While my wife and dog and kids are safe and cozy on the inside and i hope that you are safe and cozy on the inside of your home its a great day to stay at home we have a fun show tonight Blake Shelton is here, Country Music legend why was i doing that what was i proving by being nothing. I was proving nothing by being outside. Anyway, im inside now and i hope you guys are inside as well, safe. Blake shelton is on the show tonight. Hes doing a song with gwen stefani to close out the show called nobody but you off of his album, fully loaded. He his Charity Tonight is musicares. Theyre doing something for people in the Music Industry affected by covid19 its a Great Charity thank you for being here, blake. Also from saturday night live, you know him, you love him, hes also in Trolls World Tour, Kenan Thompson is here tonight. [ clapping ] we love kenan. And his charity is nokidhungry. Org. And then later well be playing a game, an online game called quiplash, which i love all right, lets s
Bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry darryls. I dont know. I was talking to my wife. My plan is to just pull my kids out of school altogether and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic will carry over when things go back to normal. Like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap . At christmas. Will we bob for apples . At halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that might have to go, and i have to say, the one thing i hope this virus does kill, is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little one cent coin that rattles around at the bottom of the cup holder of your nissan sentra. If were giving up shaking hands, and high fives, the penny has to go. Cash is like poison now. Handing someone a twentydollar bill is almost the same as licking them on the face. But at least a twentydollar bill is worth 20. A penny buys you nothing. Its a hundre
Thursday night yeah jimmy oh, okay. Its thursday. Thats good. That means the cosby show was on, right . County officials here in los angeles, just released guidelines for re opening our schools. There are a lot of them, theyre going to have Students Walk single file in the hallways. There will be strict seating on buses, staggered recreation time in the schoolyard. Basically, it sounds like a prison where you have to learn geometry. Classrooms will be limited to 16 seats, spaced 6 feet apart. And there are also new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry darryls. I dont know. I was talking to my wife. My plan is to just pull my kids out of school altogether and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic will carry over when things go back to normal. Like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap . At christmas. Will we bob for apples . At hallowe
And there are also new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry darryls. I dont know. I was talking to my wife. My plan is to just pull my kids out of school altogether and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic will carry over when things go back to normal. Like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap . At christmas. Will we bob for apples . At halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that might have to go, and i have to say, the one thing i hope this virus does kill, is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little one cent coin that rattles around at the bottom of the cup holder of your nissan sentra. If were giving up shaking hands, and high fives, the penny has to go. Cash is like poison now. Handing someone a twentydollar bill is almost the same as licking them on the face. But at least a twentydollar bill is worth 20. A pen
And there are new rules for bullies. From now on, all wet willies must be dry daryls. Our plan is to pull the kids out of school all together and hope they become reality tv stars. A lot of people are wondering which of the many changes weve made to our lives during this pandemic are going to carry over when things go back to normal, like, will the Hometown Buffet still exist . Will children sit on santas lap at christmas . Will we bob for apples at halloween . Ive been thinking about all the things that have to go. And i have to say one thing i hope the virus does kill is the penny. Thats right, the penny. That little onecent coin that rattles around in the bottom of your cup holder ofner nissan sentra. If were giving up highfives and handshakes, the penny has to go. Handing someone a 20 bill is almost the same as licking them on the face, but at least a 20 bill is worth 20. A penny buys you nothing. Its a hundred dre100th of a do. Basically, the government is manufacturing shiny litt