[grunting loudly] you cant just take dances with smurfs and call it Something Else [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] dude, what happened . Youre not doing the morning announcements anymore . No, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president cant also be the morning announcement reader oh, well. At least as president , you can run the school the way you want. I cant do jack i went to my First Student Council Meeting all we did was talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance Student Council is retarded [chime sounding] the sun is up, and the birds are chirping. Im casey miller, and these are the morning announcements. I have a letter from second Grade Student brian felner. Brian writes, dear casey, why is our School President such a fat, stupid dickhead . My desk is broken, and so far, eric cartman has done nothing about it. Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus know that we are not happy . Well, brian, i couldnt agree more. Our
Dont know about you, but this election is starting to feel like that friend who you let crash on your couch for a weekend but then you quickly realize that youve officially got a new roommate. Lets see whats happening with our situationship in our ongoing segment votegasm 2020. Lets get to the big news first president donald just a minute trump is in more trouble than the guy who kidnapped liam neesons daughter because all day joe biden has slowly been chipping away at trumps lead in georgia while cleaning up as mailin ballots are counted in pennsylvania. Basically by the time youre watching this, it could all be over, so by tonight youre popping champagne or your stress pimples. Even though things look bad, donald trump is not a quitter, if you dont count his casinos and marriages, and he still has several strategies to win. Lets so through the strategies today. Strategy number one is trumps First Response to anything whether its trying to get out of paying a bill or silence ago porn
Februarys economy. Yesterday was night two of the Republican National convention. The biggest week for Trump Campaign staffers who arent currently in prison. The night got off to a rocky start when one speaker was pulled at the last minute for tweeting out a antisemitic qanon conspiracy theory. And i for one am really glad. But i dont know about you but when i sit down to watch the Republican National convention, i dont want to hear anything crazy, but i am worried this does set a dangerous precedence because now there is a 95 chance that trump also gets the boot come thursday. That wasnt a tweet, i just retweeted it, what is wrong with you. After that recognizey start, without better to smooth things over than Vice President of the United States and elevator music in human form, mr. Mike pengs. Pence appeared in a video that was too boring for me to remember what happened except that he was standing outside abraham lincolns boyhood cabin and he also took the bold step of appearing alo