all. [ light laughter ] jimmy zoey, no, stop stop its not raining, were indoors. Am i crazy, jimmy, or is there something happening between us [ light laughter ] jimmy nothing is happening this is not a romcom. Stop, stop the music, stop the music. Im sorry, but i have a show to do [ audience aws ] [ audience boos yeah, they get it [ laughter ] and you know who else gets it . I do i get it and i get that you want to focus on your career [ laughter ] please, dont look at me [ laughter ] now look at hey, look at me, look at look at me no, dont look at me now. [ light laughter ] are you looking at me . Jimmy yes. Yeah, dont look at me. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, i thought you wanted that. We will we will always have paris [ light laughter ] jimmy ive never been to paris with you i have no but thank you thank you very much. Goodbye. [ light laughter ] jimmy you dont have to walk that slow dont chase me. Jimmy im not chasing you. Stop, youre making this harder than it has to be [ laughter ] jimmy zoey, seriously, you can just walk at a normal pace, you really you really can just walk normally, please good god im so sorry. Tariq well, its okay. I was just headed to my locker [ laughter ] im such a klutz [ cheers and applause no dont. Dont. [ laughter ] tariq wow. You were beautiful that whole time jimmy hey, guys, guys come on, all right you know what, well be right back after the break ill straighten all this out [ cheers and applause burke at farmers insurance, weve seen almost everything so we know how to cover almost anything. bert even a notsohandy monster. johnson what is going on in here i cant hear myself think grover what does it look like, sir . 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We want to create a place for more than just ourselves. We create the things that we want to exist in the world. My doors are always open. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. What a crowd tonight [ cheers and applause i love you hope youre having a great weekend. Heres to a great weekend. It is time for tonight show hashtags here we go hash tags hash tags jimmy hey, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic since college is in full swing, i thought id send out a a hashtag called college in six words. I asked you guys to sum up college in just six words. Within minutes it became the number one trending topic in the united states. [ cheers and applause number one in the united states. So thank you for playing along [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Thank you for playing. I love it. Now, i thought id share some of my favorite college in six words responses from you guys this first one is from abbylamp. She says, if its due tomorrow, do tomorrow. Steve yeah [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy this next ones from ryanbartholomee he says, 150 textbook sells back for 5 bucks. And thats [ laughter and applause that is so true. Steve one beer jimmy yeah, that is barely one beer yeah this ones from itskatelambert. I wonder if thats her, or if she says that as she was signing up for twitter, like, its kate lambert. Oh no. Steve oh shoot she was doing it in her phone. Jimmy its kate lambert. She says, febreze counts as actually doing laundry. [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve yeah, come on jimmy thats true. All great advice this is from alexsch99. Steve sch99 . Jimmy sch99. Steve sch99. Jimmy alexsch99. She says, one white claw wont kill me. [ cheers and applause steve ones too many and a a millions not enough jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] then an hour later, six white claws wont kill me. [ laughter ] this ones from joshuagrotheer. He says, just know that cs get degrees. Steve yeah [ laughter and applause jimmy this is one from tawnee. She says, food or beer, food or beer . [ laughter and applause thats college in six words. Steve thats it, yeah. Jimmy ugghh steve beer jimmy this ones from jenlinnriddell. She says, way before social media, thank god. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] steve come on. Jimmy our crowd is very young. Steve very young jimmy yeah, but if you were in college before social media steve ask your parents jimmy yeah [ laughter ] this one is from ariannanicolexp she says, failing 17 classes, only in 6. [ laughter and applause college in six words this is from krissyelyse. She says, when in doubt, nap it out. [ laughter and applause this ones from jackyboy223 steve yeah jimmy he says, im never drinking again, until tomorrow. Steve thats a good one. Jimmy theyre all winners. Steve thats a winner. Theyre all winners. Jimmy yeah this last one here is from top5list5 steve wait a second. Top 5 list 5 jimmy top5list5 is the name of this person top5list5 steve what is it [ light laughter ] jimmy college in six words steve six words. Jimmy he says, best eight years of my life. There you go, everybody. [ cheers and applause those are the tonight show hashtags check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags stick around well be right back with Joaquin Phoenix, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause this is excitement. We are literally going to hogwarts right now. This is unexpected. Ahhhh whoaaa this is incredible. We just got off hagrid, and it is by far the best ride. This is universal. Home of tripadvisors number one park in the world. So come join us. 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[ cheers and applause you look great on the cover of this magazine right here congrats on all this stuff photoshop jimmy i wanna talk photoshop. [ laughter ] i want to talk to you there was no pool. Exactly jimmythat was in the desert somewhere yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy last time you were on the show, it was years ago i want to say its six years ago. And we had a little we had a little bet or something. Do you remember this yes, i do jimmy yeah [ laughter ] because we both had kind of addictions, bad addictions mmhmm. Yours was worse than mine. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, not that addiction. All right [ laughter ] right, right, right. Jimmy yeah, not that one sorry jimmy no, no, no yeah. Jimmy no, i was trying to kick soda. Right jimmy i didnt want to drink any more soda. Yeah. Jimmy and i kept and you were trying to stop smoking cigarettes thats right. Jimmy and then we had a bet. And you said if lost, you would come back on the show. Mmhmm. Jimmy and here you are [ laughter ] whats up . There you go. Jimmy are you still smoking . You know what, its so weird. And i listen. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. This sound no, no. This sounds like a setup, but i just watched my first session of this hypnosis to stop smoking today, like, an hour ago. Jimmy really yeah, not kidding jimmy i think this is good stuff. Yeah. [ cheers and applause right. Jimmy hypnosis, that worked for my dad he got hypnotized. Did he . Jimmy and he got hypnotized and that was it. He never smoked again. Yeah, its actually it seems like its very easy to be a hypnotist jimmy really yeah. You just have to be boring [ laughter ] thats literally it. Jimmy he just bored you . Yeah. They just talk real slow like this the whole time. [ laughter ] and you you just drift off. Its amazing jimmy like, but do you try to mess with him did you, like, look into his eyes and try to, like, reverse make him smoke would be the way but its [ laughter ] jimmy that would be the ultimate that would be the ultimate trick. Make him addicted its all online hes not there jimmy hes not there no, hes not there. Jimmy oh, its on its a video . Yeah, i was watching it on my computer. Jimmy oh, jeez, well, who even knows if hes real or an actor . [ light laughter ] ive read in many things that you dont enjoy doing talk shows. And i find that [ laughter ] i find that [ laughter ] find that hard to believe. Yeah, me too. Right . Jimmy i think youre great on talk shows. I love it jimmy i think you love doing it look how much fun were having yeah, oh, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, its like a its like a jimmy its like a dance party. I know, like, me and you are, like, hanging out together yeah. Jimmy oh, i mean [ laughter ] just like its like whatever, man, you know no, this is really enjoy no, whatever, it is what it is [ laughter and applause jimmy why would you say that [ cymbal crash ] this is insane it is what is . No, because i wanted to Say Something positive and as it was coming out, i said, thats not truthful. So then i wanted to be honest. [ laughter ] jimmy why . But youre an actor. Cant you act like you like talk shows i really do like coming here, man. Jimmy you do yeah, thank you jimmy there you go how was that . Was that jimmy that was good. We got it . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause did we get that . Check the gate he was good on that. But, why because you dont like the questions about the movie or talking about you . Or you dont like is it pressure i like talking about me i like being under lights. I like a lot of people looking at me. [ laughter ] i like hearing my voice projected. Jimmy maybe its you need a desk you want to be behind a desk maybe thats what it is its the jimmy youre too exposed yeah, maybe thats what it is jimmy im protected by a a shell. Yeah. Jimmy im a like a little hermit crab. [ laughter ] i crawl in here and hang out yeah. Jimmy do you want me to ask you questions down here . Right [ light laughter ] no, itll be boring for them but, see, ive got nothing jimmy no, what do you mean youve got nothing youve got tons of stuff im saying i dont have the shell. Jimmy we got to talk about yoker. Sorry jimmy yoker, your new movie. Its that for foreign film are you a mind reader [ laughter ] are you seriously . Jimmy no as i was driving up here, i was saying le joker. Jimmy yayoker. El yoker. Jimmy el yoker. Yeah, thats [ light laughter ] right, its a foreign film el yoker. Jimmy el yoker. Yes [ laughter ] yes. Jimmy did you do that . Because first jimmy you sent that vibe out to me. I caught it. Literally, when i was driving up the west side highway, im not even kidding. Because thing is when this first came premiered, it was in venice. Jimmy yeah and then paris. Jimmy paris. Paris jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] you pronounce paris [ laughter ] [ french accent italy, paris, you do yoker. When they when they yell, action, turn into yoker, yes, no . Oui jimmy youre on the 20th floor, 19. [ laughter ] 18, 17. Theres a fire theres a fire run jimmy i watch your interviews i love them all, because i dont know whats real and whats not real. But it makes me laugh. [ light laughter ] because i know you a little bit. A little bit enough to know whats funny you know you do a thing in joker that i think is you know what my favorite part of the movie is . What . Jimmy when you dont get the joke whats the joke jimmy when theoker doesnt gee joke oh, i dont get the jokes jimmy at the comedy club i didnt get it you get all the weird you think youre you think youre such an outsider you think that youre part of everyone else, youre like [ panting and you just you want to get them and youre laughing at all the wrong things oh, that part, yes. Jimmy thats my favorite part right there okay, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah you got to see the movie youre going to love it. [ laughter ] its it is unbelievable [ applause ] well theres two parts jimmy youre great in it theres two parts in the comedy club. So its understandable that i would be jimmy there is two part yeah you performing and then you not performing right jimmy it was you not performing not performing. Jimmy you observing. Yes jimmy and taking notes and jotting. Mmhmm. Jimmy the jotting scene. Mmhmm. Jimmy and yeah. Jimmy thats what i love the best i have a i have a card here that says three things on it and one of them may be true and one of them none of them may be true but do you mind if i read these things now, are things that i said jimmy yes, you said these three things one of them none of them may be true. But i think i know one of them must be true this doesnem rea [ laughter ] jimmy no, its real. Okay, okay, lets see jimmy i cant set him up for that okay, ready . Well i dont jimmy all right, youve watched the movie step brothers more than any other film okay, thats number one. You want me to jimmy no, no, thats number one. Am i just listening jimmy yeah [ laughter ] this is a listening show [ laughter ] guests come on and listen to me talk i feel like im being hypnotized again jimmy yeah [ laughter ] welcome back to an all new boring tonight show. [ light laughter ] all right, number two. You love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best actors in the world. [ light laughter ] number three, one of your nicknames is kitten. [ laughter ] all right, let me take a guess im going to circle my answer. Then im to ask the audience then im going ask you of what your thing is. Okay. Jimmy this is a thing that no, you wouldnt do that that, maybe, possibly nah id say oh, you said that, but you were being funny. This is the game i play with you with a you. Im going to say that one. All right, audience, is it one nobody remembers what what it was. [ laughter and applause jimmy it was only 30 seconds ago what are you talking about but i dont even remember what it what it was jimmy what do you mean what number one can one person remember what the first answer was [ audience shouting jimmy all right, look. Audience step brothers. Jimmy step brothers. Youve seen step brothers more than any other film you guys listen to em . Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] i didnt know if they listen jimmy youve seen step brothers more than any other film yeah. Okay jimmy number two what was number two jimmy you love reality tv and think reality tv stars are the best in the world. Anyone on that one [ scattered cheers ] well, you just just gave the jimmy number three, one of your nicknames is kitten. [ cheers and applause so what does that mean . Jimmy i circled number three. [ laughter ] one of your nicknames is kitten. Now, i think i believe that to be true what do you now, what youre saying, that its true, or that i said these things jimmy i think thats true. But i didnt say it [ laughter ] jimmy dude, the more i think about this i mean, i didnt my segment producer set this up for me. The more i think about it [ laughter ] i dont know if any of these are true but i call you joaq. Why jimmy joaq why jimmy well, your names joaquin. I feel like thats too long for me [ light laughter ] you can handle it i feel like you can handle it. Jimmy i save a Little Energy you monologue every night jimmy yeah, but i save a a Little Energy by calling you joaq. Okay. Jimmy i dont have to do the quin. Okay. Jimmy you know [ laughter ] thats a good part. Jimmy i go, joaq. Yeah, okay. Jimmy like, you know you know, like, guacs. I like guacs you know i like guac. Hey, guac is extra, right . That should be the [ laughter ] that should have been the headline of vanity fair. The joaq is extra. [ laughter ] thats good jimmy all right. I dont know if any of these are real or true or not. But, do you know if any of these are true what do you mean true thats what im trying to understand [ laughter ] youre saying did i say these things or are they true or both . What is the question jimmy the question is, are any of these true . Okay. Okay, i think that i said jimmy no, its not that what you said. [ laughter ] see, youre really good. Your honor, your honor [ laughter ] hes under oath. Okay, no, theyre not all true jimmy we make you put your hand on a bible before you come out here theyre not all true. Jimmy theyre not all true, yeah but one might be true . [ light laughter ] and is the one that might be true the one that we all think is true. Is one of your nicknames kitten [ light laughter ] youre feeling very sleepy. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god thats ridiculous. Lets yeah. I dont the i dont two of them were i was just joking around. Jimmy yeah, i dont step brothers, i assume that you love that movie. I do. Jimmy you didnt see it more times than any other film, though its impossible. I have. Jimmy i feel like you i have. I have [ laughter ] jimmy you really have . Yeah. Jimmy thats the one yeah. [ cheers and applause yeah, for sure jimmy thats the one yeah. Jimmy thats good. I like thats it. I love hearing that. We got a little fact from joaquin. Who knows if its real but thats cool. [ laughter ] ive seen peewees big adventure more than any other film. Yeah, thats a great one. Jimmy yeah, its a classic lets talk about, speaking of classic, lets talk about joker. Man, oh, man, youre awesome in this [ cheers and applause they havent even seen it yet. They havent seen it. Thats what i was going to say jimmy no, theyre that excited about it people are excited about this. Uhhuh. Jimmy youre fantastic in it its all you, man. Youre driving this train [ light laughter ] car . What vehicle would you think this movie is . [ light laughter ] what type of transit form of transportation um [ laughter ] im not im not sure. Im not sure jimmy sorry, sorry so, look, no, wait, im sorry. Yeah. Jimmy so, you get into the youre doing the movie but it really is you and then i see you go a little mad in some scenes i feel like youve gone nuts in this scene you dont pick these roles where its like why dont you just pick a role where you just go to hawaii and youre on the beach and youre goofing off with your buddies . You know its jimmy yeah thats like every actors dream part jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] thats the thing. You make it, and then you do the movie where you jimmy yeah you go to haii and goof off with your buddies for two hours. Because id be bored. Jimmy you would be bored you need to do the laugh and the whole thing and youre coughing you need to do something. Jimmy and the thing. You dont have to do all that but jimmy you did it, and then did the dance. [ light laughter ] let me see the dance. That was adorable. Show that to me. Aw [ laughter ] jimmy but, dude, youre really its insane. Youre fantastic in it basically okay. Jimmy to set it up is you are [ laughter ] its there is no there are no superheroes in this film its just a kind of a making of a villain, is what i would the way i would if i was a film critic [ laughter ] its not that great but, is it off off a little bit no, i mean, youre great. Jimmy thank you. In general. [ laughter ] but that that wasnt the best jimmy it wasnt the best thing . No, its about how you can beat a human being down but why you dont tell anyone thats okay, let em just see it jimmy just see the movie or not. Jimmy or not yoknow what the movies about, kind of, right . Audience yeah. Jimmy yeah, so you dont need me. You dont need me, no. No, do it it was nice, what you were doing jimmy no, no, no one needs me its fine. Okay. Jimmy its cool. No, come back, come back. Come on, man oh, no, no, no, come back. Dont do that. [ cheers and applause all right, welme bk. We got a great guest tonight [ laughter ] jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause all right, welcome back come on in [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] jimmy it is why jimmy its so fun why does it say heavy . Here, im reading your Text Messages of somebody saying heavy. Jimmy heavy. Well, i might have to lose a a little weight. [ laughter ] thats not what that jimmy yeah im a little heavy, yeah but i got it figured out you lost weight for this film. Uhhuh. Jimmy and i read somewhere that you you said you lost 50 pounds . No, 15. [ laughter ] did you say jimmy oh, who cares. 50 . 50 . Jimmy yeah 50. No. Jimmy thats ridiculous. 15 jimmy no, 15 they didnt pay me that much [ laughter ] jimmy just hopped on the treadmill . Yeah well, im just happy to be here and talk about the film, joker. And it was great to get in there and really [ laughter ] you know [ whispering ] can we, um, go back because its actually better jimmy sure, sure saying 50 jimmy you wanna go back . Can we go back . Jimmy yeah, yeah, sure, sure so ask me again jimmy yeah, yeah dont worry about it well cut it out later [ laughter ] dont tell them jimmy what was that . I didnt know the microphone was on just do it again. Jimmy sorry. [ laughter ] but you know, getting in there with todd, you know, i call him t. P. [ laughter ] todd phillips, i call him t. P. [ laughter ] and its kind of cool, because he was like a teepee to me a little bit. Like, he was my home for a long time, you know [ laughter ] and so i basically felt like i lived inside of him when i was playing joker. You know, and i come out of the teepee you know, like, time to film. [ light laughter ] i go, all right, whats for breakfast, daddy . [ laughter ] and, you know, he would just, like, get whats for breakfast is this scene right here get into it and eat it all up. And i did. And so i think what youll see here in this clip is me taking the script and making it the best i can possibly make it. And thanks to t. P. s work and everybody involved with editing. [ light laughter ] and the soundtrack and everything it turned out pretty well and i hope you enjoy it. This is joker. That was well done. [ laughter ] [ heavy breathing [ cheers and applause Joaquin Phoenix, everybody. 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But im very excited i have my my new book is coming out steve you wrote a book i didnt know that [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah steve what is it called . Jimmy you know that. You even said what is it called weird. [ laughter ] im not steve i want to know what is your book called . Jimmy youre acting like its written down. Like i made you say it i didnt steve what are you saying . I would not i would not [ laughter ] jimmy why are you looking behind me like theres a a card [ laughter ] youre looking right at the camera steve i want to know about your book, jimmy [ laughter ] jimmy heres my book steve ooh. Jimmy this is baby. [ cheers and applause steve yeah jimmy its a picture book. Steve its a picture book. Jimmy its a picture book. For steve not a word book. Its a picture book. Jimmy its for little kids no, theres words in it. Steve oh, how many words [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, ill let you i dont want to spoil it for you. [ laughter ] theres a bunch of words in here steve a lot of words jimmy its not like a lot of words, but, yeah. [ light laughter ] its good for you know, youve got kids, youve got to read them a book, and youve got to read it fast steve because you want to go to bed, youre tired. [ light laughter ] you worked all day jimmy im speaking as a tired parent steve yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah, i want to read it fast and get em to sleep steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy so if they go, three books, this technically counts as a book. Steve right, thats a book bing, bang, boom, done sleep. Jimmy you do that and you go, here you go, blah, blah, blah and hug, bye, lights out [ laughter ] you figure it out. Steve right. Jimmy get in the you even tuck yourself in, i dont care steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy this point steve let them do it they got to learn. You know what . They got to learn. Jimmy yeah but this is it, man. This is baby. This is the third in the trilogy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve mama. Or dada, mama, baby. Jimmy all right. Im going to open it up a book you tell me what book you think its from. Steve okay, dont i wont look [ light laughter ] jimmy ready . Steve gone with the wind. [ laughter ] jimmy quack. [ light laughter ] steve quack . Thats got to be dada. Jimmy this is a trick question, its in all three books. [ laughter and applause i cant think of new words steve save money, man. Jimmy i got to think of new words all the time steve you save money on typewriter ink jimmy yeah but, anyways, im very, very excited about it this is steve how much is it [ laughter ] jimmy its cheap steve whats that . Jimmy its so cheap. Which one . Steve no, how much is [ laughter ] how much is baby jimmy and dont like, i dont want anyone to give me bad reviews, because its not a board book. Because its not quite there yet. Steve is it a board book like that one . Jimmy these are board books. But no, this is not a board book [ cheers and applause steve what jimmy look at that this is it steve what jimmy this, its not a a board book this is hardcover steve it will be jimmy eventually it will be a board book steve board books are great. Jimmy sure, sure steve because kids can chew on them. Jimmy they can chew on [ laughter ] they can chew on this book, too, i dont care. Steve eh jimmy these are like 7. 99 but they can get them on sale. Steve oh, those are great because board books are [ laughter ] board books are really highquality books sturdy how much is baby jimmy well, this is not a board book steve i know jimmy this is [ laughter ] steve but board books probably cost more to make but how much is baby [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, you can chew on this if you want to steve yeah, sure, sure but [ laughter ] i mean, cardboard is more expensive than paper, but that doesnt matter but how much is baby probly cheaper than board book [ light laughter ] i mean, thats 7. 99 baby is . 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[ cheers and applause jimmy you can see our next guest in the new movie zombieland double tap, which is in theaters october 18th. And she stars in the Netflix Series the politician, which is available shes great. [ cheers and applause i know, shes awesome. Please welcome zoey deutch, everybody [ cheers and applause hi jimmy zoey deutch. You have made friends you have made friends for life they love you here my god, you guys, thats awesome. Jimmy youre always welcome at our show. Thank you so much for coming back my pleasure and an honor. Jimmy oh my goodness you were telling me backstage that you just had a dna test you were going to tell me the results. I did i just took a dna test [ light laughter ] jimmy not backstage but turns out jimmy yes,kay. Im 100 percent that bitch. [ cheers and applause jimmy no, no he just set me up no, no, no, i did. I took a dna test, and it said that i was sorry, i had to it says im 51 percent jewish jimmy hey. [ cheers ] and 49 percent irishcatholic [ cheers ] so, that means 100 percent shame and guilt. [ laughter ] jimmy that is that is true the living embodiment of shame. Jimmy did you know that was the numbers . Did you know i didnt know the exact numbers, no. Jimmy no no, no. No, no jimmy no one ever told you that you were 51 percent no, no one told me. How could they. Jimmy this is great. This is fun. Yeah, its great news jimmy its great to be jewish yeah yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] its great to be jewish. Rosh hashanah Lshanah Tovah [ cheers and applause jimmy yeah yes yes. And i also got my dogs dna test that was interesting jimmy and whats going on with your dog . Shes a dog jimmy so, she literally is 100 percent that bitch dog [ laughter and applause jimmy that one come on. That oh my gosh. Jimmy its a dog i know whoa, you should do this for a living [ laughter ] oh my god, that was really good jimmy thank you. Jimmy lets talk about zombieland double tap. Yes jimmy this is a big deal this is the sequel to zombieland. This is the original cast came back. Yeah. Jimmy so youve got Woody Harrelson, emma stone Jesse Eisenberg jimmy Jess EisenbergAbigail Breslin jimmy Abigail Breslin, and now you [ cheers and applause and now, youre the new character. Who do you play in this . Yeah, so they all came back its ten years later, theyre still fighting zombies, and kicking ass, and taking names. And they come across new survivors, one of which is madison, who makes me get to live i get to live out all of my wildest valley girl fantasies. [ laughter ] jimmy what does madison sound like what does she do what does she talk like . Its like, im from the valley, like zoeys from the valley so, its like, i got to research this voice and character for 24 years [ laughter ] so its like kind of awesome she wears like a Juicy Couture track suit, and she has a bedazzled sidekick and she has these nails which zoey also has too. Jimmy oh my gosh and how is it working with everybody . We love you know, theyre the best people jimmy i know jesse, i know woody, i know emma yeah theyre the best people theyre just everything you think theyre going to be and more i just love them all so much, theyre so welcoming Jesse Eisenberg and i, its like battle of the when were doing a scene, its like battle of the jewish neuroses. [ laughter ] like, we finish a scene and its like, no, god, weve got to do i dont know was that okay i dont think think that was lets do it again. I dont i dont like really [ laughter ] and then, Woody Harrelson and emma stone are like, no, i think that was good, dude. Jimmy you got it, dude you got it, man. Yeah, you know about how chill woody is jimmy oh, hes so chill. Oh my god. Yeah. Jimmy when hes here, everyones chill around his dressing room. Yeah, everyones chill. By the way, psa, if theres one thing i learned from this movie, its do not smoke Woody Harrelsons weed [ laughter ] jimmy yeah do not even go near it no, its like the jimmy no, i would have told you that olympics of weed smoking jimmy yes. Dont. I didnt. Jimmy no, of course not. Or did i . Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] jimmy that is zombieland double tap. People, go check that out. Then, ive got to say, you are fantastic in the politician. Everyone is talking about this [ cheers and applause you did it again it ain ouve don no, you really are amazing in this explain to everyone what the show is about. Its ryan murphy, his first time on netflix. Ben platt is [ cheers and applause yes, yes, yes hes the best. So its about a character named Payton Hobart who is on a onetrack path to becoming the president of the united states. And his first stopoff in that trajectory is to become elected School President and its very much so an allegory for the current political climate, and you knowand yeah, im not going to say on much more. Already seen it hereeople have [ cheers and applause jimmy i know, its tough to talk about these shows because you can binge them and theyre fun to binge and watch but take your time on it but gosh, youre just crushing it people were freaking out that you were coming here today aw. Jimmy i can say that [ cheers and applause you have fans, pal they love you. [ cheers and applause stop. No, no, no, stop jimmy dont chase me dont chase me stop, dont do that they paid attention. Oh my god. Jimmy i hate it. Everyone looking at me you got to get a mold of your face for this, because did you know why you were getting a 3d mold of your face so, im bald in the show. And so you have to get your youve got to get the baldness made and i didnt know the process of that. I thought have you ever done it before . Jimmy yeah, for sure its really [ laughter ] for sure every friday night he gets a a bald cap made. Jimmy how do you think i got why do you think i have this gray toupee . Are you kidding . [ laughter ] you cant just buy this on amazon you can, actually. I sell them. [ light laughter ] no, yeah, so i went to go get my bald cap made and i didnt know that they have to do your whole face they have to cover your whole face in plaster and silicone, and its jimmy its a little claustrophobic its very i dont even know my words fail me so, i gave you a little time lapse video to show. Jimmy heres a little video of zoey deutch getting her face molded, her head molded. Look oh man now, for you guys, thats the me material that they make casts for your arms then they have to slice it open with a slicy thing, like a a knife. Jimmy yeah also, you only have to do it every ten years, which is a great thing because when i did zombieland they were like, we need your face. I was like, oh, call dick. Thats not how i feel about him, thats his name in burbank, hes got my whole face mold. Hell give you it. Jimmy i want to show a clip of you here in the show. This is zoey deutch in the politician. Take a look at this. I have made copies, nana, of all of these papers and they are sitting in a post office box that i told ricardo to open if anything happens to me do you know what i want . I want an all expenses paid senior trip to paris, nana unlimited funds. I want to do paris right freedom is what i need right now. I want to go to the restaurant in ratatouille, the one where the rat cooks. Thats an animated film, infinity rats dont actually work there if you can pull that off, i might might consider coming to your funeral. [ cheers and applause jimmy that is how that is how you do it youre awesome come on. Zoey deutch, everyone the politician is available now on Netflix Zombieland double tap is in theaters october 18th. More tonight show after the break. Stick around [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to Joaquin Phoenix, zoey deutch [ cheers and applause the roots right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great weekend i hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Glenn Howerton president ial candidate, andrew yang, author, margaret atwood, featuring the 8g band with Yesod Williams [ cheers and applause dies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news during a visit to the u. S. mexico border yesterday, President Trump claimed the new