Night. Lost on a tenth inning grand slam. The Washington Nationals advance for the first time in their franchise history, and thats fine, congratulations to them. So i tend to watch you spray each other with champagne. Now before they celebrate the players put on ski goggles. [ laughter ] to me, if you stop to put on goggles before youre spraying champagne, forget about spraying the champagne. Its like swimming to alcatraz with floaties on. [ laughter ] our president may be the only sports fan in washington who isnt celebrating. According to a fox news poll, a majority of americans favor impeachment and removal from office. [ cheers and applause ] which is a big deal coming from fox news. We cant even get a majority of americans to agree on who should play batman. [ laughter ] this is a poll, 51 support removing him, up 9 points from july. I would love to have been with him when he saw this. Hes sitting there enyouing lou dobbs time, this pops on the screen, i bet they spits his mcflurry roc as the room. From the day i announced i was running from president i have never had a good fox poll. Whoever their pollster is they suck. He has all the best words. Fox news is much different than it used to be, the good old days, fox doesnt deliver for us anymore, it is so different than it used to be, oh well, im president. [ laughter ] for now, yes. But trump went on to praise the one American News network. I dont know if youve seen this channel makes fox news look like pbs. Its walltowall mesothelioma commercials. [ laughter ] this idea that trump has never had a good fox news poll . If only there was an easily accessible catalog of lets say tweets that challenge that. For instance. Wow, fox news poll just came out action im number one with 26 . New fox news poll shows 40 Approval Rating by africanamericans for president trump, a great honor to easily finish first in the fox news poll. Fox news poll, thank you. Well. [ laughter ] youre welcome. This is kind of funny, trump is said to be so worked up by this impeachment inquiry, hes been calling Mitch Mcconnell up to three times a day. Which is more than he calls his son eric all year, i think. [ laughter ] cnn reports hes been calling to make sure Mitch Mcconnell knows that he demands loyalty from his fellow republicans, and he will amplify his attacks on those who criticize him. Trump denies this, of course, he claims he doesnt call mcconnell three times a day, he calls malk donneds three times a day. [ laughter ] i said two slices of cheese on my filletofisfiletofish new details about the perfect call with the ukraine approximately. President zelensky went out of his way to tell reporters in ukraine trump did not withhold aid money in exchange for dirt on the bidens, even though he did withhold aid money for the bidens. Zelensky said there was no blackmail, which is true. It was extortion, it was not blackmail, theyre different. He also says trump threw in an extra 140 million when all was said and done. As if this proves anything, trump took a victory lap with those words. He said the only blackmail hes involved with is kanye west. [ laughter ] [ applause ] Vice President mike pence hit iowa like a smoldering ball of sexual energy. I came to iowa today to turn up the heat. Jimmy hes turning the heat up to a tepid lukewarm. [ laughter ] the vice poodle has been a very good boy for his president. He says in order to help exonerate trump he is willing to release transcripts of his own calls with the ukrainian president. In other words, i will prove my boss didnt rob that convenien store by releasing a video of me not robbing a convenience store. [ laughter ] pences Office Released this audio for one of the calls with zelensky. Even though it isnt incriminating it is interesting. Just to be perfectly greer, the United States goal is simply to help y fight corruption in your country. Yes, and we will still yes, no quid pro quos here. S . Excellent. Well, thats about all we had to discuss. While i got you, would you like to listen to me drink a glass of milk . Excuse me . Ive got a big wet glass of milk here. Iet i could drink it all in one gulp. Well, i dont think it oh, yeah. Thats the good stuff. Mr. Vice president i have to go. Sweet neck for, just like mother used to make. Im hanging up now. Jimmy i dont blame him. Thats why hes got strong teeth and bones. And as if there wasnt already enough, the president s lawyer may be looking for a lawyer of his own tonight. Two associates of Rudy Giulianis were arrested last night. A gentleman named 11 partis and igor fruman, look innocent to me, i dont know, both charged with federal Campaign Finance violations for allegedly making illegal donations to a protrump super pac. Foreigners are not allowed to do that. These guys also helped giuliani collect dirt on the bidens in ukraine. They are literally dirtbags. But who could have ever guessed Rudy Giuliani would have two henchmen named lev and igor . Not only does trump hire the worst people, he hires the worst people that go on to hire more of the worst people. Its like a worst people nesting doll hes got. Trump says he doesnt know these guys but there he is with igor. [ laughter ] looking like they just won best rv dealership in gary, indiana. [ laughter and applause ] having igor with none other than djtj. Another round of drinks and four more bottles of cologne, please. This is quite a pair of characters. They had lunch with rudy at the trump hotel in washington, d. C. Yesterday. And then were arrested at the airport later that night. They each had a oneway ticket to vienna, which doesnt sound fishy at all. Even trump knows it. Trump did his best today to kind of wash his tiny hands of this mess. Well, i hope not. Again, i dont know how he knows these people. What . Theyre his clients. Well, then theyre clients, hes got a lot of clients. I just dont know, i havent spoken to rudy a it. I will say this, from what i heard, i just heard about this, they said, we have nothing to do with it, we have nothing to do with it. Jimmy in other words, goodbye, rudy. [ laughter ] i love to watch trump turn on these guys who would kill for him. Were about three weeks away from him claiming he never met Rudy Giuliani. This is good. This has nothing to do with the president at all. This is from tonights episode of jeopardy where the answer was the most adorable answer yet. Guillermo rodriguez is much more than a Security Guard on this late night talk show. What is jimmy kimmel . Jimmy yeah, thats right [ cheers and applause ] how about that, guillermo . Wheres guillermo . Guillermo from hollywood, it is your favorite show, it is the best show, it is the guillermo show. And now heres your handsome host, guillermo [ cheers and applause ] hola, hola, hola, hola hola, hola, hola, Hola Guillermo welcome to the guillermo show. Please say hello to my band do you hear what President Donald Trump had for dessert . What . Guillermo impeached pie [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hold on, guillermo, guillermo, what are you doing . Guillermo im hosting my show what are you doing . Jimmy im hosting my show. Youre supposed to be here with me. Guillermo i know. But jimmy, i want to consciously uncouple for a little bit. Jimmy you want to what . Guillermo consciously uncouple for a little bit. Jimmy on my god. Well, thats not nice. Guillermo sorry about that hes very annoying. Jimmy what . Guillermo my guests tonight jimmy your guest tonight . Guillermo i have a guest tonight. Theyre in the new movie zombieland double tap in theaters october 18th. Theyre all great actors and this is their favorite show. Woody harrelson, emma stone, abigail breslin, Jesse Eisenberg [ cheers and applause ] hola, guillermo hola, guillermo hola, Guillermo Jimmy hold on a second. Guillermo yes, im very hot. Please be quiet. Sorry about that, hes so boring. Hello, everybody. Is acting fun . Yeah. Yeah. Great fun. Great. We all love habiting. Not as fun as being on here, though. Guillermo tell me about your new movie zombieland double tap. Its really fun. Fantastic. Guillermo okay, okay. It is time to play parking lot tequila shot [ cheers and applause ] wait, whats parking lot . Guillermo parking lot is when you leave. You mean like go home . Guillermo yeah, woody, like go home. Oh, okay. Tequila shot, i guess. Guillermo here, one more, one more. Thank you. Guillermo do you guys have a clip of the movie . There should be a clip, yeah. Guillermo okay, drink tequila and roll the clip. Light em up lets go, lets go get up to safety here we go [ cheers and applause ] guillermo wow wow that was a very good clip. Thank you for being in my show, woody harrelson, emma stone, jesse easen berg, abigail breslin. Zombieland double tap is in theaters october 18th. Well be right back with the beautiful regina king jimmy wait, no, no that is my guest on my show, guillermo. Regina, do not sit down on that couch boy, he really has changed from jeopardy . One more thing, it is thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. Good evening and thank you so much for joining us. We are going to begin with breaking news in a city when leaks like a [ bleep ] faucet. We have somehow found a fountain of youth. I think he gets up out of bed [ bleep ], he loves the [ bleep ], he really does. The value of an american hand [ bleep ], the value of a hand [ bleep ] fro the president is depreciating by the week. We talk about [ bleep ] that was serious [ bleep ], right . The [ bleep ] size is much smaller now. I didnt grow up on a farm, but we [ bleep ] some cows. We can [ bleep ], theres two different kind of devices. You can suck the [ bleep ]. Suck it up. To get your complimentary bottle, text [ bleep ] to 42424. How long is your [ bleep ] and has it gotten longer in recent years . So give me [ bleep ]. You want this [ bleep ] . Or that [ bleep ] . No, not [ bleep ], your [ bleep ]. You want your [ bleep ] . Ill even put it in [ bleep ] for you. Really, youll let me have it just like that . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a good show tonight. Music from jimmy eat wolf. Nat wolff is here. Be right back with regina king on a scale of one to five . One to five . Its more like five million. 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Call, click, or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Tonight from the new movie the kill team, nat wolff is here with us. Then, their album comes out a week from tomorrow, its called surviving. Jimmy eat world from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have new shows with jeff bridges, elton john, paul rudd, taika watiti, dave matthews, lizzy kaplan and jennifer aniston. Plus music from morris day featuring snoop dogg, blanco brown, Tyler Childers and thom yorke, tomorrows modern boxes. So please join us for that. And the week after that, well be in brooklyn for five shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music. Guillermo will be driving there in the worldfamous guillermobile. [ cheers and applause ] which is a bus, really. Its not much more than a bus. Guillermo will be stopping in dallas on monday, chicago on tuesday, pittsburgh wednesday, and philadelphia on thursday. If you live in those cities, we encourage you to go out and experience his magic in person because he really is a wonderful little elf. He is. Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi guys, can i help . How are you . How are you doing . Jimmy how are you, abigail . How are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they have hats . Can you validate our parking . Jimmy the guillermo show doesnt validate . He said you would. Jimmy ill take care of that, unbelievable. When did they get hats . Right after the show. Jimmy there you go. Do you want to stay . No, weve got to go to the zombieland premiere. Gotta go. Tell guillermo we love him. Bye, jimmy jimmy great to see you. Bye, abigail. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo . All right, guillermos got a lot to do tonight. R first guest began her career on the show 227, which also happens to be the number of awards for acting shes won since. Her new show is by the great damon lindelof. Watchmen premieres october 20th on hbo. Please say hello to regina king. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look great. How are you . You know i havent seen you since youve become an oscar winner, regina king. I know, some things have changed. Is that how you prefer to be addressed now in all situations . No, i would rather be addressed as the regina show that prefers jimmys show over guillermos. Jimmy thats very nice, thank you very much. He didnt give me a hat. Jimmy it would have been tough to put on with the thing over there, yeah. Congratulations by the way. Can i ask, this is february you won the oscar, right . What sticks in your head the most from that night . When you think back on it . Oh, man, there are so many moments. Jimmy is it the speech, is it the parties . Theres so many moments. I you know, you ask me that. One the first things that come to mind, like you we were when were leaving, we were in like this corridor. I dont even know how we got into the corridor. But im walking through this corridor with spike. And its just me and spike. Jimmy spike lee. Spike lee. That would be that spike. And were just kind of walking hand in hand. Oscars on each side. And just looking at each other like, what the [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. And it was it was kind of a priceless moment. Another moment was you know, i get to the governors ball where they like engrave your oscar. And i had to take off my shoes. Jimmy right. You know, the feet were hurting. I just felt like my grandmother was looking like, not just shoes, dont take the shoes off. Jimmy she would not approve of taking the shoes off . I was like just, grandma, won an oscar. Jimmy you had an argument with your deceased grandmother. Yes, we do that sometimes. Jimmy right, yeah. You have to. Who was in your oscar night entourage, who came with you . I had a small entourage. My sister. My mother. My son. Jimmy oh, thats great. Some of my agents. Jimmy did you stay out late with them . Not all of them. Jimmy who left early . My mom. We got to the vanity fair party. She was like, i dont know why you guys think this is fun. [ laughter ] jimmy thats not her thing at all . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy she went home. Then you and now youve got it. And now that youre an oscar winner has your life changed . I know you like to go to costco. Are you going to costco anymore . Is that now oh, yeah. Thats never jimmy you will still do that . Oh, absolutely, costco, 99 cent store. Jimmy oh, 99 cent store . Do you really go to the 99 cent store . Look, 99 cent store has brand name toothbrushes for a dollar. Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause ] brand name . Why are those same toothbrushes 3. 49 at cvs . I dont know. Like this lady saw me, she was like, regina king . What are you doing in the 99 cent store . I was like, i like a bargain too. Jimmy yeah, i mean, why would you cheat yourself out of that . Dollar toothbrushes. Jimmy the 99 cent store. I imagine you might be the only oscar winner that does that. Maybe, or may not. I mean, you know. Theres 99 cent stores everywhere. Jimmy i hear you went to italy for the first time last month. I did. Jimmy thats fun, or was it . It was absolutely amazing. I cant believe youve never been there before. I couldnt believe it either. Jimmy where did you go . Florence and milan. Jimmy nice, beautiful. You had a good time . I had an amazing time. I have ignorance. I for whatever reason thought all of the art was in rome for some reason. I just assumed that. And then my agent was like, the last supper, its in milan, you should make sure you catch it when you get there. Jimmy did you go . I did. But i didnt jimmy its weird the way its set up. I didnt realize it is a big you know, if you dont like prepare jimmy you have to get a ticket. You have to get a ticket early if you just want to see the last supper. They were all sold out. So i bought a tour just so i could see the last supper. So i showed up at the end of the tour. But i was almost late. And i was there with me. Jimmy you almost missed supper and it was the last one. [ laughter ] i was almost late for dinner, yeah. Jimmy it is awesome to be that close to it, right . Breathtaking. Absolutely breathtaking. Jimmy whats the best thing you ate in italy . The single best item you consumed during your time there. Jimmy, i cant narrow it down to one. Jimmy anything jump out . No. I like backed it up like a garbage truck. [ laughter ] beep, beep bring it on jimmy i like that, yeah. I know a person who i still wont speak to who was like, im so proud of myself. I went to italy, i didnt have one bite of pasta. I ate no carbs. I was like, well, it was nice knowing you. [ laughter ] i was about to say, no, dont tell me that person, ah. Jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back, we will see a clip from the highly anticipated watchmen with regina king. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the Google Assistant. 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We dont know what from that is in this show, what isnt in the show. What is in the show, what isnt in the show . Um have lau have [ laughter ] im in the show. Jimmy we know that. Damon lindelof, who created this television show, when did two of the best Television Shows ever. Lost and the leftovers. You were on the leftovers. I know he has this thing where he doesnt necessarily want to like use the same actors from project to project. But with you he couldnt resist. He broke that rule. Jimmy he broke the rule. How did he present this to you . He did not send the script to any of my reps. He had it like delivered to me with just this awesome note that said he explained this was his next project. I was not aware what watchmen was. Ill be honest. He said, i want to go on this journey with you, if you will. Im looking at this script. Theres like this envelope peeking out of a certain page. And of course i go straight to that page. And theres on the nfl he says, regina, dont open this till you get to this page. Dont cheat. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. I wanted to cheat. Jimmy right, yeah. Right, yeah. Did you . I didnt, i didnt. Jimmy okay. And i read and i was just blown away by what i was reading. If i told you what i was reading id be giving some things up. Jimmy in the nfl . Or in the no, in the script, in the script. When i got to that part, you guys will see, its a certain moment in the pilot. And i opened it up. And it was an artist rendering with my face of sister night. Jimmy ah. Yeah. Jimmy and that excited you. What . [ laughter ] jimmy have you always wanted to be a superhero . I have, i have. I mean, who hasnt . Right . Jimmy i guess youre right, yeah. No, ive never wanted to be a superhero. [ laughter ] you have. Jimmy yeah, everyones wanted to be a superhero. Now you are. I am. Jimmy im very excited to see this. The graphic novel is one of the best things ever. 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We went there for a film festival, then we decided we were just going to go around and check out italy. Jimmy whatd you see, whatd you do . When we went to tuscany, we bonded up with a lady who owned the bed and breakfast we were at. She brought us to this beautiful sort of dinner that was lit on like a hill, there was about 300 italians all eating. Jimmy wow. These little tables, picnic tables, and we were the only americans there. So everyone was looking at us like we didnt belong. And so i really wanted to prove myself and like be part of the group. You know. Jimmy they just identified you as americans right away . Immediately. They immediately looked at us. Embarrassing. And so then so i theres this tradition. It was for the horse racing. A party for the horse racing. A traition where they throw an egg, a hard boiled egg. They throw it down. Its like a basketball court. Down the thing. Somebody tries to catch it in their mouth. Jimmy down a hill or something . Down a big hill. And i yeah, you have to catch it in your mouth. And i had a few glasses of wine. I thought, i need to prove myself, im going to do it. I got up on a chair. Ive never been able to catch anything, people playing those games, im the worst at it. But i had some feeling. The pressure was on. I needed to prove myself. And he tossed the egg and it was a perfect toss. And it landed in my mouth and i swallowed it like a snake. It landed in my mouth. I didnt even chew it. And i caught it. And everyone froze. And then 300 people stood up and all started cheering. Egg man egg man screaming. Somebody grabbed me. Nobodys done this in 40 years [ laughter ] jimmy thats a terrible idea. Terrible idea. So i was going around all night, everybodys like, egg man cheering me on. Like my entire career, my whole life, it was the greatest moment. Of my entire life. [ cheers and applause ] im a hero jimmy what if you had died . Yeah, the egg man died, he choked on an egg. It would have fit the name. Jimmy it was like the beatles also, sure. I was walking, you know, like a couple days later through another town and somebody comes up to me and theyre like, i recognize you from something. Im like, im an actor. Hes like, no, no. Youre egg man egg man [ laughter ] jimmy wow, you are egg man. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy you know what its weird how stupid things like that become like something that youre incredibly proud of. Im super proud of it, yeah. Jimmy i have a thing, i open the freezer and ice or something falls out and i catch it . I look around to see if anybody saw it. Never anyone watching. Then i really have to go and tell somebody about it. Yeah, i felt like, you know, ive had a lot of great moments in my life, but it felt like it jimmy the egg man, you cant really top that. Thats very exciting. Im going to tell my parents they have to refer to me. Jimmy the egg man is now playing a soldier. Yeah. Jimmy afghanistan. Yeah. Jimmy in the new movie. Youve never been in the military, im guessing . No. Jimmy based on your hair. [ laughter ] adam drivers in the military and he has that crazy jimmy thats true, youre right. No, i mean, ive never been in the military. And i had so much respect for the people who served, but even more after doing this movie. Because, i mean, it was very exhausting and draining. Also my brain is just not set up to be a soldier, you know. Im very i i get distracted really easily. Wed go on fake missions, looking for the enemy. Id be like, wow, thats a beautiful bird. Or like going, what are we shooting on monday . Then we had to like wear all these patches and things. Like theyd have youd have to tie your shoes in a special way and i kept forgetting my hat in a hotel room. I became the laughingstock of the entire jimmy of the fake military you were representing . I was the laughingstock. Jimmy did you go through real training with real soldiers . Not with real soldiers. But real soldiers were the like the other it was actors but there was real military guy, he was really tough on us. So i felt like, im going to impress him. Same with egg man. Jimmy right. I need validation. Maybe therapy. Jimmy with your brother, your parents spread the attention around. That might be what it was. Jimmy we did you do about your parents. Your dad was the band leader on arsenios show. Yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] they met on a talk show. Jimmy right, they met on the arsenio show. Maybe youll meet someone here. Maybe. Jimmy maybe youll wind up dating cleto or Something Like that. [ laughter ] thats pretty exciting. I had a real, you know i dont get i havent had too many examples of being superstar struck, but as a kid, you know with my you know, my dads a musician. As a kid i met a lot of great people jimmy whos the best one you met . August 29th this year ive been waiting my entire life. I used to write Paul Mccartney letters and give it i hear hed be at a restaurant, id write a letter, give it the to host. Id dress up like him for halloween. Id talk in an english accent, write songs, sing in an english accent. August 29th, i went to this jimmy you know the date. I went to this restaurant. My friend said, i think you need to sit down. Im sitting down. I felt something terrible had happened. And he said, Paul Mccartneys here. Like a 14yearold girl in the 60s i started bawling. [ laughter ] jimmy rely i just immediately started crying. At the table. Jimmy egg man was crying. People at the table are touching me like this. Youre okay, man. Then i look over at paul and im kind of gearing up to go talk to him. And my friend davids like, maybe you should stop crying. [ laughter ] im like getting myself together. And i go have a ryice conversation with him. I tell him how much he means to me, the amount of happiness hes given to the world is unprecedented. Then he says, hes like, ive got a good feeling about you, keep going with what youre doing. And i burst, burst into tears. [ laughter ] i immediately i just start sobbing. Immy wow. And his wife is like, thats really sweet, okay, that you know, moving me along without saying it. Im like, thanks, thanks so much, man. Then i go back to it. As hes leaving he gives me a little like guitar jimmy nice. A little that. You know, its just jimmy he gives you a little one of that. Like anyones ever done that before. He gives me one of that. One of that. Jimmy well, congratulations. I think hes right, i have a good feeling about you too. Dont cry, all right . Nat wolff, everybody. The kill team opens in theaters october 25th. Be back with Jimmy Eat World [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the 2020 gle mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Hes a bit more brave. Oh. Look. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank regina king, nat wolff and apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, the album is called surviving. Here with the song love never, Jimmy Eat World love aint never been your friend love never gonna be the way youre dreaming love aint some magical thing love never gonna be the way youre dreaming its gonna seem so far its gonna feel so hard until you want the work more than the reward til you want the work more than the reward love aint some magical thing love never gonna be the way youre dreaming its gonna seem so far its gonna feel so hard til you want the work more than the reward til you stop asking oh what is it all for til you want the work more than the reward its gonna seem so far its gonna feel so hard until you want the work more than the reward until you stop asking oh what is it all for til you want the work more than the reward [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, battle cry. 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