British election is coming for america. Penises are washington to the beach and Jordan Klepper is back at a trump rally to finger the pulse. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some exciting news from the world of black girl magic. History being made after new miss world crowned over the weekend. Miss world 2019 is cheering jamaica cheers and applause the top honor of the miss world contest saturday, her win means five black women own the world pageant titles. That is an historic first. Trevor wow cheers and applause that is so amazing. Five black women all wearing crowns. Six women if you count meghan markel, women im particularly excited because Miss Universe is from south africa, which is great, because im south african, so that technically means im in line for the thrown. Thats what i mean. If she quits, i get to be in charge of the universe, thats how the whole thing works. laughter i love how in pageants the contestant stands next to each other and you have t
Yeah thats right how dare you mock our faith, you little punk youll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow weve just had an Incredible Development here, mitch tom cruise, John Travolta and r. Kelly have all come out of the closet so youre not the prophet, huh . You made me look stupid. Im gonna sue you too well, fine go ahead and sue me i will ill sue you in england you are so sued, kid well, go on then, sue me were going to okay, good, do it im not scared of you sue me captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com trevor from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out, everybody im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is on the hit tv show billions and now, got a brandnew standup comedy commercial on h. B. O. Dap dan going to be going us, everybody cheers and applause and tonights epis
To work out what the future relationship looks like between the United Kingdom and European Union. Tom we welcome all of you. Good morning on Bloomberg Radio in boston, new york, and washington. Very Early Morning in san francisco. I would suggest to our sirius xm audience, as well as all worldwide tv, what is important in this changed United Kingdom, it can actually drift over to the 2020 election. Jonathan i think you are wondering, imagine a republican president winning massachusetts, a republican president winning california. That is what happened basically, with the conservatives taking out. The red wall, so to speak. They made some big wins. Tom much to speak up today, but right now on television and radio, we need to go to 10 downing street and our nejra cehic. We just saw that door on 10 downing street open as Boris Johnson came back from his meeting with the queen. He entered 10 downing street, he was greeted with cheers from his staff inside. It was a landslide victory for hi
Backfires, neil brennan explains how to take america back, and we find out which profession has the most sex. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin in the world of man on this running. Most just run so they can brag to their friends about running marathons. Though thats not why i run them. I do it for the tiny cups of water. Anyway, one man ran straight into the record books. In Vienna Austria a runner from kenya made history going the distance for two hours for the first time. 59 minutes and 40 seconds but it wont be counted as a new world record because it wasnt an official race. All of it stage nangd forensic detail, a special chosen flat six mile circuit in vienna. The runner wore white nyc vapor flies and there were three dozen pacers, some of the worlds best marathoners who took turns pounding the grueling pace in formation. Trevor wow, that is amazing. Elliott ran a marathon in less than two hours, which was thought to be physically impossible. You know this guys a freak
I heard that you were the one responsible for making tad lose the race. Thanks. Yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these. Uhhhgg. Start the reactor. Talking away i dont know what im to say ill say it anyway todays another day to find you from comedy centrals world news headquarters, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow lets do it lets make a show im trevor noah our guest tonight is a deejay and a producer from a Little Country called south africa, black coffee is joining us, everybody cheers and applause going to be a fun conversation. Also on tonights show, trumps plan in the middle east backfires, neil brennan explains how to take america back, and we find out which profession has the most sex. Lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets begin in the world of man on this running. Most just run so they can brag to their friends about running marathons. Tho