Gangs calling a truce for the first time in history. History. Larry you know the cops are running wild when gang leaders start sounding like noam chomsky by comparison. Bad, man. So anyway, last night i headed down to baltimore and i sat down in a diner with some rival gang members who called a truce and we ate little pie. Take a look. Im here with some of the brothers who are here in baltimore here doing all the uprising the unrest. Have you guys eaten you have looked at the menu . I already know what i want. Larry can we have a waitress in here. Who brought you guys together . I have known this brother a long time. Known this brother a long time gr how long you have known him. Like four years. Four years. Larry in dpaing time, thats like an years right. So are you guys in the same organization or different organizations. No, the same organization. Larry same organization. Youre the same. Youre the same. Youre not in the organization. Im cool with everybody. Larry hes cool with everyb
Jon hey welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. We have a good show for you tonight. Great show for you tonight. Our guest tonight, one of my favorite Adam Horovitz is going to join us later tonight. But first hey you got up this morning i checked my social media my tweeter page. Cuz i dig that [bleep]. laughter its abuzz. Theres some sort of throne games totally missed that that was going on. And then apparently madonna sucker kissed drake and i assume to lay one of her laughter co jon one of her it looked like sheni laid one of her eggs in his stomach. But the most battling trend was what seemed like this state farm commercial gone viral. Im getting ready for a lot of things. Big boy coming your way. Were starting gardens ready. And my tomatoes are ledge endary here in my own neighborhood. I am now going back to work. Im getting ready to retire soon. Jon this is boring as [bleep]. laughter i dont understand why this is creating a twitter s deal . Its ode people stuff. Openi
cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central yeah thank you very much thank you thank you very much audience chanting larry larry larry, larry larry, larry. Welcome to the the nightly show. Im Larry Wilmore. We have a couple of great alist celebrities on the show tonight. cheers and applause thats right, man we have kevin pollak and oscar winner monique hey, baby a lot to get to tonight, but first things first. Its time for crazy preacher time roundup. Crazy preacher time round up larry i just love that. Lets check in with an old friend of mine. You know, this is a little embarrassing. I forgot his name. Kimye yolo . Groupon roku . Thats not quite it. Oh, i got it, i got it venmo surfboardt dammit what was it again . No, its got money in it. Teflon nickel . Pastor Creflo Dollar. Larry Creflo Dollar all right i was 95 cents away how could i forget that name . Thats right, Creflo Dollar, the only Mega Church Pastor to get his name from a list of rejected star wars character
Whos going to try to unblacken us now . Im ben carson, and im a candidate for president of the united states. cheers and applause audience booing larry were going to reblack . Is his whole Campaign Based on once you go black you dont go back . All right. Actually, its Perfect Timing for dr. Ben carson to jump in. Black guy, spent the last three decades working in baltimore. Hes definitely going to capitalize on all of that to score some points in the community. Youre obviously in florida right now talking to me. Larry florida . Is there a baltimore, florida . Oh, i get it maybe hes in florida to clear his head so he can work on his baltimore strategy. Nice. Good play, doctor. Why arent you there . Because im here. I can only be in one place at one time. Larry you dont have to be so snippy about it, doc. Its a good question you are a black dude from baltimore running for president. Do you have any plans to go . Ive weighed in on this in multiple situations, so im not going to break comm
Jon weve got a good show we made a good show today oh weve got a nice show. Kristen wiig boy, shes good cheers and applause shes going to come out and im going to get her to admit her complicity in the false buildup to the iraq war i think. laughter all right. First you know, the sepublicans there are fat, fat the 2016 candidates drms have decided to skip the primary process entirely more of a coronation type dealey. laughter until now. Have the senator Bernie Sanders made it official he will run for president jon yeah cheers and applause thats right lets meet whoever Bernie Sanders is laughter no, thats actually thats colonel sanders. Lets meet deion sanders. laughter that laughter thats ned flanders. Sure. Sure, thats Bernie Sanders. All right, fine. laughter there we go how will this twoterm senator this eightterm representative, this fullterm curmudgeon battle the incredibly powerful clinton machine . Let me just make a brief comment and i will be happy to take a few questions. We