But ultimately the president didnt want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. I want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. And senator harris, its a privilege to be on the stage. Jimmy now if they could just get him to stop humping trumps leg, theyll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a lampshade cone would have made more sense than what team pence was fighting for, which was nothing. They wanted no extra precaution. They initially said no to a divider made of plexiglass between them. Kamala wanted it. Pences team did not. Mike pence believes that if youre going to separate a man and a woman it should be from their children at the border of the United States. [ applause ] this is my own staff booing me. Thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] for just clapping at whatever i say. Guillermo youre the boss. Jimmy an aide for mike pence said the Vice President is looking forward to having a conversation about the marked shift left that joe biden wants to
[cheers and applause] zone a is the best zone. The rest of you are zone bm. Is what you are over in the you know today this morning, an asteroid the size of a school bus narrowly passed by earth. In astronomical terms, it just missed us. Which is a shame. I feel like some of you arent praying hard enough. With each passing day, it seems more and more likely that we are on the brink of something very bad. Our president made another history making Statement Last night, when asked if he would leave the white house gracefully if he doesnt win. Win, lose or draw in this election, would you commit here today for a peaceful transfer a a alof pure after the election . Well have to see what happens, as you know ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots, the ballots are a disaster. I understand that, but the people are rioting. We want to, get rid of the ballots, and well have a very peaceful, there wont be a transfer, frankly, therell be a continuation. Jimmy well, so much for that n
Starting to get back to normal. For instance im very excited that the new nfl season kicks off tomorrow. Hank jr. Always asks, are you ready for some football . Hell, im so starved for sports im ready for some badminton. The nfl is doing things differently this year. Like all of us. For safety players will be quarantined for 14 days every time they come in close contact with another player. So the season is going to last 17 years. Some teams are made for this like the Detroit Lions. Their defense hasnt come within six feet of another player since 1998. I can say that because im a Cleveland Browns fan. And as a browns fan, Detroit Lions jokes are all weve got. God bless em. Hey, speaking of sports are you familiar with the beersketball challenge . It started when i put out a song called no i in beer and some creative folks on tiktok took the ball and bounced it. Cause were all in this together to me, its all clear drinkin ought to be a team effort there is no i in beer its a little tric
This was a fun combination of politics and basketball. Last night after the debate, hassan whiteside, of the portland trail blazers tweeted and then deleted, i cant do this for four more years. F america bro. Im moving to hawaii. Which very recently, in 1959 became part of america, but. Then he claimed he didnt write it, using the time of posting as evidence. He said it was photoshopped fake news. And its not even 9 36 where im at. And then everyone pointed out how time stamps work. But i do understand the aloha spirit of what he either did or did not tweet. Meanwhile, the lakers, because they play in la, have a lot of celebrity supporters. But the heat have their share of famous fans too including one, dj khaled. Who was blessed up and fired up when his team beat the celtics sunday night. Thats chicken. They got, it dont matter. Its called ac in the locker room, [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Jimmy dj khaled loves the heat. I am a lakers fan. He says they the best. I say we the best. And so i
Beside me as always. How are you tonight . Guillermo fantastic, jimmy. Jimmy do you like the stool i provided for you . Guillermo i feel like a baby in a high chair, but i like it. Jimmy you look like a baby in a high chair to be honest. I was worried youd been getting too much exercise while we were at home. Did you watch the lakers last night . What happened . Guillermo we were losing by about 20 points and we tried to come back in the last quarter, but we couldnt come back and lost by six, i think. Jimmy that kind of analysis could actually get you a job at espn. Guillermo maybe uni vision. Jimmy Time Magazine has unveiled their annual list of the 100 most influential people. The list includes donald trump, joe biden, megan thee stallion, all the world leaders. I actually wrote a little blurb about dr. Fauci for it. They asked me to write it. And i said how many people passed on this before you got to me . They claimed it was only one. Anyway, i wrote it because i respect dr. Fauci