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This was a fun combination of politics and basketball. Last night after the debate, hassan whiteside, of the portland trail blazers tweeted and then deleted, i cant do this for four more years. F america bro. Im moving to hawaii. Which very recently, in 1959 became part of america, but. Then he claimed he didnt write it, using the time of posting as evidence. He said it was photoshopped fake news. And its not even 9 36 where im at. And then everyone pointed out how time stamps work. But i do understand the aloha spirit of what he either did or did not tweet. Meanwhile, the lakers, because they play in la, have a lot of celebrity supporters. But the heat have their share of famous fans too including one, dj khaled. Who was blessed up and fired up when his team beat the celtics sunday night. Thats chicken. They got, it dont matter. Its called ac in the locker room, [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Jimmy dj khaled loves the heat. I am a lakers fan. He says they the best. I say we the best. And so i thought it would be fun to make a friendly wager. Joining us now is the dj known as khaled. How are you . Kimmel man, nice to see you on this screen, man. Everything good with you. Jimmy im still using cocoa butter, thanks to you, and i think of you every time i put it on. Why live life when you can live it smooth, know what i mean . Jimmy as were taping this before game one starts, so we dont know anything yet. Whats your prediction. I want to say congratulations to the lakers and miami heat. They have rings. They have banners. And this is a special finals. This is very special in so many ways, know what im saying . Miami heat, thats my team. Of course im rooting for miami heat, and im ready to put whatever we need to put on it. I also want to bring up king james. King james was once a miami heat, know what im saying . Hes always going to have love, and thats my friend, and shout out to mamba, kobe. Im happy for the lakers and very happy for miami heat, but of course im going miami heat, 305, dade county all the way. And im ready to put what have we got to put on it, lets go i aint playin. Im a heat. Hold on. Jimmy i have a bet in mind. Can you see the logo . Miami heat, baby. Jimmy im starting to think i would like to have that hoodie youre wearing. Im feelin fly every day. Im one of the greatest that ever did it, straight up. Jimmy well, clearly. Im sorry, utilizing this time, i got the album, i dont know when, but when it comes, just know, and ive got the podcast comin too. Go ahead, kimmel. Jimmy if the lakers win the series you have to give me your beloved jet ski. Is that the same jet ski you were riding when you got lost at sea in the middle of the night . That was in the Beautiful Island of turks and caicos. Im going to give you the ski that actually, the famous ski. Jimmy on the off chance that the heat win, i will send you one of my most cherished possessions. This is my 1982 donkey kong arcade game. I was playing at 7eleven while everyone was at the prom. Do you accept this wager, dj khaled . Are you sagittarius . Jimmy no, im scorpio. Thats why we winners, know what im saying . All i do is win, my brother. Jimmy all right, i will check back with you at the end of the series. Bless up my friend. By the way, im going to be really bummed if i lose that donkey kong jr. Machine. He the best. [ applause ] oh, the heats on donald trump after donald trump in cleveland. We had the wee ms. America pageant brought to you by a loud, angry and obnoxious president of the united states. This is how you know it didnt go well for trump. This morning, he complained he was ganged up on by the moderator from fox news. There was an audience of about 80 people last night. Which was rare for the president. Usually when trump appears before a crowd that small, its at his inauguration. And this is the world we live in now. Depending on which cable news channel you watch, it was either the worst thing youve ever seen on television or a refreshing breath of fresh air from a president who tells it like it is. This was the most chaotic president ial debate ive ever seen. That was the worst president ial debate ive ever seen. I know people will feign, this was the worst ive ever seen. Let them go. A night of chaos and interruption. That was crazy, what was that . Who said anything was solved by people sitting around a table pleasantly disagreeing with each other. What a dark event we have just witnessed. Painful to watch. This short of debate shouldnt happen in a democracy. The president is being the kind of guy who goes into the lions den. And he comes out with a pelt over his shoulder and tie shat. A low point in political discourse. Can we really have two more of these debates . Id like to see ten of these debates. It was a train wreck. That was a hot mess. An apex predator. Inside a dumpster fire, inside a train wreck. That was a [ bleep ] show. Jimmy there were quite a few tv news people who were like, ive never seen anything like this. Really . Because ive been seeing it almost every day for about four years. Maybe the most egregious lie trump told was when he said joe biden played more golf than he does. Phil mickelson doesnt play more golf than he does. Trump attacked bidens family. He refused to commit to accepting the results of the election. When asked about victims of the virus, he bragged about the size of his crowds, but none of those moments were his lowest. This was. When specifically asked to condemn white supremacy, he wouldnt. Im willing to do anything. I want to see peace. Then do it, sir. Do it, say it. You want to callem, what do you want to callem, give me a name. White supremacists and proud boys. Stand back and stand by, but ill tell you what, somebodys got to do something about antifa and the left. Jimmy thats what hes worried about. They asked him to denounce the proud boys instead he said something needs to be done about antifa. Even the president s foxy friends had a problem with this. Donald trump proved the biggest layup, by not condemning white supremacist, i dont know if he didnt hear it, but hes got to clear it up right away, thats like, are you against evil . Why the president didnt knock it out of park, im not sure why. Jimmy i think i know why trump by the way, still, hasnt come out against white supremacy. They asked him to do it again, and he just wont. Will you denounce them . Ive always denounced any form, any form, any form of any of that. Jimmy now the reason he refuses to denounce White Supremacists specifically is not what you think. Its just because he isnt the kind of person who feels comfortable saying mean things. You know . You know who refuses to condemn White Supremacists . White supremacists. Its hard to say. Maybe thats why he wont do it. Many Trump Supporters are said to be very upset with him. They think he did a bad job last night. But, as badly as things went, he did score a rave review from a very prominent republican. We, by every measure we won the debate easily last night. I thought he was very weak. He looked weak. He was whining. Yeah, we won the debate by almost every poll that i saw. Jimmy that he saw. I wonder who is in charge of picking which polls he sees. You think they give that job to ivanka . Trump was so out of bounds last night, the commission on president ial debates, the people who organize these, had to put out a statement, saying theyd make some changes. They wrote that it was clear that more needed to be added to the format. I have an idea. At the next debate, they should give the moderator a garden hose. And she can use it the way you do when you try to stop dogs from having sex. Joe biden spent the day aboard his train, the build back better express. Meanwhile, trump is going full steam trying to build that wall he promised. He wants to get it done before the election. Hes like a High School Kid who just realized his senior project is due. Do we need a border wall . I mean seriously. Are we really convinced people are still coming here for a better life . Maybe the wall is to keep us in. Today is a notable one in television history. Today marks the 60th anniversary of the flintstones. Did i watch the flintstones . Guillermo yes, jimmy, i did. Jimmy whats your favorite character . Guillermo whats his name . Fred. Jimmy fred. Do you remember his friends name . Guillermo i dont remember. Jimmy on september 30th, 1960, turned out to be of the longest running and most beloved shows of all time premiered, and to mark this milestone, we took audio from last nights debate and mashed it up with scenes from the cartoon. And his is what happens when fred and barney meet donald and joe. People out there need help. 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For all of us. [ applause ] jimmy welcome back. [ applause ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight, their album is called the waterfall ii, music from my morning jacket. Tomorrow night, from the walking dead, lauren cohan will be here. Travis scott will chat with us and rap for us too. Our first guest is a former dunphy and twotime emmywinner who reunites with adam sandler 24 years after happy gilmore in the new movie hubie halloween. It premieres october 7th on netflix. Please welcome julie bowen. Hi, julie. Hi jimmy how are you . Im good. Im really glad you covered some of the debate. Ive got some thoughts. Jimmy oh, good, go ahead. Well, just what do you think of this, for the moderator, maybe a little dj khaled. You can air horn every time theres a problem. Jimmy its not a terrible idea. And by the way, is that dr. Fauci on your pillow . Right here . That guy . Thats fauci on the couch. Jimmy that a product youre marketing . Fauch on the couch is great. No, someone else is marketing it. I bought several and the socks. Big fan. Jimmy when you bought several, you bought several for your home or gave some out as gets . My son stole one and put a mask on it, because he thought that was hilarious, and i gave one to a friend as a gift, and im saving one, maybe its for you, jimmy. Play your cards right. Jimmy i hope so. You dont think you want the used socks, the fauci socks are pretty sweet. Jimmy they might not fit me. Ill go with the pillow. The last time you were on the show was with your cast mates from modern family. Have you spoken to any of the people since that night . Not one. Of course. Ive spoken to lots of them. Ive gone to visit sarah hyland and the wells, over at their home. Ive chatted with a lot of them, but theyre happy and successful and doing their own thing. Not all of them have as many children as i do. So they dont seem to suffer in quite the same way. Jimmy what are you up to . Whats going on in your life . Well, jimmy, i thought you would find me in a different place. I had been saving this story for you for when i moved. I was going to move. My kids are here and they cannot hear this story and never watch this show. I was supposed to move right before covid. I was going to have escrow on a super cool house where the kids could run around and they could have friends over and i could spy on them and see who was doing bad things. I was just about to go into that and all of a sudden we went into covid, which was really sad, because now i was trapped in this house. Its a beautiful house. Very important architectural house. One major problem. I came home one night towards the end, right before we spoke last time, and there was in my bathroom, i was completely alone, a scorpion this big. Jimmy oh, wow, a scorpion. And it looked like a fleshcolored jumbo shrimp. And its like, shhhh. And my kids were here. I was thinking, its fake, its got to be fake. So i look at it, and i go hccc, and it goes hccc. This is a dumpster fire. Inside a train wreck. Jimmy yeah, this is trouble. I dont know anything about scorpions. I want to kill it, or no, i dont. I want to save it. I go to the kitchen and get something to put over it, and im just about to leave the room to do that and i think, if i come back and the scorpions gone, im going to have to burn the [ bleep ] house down. [ laughter ] and then how am i going to explain that to the kids . Jimmy thats going to be a tough one. So i did not want to hurt this creature of god when he wanted to hurt me, so i took my boot off and that fleshcolored jumbo shrimp with his articulated arms went like this. I gave myself five minutes to look at him. Yes, you dont want them in the house, i now sleep next to my bed, the open toe, nothing can hide in there. Jimmy but you dont want an open toe if theres a scorpion around, it will sting the toe. Have you ever watched any western . The scorpion gets in the toe of the boot and then you put your foot in there, and it goes hccc. Jimmy so you think there would be a second scorpion hiding in the shoe as a distraction technique that the other scorpion would use . All i know is one giant scorpion was in my bathroom. All i wanted was to move and suddenly covid, im trapped in the temple of scorpion for the time being, but i got a solution, ready . Jimmy what is the solution . Im curious. Did you adopt like a puppy during covid . Everybody adopted puppies during covid19, right . Jimmy no, we did not adopt any. My daughter got like three of them. Oh, i follow her on instagram. My kids really wanted a puppy, and i was like, ah, you have to take care of a puppy, a lot of stuff involved. And then after my faceoff with the scorpion, one of my sons said, mom, can i get a python . And i said, yes, yes. Jimmy you brought a python into the house . A ball python. They are very harmless, but i feel like in a pinch, python versus scorpion, pssssh. Jimmy you think its going to protect you from the scorpion . In a pinch. Jimmy you remember the lady who swallowed the fly and swallowed a spider to catch the fly . Now youve got to get something to kill the python. She doesnt free roam. Her name is eden rrrrrr for cardi b. She came with the name, she came prenamed because shes supposedly, i really have to look. Shes supposed to be an adult and fullgrown with a bad heart, so she wont live that long. [ laughter ] but, as we speak my kids are thawing out a rat to feed her tonight. And he is growing every single week, she is growing. I was lied to. Jimmy where did you get frozen rats . Is that a costco item . You get a case of them gourmet rat. Com. Jimmy for real . Thats where i got them. Jimmy is that where you got the fauci on the couchy . I dont know where i got him. Somewhere on the inner webs. Im a hard core member of the tony fauci fan club. Sometimes my instagram feed, theyre listening all the time, theyre always watching and sometimes they send me things like that. Jimmy you know a fun thing, i assume you got that on etsy . I dont, i dont think i did get it on etsy. Jimmy that would be really cool if somebody made pillow of you and someone sent it to dr. Fauci so youd have that connection. Ah, do you think . Jimmy im going to start doing a little stitching during the commercial break. When we come back, more with julie bowen. Well be right back. Ome back, more with julie bowen. Well be right back. Its hard. Eliminate who you are not first, and youre going to find yourself where you need to be. The race is never over. The journey has no port. The adventure never ends, because we are always on the way. Ittake an extra 20 off. Ly sale get fleece for the family 15. 99 and under. The new fitbit inspire 2 is 99. 99. And get family denim 17. 59 and under. Plus, get kohls cash. Plus, free store pickup. 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I assumed this would be seen by a few stoners, a couple diehard lovers of spoon man or spoon head or opera man, one of his characters on saturday night live, and i thought to myself, as they were lacing me into a corset and taking my boobs and pasting this together and giving me two pitchers of beer, i thought, my dad is never going to see this. Thats fine. Jimmy we have seen that iconic scene from happy gilmore, and there you are. Now did your dad see this . And what did he think if he did . Jimmy, i havent seen that scene in 20odd years. Jimmy lets watch it one more time then. That was so much fun. Jimmy there it is again. Oh, god my butt looks good. Yes, its my dads favorite, one of his alltime favorite movies in general, and definitely by far and away the favorite thing of mine ive ever done. Jimmy is that so . Its about bubbles, about guys. So he loves that, so ive wised up. Theres no, there are no butt shots in hubie halloween. Jimmy thats not how to sell the movie. Are there butt shots . There are butt shots but of younger, hotter youtubers. Jimmy compare the experiences of shooting that film, now that adam is, adam sandler, i assume its very different from the first time around. Its not that different. Still, its like, basketball shorts, check. There, you know, hes always friendly. And loving to everybody. But now its more like that crew of kind of like support animals that he has with him, those dudes. Jimmy his guys. Theyre all now producers and have kids and theyre all on set now, too. So its actually kind of nice. I got to say. He used to have, he used to get a lot of female attention, and now that hes with his most lovely wife and lovely children, and he brings them along, and its like a circus of traveling gypsies. Jimmy its a different type of female attention. It is. Hes no longer a young, single guy hot off saturday night live. The father of two, in the movie, married to the most beautiful woman, shes in the movie. His mom was on set. 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You know our next guest from seven seasons on new girl, now he plays a cartoonist named keef in the new comedy, woke. Watch it on hulu now. Please welcome Lamorne Morris. Hi, lamorne. Jimmy hey, hey. What you got the nba jams going . Whats happening there . That was scary. You talkin about this . Jimmy yes, theres a man holding a picture. Oh, no. Its my lebron painting. Its being hung on the wall right now. Jimmy you have a picture of lebron james on your wall. Youre from chicago, right . That sounds like a problem from you, jimmy. Jimmy its not a problem, but im surprised that a guy from chicago would have an lebron painting hanging in his home. Let me tell you something. You only put the greatest on your wall, and lebron james is the greatest of all time. Jimmy that is a huge statement from a guy from chicago. Youre going to get run out of chicago. I got friends from chicago who come to visit me all the time and say the exact same thing. If you dont like it, you can sleep your ass in the basement, how about that . Jimmy i dont have to sleep in the basement, do i . No. You can sleep where ever you want of the. Jimmy thank you. Have you met lebron . How did this happen that you became such a big fan . Thats a sticky situation. I have met lebron on numerous occasions. I peel like him and i are connected soul wise. Whenever i say hi or whenever i go to like introduce myself and tell him how much of a fan i am, hes us busy, know what i mean . Hes always doing other things, so were like two ships passing in the middle of the night. Youre so, you know what i mean, like, miami heat and, like, and hes already out the door. Jimmy so youre not so much two ships passing as he is one ship fleeing. Well, tomato, tomahto. Jimmy you look sharp, are you wearing a tuxedo . I thought i was coming in, and they told me, nah, stay at home. So i was like, im not going to let this thing go to waste. Jimmy who told you to stay home . The powers that be told me to stay your ass at home. Jimmy its starting to get scary, the guy behind you. With the picture. It looks like a scene from a horror movie. Why is lebron wearing a tennis outfit . Oh, hey, how are you doing . Thats kyle. Jimmy do you have other basketball stuff . That nba jams game is pretty sweet. I do. I have this massive, its like a statue or art installation in my back yard of the 23, i guess. Jimmy of the number 23, can we see it . Yeah, see, i would walk out there and show you, but during the pandemic my friends been treating my house like a dog park. Apparently their dogs dont p m poop. Either theyre lying. Jimmy wow, thats a permanent part of your back yard . Its a permanent part of my back yard. Now i can move it around. I can change the colors of it, make it lakers colors. Jimmy did you tell lebron about that, did you tell him you had 23 . I assume not the jordan 23. Did you tell him you had his number in your yard . No, no. The phone number i have for him that i try to call and text must have, he must have changed it. He was in the bubble when i got this any way, know what i mean . Jimmy if lebron goes to another team, if he leaves the lakers and goes somewhere else to win another title will you root for the next team then . Yeah, lakers can kiss my ass by then. Im not shy about it. I can change colors, too. If he goes to play for the bulls, i can change the 23 to red and black. Jimmy what happens, god forbid if lebron retires, will you settle on a team . I dont think you heard me at the beginning, were connected at the soul. If he retires, im retiring. I no longer watch basketball, simple as that. Jimmy your new show is an interesting idea. You play a cartoonist. I do. Jimmy inanimate objects have voices by other people. Yeah, cedric the entertainer, jb smoove. The list goes on and on. We have a fantastic cast of voices, like you said, absolutely insane. Jimmy and are any of those people there with you when you are shooting the show . Or is it recorded . Its recorded afterwards, but thats kind of a problem, because sometimes well have their recording there, and the thing about working with jb smoove for example, he improvises way too much. You would say the line is, hey, im a talking marker, deal with it, and hell go, im talking marker, heres the thing, get a handful of corn nuts and shake them around. You want to pass them out individually, and im like, jb, what the [ bleep ] . Jimmy you dont need jb to be on the show. That imitation is so good. Who else do you do . Do you do a lot of voices . Whats the best one. See if you can guess this one. Uhhuh. The lakers are in the bubble right now, is that what youre telling me . The lakers are in a bubble right now . That takes focus and they lose concentration. Thats why the lakers are winning the championship this year, i can guarantee that. Jimmy that is excellent. That is my eddie murphy. Jimmy maybe its not so good then. Okay, cool, thanks, man. Jimmy you worked with jb on barbershop 3, right . Yeah. Jimmy and cedric as well. Cedric, Anthony Anderson, ice cube, common. Jimmy was that a fun set to be on . Its one of the funnest projects ive ever been a part of, only because of how youve got all these brilliant comedic minds in the same room going at it. There was one scene where it was cedric the entertainer and jb smoove has one line in response. They start doing back. Im talking a quarter of a page length. Ended up being 15 minutes long because jb starts rambling, talking about pit bull puppies and licking your faces. And dogs peeing on your lap and things like that, which was not in the script. And Anthony Anderson gets in and have this cacophony of jokes, and me, as a comedic dude, im like, man, i want to be a part of that, let me dive in and add my two cents to the pile. And, as i did it, anthony turns around and goes, uh, no, man, [ bleep ] that aint your character. And theyre calling cut, the director comes out, no, thats not for you, let them play. Jimmy im feeling, at the end of the interview, im feeling a little bad for you. Thanks, man, thats why im drinking. Jimmy well, its great to have you on. If you need a friend, come by, guillermo and i arent doing anything at all. Again, i tried. They would not let me in. Jimmy woke is available on hulu now. Well be back with music from my morning jacket. [ applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. The best or nothing. We saw the earthquake grace in bold was offering a grant program. I signed up and i was actually selected it leaves the house in tack. You now know that in the next earthquake your house will be standing and we also got a discount on our earthquake insurance. If there is an earthquake. Our house has a better chance of surviving in. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to julie bowen and Lamorne Morris, apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, their album is called the waterfall 2, here with the song, feel you, my morning jacket are we undercover whats left to see trying to discover how it came to be in a past life feeling loved but now in the present seeing blood and all i want to do is feel you and all i want to do is feel you and all i want to do is feel you feel you feel you whoa, makin time to waste time to feel time whoaoh wash over you ooh, watching you watching me reaching out between the worlds to feel you yeah and all i want to do is feel you yeah are we under covers raining blood . And all i want to do is feel you and all i want to do is feel you yeah, yeah and all i want to do is feel you feel you feel you make time to waste time to feel time oh, oh, oh, oh, wash over you ooh ooh watching you watching me reachin out between the worlds to feel you yeah and all i want to do is feel you yeah and all i want to do is feel you yeah and all i want to do is feel you oh, oh, oh, yeah right now, at this defining moment in america. We gonna be all right with so much on the line, from abc news, himy america, yo america, our america. This is turning point. Tonight, mexicanamericans, battling racism and discrimination. Theyre bringing drugs. Theyre bringing crime. Theyre rapists. Now fighting back. When they talk about lazy mexicans or mexicans are all drug dealers and murders . Im like, where . I havent seen that. Im not, you know. Calling for Justice Justice present and the past. Can stolen land be reclaimed. Tonight, what america owes, here now juju chang

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