No, no, dude. You dont just take one persons story and then add a couple things and call it yours luckily, with the money i made selling the movie rights to my book, ill be okay. You sold the movie rights . To who . James cameron. Go look. The movie came out already. They cant do that im student body president oh, god damn it son of a bitch ideastealing assholes you sons a bitches dances with smurfs was my idea my idea [grunting loudly] you cant just take dances with smurfs and call it Something Else [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] dude, what happened . Youre not doing the morning announcements anymore . No, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president cant also be the morning announcement reader oh, well. At least as president , you can run the school the way you want. I cant do jack i went to my First Student Council Meeting all we did was talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance Student Council is retarded [chime sounding] the sun
No, no, dude. You dont just take one persons story and then add a couple things and call it yours luckily, with the money i made selling the movie rights to my book, ill be okay. You sold the movie rights . To who . James cameron. Go look. The movie came out already. They cant do that im student body president oh, god damn it son of a bitch ideastealing assholes you sons a bitches dances with smurfs was my idea my idea [grunting loudly] you cant just take dances with smurfs and call it Something Else [grunting loudly] [school bell rings] [groans] dude, what happened . Youre not doing the morning announcements anymore . No, because it turns out that by rule, the student body president cant also be the morning announcement reader oh, well. At least as president , you can run the school the way you want. I cant do jack i went to my First Student Council Meeting all we did was talk about what colors to make the stupid Sadie Hawkins dance Student Council is retarded [chime sounding] the sun
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[groaning] [screams] aaaaahhh aaah aaaah [wailing] [groans] dude. Get outta here, you piece a gahbage you wanna smush . Go creepin somewheres else snooki get the smush in the youre gahbage you know that . Youre cabbage bah bah bah bah bah bah bah snooki bah bah bah you got cabbage in ya muff [gibberish] you got cabbage in your [bleep] muff [gibberish] [punch] [whimpering] [glass shatters] [sniffling] thank you, kyle. [gunshot] thats the last of it were out of ammo then weve got to start falling back to utah whats the point . Cant you see its over . [airplane engines roaring] who is that . Its alqaeda [cheering] [rockets screeching] [explosion] [explosion] give em hell, alqaeda [cheering] on a cold october night, a small town in colorado stood up to new jersey and finally said, go away. Our fortitude was the inspiration for others, and now new jersey is slowly receding back to the desolate land from whence it came. Our country is getting back to normal. And we owe it all to osama bin la
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 604 British Columbia steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh oh, wow thats what im talking about. Looking good hot crowd hot hot crowd tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. Youre here [ cheers and applause ] thats what its all about. Heres what people are talking about, everybody. Heres what people are theyre talking about. Its being reported that donald trump doesnt like shaking hands with people. [ laughter ] and even called it barbaric. [ light laughter ] although take a look at this. I think maybe he just doesnt know how to shake hands. Watch this. What . No. Oh, there you go. [ laughter and applause ] its like Michelle Obama said, when they go low, you go, too slow. [ laughter and applause ] of course, people are talking about the inauguration coming up and all the protestors. Well, get this. Donald Trumps Inaugural Committee is actually encouraging prote