Its toilg in the mushroom caves or laboring in the lube mines. Point is, you should always dance like no one is watching. Though, for the record, we are. To celebrate this most glorious day in your young lives, i will now blow up the world. Mazel tov. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Julie Chen Matt Walsh and david ortiz. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen wooo hey hey cheers and applause thank you very much. Hey ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy wednesday, everybody. To start it off, happy wednesday. Theres nothing like a wednesday crowd. cheers and applause hump day hump day hump day, of course, because its the best day to make love. laughter no, it is. Its great. Youve got work together, youre tired. Ultimate night. laughter now, lets see, ladies and gentlemen, theres no getting around it. Theres a huge scandal out of the white house. No, not that scandal. Or the one before one tomorrow. Although, technically, theyre all part of one big scandal stroganoff. Heres whats going on. The New York Times is reporting that back in february, President Trump asked f. B. I. Director, james comey, to shut down the f. B. I. Investigation into National Security advisor mike flynn. That is. Yeah, yeah. That is definitely obstruction of something. I cant put my finger on what its obstruction of. Its obstruction of oh, its obstruction of just. A second. Ill think of it. What is anyway. Apparently donald trump told comey, i hope you can see your way clear of letting this go, to letting flynn go, hes a good guy. Yeah, hes a good guy, ask anybody, russia, turkey, anybody. Trump told comey let it go. He even got ivanka to help let it go let it go stephen so beautiful, so beautiful. cheers and applause talented, lovely. I hear if she wasnt a cartoon, hed date her. We all then, because, apparently, comey wrote about the conversation in f. B. I. Memos, and allegedly, he created similar momeaus about every phone call and meeting he had with the president. applause to paraphrase himself trump better hope there are taims of their conversation. Or, really, anything he needs to change the conversation to something shall of, shall we say, less indicting. Maybe nows the time to release your tax returns, sir. cheers and applause lets see that would be fun. Oh, oh got any more tapes of and you billy bush. And, besides being president of the united states, donald trump is president of the world, leader of the free world, is part of the title. Later this month, trump is scheduled to attend the nato summit in brussels. And thats going to be a little uncomfortable because during the campaign, trump repeatedly says sade things like this nato is obsolete. Stephen thing is, the u. S. Is the most important member of nato. Its like the best man at a wedding standing up and saying, congratulations to the happy couple. Monogamy is obsolete. Everybody into the flesh pile lets go hump day and thats not the only worry nato has this week. Right now, theyre frantically trying to trumpproof the president s first visit. Now, trumpproofing traditionally means locking the do room. But just in case, just in case. cheers and applause but in this case, it also means compensating for trumps notoriously short attention span, by telling heads of state to limit their talks to two to four minutes at a time. All right, tell me how to solve the syrian refugee crisis. You have until my burrito is hot. laughter if this is true, trump has got such a short attention span, he has to use a bookmark for greeght cards. It would be fun to watch trump read a book, it was the best of times. I love a happy ending. laughter ding oh, my burrito is done. Hold on one second. As one anonymous source put it, its like theyre preparing to deal with a child. Yeah, with trump around, youve got to put the hook oghtz cabinets, bumpers on the coffee table, and put one of one of those twisty caps to childproof the nuclear button. And just to be safe, put a mr. Yuck on there. And at the age of 70 is he 70 now . They grow up so fast. At the age of 70, he doesnt have the energy of a child, in part because he doesnt believe in exercise. According to the washington post, donald trump believes the human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise delets. Good news, kids, theres going to be a new president ial physical fitness test. See that rope . Dont touch it. Okay, you passed. Heres your sticker. Run along. In case you also get your medical advice from a medieval barber, the article helpfully explains, the human body actually becomes stronger with excercise. Thats according to a recent study by the new england journal of no duh. laughter but that, of course, is not how donald trump sees it. Apparently, he thinks that a person is born with a finite amount of energy, which may i point out, by that logic, would mean the strongest people in the world are babies. Theyve got the most once that fontanel closes, theyre killing machines they have no object permanence, so they wont miss you when youre gone. Make delta force out of them and toss them out of planes at people. I suppose we should have seen his antiexercise thing coming. After all, one of the first things trump did was replace Michelle Obamas lets move campaign with his own, lets not. Thank you. Speaking of not exercising, anyone ride the subway here . cheers and applause yeah. Its one of my favorite ways to get around new york city, right after gurney and being kidnapped. laughter but good news for subway fans the rides about to get a little more polite, because starting this week, the new york city subway is giving baby on board buttons to pregnant women. Thats a lot better than the m. T. A. s first draft, inseminated and nauseous. laughter , of course, theyre not handing that one out. That was a first draft. Your reaction is why there was not a second draft of that. Of course, there are pros and cons here. On the pro side, these buttons could finally remove every subway riders greatest fear that you will accidentally offer your seat to a woman you think is pregnant but is not. Thats why, to cover all their bases, the m. T. A. Is also offering buttons that say, not pregnant, just chipotle. laughter applause oh. Oh. Oh. Speaking of babies, the social we were speaking of babies purpose we were speaking of babies. The Social SecurityAdministration Just released its 2016 baby name data and the Fastest Growing name in the u. S. Is kylo, as in kylo ren from star wars the force awakens. This is surprising, since newborn babies look way more like yoda. Poop my pants i did. According to the data, 238 parents named their sons after the new star wars villain last year. But im not convinced naming your son kylo is a good idea. For one thing, kylo ren kills his dad which is a huge spoiler for your sons teenage years i told you to stay out of my room, old man i cant believe you did that to me, after your brother oedipus ran off with your mother laughter weve got a great show for you tonight. cheers and applause julie chen is here. But when we come back, ill share some of my most secret confessions. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, jon batiste and stay human, everybody as many of you know, im a catholic but as much as i love my church, i dont always go to mass as often as i should, because for some reason, on sundays, the Church Parking lot is just packed. laughter heres the deal, my church has so many wonderful traditions, and i misone of my favorite catholic traditions, and thats cob fegz. So if you dont mind, id like to confess to you, my audience. You wont tell anybody, right . Audience of course not this is Stephen Colberts midnight confessions cheers and applause stephen standard disclaimer i dont know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. Okay, ill be right back. Stephen forgive me audience, when i go fishing, i name the worms after my enemies. laughter audience, i get as many free subs as i want because i spent 2 on my own hole puncher. laughter applause cheers you scream, i scream, we all scream for ice cream. But sometimes i also stab people for it. laughter audience< sometimes at parties, im a bit of a name dropper, and a baby dropper. laughter once i was the tenth caller to a Radio Station just so i could tell them that i had no interest in two tickets to see linkin park. laughter until im told otherwise, every beach is a nude beach. laughter applause if a cop pulls me over for speeding, i say, do you know who i am . And if he says, no, i say, john oliver. laughter cheers and applause and then he says, that explains why you were driving on the other side. laughter i know cosmos are a girlie drink, but i start acting pretty tough once ive had six or seven of them. applause you wanna go, bro . Thats what i thought. laughter i dont go to museums to appreciate the art so much as to appreciate myself for going to a museum. laughter yeah. I really went to this one. My favorite nacho topping is a second order of nachos. laughter i have a bunch of old new yorkers in my apartment that ill never get around to, which is a shame, because theyre getting hungry and scared. laughter applause you know how gas stations tie big stuff to bathroom keys so people wont drive off with them . I collect those. laughter applause if i had to do his job for five minutes, i would set myself on fire. applause forgive me, audience im dr. Kelsey mcneely and some day you might be calling me an energy farmer. Energy lives here. Is thno, its, uh, breyers gelato indulgences. You really wouldnt like it. Its got caramel and crunchy stuff. I like caramel and crunchy stuff. Breyers gelato indulgences. Its way beyond ice cream. Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . Try zyrtec® its starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day. Its theat olive gardenver introducing new giant stuffed pastas starting at 12. 99. Pastas so big you could share them, but so delicious, you wont want to. Giant stuffed pastas. For a limited time at olive garden. band playing cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Welcome back to the show. My first guest is the Emmy Awardwinning host of the talk and the face of big brother. Please welcome julie chen. applause that was nice. Stephen yeah. Thats a lovely dress. Thank you its funny, i someone what i was wearing. And i realized when you describe this dress, it sounds terrible. I said, its like i said, okay, its like black. Its kind of which i fony, picture a moth, like mothy, and i silver and goldula may all over it. And i realized it sounds leak a disaster. When you dont see it and hear it. Stephen its iridescent spring flowers falling over a midnight sky. applause have a confession stephen ill get the confessional back out here. You know, look, that night, everyone was lining up. They all want their face time with you. And, like, im very respectful of, like, not, like, trying to dominate someone that everyone is trying to talk to. And i thought, im going to save my moment with Stephen Colbert to get a picture of my sevenyearold son, charlie, with you. Stephen i would so much rather have my picture with a sevenyearold. We have the same we have the same reading level. Well, you know, hes a big Stephen Colbert fan. You remember you came to our house for a meeting. Stephen yeah, sure. Shortly after we saw all your billboards and he said, thats colbert thats colbert pull over. I said, i know, i know. I said im going to go over for my son parents do anything for their kid and for the brief moment i had your attention not because of you, but everyone was lined up i said, okay, can i please, i hate doing this. And you were so gracious. And i was hitting the video did. And i was like, oh, my god. I said, im sorry, i was hitting video. And you ended up putting your head down laughing. Stephen i just got this. Somebody handed me the photo as it turned out right there. There i am. laughter so theres charlie and what appears to be the big foot fleeing a photographer. laughter right here. Hold on a second. Charlie, i promise this is me. There you go. laughter . But the most horrible part of the story sisoon realize, im the only asian who cannot read a camera. laughter stephen i think that is a joke only you can tell. Yes. applause . Stephen thank you very much thank you very much. I dont even get that joke oh, arent you so grand. Steen your lovely husband, leslie moonves, is the boss around here of the cbs corporation. Do you ever talk about me . Does he ever, like, my name every come up or anything. Every night. Every night. Youre in bed with us every night at 11 35. I cant gate getaway from you. He talks about you in the morning all the time. Stephen we have a pet name for him, you know, at cbs. Its mr. Moonves. laughter do you have do you have any pet names for les moonves. I do because my husband is this tough, gruff guy. Hes like a mans man. And every now and then he shows his squeamish side. Stephen squeam itch, how so . Oh, no, please. I dont even want to say anything because hes going to be, jewels, oh and its things that you would be like, really . I said im going to go breast feed the baby. And hes like oh you know . I mean, this is so any time he gets that wrong, my little petunia . Hes my little petunia. Stephen okay, ill keep that in mind. And it always makes him laugh. Hes my petunia. Stephen i call him big dog. laughter . That will stephen ll cool les. Mr. Chen. You know, someone called him that once . Stephen really . Thats a compliment. Thank you when i used to work in news, every night they would send the homework to the door, and one day he opens the door, and it was an asian guy, and he goes, looks at him very suspicious and goes, mr. Chen . And my husband goes, what, do you think . And he grabbed the homework. And i was like, yes, mr. Chen. Stephen you started off you started in Cbs Los Angeles originally . No, i started out in dayton, ohio. At the abc affiliate. Stephen paying your dues. Paying my dues. And its great, you go to a smaller market, and you learn so much about local government. You go to, like, school board meetings, city council meetings, everything, and thats why wherei thats where i got my start. But i was an intern in 1989 at Cbs Network News where 10 years latter, i was anchoring the show. Stephen here in new york. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. applause so that was paid. Right before the class action lawsuit. But i made a lifelong friend at that internship. Stephen who . Before i tell you who it is, because i know you know him, i was 19. And i had a crush on one of my fellow interns. This guy walks in, and he had this beautiful wavy dark hair that he wore in a low ponytail, and he had these plastic rimmed glasses, like elvis costello. And he wore, like, doc martins and, like, a hundreds of thousandstooth jacket. And i was like, wow, this guy is so cool. Then fast forward. You know who andy cohen is . Stephen yes, im familiar with mr. Cohen. He was andrew cohen then. And i had a boyfriend in college. And i guess i was always talking about andrew cohen, andrew cohen. And one day my boyfriend says to me, hey, intern friend andrew cohen he was a waiter, my boyfriend. He came into the restaurant, and i hate to break it to you, but he was hitting on me. I was the last person to find out that he was gay, apparently. Stephen i got one other thing for you. I know youve talked about how on big brother they didnt know that donald trump had bun the election. They were sequestered while donald trump you know, got the victory. Were you tempted at all to lie to them . laughter to say, like, guess what . Gary johnson had a great night. Anything. Were not going to have a president for a while. Like, did it occur to you at all . You know, the rules basically of big brother if youre locked in that house, youre not allowed to have any news from the outside world so i didnt think i was going to tell them who won the election. But the producers came to me and break the news to them. Im like, were breaking that fourth wall. Theyre not supposed to have outside information of the outside world. But then i thought what a moment, okay. Im going to go so i go in, hello houseguests, the whole thing. And the drumup. Im like how many people raise your hand if you think Hillary Clinton won the election . And i think everybody but one i think there were eight people left raised their hands. And im like, oh, this is going to be a good reaction. And i laid it out there. And it was so interesting to see everyone, a, jaws dropped. And then, b, they all looked around at each other like oh. Are they going to judge me if my jaw is open. Because you know, politics, once you say how you feel about any issue or any candidate, you automatically pissed off half the country. So they were like. Oh. Because they know the cameras are on. It was fascinating to watch. Stephen so let me get this straight when youre in the big brother house you have no idea whats going on in the news on a daytoday basis . Zero. Stephen if things keep going the way they are, are there any openings . Because im in. Im so in. applause thank you for being here. 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You know my next guest from veep where he plays the second mostincompetent press secretary on television. Whoa, mike, what happened . You look like the business end of a baboon. My ear tops burned the worst, too. But theyre starting to peel so they wont be as red be as red. When i talk i hear my skin crunch. Are you sure you want to go out on a limb. They say guitars are good at inserting themselves. You got that right. He is red. Stephen please welcome matt walsh. The threepiece suit. So distinguished. Thank you. Stephen fantastic. cheers and applause . Thank you stephen isnt that nice . Heaven, right . God is there. Stephen nice to see you again. Nice to see you, stephen. Stephen i want to thank you and everybody on that show, because this past weekend, sick as a dog, laid out o shivering under blankets and because its my birthday weekend, my wife said, you can watch anything ultimate. For three days, i watched every show of veep. It didnt heel you, did it . Stephen no. It might have made you sickir. Stephen it might have. Im going to pretend for purposes of our interview its a cbs property. Its the best show on television. Its the best show on cbs, veep. This show is pretty good. I get all my news from this show. Stephen im so sorry. Thats a terrible idea. Were not supposed to get our news here . Stephen no, i get my news from veep because its a happier view of american government. It is, isnt it . Its escapism. Stephen you must feel when you do this, we cant possibly be portraying something worse than our present government. Or rather, you must feel like, our present government must be better than this. But it doesnt feel like it is. Well see what happens next year. We dont have to deal with her being president , but next year anything might happen. Stephen she might run again . Im saying if we have to go back into the white house. Stephen are you to run again to get back into the white house. I dont want to teach you everything about the constitution during this conversation. Im saying everything that happens in politics, not necessarily if shes president , but because its such a garbage place right now, anything is possible next year. Stephen uhhuh. Thats all im saying. Stephen dumpster fire. Im not saying shes going to be president again. Im making sure you understand that. Stephen this is not a spoiler. Not a spoiler at all. Im going to get in trouble. Stephen im going to say you just did. Im going to be in trouble. Stephen next year she is president. I didnt say that stephen season to season you dont know where you guys are going. No. Stephen do you know from episode to episode . We get scripts a few weeks in advance. We get a rough outline. This year we knew we were going to explore stephen the library. The library, foundations, monitoring elections. There are tropes in that world, so they found that interesting. Next year i dont know what is going to happen. Stephen how much is improvised . We use improv in the rehearsal process. We take the scripts and read them and if there are scenes that arent working we workshop them. But its not an improvised show in any way. 95 of it is all written. Stephen but i know you started through improvivation. In the group upright citizens brigade. I grew up watching you on second city stage. Stephen thats right purpose we were both in chicago at the same time. You were like a senior when i was a freshman in chicago. You were a big deal when i started. Stephen thats a way of saying youre younger than i am. By one year maybe. Stephen how old are you . 52. Stephen one year. Thats what i said. Stephen improv has simple rules agree. Less than. Stephen did that get you in trouble . It got me in the trouble back in the day . It improvisers think they dont have to plan anything. I went to a wedding. A good friend was getting married, i had a gift and a suit which was a big deal. There was music, mexican music, and there were mexican people, and my buddy wasnt mexican and i called my roommate and said, you can check the thing on the refrigerator . And he said, the wedding is next week, youre an idiot. I went to the bar and made friends. The improv gave me free drinks but made me too early for the wedding. Stephen no one noticed . They were nice. I talked to a few people stephen did you tell them . I did. I talked to one guy and he said, stick around. Have a drink. He was very friendly. Stephen thats a really great way to crash a wedding and not get in trouble gee, i had a legit gift. It wasnt a con. Stephen did you give them the gift . I couldnt. Because i didnt have money to buy one for the next week. I should have. If i was a class act, i should have said, you know what . For the drink, heres a make really any money. Zero dollar s. Stephen sometimes youll split the house or Something Like that, maybe if youre lucky. What did you do for scratch . What did you do to keep yourself alive . Worst job i ever had was singing telegrams and i got so bored with it stephen singing telegrams . You would go door to door and bring a balloon. Its called balloony tunes. I just plugged it. You single a song in a crazy costume. Stephen you just said you plugged it. You owe them. Ill give you 20 if they still exist. I bet they dont. You show up as zoro the kissing bandit, or cupid, or Ninja Turtles were popular. I was so bored i brought friends. I had one gig where i was supposed to be donatello and we made a fake hero out of my friend and crazy zoro stephen adam mckay. Adam mckay. I called him mogar. We got in. We had a fake battle, i win as michelangelo and sent him out to i said all we have to do is fight, ill send you to get balloons, sing happy birthday dear tony and we leave. We go happy birthday to you and i realized i forgot the kids name. We get to the name and i was silent and adam goes dear tony and it wasnt tone gle we have to go. Can i ask you one thing . Whats happening here . Whats in this photo . Whats here . Oh, you found that. Stephen someone i paid someone to found this. That is called nba 2 k. I play an assistant coach. When you play that game, on your way to the pros, you get to meet me and i say things like, come on, kid. There are a lot of agents out there. Light it up show them what you got applause i do a lot of that motion where youre sort of stephen thats one of my favorite things. Yeah. Stephen thats one of my favorite things about video games. I dont like playing video games but i like the buffering motion. Do you want to do it with me. When were not you do this. This is one of my favorite things with bvideo games. Buckle the knee a little bit. Stephen keeping the hands loose all the time. Yup. Stephen well, matt, thanks so much for being here. Veep airs sundays on hbo. Matt walsh, everybody. Well be right back with david ortiz. applause weve been a symbol of the future, a standard, a star. 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Ralph northam. Army doctor during the gulf war. Progressive democrat. In the senate, he passed the smoking ban in restaurants, stopped the transvaginal ultrasound antichoice law, and stood up to the nra. As lieutenant governor, dr. Northam is fighting to expand access to affordable healthcare. Ralph northam believes in making progress every day. And he wont let donald trump stop us. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody. Welcome back. My next guest is a 10time major league allstar and threetime world series champion. You know him as big papi. Please welcome david ortiz applause stephen now,n like that from a new york city crowd . laughter my last game. Stephen oh, okay all right, all right. Now, jeters number just got retired. Number 2 just got put up to the rafters. applause are you a jeter fan or is he the enemy . Heres a shot of the two of you together. He still is the face of m. L. B. Hes that kind of guy. Stephen how did you get the name big papi . Well, you dont want to know. Stephen i do, i do want to know . You really want to know. Stephen thats why i asked the question, big papi . So i meet so many people every day, its hard for me to keep up with their names. So i use papi people. Stephen what . I call you papi. Hey, papi. And they start papi me back. laughter . Stephen so you just called so many people papi, they called you papi back. Yes, payback. Stephen so big papi was because you couldnt remember anybodys name . Nobodys name. laughter not even my teammate s. Stephen thats too bad. Thats too bad. Well, now it is stuck forever. You have a book here papi my story. Congratulations. applause so how is retirement going so far . What are you doing to keep fit now that youre not on the field every day . Well, you know,. My wife dont go to the supermarket much. laughter so you know youve got to eat whatever is on the table boom stephen you can explain, by any chance, whats happening here . laughter who is that woman . And does your wife know . laughter retirement rookie john hancock. Stephen what . Retirement rookie . Im a rookie retiree. I just retired, im a rookie. And im doing a lot of things for john hancock. Stephen the insurance . Yes. Stephen ca are you doing aqa aerobics . Can you give me idea for doing things. Stephen things to do . Yeah. Stephen do you have hobbies . Not really . Stephen wood working. Give me some ideas. Stephen stamp collec . Are there other sports you want do you like take up surfing or Something Like that . What does your wife like to do . Do what she likes to do. Garden. Walk the dogs . Stephen sure, why not. Soul cycle. Stephen thats a cult. Thats a cult. Be careful. Now, you grew up in the dominican republic, but boston has become more than just where you work. Boston has become your home. Here are you, this is your image mowed into the field at fenway. Okay. Theres a bridge. Theres a street. Theres an airport gate at logan named after you. People can fly into big papi now. laughter how does that how does that feel . What does boston mean to you after all these years . Its my everything, man. Boston has been so unbelievable to me. I never respect that much, but once it happened, welcome to my airport. laughter about having these guys do your lawn . You thought about having these guys come by and do your lawn . That was awesome, right . I was surprised myself. Stephen yeah. Thats a lot of work. Stephen and the speech you gave at fenway after the tragic bombings at the Boston Marathon years ago. Was that planned, what you were going to say . Did you know you were going to go up to speak . You absolutely just lit up the entire park. You spoke right from the heart. And do you remember what you said . Not really. laughter . Stephen you said, this is our bleep city. Nobodys going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong. I got away with it, huh . Stephen you got away with that. cheers and applause can you hook the brother up . I got to. Stephen now, heres the thing like this picture right here, look at this image right there. Thats a nice guy. Thats a nice guy. You look like a nice guy. But when youre facing a pitcher, this is not the face you give the pitcher. You have a mean face when youre at that plate. Can you can you show me the difference between the face you show your friends and the face you show a pitcher . Imagine that camera right over there. Yeah. That one, number three, right there with the light on. Okay. laughter cheers and applause stephen i wouldnt want to face it. Nice to meet you. Thank you, you too. Stephen papi my story is available now. David ortiz, everybody. Well be right back. applause in my future, im twice as likely to have a stroke. Im at higher risk for depression. I have a 65 higher chance of developing diabetes. No matter who we are, these diseases can be managed or prevented when caught early on. 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