While my wife and dog and kids are safe and cozy on the inside and i hope that you are safe and cozy on the inside of your home its a great day to stay at home we have a fun show tonight Blake Shelton is here, Country Music legend why was i doing that what was i proving by being nothing. I was proving nothing by being outside. Anyway, im inside now and i hope you guys are inside as well, safe. Blake shelton is on the show tonight. Hes doing a song with gwen stefani to close out the show called nobody but you off of his album, fully loaded. He his Charity Tonight is musicares. Theyre doing something for people in the Music Industry affected by covid19 its a Great Charity thank you for being here, blake. Also from saturday night live, you know him, you love him, hes also in Trolls World Tour, Kenan Thompson is here tonight. [ clapping ] we love kenan. And his charity is nokidhungry. Org. And then later well be playing a game, an online game called quiplash, which i love all right, lets start the show with a fun monologue here we go jimmy welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Well guys, the weather here has been crazy all day, theres been thunderstorms with wind gusts of over 70 miles per hour. I can tell my wife is getting tired of me. Today she told me to take a selfie stick and go film on the roof i almost got a chair squeak out of that one. Thats right, the wind was over 70 miles per hour. The only fun part of the day was gathering the family in front of and open window and reenacting beyonce at coachella. Lets get to some news earlier today, Bernie Sanders endorsed joe biden for president in a joint live stream yep. And like most streams involving those two, they stood there for a few minutes waiting for it to happen well guys, the cdc now says that the coronavirus can be spread through your shoes. Which means everyones about to become that annoying Dinner Party Host who goes, do you mind taking off your shoes thank you. We just got our carpet cleaned and so, you know, just or you can leave them on if you want well just well feed you through the window. I always had that one neighbor growing up that i had to take my shoes off and i go, really . You think your house is that nice . Okay okay some tv news over the weekend, espn aired a a seven Hour National spelling bee marathon and then a tournament of nba players playing h. O. R. S. E. Then afterwards, everyone turned to the Weather Channel just to feel something again a new bachelor spinoff called listen to your heart premiered tonight where 20 singles try to connect romantically by making Music Together so if you think its bad when a guy whips out an Acoustic Guitar at a party, imagine the entire party is filled with that guy and finally, a 93yearold pennsylvania woman went viral after putting a sign in her window that read, i need more beer. Yeah, it was funny until everyone realized it was a a 33yearold woman whos been having a rough quarantine. It got even crazier when she turned the sign around and it said, and shrooms. You guys, that is our monologue right there. I wanted to check in on my friend and our announcer, steve higgins, who is at home safely with his family steve higgins, how you doing bud . Steve hows it going, jimmy . Jimmy its so good to see you man. I missed you oh, zoom background. Steve fantastic, huh jimmy yeah thats a good one. I dont have that one. Steve i upgraded to pro. Its fantastic jim steve its called tropical paradise jimmy i have like se ll i. Steve no dude, you gotta you gotta upgrade to pro check out this one, this one is fantastic. Jimmy what is this called . Steve its called man looking at waterfall look at that majesty of the waterfall jimmy yeah, why not just show the waterfall i mean steve you can kind of see it in his eyes if you look real close. Jimmy can you . Steve look, hes pointing at it. See . Jimmy no what else what else you got steve oh, this is my favorite one check this one out jimmy is that a bag of dog food steve yeah, its like im hanging out in front of a big bag of dog food. Check it out its like im almost there jimmy yeah steve im gonna grab that dog food jimmy is there any other ones steve oh, youre gonna love this one boom jimmy ew, whats that . Steve mystery celebrity armpit whose is it . We dont know. Jimmy mystery celebrity armpit i wouldnt be able to guess any celebrity armpit steve no, this thats why its so great, cause its a mystery. Jimmy hey, i should get going, dude. This was steve you know what . Jimmy what i got to go though steve mystery solved, its my armpit. Jimmy you got me, dude very good. Thats great buddy nice to see you again. Take care, okay . Steve wait, how are franny and winnie jimmy theyre great. Theyre so cute. I know oh, theres your kid your familys there too. Together hi. Jimmy they love you. So much fun. [ talking over each other [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] steve all right. Well, ill see you you guys are nuts bye jimmy steve well see ya, jimmy. Im bleeding pretty bad. Jimmy all right, guys. Well check in with you later. Steve oh my god. Who turned the lights out . Jimmy hey guys, were all looking for ways to connect with our friends during these times so we wanted to play a a fun game that we love, that i love, called quiplash. You can play with up to eight people and we got some friends to join in lets play some quiplash jimmy all right, welcome to my quiplash game tonight were playing with Kenan Thompson, Whitney Cummings and Melissa Villasenor woohoo. Jimmy thank you guys so much for playing this. Heres how the game works for everyone at home on our phones, were going to get a series of fill in the blank style prompts like, a good name for a pirate singles bar is blank. Then well each secretly type on our phone the funniest answer that we can think of on the spot when were done, two answers will go head to head on the screen and the other players will vote for whichever answers they think is funnier. The more votes your answer gets, the more points you get. But we wont know whose answer it is until after we vote. Im so confused im so confused. Jimmy you ready . Okay im lost. Im so lost. Jimmy all right, do you guys have your devices yes yes jimmy everyone can play this at home not right now, but you can play your own version of the game all right, lets start the game lets quiplash. All right, everybody in . Here we go, guys good luck to everyone. This is our quiplash, here we go do it jimmy all right, now you get a question on your phone that no one else can see, so you just answer the questions that come on your phone screen for people at home, ill fast forward this part so it wont be as boring all right. Okay. Jimmy round one guys good luck, here we go. Round one. Im feeling good all right. Im nervous me too. Im sweating i mean, how mean are we allowed to be here [ laughter ] melissa. You know what, i love this game [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Everyones in. Everyones in. All right, come on all right, im in okay, okay. Jimmy all right, here we go everyones answers are locked. We dont know. Here we go okay. Jimmy and this is the game, quiplash. All right, the Wright Brothers first words after flying for the first time were damn, daniel. [ laughter ] or i got to change my undies. Damn, daniel. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy all right. I knew i got no one even remembers. Woo kenan jimmy no one remembers damn, daniel i remember damn, daniel thats a good one. Jimmy alvin and the chipmunks 12. Alvin and the chipmunks 12. Jimmy get out of my undies, you chipmunks. Lot of undies talk. I know. Jimmy even more buck. Is buck oh like buck teeth jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah i thought that was a character from the movie i thought buck was the manager oh, its a jimmy its a 50 50 split 50 split. Nice. Jimmy all right, close game no love for me yet a good way to get kicked out of a jazz band . Blessing the audience with sax spit. In this climate jimmy show your peepee in the recording studio. [ laughter ] you cant do that. I mean a pee pee jimmy yeah pee pee is that a baby . I dont [ laughter ] everybodys straight away jimmy its a close quip right now. Oh, snap. Jimmy ooh, look at this, kenan, in the lead mad dog. There you go. Yeah. Keep it going hoo, hoo, hoo. Kenans back, hes back hes back. Jimmy hes barking oh, my god ridiculous round two, here we go. Look at your look at your question on your phone oh, my god oh, that is a corny one i just put in a real corny one so did i. So did i jimmy youre allowed to. Youre allowed to. Answers are in round 2, surprising photos to find on garfields phone would be of a corpse. [ laughter ] odies butt. [ laughter ] its 50 50. Jimmy theyre both good. A corpse is great thats so funny jimmy on garfields phone. That is so dark jimmy the nickname van gogh gave his remaining ear. Get ready for the corn. Jimmy han solo. Richard gear. Richard gear Jimmy Richard gear, i feel like thats going to win richard gear Jimmy Richard gear. Youre allowed to do those ones man. You know theyre going to get the votes. Yeah. Totally. That made me hate myself writing it in, but jimmy hey man, we got to win here here we go current score after round two, it looks like ooh oh oh jimmy come on now. Its rigged jimmy here we go its not rigged. God jimmy round three is the last lash. And were never doing this game ever again whoever wins, wins forever im into this game now. Jimmy acrolash, here we go last lash goes like this come up with a full name for this acronym, mem, full name mines not even a real sentence i mean jimmy oh no, i cant even write it i dont even know what im doing. Jimmy we have 15 seconds left oh no. 15 seconds, come on Rudy Rudy Rudy come on, come on, come on three, two, one jimmy oh, gosh okay, soak it in. Jimmy full name for this acronym. Mom eats meth. My end is m. Marvin ewing marvin. Make every money. M. E. M. Stands for, mom eats meth. Marvin ewing marvin. What if they switched it up a little bit by naming the middle name ewing . My end is m and make every money. [ laughter ] did everyone vote . Yes jimmy six seconds left oh, i think i did jimmy all right, here we go guys i couldnt come up with my end is i couldnt think of anything thank you for giving me that silver oh look at gosh oh, look at Whitney Jimmy whitney crushed. Mom eats meth thats just my childhood. Jimmy mom eats meth crushed on that one. Nice. Jimmy Whitney Cummings for the win. Lets see the final tally right here, guys its going to be whitney, right . Jimmy this is for everything come on, no, no. Its close oh. No oh, my gosh so close. Crazy jimmy oh, my goodness. I love you guys. Thank you so much. No kenan, Whitney Cummings, Melissa Villasenor yes jimmy thanks you for playing quiplash guys. [ talking over each other thank you to Whitney Cummings, Melissa Villasenor and Kenan Thompson for playing that with me. Guys, when we come back, Blake Shelton, and maybe gwen stefani might shave his head into a mullet im not guaranteeing that but thats the word on the on the street is there a street . 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Gwen stefani wouldnt even look at him if that was his voice she wouldnt even the guy is just hes perfectly exactly who he should be thats why hes Blake Shelton. So here is Blake Shelton in oklahoma thats where hes quarantined. And im so happy he did our show jimmy here he is, Blake Shelton. Oh, my gosh. This is fantastic. Whoo jimmy nice to see you. Jimmy jimmy nice to see you, buddy. Where are you . You got a lot of animals back there. Im in oklahoma at my place here and what did you say, i got a lot of animals i do have a dog jimmy yeah, i saw betty, come here. Come here. Jimmy i saw a dog, aw. I got betty here. Jimmy thats a beautiful dog. Oh, my oh, what a good dog. Oh, my god, your breath, that smells like jimmy jimmy oh, my gosh. Who is the who are you there with who are you being safe with . We are quarantined with a a bunch of stefanis. Im talking about a pile of them its me and a bunch of stefanis [ laughter ] my mom and stepdad live, i dont know, about 10 miles from here i havent seen them since the middle of march, except for waving at them, you know, through the truck window and thats about it. We havent left. Jimmy yeah, its kind of its weird i had to cancel my tour we were in omaha, nebraska and we were actually building the production that day. And finally just decided, thats when pretty much the bottom was falling out of all touring and any live events and so we just cancelled and gwen and i immediately came here and we have not left. So jimmy what have you been doing with all with your down time . I feel like the days go fast, really, huh . Oh, my god, they do they go by so fast and a lot of us, because i black out normally around [ laughter ] 5 30 or 6 00 or something [ laughter ] yeah, you like my hat, by the way . Jimmy get closer, i cant see it i drank today [ laughter ] jimmy hey, thats not bad. Thats pretty much all we do, you know we gwens learned how to bake bread really good, sourdough bread. Were just literally its like, you know, little house on the prairie out here she makes bread. Ive been building a fence and gardening. And were pretty selfsufficient out here as a matter of fact, i dont know in this interview, i wanted to do it, but we actually have a schedule that we already had lined out for today. And i dont think we can put it off any longer so if you its up to you. If you just want to go ahead and start. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy oh, my yay finally. [ applause ] thats a [ talking over each other yeah, im going to be helping blake grow out his mullet so, you know, today, we already scheduled it was haircut day so i have my clippers. You got to do it. I got my attachments. Jimmy oh, my god i got to get a haircut. But go ahead with your questions cause youre a very good, interesting interviewer. Jimmy oh, my gos you got to ask me. Jimmy thank god she took off that camouflage jacket cause i didnt i noticed i didnt think you had arms for a second [ laughter ] so hows it jimmy please give him a mullet please oh, yeah. [ laughter ] ive never seen more untouched hair in my life until im looking at yours right now i mean jimmy hey did you literally wake up at go, oh my god, ive gotta ive gotta do a tv show . Jimmy i this is i havent cut it because i dont own im not sure if i should cut it well jimmy thats the answer . You should do a mullet. Its coming back jimmy blake, this is really interesting i love seeing gwen cut your hair this is fantastic. I love this. Hey, are you guys, like do you guys give give each other inspiration on new music, like, different music . cause i know you have different backgrounds musically. What have you what music are you listening to, gwen, that you wouldnt have listened to before blake and vice versa . The music that blake turned me on to, its called Country Music. Oh. [ laughter ] yeah, i hadnt really listened to much of that on my ska playlist but its been fun learning about Country Music, and all the different hes literally an encyclopedia jukebox, like a weirdo like a weirdo with the knowledge. Jimmy every country . This guy, he knows everything like and we do games with him where well just play a little tiny taste of a song to see if he will know it. And we wont know what it is well just look it up on the internet and hell know it. The only time ive ever been stumped on that, is on your show, whenever yall played Something Like the welcome back, kotter version of hollaback girl or whatever it was. [ laughter ] i didnt know jimmy welcome back, kotter version . You didnt even know your girlfriends song at the time. No, it was yall played some weird version of it i never heard of before. I forgave him, though yeah. Jimmy blake, who what was the Conway Twitty song where he sounds like elvis oh, thats people see us everywhere jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah they think you really its only make believe. Thats it. Jimmy i love that song forget was a pop rock song thats what he had his first success with and then later, he he went country. Jimmy i would love it if gwen would not come back and just left you [ laughter ] with that haircut. What did he say i said that conway started out rock and pop and then went country kind of like gwen stefani oh, yeah. Yeah. Gwen has a gwen has a a country hit right now. We have a duet wooo who would have ever thought that gwen stefani on country radio . Jimmy i know i love it. I ththat i was like, wow, you just these songs come to blake. Theyre so incredible. And i was dreaming that i could be on it we were working out together in the gym. And i was like, man, i wish youd put me on this one. He actually turned the song off dang, i wish i would put you on this one. And then he did. So here we are and jimmy was it written as a duet when it first it wasnt it was just no, it wasnt was it no. No. But whats crazy is that one of the writers, shane, had sent me the song to give to blake like one of those, he had my text, he wanted me to give it to him so it was a weird coincidence the whole thing. Jimmy are you getting him into ska music at all . I tried i made him a ska playlist. We were listening to a bunch of reggae and ub40 we werhere the other day. D planting and we were listening to a lot of that music that day so, did you like it . Yes jimmy you got to get him to she had steel pulse playing, jimmy. Thats thats a band you probably never heard of. But theyre very popular in the jimmy i know steel pulse in the ska world. Jimmy i think my jam is is ghost town. Is that specials yeah. Jimmy blake, youd like that one, i think. Yeah, i do. Thats the one that goes steer it up [ laughter ] youre right, i do love that song jimmy oh, my god, gwen i dont know how you put up with this dude just learning just learning, jimmy but i already know that much jimmy can you can you come closer to the camera so i can see your haircut lets get closer up jimmy yeah like shamish. Hows the mullet . Is the mullet getting long in the back jimmy not long enough, man you can get it longer but its getting close. I like those sides coming off. It looks really good ive never seen you like this. You know, to be able to do this to the greatest all time g woo people see us [ cheers and applause joint pain, swelling, tenderness. My psoriasis. Cosentyx works on all of this. Cosentyx treats the multiple symptoms of Psoriatic Arthritis to help you look and feel better. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. 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Ill just put it up on the screen put it up on the screen jimmy hey, really quickly, can we talk about the voice while youre getting your haircut . Just do it. No one wants to scare you. Were going to have to do the voice in some fashion like this, because obviously, you know, the live shows are coming up here in just a matter of weeks. And especially in l. A. , were not going to be ready to, you know, to have events again so its going to be crazy. Were going to have to coach like this. Its just going to have to work out this way its going to be nuts. Jimmy have you talked about it have you do you have a plan yeah, a little bit. I think they do. I just kind of like gwens brother actually set up this computer and this interview and everything for me today because i clearly dont know how to do this stuff so i think they have a plan, and theyre going to tell me when to be at the computer and i you know, ill listen to them i guess perform, and then give them some pointers and i dont know this is a good were having to do things that how does it look . Jimmy you look like youre really handling this whole quarantine well. Is that a joke about my weight thats a fat joke, isnt it, jimmy . Thats a fat joke, isnt it . Jimmy no, its not youre right, though. Jimmy its not that at all. Its just is that a good angle. Jimmy oh, my god no, no, no im trying to say, dude, you gone punk. Your hairs punk crazy, man thats what happens to a man love it jimmy we get to see the real Blake Shelton, finally. Hey, will you one last request, will you put a j and an f here for jimmy fallon please please, please jimmy im so happy to see both of you guys, and i got to tell everyone watching at home, nobody but you is the song from the album fully loaded gods country, but it is so beautiful, and you guys do it so well, and i actually i showed it to my wife earlier today. cause you guys just recorded it for us, thank you but i loved it great performance. We did, just for you. Jimmy i know, my name i think you mentioned my name, hey, jimmy, i think you said im literally putting your initials in my head right now, jimmy. Im not kidding. Jimmy see, these are why these shows are fun because you would never do this in real life she just said theyre not showing up very well because of the gray oh, no, that looks terrible jimmy blake, get right in there. Get real close so i can really see it yeah theres the f, and heres the j. Jimmy oh, my gosh. Dude, you are so tiger king right now, you have no idea. 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Heres my conversation after we played quiplash with Kenan Thompson jimmy Kenan Thompson, you look good, man hows where are you is everyone safe how you doing . I feel good im home yeah, everybodys safe, thank goodness you know what i mean crazy turns. Jimmy how long have you been out there ive been out here for like a month and a week and a half or so. So since the show pretty much took a hiatus. Jimmy yeah, i loved the show last week i mean, dude, that was how did that show come together . I mean, through, you know, a bunch of Brilliant Minds and the same thing that were doing, you know, everybody kind of took it upon themselves, especially kate and chloe, they like had amazing pretaped things they did around their house and stuff like that. Kate and aidy did, you know, some awesome things. And the rest of the cast did their, you know, versions of zoom sketches and stuff like that and, you know, wonderful tribute to hal you know jimmy aww, is that sad it was awful wasnt it . To hear about hal. Yeah. So crazy you just i dont know you never expect anything like that so. Jimmy do you have any hal stories . Yeah, man i mean, any time he would come up to you, he was always like, hey, man. You heard of this person and that person . And i should have heard of but i never had. And then, you know, i think the first thing he shared with me, he gave me like, you know, a a lenny bruce, like 45 or Something Like that. Jimmy yeah, because he did that big lenny bruce box set i got a big vinyl from him too a lenny thing. Yeah. Yeah jimmy or a compilation or something he was always hes just one of those guys i was trying to describe him to my friend the other day. I said hes kind of just so worldly, and he knows about everybody. But then worldly is the wrong word i want to say, he was so new york yeah, absolutely. I was just about to say. Its like not worldly, its like new york. He jimmy yes. Almost like the village, even jimmy yes. He may be the last new yorker that i ever yeah. Jimmy like hes legit, like the whole vibe of cool of him. Hes just so cool and like every time i went to the show, i would always love to run into hal willner. Yeah. Jimmy because he would always come over like, jimmy, i just got this cool harry nelson thing thats and hes just and then he would play me a clip or something i loved, loved everyone loved running into him and seeing him and just i was truly shocked. Yeah. Jimmy i was so so sad i cant even imagine having that much of an encyclopedia of cool things, you what i mean to like pull from, and those pictures of him in his like house were just like vinyl and books and everything, and toys and puppets just like a guy whos emerged in very interesting things, man. Jimmy so interesting he was awesome. Jimmy when you did your sketches for the show, were you wearing a blanket, or what was it yeah, i was wearing a a blanket, and someone hit me on the instagram like, yo, we got the same blanket. Jimmy you got to make do, man. Yeah, i mean, i got to do what i got to im not used to performing in the house much, i guess. So i had to like pull it together jimmy was your wife the director yeah, she shot my tribute video and my montage, my opening montage where im like, take out the trash. Jimmy how was she as a a director she was great she was great. She was a little strict. She would like cut me off in the middle of takes and stuff like and be like, okay i was like, all right, i guess ill just start over. Post it like a note after a take type of thing but no shes wonderful, man jimmy yeah, my wifes been my wifes been directing me in all these ones and the other day, shes, you know, holding the camera up, and she was you know, im doing some story about something. And she goes i go what was that what, am i boring or what . Yeah, im sorry. Am i boring you . Jimmy she goes, no, what are you talking so she cut the scene. Shes like, i was just stretching my neck, thats all. I go, youre the camera person you cant be the camera person and go like yeah, yeah. You just wreck the take. Jimmy no, imagine if any of the camera operators on snl were like yeah, oh, god. Jimmy rolling their eyes shooting your floor jimmy but then im sorry, what was that . Jimmy thats what i got. What was that oh, god, thats hilarious. Did she shoot quarantine remix too . Jimmy yeah yes. That was brilliant. Jimmy aww, dude. Shout out to you and justin, my trolls, homey shout out to trolls. Jimmy hey, by the way, congrats, its number one on itunes its number one on Amazon Prime Video right now. I think it was a really good move on universal and dreamworks part to let everyone be able to see the movie now because we need content. We got kids. Absolutely. Jimmy i already download i already rented it already like twice yeah, yeah. I mean, i think that was like a total smart move, cause yeah, everybodys in the house as substitute teachers how is your substitute teaching going . Jimmy i honestly i the fun thing is, im learning yeah. Jimmy like, dude, what am i doing . I cant be teaching. Im trying so hard, im like i have all the printouts and, you know, the kids, knock on wood, they go to a great school, but man, we said it last week, but i mean it, teachers should make a billion dollars. Man, that was one thing that i was hoping that would be up for, like, votes as soon as this like opens back up, because i think everybody will finally be in the mood to like, vote for teachers getting a pay increase hands down. Jimmy please oh, my goodness. I was with it beforehand, but now its just like, come on these people do Amazing Things. Jimmy oh, man. Its like all day. I mean, yeah its an all day long thing, and then already prepping for tomorrow im like respect, respect, respect. Did you actually thats you rapping, right as tiny diamond . Tiny diamond is my name as you can see, i wear tiny diamonds in real life. Jimmy its just gone to your head now. You know what im saying . Jimmy youre becoming the dude you know yeah. Yeah, im becoming that character. Wheres my jimmy but yeah it yeah, i wrote that rap. That was my first time writing a rap for something. So that was fun. Jimmy for real yeah. Jimmy dude, thats so hard to write a rap howd you do it . Not easy. I mean, ive seen my buddies in the studio, so they just let the beat play, and they just, you know, get inspired and, you know, go round and round and round. I was sitting there by myself, like i feel like this beat is kind of like this, and, you know, comedy raps have to be a a little bit different so you can get information out and stuff like that so jimmy right, exactly felt like this the pace should be kind of slow, thank god, cause i cant write a complicated rap. Jimmy you know lil wayne doesnt write his raps down . Jay z either. Theyre blessed individuals. Thats unbelievable. Jimmy i mean i mean, what other profession can you not write anything down . Like that doesnt even work for stand up, really like, you can go out unprepared but its not great jimmy we asked everyone whos coming on my show and thank you so much for coming on the show my pleasure jimmy any charity they want to shout out, well work with, and you chose no kid hungry. Thats right. Why did you want to highlight that charity i mean, i worked with them in the past. I think they do Amazing Things they provide meals for kids who dont know where their meals are coming from, especially, you know, school meals now that schools are closed kids are still able to eat and stuff like that. And, you know, even throughout the summer when schools arent even in, you know, they make sure that kids are still getting their proper like three meals a day type situations. So i just think theyre a Great Organization jimmy Kenan Thompson, youre the best, man i cant wait to see you in person, man. I miss you welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about well the names have all changed since you hung around but those dreams have remained and theyve turned around whod have thought theyd lead ya back here where we need ya welcome back, america. It sure is good to see you. bbut its even nicer knowing atthat if this happens. Ice it is to save on your auto policy. Or this. Or even this. Weve seen and covered it. So, get a quote today. We are farmers. 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Goodbye jimmy thank you guys so much for watching the show tonight. Oh, youre waving . Thats so nice, franny, youre waving too can i be the first one jimmy no, were not going to say goodbye yet we want to say ready, do you want to help me . Wait, thats not even a wave i dont know what youre doing [ laughter ] what if we say we want to say thank you franny, thats not a wave either we want to say thank you to guys, you know how to wave i want to say thank you these arent they know how to wave. This is how you wave. Jimmy wow. Like this this is how you wave. Jimmy okay i want to say goodbye to Blake Shelton. And we want to say goodbye to Kenan Thompson and we want to say thank you and goodbye to Blake Shelton and want to say goodbye to gwen stefani and thank you so much everyone, Whitney Cummings and Melissa Villasenor for playing quiplash, everyone at jackbox games. Give to no kid hungry, give to red cross if you can and just take care of each other everybody. And wash your hands, dont touch your face. Here we go oh, youre going down first . All right. Me next, here we go. All new shows, all week, thank you guys coming announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Amy schumer and chris fischer. Host of the Graham Norton show, Graham Norton an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . Today i wrote look at phone on a todo list just so i had something to cross off so, lets get to the news. Former Vice President joe biden appeared on snapchats daily political show yesterday although im
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