Know today is st. Patricks day the day america celebrate its Irish Heritage by engaging in every irish stereotype imaginable. Seriously, if we observed other ethnic holidays the way we observed today columbus today would be about make a nice sunday song. Wed celebrate kwanzaa late. laughter thats right. Italians make sauce plaque people show up late. Its just science, people. But think about it, all day today we drink, we fight in the streets. We drink. We pee in the streets. We drink. We puke in the streets. And then when were done, we do a little bit of this. Oh larry oh, my god. So thats why you wear green so your barf matched your shirt. Its all about coordinating. There is so much drunk d. N. A. On the sidewalk after st. Patricks day scientists could combine it to make a frat bro super villain. They could use the times square ball to play beer pong. Turn glaciers into ice luges. It would be a disaster. But now, is drunk and towardly the way we celebrate every holiday . We drink on
People. Ill Larry Wilmore and as you know today is st. Patricks day the day america celebrate its Irish Heritage by engaging in every irish stereotype imaginable. Seriously, if we observed other ethnic holidays the way we observed today columbus today would be about make a nice sunday song. Wed celebrate kwanzaa late. laughter thats right. Italians make sauce plaque people show up late. Its just science, people. But think about it, all day today we drink, we fight in the streets. We drink. We pee in the streets. We drink. We puke in the streets. And then when were done, we do a little bit of this. Oh larry oh, my god. So thats why you wear green so your barf matched your shirt. Its all about coordinating. There is so much drunk d. N. A. On the sidewalk after st. Patricks day scientists could combine it to make a frat bro super villain. They could use the times square ball to play beer pong. Turn glaciers into ice luges. It would be a disaster. But now, is drunk and towardly the way we
Goodbye. So pump the keg and kick the leprechaun in the shillelagh. Its the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Larry Larry Larry Larry oh, thank you very much. Man, i really appreciate it. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show, especially to all you service men and women and anybody who just got engaged. I dont know we might be talking about. Were just picking out random people. Ill Larry Wilmore and as you know today is st. Patricks day the day america celebrate its Irish Heritage by engaging in every irish stereotype imaginable. Seriously, if we observed other ethnic holidays the way we observed today columbus today would be about make a nice sunday song. Wed celebrate kwanzaa late. laughter thats right. Italians make sauce plaque people show up late. Its just science, people. But think about it, all day today we drink, we fight in the streets. We drink. We pee in the streets. We drink. We puke in the streets. And then
Ethnic holidays the way we observed today columbus today would be about make a nice sunday song. Wed celebrate kwanzaa late. laughter thats right. Italians make sauce plaque people show up late. Its just science, people. But think about it, all day today we drink, we fight in the streets. We drink. We pee in the streets. We drink. We puke in the streets. And then when were done, we do a little bit of this. Oh larry oh, my god. So thats why you wear green so your barf matched your shirt. Its all about coordinating. There is so much drunk d. N. A. On the sidewalk after st. Patricks day scientists could combine it to make a frat bro super villain. They could use the times square ball to play beer pong. Turn glaciers into ice luges. It would be a disaster. But now, is drunk and towardly the way we celebrate every holiday . We drink on st. Patricks day. We drink on cinco de mayo. Personally, drink on arbor day. I just get a keg and sit in the forest. laughter applause true. I dont know. The
Jon thats our show. Dont forget to download the latest episode of the daily show podcast featuring an interview with jason jones. Now here it is, your moment of zen. Thank you for your distinguished career in the secret service and for stepping up and taking over this agency at such a difficult time. When i was a young boy i always looked up i mean the secret service, wow, that was it. Comedy central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly theres controversy around the st. Patricks day parade. Is that lake on 5th avenue kelly green or forest green . Catholics are afraid of gays hijack their parade. What are they afraid of, the parade ending at a fabulous brunch spot in were going full irish. Thats right, were going to refresh our emotions and leave the Party Without saying goodbye. So pump the keg and kick the leprechaun in the shillelagh. Its the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Larry