Colonial men were quite am i wrong about that, they had tiny heads and little pear shaped bodies. And i follow their lead. Both States New York and new jersey remain awash in scandal to the point where its hard to guess which corruption is taking place where but its worth a try. And a brandnew game we call quid pro oh cheers and applause swrz heres what were going to do. Heres what were going to do. Were going to roll the First Business tree corruption story and im going to put on a blindfold so im to the going to know. They may tell you but im to the going to know. All right, all right hold on hold on. Hit me with the first story. On friday two top aides were indicted and a third pleaded gillee to concerns that they committed fraud. Fraud bribery with just a woody note of underworld bosses. Man, that could be any either one of another clue another clue. They marched and perpetuated a bogus cover story to cover their tracks. Both states law and cover up. Thats always you see the guys o
Ethnic holidays the way we observed today columbus today would be about make a nice sunday song. Wed celebrate kwanzaa late. laughter thats right. Italians make sauce plaque people show up late. Its just science, people. But think about it, all day today we drink, we fight in the streets. We drink. We pee in the streets. We drink. We puke in the streets. And then when were done, we do a little bit of this. Oh larry oh, my god. So thats why you wear green so your barf matched your shirt. Its all about coordinating. There is so much drunk d. N. A. On the sidewalk after st. Patricks day scientists could combine it to make a frat bro super villain. They could use the times square ball to play beer pong. Turn glaciers into ice luges. It would be a disaster. But now, is drunk and towardly the way we celebrate every holiday . We drink on st. Patricks day. We drink on cinco de mayo. Personally, drink on arbor day. I just get a keg and sit in the forest. laughter applause true. I dont know. The
Demonstrators clashed with police. More than 100 people were arrested during the protests in manhattan. Larry come on, guys i just left town to go to some protesting. laughter its almost like you werent even thinking about the nightly show with Larry Wilmore at all when you made your lets start a protest in larrys hood plan. Know my scheduled, all right. Man. The thing that fascinated me the most was this gang truce. I dont know if you guys heard about it but everybody was talking about it. Rival gangs its bloods, crips, and black guerilla gangs calling a truce for the first time in history. History. Larry you know the cops are running wild when gang leaders start sounding like noam chomsky by comparison. Bad, man. So anyway, last night i headed down to baltimore and i sat down in a diner with some rival gang members who called a truce and we ate little pie. Take a look. Im here with some of the brothers who are here in baltimore here doing all the uprising the unrest. Have you guys ea
When i heard i locked myself in my dressing room. I wasnt going to come out until my producer said, larry, what would zayn do . He would do the show. , of course, until he decide to stop, and then applause im better. All right, im better better. All right. Here we go. We begin tonight with 13yearold sports phenom mone davis an allstar Little League pitcher who was recently entrenched in a controversy. The 13yearold sphe nom who inspired a disney movie is standing up for a College Athlete who tweeted something newscaster and horrific about her. His tweet said, disney is making a movie about mone davis. What a joke. That shut got rocked by nevada. That is offensive. Thats not even what shut means. I mean look, like most people slurs upset me, but as a nerd, the misuse of language upsets me even more. Im sorry. It does. applause thank you very much. No, no, this is important. You know, i think its time for a segment i like to called word blerd. Word blerd laughter . Larry now back in my d
Movie. Time to fire up the hope and change. This is the nightly show. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] thank you, very much. At this. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Audience larry. Larry thank you, appreciate it. Very nice of you. I just barely made it. My catering job wept a little late. Made it here just in time. We got a great show tonight man. Actress and median susie essman is here. [ applause ] larry also joining us is cohost of the view, nicolle wallace. First, this is exciting. Very exciting. Its time for a nightly showy election update. Larry ya. The unblackblackenning, bailey. First up governor mike huck a bee. Yesterday was a big day for him. He has waited since 2008. These roll outs are important. Every roll is scriptd and scrutinized. They have wait aid long time to deliver this message to america this. Moment. Lets enjoy. A race to the bottom to figure out the candidacy for presidency on the left. Were going to th