Happy wednesday everybody president bidens interview with the Weather Channel aired today. I know. The forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunters Business Associates. The one thing he didnt forget, how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . I have already done that. It is the existential threat to humanity. You have already declared that National Emergency. Yeah. Thanks, appreciate it. That is the first time any woman said appreciate it after Making Contact with joe. If he is really concerned about the climate you know what he should have done. He should have eaten the bug. The tasty but tiny carbon footprint. It is cute. It reminds me how joe is always brushing the cocaine off of hunters lapels. And also how he was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. I was raised in a tow
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jr. thanks to democratic strategy of ignoring states that put primaries ahead of south carolina a win could give rfk jr. major momentum as they search for alternative candidate that isn t scared to go on campaign trail or that can actually function. mobilize the world leading admit rs to help poor krnghtses deal with impact of climate change they call it the g7. they build back biden build back better and we realize that got confusing now we don t call it that. we have plans to build a railroad from pacific to indian ocean and plans to build in in one of the largest solar plants in the world. i can go on but i m not i m going off script i ll get in trouble. [laughter] that is off the script, and to make matters worse, a focus group of north carolina swing vote rs says that they re concerned by biden s age. but whatever you do don t bother nancy pelosi about it. do you think that president biden s age has finally caught up to him at all? absolutely not. i think that
challenger like rfk jr.. thanks to the democrat strategy of ignoring all states the put their primaries ahead of south carolina. a win a could give rfk jr. major momentum as democrat search for alternative candidate that can go on the campaign trail and function. the world s leading emitters to help poor countries do within the impacts of climate change. they called it the g7. build back biden. build back better. realize that got confusing. we don t call it that. we have plans to build a railroad from the pacific, the indian ocean. one of the largest solar plants in the world. i could go on but i m going off script. i could get in trouble. greg: to make matters worse than a focus group of north carolina swing voters as they are concerned by biden s age. whatever you do, don t bother nancy pelosi about it. do you think president biden s age has finally caught up to him at all? speak off slowly not. i think the president is great. i m proud to be supporting him and i do
perino along with judge jeff paul jess can tarlov jesse watters and tyrus. it s 5:00 in new york city and this is a special edition of the five happy new year, everyone. we re excited to kick off 2024 with you. now get ready because we have a huge show ahead. we are taking a look back at our must-see moments from our show last year. answering your fan mail questions and are also going to rewind to one of our favorite things which is one more thing. plus, it s our annual tradition. we re revealing our new year s resolutions and predictions. but first. it s the best five stories of 2023. first up it s the viral moment of the year. i don t give two [bleep]s but i am telling you right now [bleep] this guy back there is not real. tiffany gomez known as the crazy plane lady setting the internet a blaze after confronting a not real man op the flight. jesse, you had her on primetime. what happened. i did. she never told us what she saw. she said there was a guy, and he di