Off from news from the world in boxing, the only sport where it always looks like the athlete is yus about to kiss, watching grown men punch each other is the perfect way to work off some of that post thanksgiving a gresmghts and over the weekend there were two big fights that showed how the sweet science is as sweet as ever. Saturday night 54 year old mike tyson fought 51 year old roy jones, jr. , eight two minute rounds at staple center. The fight was unofficially ruled a draw by the judges ringside. The other match of the night, youtube star jay paul took on Nate Robinson, eventually paul hit robinson, thats right, knock out punch, sent him right to the canvas. Trevor wow. That is the first tame have i seen a human get dumped, it looked like one minute he was trying to catch a bus and he was like oh no, im supposed to be taking a nap. Can someone tell me why a youtube star is fieght an nba star anyway. What is this, is this 2020 making shit up, it doesnt make sense t sounds like the
Office after twisting his ankle while playing with his dog major. According to a transition team. Bidens doctor saying the president elect following a ct scan sustained hairline fractures in his right foot and will likely require a walking boot for several weeks. Trevor wow. Biden broke his foot playing with his dog. That is such a strange accident or was it . Someone check who that dog voted for. And why does bied enneed a walking boot. He shouldnt be walking. He should be riding a golf cart everywhere. Its called being president ial. Also, i know this is i hard one to figure out but the president elect getting hurt by a dog really puts the secret service in a difficult position. Because how do they handle this. Dog on the ground, hands in the hair, roll over. Oh my god, hes so cute, look at him guys, he wants a belly rub. Cant stay mad at that face. All right but dogs or not, joe biden has to be more careful. He broke his foot before he even got into office. At this rate by the end o
Dont know about you, but this election is starting to feel like that friend who you let crash on your couch for a weekend but then you quickly realize that youve officially got a new roommate. Lets see whats happening with our situationship in our ongoing segment votegasm 2020. Lets get to the big news first president donald just a minute trump is in more trouble than the guy who kidnapped liam neesons daughter because all day joe biden has slowly been chipping away at trumps lead in georgia while cleaning up as mailin ballots are counted in pennsylvania. Basically by the time youre watching this, it could all be over, so by tonight youre popping champagne or your stress pimples. Even though things look bad, donald trump is not a quitter, if you dont count his casinos and marriages, and he still has several strategies to win. Lets so through the strategies today. Strategy number one is trumps First Response to anything whether its trying to get out of paying a bill or silence ago porn
If youre watching this, consider yourself served what a difference between 2016 and 2020. When hillary lost, she disappeared into the woods. But trump starts losing, hes dragging voters one by one on to the witness stand, though hes probably just hustling for a big settlement. Im suing because i should be president , thats why im here. But for 500grand we can forget this whole thing ever happened. 300,000. 250 my final offer. 50,000. Ill pay you, but only 20, art of the deal. But what case exactly are they bringing to the courts . Well, Rudy Giuliani, the president s lawyer and man who drank from the wrong holy jail explained his objects tan outing the vote. Not a single republican has been able to look at any one of these mailin ballots. They could be from mars as far as were concerned or from the Democratic National committee. Joe biden would have voted 50 times or 5,000 times. You have a reputation for dead people voting and well look at how many dead people voted here. Do you think
My special election fallout shelter which is stocked with everything i need. Ive got a bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean my hands and another bottle of Hand Sanitizer to clean the other bottle of Hand Sanitizer. If the power goes down, i have board games, i have a boom box over there and something close to a playstation. Most importantly, ive got this place locked down tight. This election fallout shelter is grade 5 military bunker level which means its impenetrable to nuclear weapons, Chemical Attacks and even the most roy wood, jr. Hey, whats up . Trevor how did you get into my election fallout shelter. Im doing the show live. This is top security, what are you doing . I got your password, wakanda 123. Trevor dont say it out loud. You want me to leave . Trevor no, youre in the bubble. Did you get tested . No, aint got no 5g in my neighborhood. Im good. Trevor you should still get tested. Its a joke, calm down, affect. Trevor i cant calm down on a night like tonight. Ready for Electio