The worst thing thats ever happened to me. Thats right President Trump participated in a fox news town hall at the Lincoln Memorial though i think fox was just excited to finally feature a competent republican president. During a fox news town hall last night, President Trump claimed that reporters asked him the, quote, most horrible, horrendous, biased questions during press conferences said the fox reporter, do you think its because youre too hot . Do you think that might be it . Newly appointed White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany had her first formal briefing on friday and told reporters she will, quote, never lie to them. Oh, really even the way you spell kayleigh is a lie. Gh . Come on now, whered those come from according to a new survey, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo and his brother, cnn anchor chris cuomo, were as attractive to new york women as the Jonas Brothers said new york women, listen, weve been locked inside for a long time. Just keep that in mind when reading
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Seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats fantastic in that case, lets get to the news following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish so, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and General Motors and he asked them one question how many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause stay back stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audi
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E biden is a centrist and Bernie Sanders would like more delegates at the upcoming democratic president ial nomination and he could pull the party maybe a little more left with the platform. It certainly appears as if the two men running for president in november will be President Donald Trump and Vice President joe biden, biden beating out sanders. Sanders announced the decision on a livestream this morning. Today i am announcing the suspension of my campaign. Please know i do not make this decision lightly. In fact it has been a difficult and painful decision. Over the past few weeks jane and i, in consultation with top staff and many of our prominent assessment of the prospects for victory. If i believed we had a feasible path to the nomination, i would certainly continue the campaign. But its just not there. Reporter sanders dropped out the day after the primary in wisconsin, a primary that most polls showed he was going to lose and fairly badly. The president ial race was not the