[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laughter ] steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy so much so much has happened today i will try to break it down for you so you understand whats happening here the day started off pretty light. Okay first it came out that while talking about strengthening border security, trump suggested building a moat filled with snakes and alligators [ light laughter ] and you know today was nuts cause thats not even close to being the craziest part. [ light laughter ] i mean apparently trump said that he wanted to protect the border wall using a moat filled with snakes or alligators when they heard that, every bond villain was like, good god, what is wrong with this guy . [ light laughter ] he wasnt kidding, trump even told his staff to find out how much building the snake and alligator moat would cost. That about sums up working for trump. One minute youre meeting in the oval office, the next youre googling how much does an alligator moat cost [ laughter ] trump said the best part of the alligator moat was telling eric and don jr. That he built them a new lazy river [ laughter ] me first. No, me first. I get i get the pool noodle. No i got the alligator float. [ light laughter ] its real trump also said he wanted the wall electrified with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh. [ light laughter ] kim jongun was like, wait, this guy can have nukes, but i cant . Like whats the [ laughter ] after the story broke, trump responded on twitter and said, now the press is trying to sell the fact i wanted a a moot [ laughter ] stuffed with alligators and snakes. I dont know where to start. Well, he misspelled moat, and wrote moot steve right. Jimmy when a staffer told him about the mistake. Trump was like, whatever, the point is moat. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you for getting that thank you for getting that see, i have faith in america, come on. I knew theyd get that get steve come on. Jimmy i love you guys. Trump also called the story fake news. He was like, it wasnt snakes and alligators, it was sharks and tornados fill it up with tornados [ laughter ] we have the technology. [ light laughter ] trump tweeted about the ukraine scandal, and said, what is taking place is not an impeachment, it is a coup. People saw that and were like, wait a minute, how the hell did he spell coup right and mess up moat [ laughter ] and then trump was really in a a foul mood because and this is true. He tweeted that the donothing democrats are wasting everyones time and energy on bs take a look. Yeah mike pence saw that tweet and washed his eyes out with soap. [ laughter ] mother. Mother mother, slap me across the face. Heres the fun part. All of that happened before noon [ light laughter ] so, thats good. After that though, trump met with the president of finland. At one point finlands president said, im finished. And trump was like, i feel your pain, i think im finished too. [ light laughter ] during his meeting with the president of finland, trump took questions from reporters and compared congressman adam schiff to his secretary of state mike pompeo. He even went as far as to say that adam schiff couldnt carry mike pompeos jock strap [ audience ohs ] check out how he said it you know theres an expression he couldnt carry his blank strap. I wont say it because theyll say it was so terrible to say. But that guy couldnt carry his blank strap. Do you understand that [ laughter ] steve what jimmy a blank strap is just a jock strap worn by a ken doll do you know what [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy you know, you wear them to protect your blanksticles [ laughter ] do you understand what im talking about . Lets get to some better news here a california woman just won the world pumpkin pie eating contest after she ate 50 slices in 10 minutes. [ audience ohs ] or as most americans call that, thanksgiving [ light laughter ] and finally i heard that new yorkers have been smoking illegal toad venom its crazy, one week without vaping, theyre like, yo, you think we can smoke that frog . [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots everybody, come on [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight Natalie Portman is here tonight [ cheers and applause oh we love Natalie Portman my man Henry Winkler is here tonight steve oh [ cheers and applause hes got a new book. Alien superstar. And we got great music from Robbie Robertson [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. Henry winklers got a book out steve thats a pretty thick book jimmy its decently big. Its a pretty nice book. Steve yeah thats a real book jimmy thats a real book steve yeah, how much is it jimmy whats that . Steve how much is it jimmy it doesnt really matter how much books are as long as you enjoy them you know steve eh, just out of curiosity just out of curiosity. Jimmy youre a pretty curious young fella. Steve curious, just want to know what books cost jimmy well, this book right here, this is a long book. Id say this is 14. 99 [ light laughter ] probably get it on sale, but its 14. 99. Steve 14. 99 thats a good price for a book jimmy it is, cause its actually, yeah take couple days to read this sucker what are you trying to say man steve how much is your book [ laughter ] jimmy i do have a book out steve what was that . Jimmy no, i dont need a a drum roll. Its good. Steve im just wondering i cant remember jimmy you dont need a drum roll steve im just a curious fella. Im just a curious fella jimmy its just the same type of deal its just a book just like his book is. Steve yeah, yeah jimmy mines for babies. My book is for infants and babies steve infants and babies jimmy this is for like young adults steve so they can afford infants and babies can afford more is what your saying [ laughter ] jimmy no, obviously im not saying that. Im assuming their parent or guardian would buy the book, or maybe a relative as a gift for someone. Steve an aunt or an uncle. Jimmy this is my book here steve aw [ audience aws ] [ applause ] [ laughter ] thats all right jimmy yeah steve yeah, its good. Love that book how much is it jimmy well, this here is 14. 99 steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy get it in stores everywhere steve everywhere jimmy everywhere you want. Steve everywhere you buy books. Jimmy barnes noble, go to amazon steve sure jimmy you name it, so target, walmart. Steve where ever books are local bookstore. Jimmy thats right its great steve yep. Jimmy Henry Winkler, its gonna be good. Steve love that. How much was your book again [ light laughter ] jimmy its more like the fun of it is, you know, its 16. 99 [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve okay jimmy you can probably get it on sale steve sure yeah, you know what i mean . Jimmy you can get it like steve what if i go to canada, would i get a deal jimmy no, youd pay 22. 99 [ laughter ] its an import steve its an import jimmy im assuming if you buy it now though, theres some type of deal on the book steve im sure you know what . I bet you there is jimmy guys [ laughter ] it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you have to. And there are a few things id like to say goodbye to right now. Its time for go on, git. [ cheers and applause go on git, go on gi go on, go on go on git [ light laughter ] steve what okay jimmy go on git, cargo shorts [ laughter ] you can get out of here now. I loved putting all my stuff in your many wondrous pockets and now youre just making me look like an old dad or a german tourist at the m m store in times square. Just go on, and get out of here and dont you ever come back dont look at me like that git cargo shorts git. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] steve is that hay . [ laughter ] jimmy go on, git, my old dvd collection i loved you like a honeydew melon loves ripening on the vine youre old news now, and as much as it pains me, i got to let you go. Fly and be free boondock saints. [ light laughter ] find a better life without me dude, wheres my car . Git. [ laughter ] go on, git [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause go on, git, pizza fresh out of the oven are you delicious . Yes. Are you going to burn the roof of my mouth . Yes. For that reason, you got to get out of here until you spend a few minutes cooling down on mamas pie windowsill. Your just ings me too much pain. Sure, i would eat you with a a fork and knife a phone, im going to get made fun of on the internet think ill be pizza with a fork guy . Nice try, now go on, git steve wow. [ laughter ] wow that was a lonesome jimmy vittles, vittles steve vittles ready. Jimmy go on git, stools you think i want to spend my time balancing on a seat the shape and size of a button [ light laughter ] engaging my core atop a wooden board . I need a back, ya hear sitting should be relaxing, not a sport. Now go on git, stool come back when youre a chair. [ laughter ] go on git, looking at my phone in bed all i want to do is fall asleep when its bed time, but then you come around and wake up my brain with even more of your blue light waves or whatever my brave is stupid it thinks that your screen is the sun, and that it is morning, and so i should go wake up and hunt caribou and gather shrubs. [ light laughter ] i wish i could keep scrolling down my insta feed forever, but i need to sleep. So, go on git. [ laughter ] steve do you need a drink . [ laughter ] jimmy go on git, gum ive been chewing on for more than 30 minutes you served your purpose, made my breath smell not like an onion, but now i might as well be chewing on a rubber band. Git you gone, gum git you git now [ laughter ] go on go on git, flavored seltzer. [ laughter ] your bubbly hydration was fun for a while, and sure youre better to drink soda, but now im pounding five or six of you a day instead of just Drinking Water from the tap the other day i had to take a pill, and instead of just getting a drink from the faucet i opened up a can of Lacroix Pamplemousse [ light laughter ] saying grapefruit in french simply doesnt need to be part of me swallowing an advil. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is an oscarwinning actress starring in the new movie lucy in the sky, which opens in select cities this friday, then nationwide october 25th. Please welcome Natalie Portman [ cheers and applause jimmy Natalie Portman. Jimmy fallon. Jimmy welcome back to the show thank you for having me jimmy thank you. Im really im happy youre here. So many things i want to talk to you about, cause i havent seen you in probably over a year i want to say mmhmm. Jimmy so, i always love when you come here thank you jimmy but then i saw someone posted online you were hanging out with questlove yeah. We had jimmy where were you guys hanging out . We had a lucky, twice in a week seeing each other, cause we went to we happened to see each other at the movies questlove yeah we saw psycho, at the cemetery, which was amazing. Jimmy now what does that mean im so lost. So, youre at the movies right now . Yeah, so in l. A. Theres this, they have screenings every weekend at the hollywood forever cemetery which is this beautiful cemetery and jimmy you saw psycho in a cemetery yeah it was great [ light laughter ] it was really cool, right . And then we just happened to be sitting by each other. So that was super lucky. Jimmy quest, you do that questlove yeah dude. [ light laughter ] its cool. Jimmy i would be absolutely afraid i wouldnt go to see a movie in the cemetery really . Jimmy yeah, absolutely not thats like thats crazy. But its fun, i guess. Right . It was super fun. Jimmy you know whats funny . I was looking at all your, all the wikipedia and all the stuff about you, thats how i do my research by reading fake its very accurate. Jimmy reading fake things. So how long have you been a cartoon . [ laughter ] but youve been acting for 25 years . Yeah. Jimmy and youve been in over im a 1,007 years old [ light laughter ] jimmy youve been in 45 movies, did you know that i did not know that jimmy 45 i should read my wikipedia. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, you dont have to im the one who writes all the info know myself better. [ light laughter ] jimmy so whatever i say goes but thats crazy thats awesome its a long time, yeah. Jimmy great body of work thanks. Jimmy and also, i follow you on the socials and you posted this photo. And i just thought it was so cute look at this little girl, right there. [ audience aws ] that is you like, so short. I was always the shortest. Jimmy in your little ballet tutu and my like, tights are all like wrinkly like elephant legs [ light laughter ] jimmy you were the littlest one always the littlest and the messiest and yeah, the worst. Jimmy really, but you always wanted to perform, huh . I did always like performing, yes. Jimmy and this little girl, i love, went on to do black swan and won an oscar for it. [ cheers and applause thats pretty good right there thats kind of cool. Im im not gonna be a real ballerina. Jimmy yeah closest i could get was to pretend to be one. Jimmy yeah, everyone is talking about this i was excited for you. They announced it at comiccon, you came out you are going to be the new thor you are lady thor. [ cheers and applause and people went bonkers. Yeah, its really exciting. Jimmy people went bonkers. People loved they love you. Thank you jimmy they know you from the thor movies. But did you ever know you that you were gonna play lady thor . I did not know. I mean, i was aware that there was a storyline. But i didnt know that they were actually planning on doing that in the movie. Jimmy and is this pressure very lucky. Jimmy i only ask because its comiccon and i get nervous going to comiccon, even if im not selling anything or im not in anything people want to nitpick, theyre like, do you read episode or issue whatever . And i go, i didnt read anything i dont know whats going on [ light laughter ] im a comedian im happy. But i mean, like, holding the hammer, and going like, are you holding it right and you know i was yeahit w definitely wracking jimmy it is a little bit, right . I was like, someones gonna call me out for something. Jimmy even though youve done 45 esre like, im gonna step out on stage with this thing. I better hold the hammer right well, i didnt get to like, practice ahead of time jimmy they dont let you picked it up and it was like, kind of heavy. [ light laughter ] so you didnt really have to act that much . No. Its like jimmy thats gonna be thats super exciting, though. Its really exciting. Jimmy thats going to be great. I want to talk about your new film, though lucy in the sky. Yes jimmy youre getting rave reviews. Congratulations for this thank you jmy th is loosely based on a true story. I remember hearing a little of the headlines. Explain to me what this is based on so its inspired by a real story, but this is a fictional version. Jimmy okay but its an astronaut who has a hard time coming back from space jimmy thats the one i remember that story. Yes jimmy but its loosely based on that. Yes jimmy okay, yeah the real story, the woman kind of tried to kidnap her boyfriends new girlfriend jimmy yes, thats right, yes. Which was everyone was very surprised because obviously astronauts are like, the elite, you know, smartest, most talented. Jimmy yeah, but then when you think about it, you go, well, i was just up in space where theres no humans or anything right jimmy and i just came back down to earth. And youre going to help me out at all yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy its like dude, i cant go to a store and buy like a bag of chips. Right jimmy wait, what i was just in space. Like this means nothing. Exactly jimmy so shes going through your character is going through like a crazy, trying to figure out what is what life is really about, or whats happening yeah, i think its so wild for them to like see the entire universe, and then see the earth like this big, you know. And everything they care about seems kind of small. And then to readjust to life, its hard, apparently. Jimmy and who does jon hamm play jon hamm plays the other astronaut who i have the affair with, who then i you know im not happy with is what happens. Jimmy yeah, exactly, but we love john hamm hes so great jimmy he might be the most fun human being ever hes really fun hes a good time jimmy yeah, i remember, we were at one party once and he goes, you want to turn this party up a little bit . And i go, i dont know what that means, but yeah, lets do it, man. [ light laughter ] he goes, lets start dancing on the table right now. I go, okay. And we both jumped up on the table and started dancing. And then the party just went nuts it was crazy [ light laughter ] thats jon hamm. Its like he just whispers, hes like, yeah, lets do it, man. Then everyones standing on tables it was nuts man. I really jimmy hes the best. I really wish i could have seen that. Jimmy he is the best guy in the world. Can you like, reenact maybe [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to show a a clip heres Natalie Portman and john hamm in lucy in the sky. Take a look. Look at you, Straight Arrow youve never done a thing wrong in your life ive done plenty of things wrong. Yeah. I bet you never even came in second in anything look mr. Knowitall, ive done lots to talk of, im here to tell you. Really . Yeah. Hit me. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats what im talking about. Natalie portman, everybody [ cheers and applause lucy in the sky opens nationwide october 25th. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back im hanging out with Natalie Portman, everyone. [ cheers and applause her new film lucy in the sky opens nationwide october 25th. And natalie, i wanted to try something fun with you i thought we could act out a a dramatic scene together. But first, we have to fill in the blanks its time for mad lib theater. Here we go [ cheers and applause mad lib theater uhhuh yeah jimmy now heres how this works. Im gonna ask you for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera. As we do that, theyll be written onto to cue cards. Okay and then well act out a a dramatic mad lib scene right here, live, in front of our audience you ready for this all right jimmy all right. Here we go very good. All right, now we need some words. Give me a number 6,000 [ light laughter ] jimmy give me a male name. Um donald [ laughter ] jimmy give me a pet name for a rabbit fuzzy jimmy aww. An adjective stinky. Jimmy what youd shout if your dentist told you, you have six cavities. I hate candy. [ laughter ] jimmy i hate candy like i didnt do it. Jimmy i know how is this possible yeah its not my fault jimmy amount of time 17 weeks. [ laughter ] jimmy what a what a a bartender would say to customers when the bars closing. Last call jimmy yup. Is that really boring [ laughter ] jimmy no, its just very accurate laught ] historical event the revolutionary war [ light laughter ] jimmy adjective to describe a fish slimy jimmy body part. Knees [ light laughter ] keep it clean. Jimmy plural occupations scuba divers. Jimmy somebody said inhe au. [ laughter ] yes finally. [ laughter ] plural animals llamas. My amas [ light laughter ] verb ending in ing um ghosting. [ laughter ] jimmy celebrity name Kim Kardashian. Jimmy plural type of food. Bananas jimmy character from friends. Rachel. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] jimmy insult a kid would say. You couldnt carry a blank strap. [ laughter ] is that right . Is that good [ cheers and applause jimmy gosh, that is the perfect answer [ laughter ] you couldnt carry a blank strap. Is that is that what it is i didnt really get it jimmy Something Like that. Yeah [ laughter ] another insult a kid would say another one. You suck at fortnite. [ laughter ] jimmy one more insult a kid would say, then im done um you look like a a cheeto [ laughter ] i have like, one jimmy yeah one sorry, one jimmy yes, i hear you. I hear you okay. Jimmy plural object. Chairs. Jimmy verb um um flush jimmy a body another body part. Butt. [ laughter ] jimmy another verb fart. [ laughter ] i do this with my son a lot. [ laughter ] so, i like kind of have jimmy cartoon set answers. Jimmy cartoon character. Mickey mouse. Jimmy one more last verb ending in ing. Sniffing. [ light laughter ] jimmy there you go, right there. Okay, we have filled out all the words for our scene. Are you ready to perform it . So excited. Jimmy all right. Here we go all right jimmy lets do this. [ cheers and applause [ birds chirping ] [ laughter ] jimmy really is [ light laughter ] really is a Beautiful Day to go apple picking. This is the most fun ive had in 6,000 years [ laughter ] listen, donald. Ive been thinking, and we need to talk. Jimmy what is it, fuzzy . [ laughter ] what im about to say might be stinky to hr, but here it goes i think we should break up jimmy i hate candy [ laughter ] im so sorry. Weve shared so much over the past 17 weeks, but [ laughter ] last call. [ laughter and applause jimmy thats cold. How long have uve been feeling this way since the revolutionary war [ laughter and applause jimmy i cant believe this is it is this because of my slimy knees . [ laughter ] no, no, its not. Were just were just really different people i was brought up by two scuba divers [ laughter ] and you were raised by llamas. [ laughter and applause i enjoy i enjoy going out, and come home every night to find you ghosting on the couch [ laughter ] watching youtube videos of Kim Kardashian eating bananas. [ laughter and applause jimmy i understand well, i have something to tell you, too, thats not easy to admit. Ive been cheating on you with rachel from friends. [ laughter ] you couldnt carry a blank strap. [ laughter ] jimmy you you suck at fortnite. [ laughter ] well, you cook you look like a cheeto. [ laughter ] jimmy hey. Im taking the chairs and moving out [ laughter ] jimmy hey, please please dont flush. [ light laughter ] thats a term that my llama parents used to say. [ laughter ] i hate seeing you do that. So just have a seat here im sorry things didnt work out. I am too. Ill [ laughter ] ill always ill always have a special place for you in my butt [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy its during [ laughter ] its during times like this, i like for us to recite our favorite love quote. Both you got to fart like mickey mouse is watching [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause and you got to love like theres nobody sniffing. And scene. Jimmy there you go thank you. [ cheers and applause my thanks to Natalie Portman well be right back with Henry Winkler, everybody a Beautiful Day to go apple picking. [ cheers and applause this. Watch. Tells. Time and takes phone calls. And communicates with satellites thousands of miles above the earth and tracks your distance underwater and tracks your activity and tells you which direction youre going and has an app that measures the electrical waves traveling through your heart otherwise known as an electrocardiogram. So just to reiterate this. Watch. Tells. Time among other things . 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And everyones like, he looks like hes the nicest guy youve ever met in your whole lifetime, Henry Winkler. And i go, he is the nicest guy wow, thank you. Jimmy i ever met. You know, i [ cheers and applause jimmy i hear that from a a lot of people. Im going to stay after the show so i can meet each one of you. [ light laughter ] but you know what i think . I dont think nice i think i am grateful. I am grateful for every moment that i walk on this earth. And i [ cheers and applause and so i am im so pleased to be here to enjoy with you im not kidding. That is what it is jimmy thats the thing its a state of mind its a state of mind. Jimmy yeah, i love it. Youve been in the business a while. Any advice to young actors getting involved in this business wow okay so really [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah okay. So i would say be honest about your talent. Train your talent. And work, even if it is in the basement of your church or synagogue. Jimmy yeah do keep your motor going be very tenacious. Be grateful. And then when the time is right, walk out your front door because there is a place for you like there was a place for me i am living proof. Jimmy wow. That is fantastic advice [ cheers and applause it is the people told me i would never achieve. You know, people literally said, oh, well you know its so hard and you dont want to do that. My parents wanted me to sell wood jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] my father, you know, imported and exported wood jimmy yeah the only wood i was interested in was hollywood. [ laughter ] jimmy but is because youre, uh youre dyslexic . I am. Jimmy did that almost stop you . And you go like, i cant read . You know what it embarrassed me. It worried me. I was i couldnt figure out why i couldnt figure anything out. But i think that fighting through that helped me fight my way to this chair. Jimmy yeah wow thats interesting i agree with that. Yeah. Jimmy were on the 45th anniversary of happy days. Yes jimmy and we had Sylvester Stallone on. Yeah, sure [ cheers and applause and we had Sylvester Stallone on the show last week. And we were talking to him because i heard some rumor that you based the the fonz off of Sylvester Stallone no, you know what i would do is sylvester, you know, you dont know how funny he is how literate and incredible he is because you know, he talks like this all the time, hey, dont look at me, im going to eat you for breakfast. [ laughter ] but he [ light laughter ] jimmy i want to have you on just doing impressions of people [ laughter ] but he is an amazing mind jimmy yeah brilliant. So i think to myself in a a situation in the very beginning, i would think, what would sly do here . You know well, i cant hit him. So, you know jimmy congrats by the way on the emmy for barry. Thank you jimmy because i was so happy for you. [ cheers and applause i was jumping up and down. I was jumping up and down in my living room like, yes i love you Henry Winkler youre so awesome. You are so good on that show you crushed it on barry. And we love bill hader, too. But, man well, i crushed because of bill and alex. Jimmy you were just fantastic and so much fun to watch. And i had you on the show. And i was talking to you, i said, it must feel great, you won an award. You were like, yeah, it was so fun. I leave it on the table so that the mailman opens the door, he can see it. Thats right. Its on the dining room table. Jimmy yeah so when the mailman comes, he opens the door a little crack and you can see it he goes, oh, hi. Would you like to see it . Jimmy sorry, its right out there. Hi, how are you. Yeah do i have roses behind it so that there are flowers you know, you can see through the globe . [ light laughter ] oh, yes. Jimmy oh, yes of course i do oh, yes jimmy but i was like, that must be one of the most proud things you had and you said, yeah, but the thing im most proud of is my books. Yes, thats true. Jimmy my childrens books. That i write with lynn oliver. Jimmy you and lynn oliver, what a team. Can i hold this up . Jimmy of course you can. Please alien superstar is the book. It was born yesterday jimmy yeah, its a brand new book [ cheers and applause but youre a great team. I mean yeah. I could not write without her. But anyway, ill just tell you this is an alien he has six eyes that rotate around his head. He lives on a planet that is repressive at 13, they take all of his senses away, so that all of the population makes no problem for the government his grandma, grandma wrinkle, says not you, at 13. Because she is the master mechanic of the star fleet of the entire planet. She cobbles together a a spaceship. And he takes off and he flies to earth jimmy yes. And he lands at the only address they know on this planet the back lot of universal studios. [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Whos going to ever say anything about a rocket ship or a guy who looks like hes dressed as an alien . Jimmy no, in the movie studio, yeah jim, i dont know how this happened he gets a job on a situational comedy jimmy oh, my gosh. [ light laughter ] on universal. Jimmy playing an alien playing an alien. Jimmy yeah but then you know, the comedy is because my partner always says, we want to be the people who write books that kids read because can and they want to, not because theyre assigned. Jimmy yeah and so we have written this book and its underpinned by body shaming, bullying, what happens if they find out who i really am . Will they still accept me . Authenticity so all that holds the comedy up jimmy and i will say, that they do accept him for who he is they do i do jimmy me too absolutely buddy burger yeah. Jimmy its the best. I love it. Alien superstar right here [ cheers and applause lets show the book again. Henry winkler, everybody his new book, alien superstar, is available now we love you buddy. 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Performing let love reign with the roots, please welcome Robbie Robertson [ cheers and applause last night i had a drea woke up in a cold swea was that thunder that i hear or bombs dropping from a je out the window i saw smoke flowing down the stree all thats left was graffit buildings warped from the heat was this just a nightmare or maybe a warning sig let love reign let love rain down let love rise from the underground let love reign on your enemy let love rain dow ov you a me theres a rose that will not withe theres a bough that will not break is what you hol most preciou at the bottom of the lake theres an ange of darknes and an angel of ligh weve got one on the left we got one on the right by the light o burning crosses in this beautiful broken world let love reig let love rain down let love ris from the underground oh let love reign like john lennon sai let love rain down for the tears that we shed oh let love reign on your enem let love rain down over you and me [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, my goodness. 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