[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laught
[ laughter ] our dance card this time around includes the former bachelorette hannah b. , former l. A. Laker lamar odom, former nfl star ray lewis. A lot of formers. Perhaps most notably former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is dancing this year. He will be paired up with lindsay arnold. Sometimes i feel bad for the dance partners on the show because you know they grow up working and practicing, working hard, dreaming of one day becoming a professional dancer, and then they wind up having to do it with Donald Trumps dopey press secretary. [ laughter ] you think theres going to be one of their categories like they always have an nfl player, they always have an olympic athlete, a grown justin chiup. Now maybe theyll always have a sad former member of the trump administration. [ laughter ] if i was in charge of the show i would have paired sean spicer up with stormy daniels. That to me was a big miss. We get to see the president s three favorite boobs on one show together. [ laug
My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first
Airports shutting down. Ginger, rob and our extreme weather team spread out across the storm zone right now. Breaking news for our viewers in the west. A major boat fire off the coast of california with dozens of passengers on board. Coast guard has two copters in route. The rescue operation under way right now. The search for answers after another deadly mass shooting in texas. A gunman going on a mileslong rampage killing seven people including this postal worker and injuring 22 others, one of them a 17monthold girl. Kevin harts terrifying crash. The actor hospitalized. His car completely totaled. The very latest on his condition. And the u. S. Open shocker. Why Novak Djokovic, the number one seed in the world, called it quits midmatch, and that moment between coco gauff and naomi osaka inspiring fans all around the world. And good morning, america. We want to get right to Hurricane Dorian. Category 5 storm hitting the bahamas heading for the southeast, one of the strongest Atlantic
Comcast business. Beyond fast. Test. The parents of a 15yearold are in jail after police say they kidnapped and assaulted a friend they found in her bedroom. I was going to San Francisco weird talking to voters. Popular open space preserve is closed for the weekend. A family of mountain lions has been spotted on the trail. Oa mother and stepfather of a 15yearold girl are in jail after allegedly assaulting and kidnapping the teenage boy they found in their daughters bedroom. Police are saying its a hate crime. Abc7news reporter has the story. Reporter according to some police, the 17yearold was held in that home for more than 30 minutes. They say he was being physically abused that entire time. We spoke to the daughter who said it was self defense. Inside her 15yearold sisters bedroom said her mom and her stepdad found a teenage boy hiding on thursday around 2 30 a. M. They were so squared because they find someone in the closet. They jump because everybody was sleeping. Catherine came