First Put Chip Pads Back on. Happy Monday, Everyone. Monday all right. Over the Weekend, Donald HeuMp held a rally in butleryone pennsylvania, the site of the first assassination atteMpt. Ldallyn he spoke froM behind a p Made of plexiglass, the saMe Materialt. Ke fro they used to b nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, KaMala Harris Will join The VieW Where the Secret Service Will have Harpoon Guns in case the cast gets hungry. Youre booing. Get hiM out of here. On tuesday, hoWard Stern Onll IntervieW KaMala Harris. Shes Well prepared, having Worked for years under a different Ma tn. Ill. Ill take it. After a seven Monthke it. Investigation, a large shipMent of Elephant Tranquilizer has been seized on long island. No W, hoW Will i sleep . Asks one WoMan. I thought that Was going My Way. A Frontier Jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The coMpany quickly responded by Announcina Tg theyre back. The sMoking section. In a rare Solo IntervieW earlier tonight, KaMala Ha
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With judge jeanine pirro, harold Ford Jr. Kayleigh mcenany , greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City and ThIs Is the five. You win some, you lose some. Kamala harrIs getting humiliated again harrIs g Hu Byn Labor union while getting bailed outione by harrIs. Thec just lost the coveted endorseMent of the internationaendorsl of firefighs two weeks after the teamsters snubweeks af. Both have a long hIstory of backing democratic president iaIstory old candidates, including Joe Biden, in 2020. Neitheinr be endorsinga a candidate ThIs cycle, but donald Trump Indidate s eato the partys hIstoric advantage with Rank And File members. E so and crazy Joe Scarborough Is telling kamala to Loo K at the bright side. Not good news for the harrIs campaign. And it could have been much worse. They could have done the teachers have done in the th a republican president ,si but they did not ddent, ot do t that yesterdayha. E at least kamala can breathe a sigh of relief on that Cripplin Oatg Port strike. R
And yes, yes, you you should be clapping. Id be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, Tim Walz, performance at last Nights Debate has been panned by both parties. Partas so bad. Theres now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate. In a bizarre gaffe, Wild Baz said he was friends with School Shooters. D he School Shooters have come out and denied this, saying their reputation signs are bad enough. In a post debate tweet, Anaio Navarro said to beware of j. D. Vance since hes an able shape shifter, but shes just jealous. He was able to shift shape without throughout eire debate, waltz was seen writing furiously on a notepadthrougho. What could he have been writing that . Nothing wrong with Lovingnotn Sports and and sportsmen. Speaking of waltz said, he was, quote, a knucklehead for falsely claiming he was in china during the tiananmen square massacre. I guess you should take down this picture from his website. Throughout the debate, waltz had a Deer In
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