Its toilg in the mushroom caves or laboring in the lube mines. Point is, you should always dance like no one is watching. Though, for the record, we are. To celebrate this most glorious day in your young lives, i will now blow up the world. Mazel tov. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Julie Chen Matt Walsh and david ortiz. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen wooo hey hey cheers and applause thank you very much. Hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy wednesday, everybody. To start it off, happy wednesday. Theres nothing like a wednesday crowd. cheers and applause hump day hump day hump day, of course, because its the best day to make love. laughter no, it is. Its great. Youve got work together, youre tired. Ultimate night. laughter now, lets see, ladies and gent
Stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up . Good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, folks. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host. Im your host, stephen colbert. And, you know sorry, what . Whats this . Whats this . Oh, hang on, let me see. Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. cheers and applause i wear it all the time. I wear it all the time, i usually just take it off before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion cheers and applause no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im kind of National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And, wow, what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you guys see the game . Did anybody
Stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up . Good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, folks. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host. Im your host, stephen colbert. And, you know sorry, what . Whats this . Whats this . Oh, hang on, let me see. Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. cheers and applause i wear it all the time. I wear it all the time, i usually just take it off before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion cheers and applause no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im kind of National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And, wow, what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you guys see the game . Did anybody
Stephen good to see you, my friend. Jon, whats up . Good to see you. Nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, folks. Please, have a seat. Youre too kind. Youre too kind. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host. Im your host, stephen colbert. And, you know sorry, what . Whats this . Whats this . Oh, hang on, let me see. Oh, this . Its no big deal, just the clemson helmet given to me by South Carolina governor nikki haley, and signed by clemson head coach dabo swinney. cheers and applause i wear it all the time. I wear it all the time, i usually just take it off before i come out here. Oh, hey, i just remembered, last night clemson defeated alabama to become College Footballs National Champion cheers and applause no big deal, National Champion. And since ive got the helmet, im kind of National Champion, too. Couldnt play last night because i had to do my show. I was very backbench. And, wow, what a great game, real backandforth affair. Did you guys see the game . Did anybody
Assistance of azmalor, the evil wizard who the manager signed a blood compact with in exchange for the world series win. And the windy city is buzzing over the possibility he might fulfill his dark prophecy and bring the cubs their first wreez victory in more than 100 years. The cubs are favored against the indians thanks to the young hungry lineup as well as an ancient wizard the elders inh stars themselves and can the form of a stag, a beautiful young maiden or even cubs g. M. Jed hoyer, so tune in tuesday night and see if osmalord delivers on his promise that, yes, you will have your golden rings, trinkets all, but at a price you cannot fathom. Ha ha, ha ha ozmalor announcer its the late show with stephen tonight, stephen welcomes tom hanks adam conover featuring jon batiste and stay human and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen grand slam cheers and applaus