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"new york times" best selling auew york times" best selling catches. all right. before we get some new stories, >>fore we get some new stories, leftovers how they did that i'm like an analogy it's the leftovers where i read didn't the jokes we did news this week and as always it's my first time reading these so they well season joe mackey was salt and pepper and feed him to a grizzly bear sd o why not?t? >> all right. this week in dc, thieves tois week in dc, thieves to break into the car of joe bca biden's granddaughter, r prom prompting an enraged biden to say where they keep findinptg d granddaughters. tim scott has dropped out of the 2024 presidential race to help raise that. >> he was in the 2024 presidential race. >> megan rapinoe says her career injury is proof that god doesn't exist. when reached for comment, god replied, who through t god does not watch women'sru soccer? soccer who does that mean? even satan won't watch that. new york mayor eric adams off two drone like helicopters he hailed as the future of travel in the big apple. anetravel in the big apple. already filled the aircrafts with stale, not the fresh. stale more expensive in preparation for, h presid president biden's summit with president xi. san francisco erected a wall for security enhancements, which makents, ws it the first joe has seen in decades. des. so obvious. yes, you people. it was a flau pet cat. >> on sunday, a camera crewic from the czech republic was filming in san francisco when they were robbedng gunpoint. so the world will never get to enjoy that documentary on hoentw it is to make documentaries in san francisco. taliban soldiers were filmed patrolling the streets of kabu l on rollerblades. >> they were then forced on rhey were then forced execute each other because rollerblading is rolle . is i don't the rules. >> images went viral. firefighters hoisting a massive horse out of a californian canal. the after the rescue, they were they'd safely returned the to the rest of its family. never fails. could have been a cow. husett does it matter? a massachusetts student's message in as messag bottle four in france 26 years later. and evend ev more shocking is wt was written on it. >> a 15 year old broke his own jenga stacking record, which has inspired a new hallmark film. >> it's called why i will die an . >> martha stewart says she's canceled her thanksgiving dinner thi stewarts year.cancel her guest said looking at the turkey would be redundant after her sportseddinnerng at th coveu >>st i know. >> me, too. turkey's joe biden says har homeless people are the hardest hit by climate changdee. thing yeah, if there's one thing hobos complain about, it's warm weatheosr. >> november an iowa man's collection of 69,255 pencils have earne toa guinness world record. and now that his record is sete, he looks forward to shoving them all up his . that doesn't even make sense. thatdon't even get that.ense. but somehow it stayed in muchin like pencils. ne a new study found that the average adult just 4 hoursth a month with their friends and that number drops to zero. >> if you don't have any while ,just keep the camera on them . >> all right? david, i can't pronounce his name. david de papi pap. david de pape de pap. the man who beat nancy pelosi's husband with a hammer wabeats fo guilty of attempted kidnapping and assault. federaf l prosecutors said heors sa went there initially to break ths kneecaps, but changedd ak his mind when he realized something would be blockinwhen g target. i don't get it. get it anyway.>> g earlier thisreg: alec baldwin me a brief cameo appearance on snl. viewers noted baldwin wass clearly happy that he got another shotclearly . >> it's just the news.news barbie's boyfriend, ken was passed over for induction into the toy hall of fame. ctio would have protested. >> but as we all know, ken we a. as we all know, ken >> the ten freeway in downtown l.a. was recently shut down after a fire broke out near a homeless encampment. visibility was bad because of the smoke. there was a two hour wait to get carjacked. t the kardashians are gettingy ar ready for thanksgiving. in fact, they're putting on a play for neighborsputtin a. s is plymouth rock.d >> and finally, jimmy kimmel will host the 2024 oscars. i know no surprise, they're choosing yet another >>ey're choosing yet another will trump to kill us al gl if i elect him next fall. the economist published anm fag article this week saying donald trump poses the biggest dangertm to the world in 2024. now, i if you're wondering they call it the economist, it's because it has a nicer ring than full of weakly. >> but that that brings t the total number of articles this week claiming trump wilotbl kill us to eight hundred and 19. >> the rag argues a trump thy would spell doom forctor the planet, with trump literally destroying everything evterally destroying everything global economy to the climate to international affairsican . r they left out that he'll surelsy be responsible for breaking up taylor swift and travis kelce. >> so never mind hamas or iran or north korea. how trump is now worse than the media's previous villain, climate change. that's sayin g something.g someth but why? well, quote mrg . trump woulbudi be in his pursuit of retribution, economic protectionism and theatrically t extravagant deals. no wondeheser the prospect of a second term trump term fills the world's parliaments. boardrooms with despair. translation. be scareilling b roomsd be very. and if all that weren't enough, the connivinl g are also pulling the tried and true methodh of calling trump hitlethr. all week long, progressive media and the biden reelection ofp, the the biden reelection dictator, when he used the word vermin to refer his political enemies during a campaign rally last week. but that'so h an elegant way of calling them rats. so the media seizet's on vermine as code for hitler while ignoring actual leftietss using literal terms when attacking jews. so as trump becomes hitler right before our eyes, we see a tick tock that osama bin laden is getting a makeover e r liberal idiot influencers have been glorifying him in viral videos sodeos letter to america, which garnered sympath ty from these stupid people who think 911 is nothing more than moby's. >> never forget, never forgetve moby's birthday. come on, guys. >> thank you. see that laugh? laugh >> it's like somebody ticklingby sy it's like somebody ticklingby so as predictednd this psyop begins creating a terrifying and divisive climate will make 2016 and 2020 look like a rest home birthday party.o wars we have two wars raging, both which didn't exist under trump.e and as these wars rage, the media industrial complex mea says trump is the thing that's going to kill you, that war. going to kill you, that war. why is that?d on well, you could only conclude from this hysterical tht that trump's not a threat to the globe. he's a threat to globalist he's as. he's the odd man out.e he's you and me. and if they can't arrest him, an they will surely destroy him. and you too. if you get. in their way, >> you get. in their way, when they were talking about all the bad things g theyo that trump would do, they didn't mention way dir, whh is the number one bad thing, right? >> dd o you? this is a psyop. i mean, i hate using that word because it puts you in a conspiracydo you realm. hate but it's so it's right before our eyes. they're organizing put this.bi >> yeah. crank it a little bit. the truth does come. come through. cothroug list of how the gulfn between reality and what the medirealit thea is saying is growing even bigger. mostly peaceful. the economy is good. th secure election, the vac. the vaccine works. biden is like that because he stutters january 6 was worsea than 911. nikki haley. >> the debate. but a little bit of truth comes through because they did mention the people that are most upset are in boardrooms and parliament. g >> so the people that are making money off of not representing r us. no, that was that's a great point. since when does the media feelee bad because those people are still mia. it's just, oe h, i can't go back to the boardroom now. >> yeah, that's my second yacht. 'rto the f to the first yacht. >> emily, this is so interesting because it seemsre that they're so intent soat they're so intent it's going to create a rebound effect. it's going to make mit's going x times for him instead of the. five times in 2020. >> i mean, i hope so i. i'm in a little bit of a disheartened mood after the offw year elections that we just had, where i was sort of whathot i thought or expecting a lot of people who have finallyr ha enough, i thought. so i just don't understand when enough is enough, becaus understed thath, becaus i thought we passed that line like literally two years ago. o the amount of shapingg th the narrative that the left tries to do that this administration tries to do with his words, i meantries , our president calls grown african-american men. pry all the time, right? >> his wife calls hispanic t americans tacos. >> and that is. sorry. breakfashas -->> i'mt tacos. >> yes. thank you. and yet they're able to laugh it off t. , they they're able to. oh, no, no, they didn't mean it. and then this formerng president says anything and it's manipulated to be the worst possible. but the worst possible scenario is when we are right in right now, which is a obamaow administration 2.0. and becaus e of their spinelessness, their rhetoric only appeasement s of irans al and its allies, we are less safe. we are intrudinglire . and our u.s. forces are getting attacked all the time with nose deterrence because, of course, there's no deterrence therrse,e is nothing that will ever back up. any type of threat out of joe biden's about the reasonanthread peace and stability and american security during trump's years is because joe b r he meant every word or the enemies thought he did, and that was enough to deter them. >> but 60 days into the biden administration, putin invades ukraine, and then in iran, it is insane to me that they try to make him out to be anything less than a peace through strength representative. >> that's all he will ever be. you knownythinless through the t dr. jill called them breakfast tacos is because they're always waking you when they're blowing the leaveswaking y. see, i know it's. just disgusting. cest disgusting. we're certainly not with dr. jill. y nojoe, welcome to the show.e it seems like they are going so far that no one can take themey seriously and they can't see themselves. >> can't see i what do you think about this? >> well, if trump is in fact the most dangerousis threat to the world, greta thunberg has to find a new job. obviously, because, yes, she's in big trouble. but this is what they do. o find always this hyperbolic thing where they oh, my god, it's a threat b.. democr our democracy. it's not a democracy. it. atot a democracy. know that. you know, we know how the moneyo flows. wor but the way they twist the words and look, the thing gg i love most about trump is youy never know what he's gonna say next. yeah. so i want to usenextso when he t vermin and stuff like that. like. like when the queen diedhe died t, firstruth thing i did is i ran the truth social. cause i'm like, i got to find out what this guy' i'v s sayhat this guy' i'v about the queen. yeah, because it's trump, you know? and it's like, look,ueen. top te favorite queens. without a doubt. i'm sorry. yeah. dairy queen, number one. dairy queen. myiry queen. i like my queens q to be say american. you know, everything that he says just ignites people. and it's liks just , ane, you know,st and then you have the other guy do it again. it's great y about is i've never seen someone who gets bored of their own sentence halfwaytho through. >> right. you know, like he startsug ight. bad like he startsug luck, man. >> you got to fix this thing here. forget about anyway. yeah. so, yeah, you know, does. it. yeah. catch, you know, this i think it's been eye opening for a lot of people that like, this isn't about ideology. it's about power. it'se trump trump really doesn't have an ideology. he just has power. and they they are scared of that because that's like he's likbecause he, has he hass liberal believes he has conservative beliefs. he jus t he's populist. u make >> yeah. what do you make of this? yeah, i just ah, o people still thinking this. >> i mean, we're doing this for a long time. yeahll thinkingn dointhis or itt dangerous. trump is the most dangerous. i meanp is, are the same people who also believe it when the host of the bachelor sayf ib it's to be the most dramatic series finale ever? oh, okay. you dhow o that?? yes, but at least with i mean, the bachelor, i still do to ane end, but at least i know. i'm like, nah, it's probably not going to be everything that they're saying that it is. ying it n biden,allythat it is. he really did run, i think, as the guyn, was nice and who who could be bipartisan and who can work with other people. and obviously the presidency didn't really work outobviousl that way. but to see him doing it trullyyf in the same couple of sentences where he's like donald trump thinks he can win by dividing us and he's hitler. >> like you're doing the same thing. >> i think it's actually very harmful that we demonizee wi people just because we might disagree with them on an issue. themn angs th them on an issue. and. i think it's getting worse. but you can't make that point when t yo you're also doing it yourself. >> exactly. you know , the other reality, show staple that i love is you thow staple that i love is you eliminated from a show. >> it's like you haven't seen the last. las of me. >> yes, we have.ery re every reality show we nevealr sw you again. you're off the show. all right. up next, sad new.g: all rs. gete >>lp snoop gave up weed trading bloccok. set an >> get help reaching your goals >> get help reaching your goals with jpmorgan wealth plannind g >> the digital money coach in the chase mobile appyo. in reach use it to set and track your goals big and small and see how changes you make today could help put them within reach from your first big move to, retiring poolsideor and the other goals alonggan we the way. >> wealth plan can help you get there. >> j.p. morgan wealth management, k-12 print is a national business located in west palm beach. we produce the highest quality products adding flair to any teen business event. whether you need one or 5000, you'll always receive great service and on time delivery. we're not just about t-shirts, caps, magnets or mugs. our mission is to help you build a better business so we build better communities. a portion of every purchase benefits children like the boys and girls club. make it perfect, make it on time, make it budget, be the k-12 print .com perfect gifts. >> diamond 99 tennis bracelets for 99 per carat three stone rings 199 half carat 399 one carat 699 and one carat studs 349 thousands of gifts guaranteed to appraise for double the exchange direct with circle your water is deliciously at the turn of a dial with zero sugar and zero calories, and circle has over 40 flavors, so your water can lable atbe as unique as you are. circle your water your way now with even more flavors available at walmart or drinks are. >> are you tired of that worn out bath or shower? 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>> true. legendary rapper snoop dogg says he's officially maryj done smoking weed and marijuana stocks are dropping likee joe biden's. writing on instagram, quote, after much consideration and conversation with my afr mu to give uppleasey smoke. please respect my privacy at this time respect m. sure. but why did you tell everyone then? of course, the 52 year old rapper is known as, shall we say, a marijuana enthusiasknt. s you can get a contact high just looking at this picture. thihe spent decades advocatingr its use and legalization. his company death row records even launched a cannabis brand less than a year ago eve, whichm is why some people are more than a little suspicious about mre peop. dog's alleged ri retirement. but assuming it's realous is a big deal. snoop quitting weed is like cnn giving up lyin deal.p g nobody'd tested weed more than this guy. >> and concluded that at least co and concluded that at least . we cande only speculate as to why, but as someone in favor of weed's legalizationd, wee., e to admit it has been all wine and . t it's hard to ignore the suspicion that the spike in mental illness is somehow connectee d to the increased power of today's pot. marijuana contains thc, its main psychoactive ingredient, and it's grown more potent as legalizatiotj contan the drug more widely available. decades ago, thc content was ito less than 1.5%. now some products currently for sale arectr more than 90%. >> thc. singl >> but hey, i'm not a single variable thinker. it could be other reasonses that are making our cities scarier than a waffle house at two am. i'm i don't know. i'm not a doctort . but then, does your doctor have his own tv show? take that, dr. drew. drew. >> emily, do you believe that snoop really quit? and let's just assume. >> yes. yes. because, i mean, i'm so >>eause, i mean, i'm so all the time, no matter what. m i sort of loved this because i love wheattewhat i sn anyone s a sharp turn from what everyone a sh that they do.humansveryone because at the end of the day, we're all humans. we'll change your mind. so i lovl ch're that he's like,u before you put me in this box for the rest of my life. t i've changed my mind. what i want to know is remember when we learned how hunter biden spent like, $6 million on his coke? whatever. like, was this financial? millg millions financial? on weed or something? >> that's what i would like to know. i would alsoor somet's what i ww what he is going to indulge in, what's going to take ups ti his time next. what is he going to be more of? a spokesman for? because to your point, he was a big influencer in that way,s right now he was a shareholder in the cannabis company. >> i think he's moving on to shar. hink he's moving on to anyway, i'll send those questions to my dad. yes. doe >> and ellen, we ask this,this what do you think is is this hurt or help h his image? whrt or help h his image? he was when he said, i don't know if i can believe him.can i say that.belihi yeahm., he probably forgott he what he said 5 minutes later.k a no, i think partrt of the snoop brand is the fact that he's all the time. like the videos that we're seeing him doing, the animal commentating. i don't want a and snoop dogg. yes. no, i'm saying, like, that's the fun. snoop dogg. n't want like, we all have friends that we know. they're big drinkers. it's like, no, i lik's ewere ake, no, i lik's you better when you are alcoholic. i waholic. of you. yeah. i want him to stay on it. in fac him tstayn t, i think wel him a care package filled with weed and se e how he does. let's see how he does. tom friedman. he is. you you know, it's kind of like. like tiger woods not retiring,gi but just quitting golf. >> like it bad for me.d fome.what?than i >> he talks even faster than i do in normal life. like what if the non snoop is what, awesome and totallyp is opposite? >> yeanooph, i don't think thats a good thing, emily. 't thinkand you should take thao heart. all right, pat. e thi'm going to give you thisgo serious question because, like, i have, like, been thinking giuestion. a long timenking as somebody i'm pro i',somebody i'm pro but mental illness stuff. and i like alex berenson. stuff,i so first, like one offi the first people that has pointed out this link dopeis you think there's anything to that, too, like mental illness and the potenc to thato >> i mean, i think that i look, i'm not a doctor, right? so i don't know, but i don't think that shoulthat shod impacy views on legalization at all whatsoever. i thin whatsk that if you make the choice that that's what you want to do, then that's your choice. and you can do that. but you should know, obviously, tod to the informationbviously, available of how potent it is and how crazy it hot is in t of how much thc is in it. and everybody can just kindtheme of decide for themselvest what they want to do. i do thinkto. it's going to be interesting to like to to your point, to emily to meet him . mm-hmm. like, what is he going to beke? like? what if he acts exactl what if he acts exactl the same? yeah. what if he does it? what if he doesn't talk orf he ? if he's just, like, the same guy? yeah, so. and also, he said smokes. so does that mean ediblesn are allowed? >> right. is thaediblet mean does that met he's doing that vape life now? i meanpe which he's.look i know, i know. look i know he said respecting my privacy and we're all doingto a great job of that right now. >> yeah but people are going to have questions so he is going to have to say something else. yeah so it could be that thing where now everyone is smoking weed so it's not coos smokinl. >> so it's like i'm going to move on to the new cool thing. yeah, just likw e my aunt, whicm is smoking too. but you eveny aunt said earlier, greg, your aunt's smoking. >> yeah, she's a craig's handsome, beautiful lady. >> she really, reallng.y is. >> and she's available. oh, wow. yeah. you know, haveilable you ever qt anything? >> oh, yeah. besides comedy, i.>> i qui i quit the high school basketball team. schoo you the high school basketball>e team? >> yeah. the coach said don't come back any more. and coach saii. i never started smoking pot. great. because, like, imagine started d snacking i would do under that drug. no natural. drug. well, but i will say i will sayn toll, but i will say i will sayn to calvin broadus. if he was able to quit because quitting is somethin cg addicted to is hard. i mean, i read recently i t rehab read recently 15 times and spent $7 million on it. and people say that quitting d drugs is really hard cause they're addictive. but maybrugsrd e part of it is l rehab really. >> yeah, maybe we should examine why it doesn't work at all. >>work at all. i you know, in an seriousness, i don't i don't believe in the rehab industry at alles in a. think that, like, it's a it's a thing for people wanting to quit, but not decidin go quit, but not decidin to quit. so they come out, they feel good when they get out, and then they go right back into goot out they go . ke yeah, it's like, hey, you know how we'll get you to quit drugs ? 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and if you were,f is there one nemesis you'd like to thank today for their harassin youg bt that led to your success? tcat yeah, i was actually playd a lot in school, and now i'm bullied professionally. 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no, no. but what i d o wonder what i am>> gre like now. but when i was little, i remember there were theseand e that would tease me endlessly and tease my sisters too. >>as sto and, you know, it's li the 80s they like to do if they like you or whatever. but they mady likee us miserabl miserable. >> and i remember we were like, pray to everyday, like theyeaseeveryday, like let them move. please let them move. and then one day they actually did it with two brothers. and the older brother teased tee younger y brother teased one tease me. and you know how it is when you're like seven or eight or whatever we were. me, aand every day you're justv miserable. >> like, please stop. day,. e, please stop. >> i didn't know that they're dead. just let we have a surprise for. you, emily. oh, my god . who's here tonight? you're freaking me out. i'm. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. i'm they both. they both passed away in a fiery traffic accident. bad backs asked, who do you think is the greatest tor in your lifetime?test >> and to save some time, you don't say mesome, joe. oh, boy. that's a tough question. ugh entertainer in my lifetime. oh, that's got to begreatest. oh oh, man, why can't does itme rhyme with schmear? 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>> that's the thing. so the city council in oaklandin actually supposed to be hosting that the city council, likecis they're like, oh, they're like ,guys just want to get rich.t is but the whole point is they're leaving california fore nevada because nevada. yes. is business friendly becauseada they don't. and so the onus is back on citye council for failing to haveil f whercil for failing to haveil f a platform where these teams can actually thrive and the warriors just win across the bathrivey all the money in francisco and silicon valley. but the other teamsylvans meana. i'm still going to be an a's fan. oh, i was going to ask if you're still going to be a fan, but i am sorry for your loss. >> i you. all right. whr youry don't you go ahead.em since you seem so eager to jump in here. oh eager t, well, thanks, kelly. . >> i love a good hacks and i like signs. show signs of the signs you put in front of barnes. it's in pennsylvania dutch country. right. and it's to ward off demonbarns. and the minor league team of the lehigh valley juse mit a. hex sign. they're the iron pigs,ey are t ? so on the hex sign, you got a pig. you goe t t a you got a circle square, you got a strawberry. these all represent neighborhoods in the lehigh valleypresent neighbor and the , which represents bethlehem's . ich represents bethlehem's i'm excited about the pig. i even have my own hex sign for my apartment. do we have that? oh, i got. i got your outfit.at? i actually grew up being very b scared that i was going to be hexed. oh, really? yeah, and bue t it's so far, sod good. well, i think the evidence piercing out. oh, right. ye.ould you know,s, exactly. all right, mackey. well, first off, i'm glad van jansen's finally dead, but but want to talk about his story. pennlive reported that prisoners are dying in pennsylvania jails and they're undercounting them. and there are a few stating the reasons why some of these prisoners are dying. for instance, one gote go hypothermia twice because his jail cell was so. and i've never been to prison, but i'm told i would be very, very, very popular there. i just want to make that even people that are at our lowest in societyo ma are cared for, et though it's not something a lot the talk about. something a lot >> oh, nice. yeah, that was very. y >> all right. where are you from? jersey.'s goi okay. what's going on in jersey? so we have a guy from waynngn i new jersey who broke into a meat packing place and stole pallets of meat. and wayne, police have been casinge an place because someone been going in there stealing food. and he got caughcet as he was c coming out. wayne, police were outside. look, thisau is one of thoselook and stories where you look and say, here's someone who's sog to put foodwho's on the table. yeah. so when he says, look, jus they're just trying to put food at the table. yeah. tryit shoppingt shop at best buy. here's someone who's actually going to where the meatt is. and >> yeah. and bringing the food home. and when you look at what he did , is it any worse than what rocky did? where he goes in pounds? it knowingly.oundpounds? and here you get this food that's got you know, fist marka all over you. so, yeah, i kind of haves fist you know, i feel sympathetic that this is a pro criminal. yeah. i'm supposed to be hosting deer lord. >> all right, well, i guessri it's done now. up next, do you support faket, reports ? 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i want to be fair that she never attributed anything i said to a player or coach, but that's kind of the exact opposite of what she just said. >> but anyway, vince doe coas ts show that games don't really need sideline reporter thas. yeah, i'm watching it.t is i kind of see what's happening. and i mean, let's not makecome her ou outt to like the jussie smollett of sideline reporting. yeah. i mean and it's really i mean is it that hard to make some yeah no so-and-so's got a concussion and the other guy's not coming back because of a domestic violence charge. i mean, you know, these are things that are goingurse o to happen even during the course of a game that happens. all right. you know., cat, you know, itit n kind of reminds me of like when fox has a reporterha doing a business hit on location and it's literally outsiden se our building. >> yeah. and you could see you could all littleld see you could stores that you go to get lunch, you go, why are they outside? yeah s outs, we don't need that. well, i got to be honest. i mean, it all kin id of just sounds like nonsense to me anyway. >> yeah, it's blah, blah, blah, blah, yard line, blah, blah, blah. >> yeah i did just as good a job. yeah no, it doesn't. >> i don't know. i mean, it's like you sayme a nothing. >> yeah, she's not attributing a this coach said. and then she like, says something racist. yeah. like this coach said that we should do better. yeah. like houl in the second. put whatever. they're half. yeah. they're half something. half like. yeah, yeah good on you. i hope they never put sports on the bravo network. the bravo network. you'll be going quiet. why would they do that? i don't. itdo. at, it w that's why i would never do that. stop it. they would ruin it. >> joe, i have a theory that, you know, some say, oh, you can't trust her, but i think you can trust her even more because she pulle more d h back curtain and showed you how news is manufactured. yeah and two quick points. i'm disappointed that when she made up the reports that they weren't more i'd be like the coach was was livid that the ball for football lik isn't round of. >> but the other lesson to learn here is that when you are one to justify unethical behaviorarn here, youk to make the other person the bad guy. you know why talk to the coaches? otheon the bs are, you know, what about jerry sandusky? can i talk to that guy or jeffrey epstein? >> he wasn't a coach, but there are a lot of young people and hitler hitler coached the . he said that is true. bring up a lot of good. yeah, i wouldn't say they were good, but they were definitelyyy . and all dead people again, dead people. emily, what do you do? 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