audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, and its not easy to talk about, but brace yourselves ted cruz hates dildos. Yeah, i said it. As mother jones dug up earlier this week, in 2004, ted cruz fought to preserve a law that banned the sale of dildos in texas. I know, im not making h this up. I agree with you. I wish i was. This really gets me, you guys, because its just such a shame to see dildos persecuted and marginalized by one of their own. laughter cheers and applause right . Yes this is what im saying you understand me id expect more from one of our most prominent human dildos, and i just think dildoamericans should be standing u
Larry thank you very much such a good crowd cheers and applause thursday welcome to the nightly show audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, and its not easy to talk about, but brace yourselves ted cruz hates dildos. Yeah, i said it. As mother jones dug up earlier this week, in 2004, ted cruz fought to preserve a law that banned the sale of dildos in texas. I know, im not making h this up. I agree with you. I wish i was. This really gets me, you guys, because its just such a shame to see dildos persecuted and marginalized by one of their own. laughter cheers and applause right . Yes this is what im saying you understand me id expect m
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Cuz i dig that [bleep]. laughter its abuzz. Theres some sort of throne games totally missed that that was going on. And then apparently madonna sucker kissed drake and i assume to lay one of her laughter co jon one of her it looked like sheni laid one of her eggs in his stomach. But the most battling trend was what seemed like this state farm commercial gone viral. Im getting ready for a lot of things. Big boy coming your way. Were starting gardens ready. And my tomatoes are ledge endary here in my own neighborhood. I am now going back to work. Im getting ready to retire soon. Jon this is boring as [bleep]. laughter i dont understand why this is creating a twitter s deal . Its ode people stuff. Opening doors and changing gravel buckets. And oh, i know that lady laughter im getting ready to do something too. Im running for president. Jon oh. laughter okay. Weird they wouldnt let you make your own commercial. You had to you had to share your announcement with a guy from a gravel company.