With us during the pandemic. Im basically living in a failed tv pilot, and i know about that kind of thing. Honestly though, weve really bonded over the past few months, had a lot of chats about life lessons. Like, i think its important for dads to be open about their failures. Which was easy for me, i told them to go on youtube and search for rob lowe Academy Awards 1989. And of course, we also get to share our triumphs. And we have one tonight. Last night here on the show, i mentioned a great injustice had been done to me by my beloved l. A. Dodgers. They have a Program Going right now where you pay to have a cardboard cutout of yourself put in the seats at dodger stadium, and all the money goes to the Los Angeles Dodgers foundation. So i did it, and they gave me a great spot behind home plate, until i was abruptly removed and replaced with a cardboard cutout of guillermo. I swear, this is not a joke. This actually happened and it was unacceptable on every level. But i received an ou
[ bleep ] take a break from the mean tweets awkward beats and lame jokes about donald trump its the brad paisley live show oh lookin there a ratings bump thank you thank you five sweaty people in face shields. Appreciate it. This is awesome. And its freaking weird. Because everything is freaking weird right now. But some parts of life are starting to get back to normal. For instance im very excited that the new nfl season kicks off tomorrow. Hank jr. Always asks, are you ready for some football . Hell, im so starved for sports im ready for some badminton. The nfl is doing things differently this year. Like all of us. For safety players will be quarantined for 14 days every time they come in close contact with another player. So the season is going to last 17 years. Some teams are made for this like the Detroit Lions. Their defense hasnt come within six feet of another player since 1998. I can say that because im a Cleveland Browns fan. And as a browns fan, Detroit Lions jokes are all w
I turned 50 on saturday, which was a lot of fun. We did one of those drive by parties. Where i grew up in compton, you didnt want to be associated with a drive by. But this was fun. My friends and family shouted muffled happy birthdays from their cars while wearing festive masks. It was like my own personal version of the masked singer. Who is that, my mama or chaka khan . And this was an extra special birthday for me, because on friday, i got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Of course, they say you dont really have a star on the walk of fame until someone dressed as elmo throws up on it. And that happened on tuesday i cant wait to take my grandkids to hollywood boulevard someday and say see where that meth head is break dancing . Thats right on top of your grand daddys name i need all the victories i can get right now, because next month theres a pretty good chance theyre gonna give my emmy away to someone else again. Im nominated for lead actor in a comedy series, and these are
Really have a star on the walk of fame until someone dressed as elmo throws up on it. And that happened on tuesday i cant wait to take my grandkids to hollywood boulevard someday and say see where that meth head is break dancing . Thats right on top of your grand daddys name i need all the victories i can get right now, because next month theres a pretty good chance theyre gonna give my emmy away to someone else again. Im nominated for lead actor in a comedy series, and these are the odds for my category. Im the least favored to win. And look, its great to be nominated and all, but the truth is i dont do this for the awards. I do it for the money. Ive been nominated for my role on blackish six years in a row. Havent won. Im 0 for 6. That means ive had my same acceptance speech. This acceptance speech in my pocket, for six long years, since september of 2015. And now its time for america to finally hear it. Guillermo . Announce me. Guillermo just a second and the emmy goes to mr. Anthon
For instance im very excited that the new nfl season kicks off tomorrow. Hank jr. Always asks, are you ready for some football . Hell, im so starved for sports im ready for some badminton. The nfl is doing things differently this year. Like all of us. For safety players will be quarantined for 14 days every time they come in close contact with another player. So the season is going to last 17 years. Some teams are made for this like the Detroit Lions. Their defense hasnt come within six feet of another player since 1998. I can say that because im a Cleveland Browns fan. And as a browns fan, Detroit Lions jokes are all weve got. God bless em. Hey, speaking of sports are you familiar with the beersketball challenge . It started when i put out a song called no i in beer and some creative folks on tiktok took the ball and bounced it. Cause were all in this together to me, its all clear drinkin ought to be a team effort there is no i in beer its a little trickier than it looks. But i happen