[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thanks so much thank you. Please, please, have a seat. [ cheers and applause i love you i love you i appreciate it. Thank you very much. Sit down, relax. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Youre here and you made it. Im happy. [ cheers and applause you guys, my guest tonight is one of the alltime greats Sylvester Stallone is here [ cheers and applause backstage i asked him, can i get you something to drink water, soda . He was like, raw eggs. Steve really jimmy yeah [ laughter ] Sylvester Stallone is here i knew hed arrived in the billing when all 12 Security Guards downstairs were sprawled out on the floor unconscious [ laughter ] but it is great that hes here, cause i love having guests on the show that have the same workout routine as me. [ laughter ] stallone stars in the new movie rambo last blood. Yeah and this is strange. Hes also starring in the new Downton Abbey movie. Isnt that wild . [ laughter ] thats right rambo last blood
More fallout tonight since we first broke that story monday. Felony criminal charges have been filed. The players dropping out. And the district is now canceling the season. Nbc bay areas Sergio Quintana is live at gilroy high with these new details for us. Sergio. Reporter yeah, and the reason why the district decided to cancel the rest of the program is because as you mentioned it, a lot of the team actually walked off. They decided to quit the program. The lights are on at Mustang Field at Gilroy High School tonight, but there was no varsity practice after school. Word of the rest of the season being canceled was a surprise for students. Were really bummed out about it. It feels like weve kind of been robbed of the opportunity of like winning. Reporter during last nights weekend matchup against Everett High School the suspects and victim were not on the field. Ten more students walked off the field after the four teens were formally arrested tuesday. According to a statement by the
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laught
[ laughter ] our dance card this time around includes the former bachelorette hannah b. , former l. A. Laker lamar odom, former nfl star ray lewis. A lot of formers. Perhaps most notably former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is dancing this year. He will be paired up with lindsay arnold. Sometimes i feel bad for the dance partners on the show because you know they grow up working and practicing, working hard, dreaming of one day becoming a professional dancer, and then they wind up having to do it with Donald Trumps dopey press secretary. [ laughter ] you think theres going to be one of their categories like they always have an nfl player, they always have an olympic athlete, a grown justin chiup. Now maybe theyll always have a sad former member of the trump administration. [ laughter ] if i was in charge of the show i would have paired sean spicer up with stormy daniels. That to me was a big miss. We get to see the president s three favorite boobs on one show together. [ laug
My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first