harris, booker, castro, yang, gabbard, maynard and hartley. and the last two names i made up, but did you notice? no. because there are too many people. the candidates, i have to say, they really came out swinging tonight. no punches were pulled. here we go! oh! gehrig goes in there punching. this is not a good scene at all. jimmy: i think we have the wrong clip. that was not the debate. [ laughter ] that was from the reds and pirates last night. let s look at it again in slow motion. because you can see from the other angle it looked like he connected, but not exactly the ufc from this one. watch the police officer here, because he s just like uh, not, nothing to see here. [ applause ] go back to your seats. get me a pretzel. back to cnn. cnn had ten candidates last night and another ten to talk to tonight. that is not a group of h&r block employees here to help you with your w-9. those are the liberal hopefuls. it was a serious debate that got intense at times. but th
jimmy: thank you very muc looking good looking good out there that s great welcome to the tonight show. give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic presidential nomination has barely started, and it s already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, bernie sanders and joe biden were like, hey, who s the new kid? [ laughter and applause that s right we could have a 76-year-old, a a 77-year-old, and an 88-year-old running for president. [ light laughter ] i can t wait for the debates i mean, who wouldn t be pumped about the possibility of listening to a three-hour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldn t be running for president. they should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] that s - that s wha
voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. you want to see me, ma am? we need to give the american voters what they want. selina meyer. no. yes. but no. i m in like an unpopular minority that they can blame for all their problems. very hitleresque, ma am. yeah, but he had better people working for him. stop! i beg you, stop! who in the intergalactic (bleep) are you? my name is stephen colbert and i come from another dimension. the things that you are doing on this earth then happen in my world over and over again. okay, this is insane. listen: foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. election interference. a completely moronic press secretary. completely moronic member of the press. how about anti-daylight savings time laws. daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. you are killing my world! ugh! oh, i know you. you are the guy with that show. the cocoa report. no, i don t do that
ealthcare for all. makes more sense. we need to capture the voters imagination, not lure them into a turkish embassy. we need to give the american voters what they want. selina meyer. no. yes. but no. i m going to make an unpopular minority they can blame for all their problems. very hitleresque, ma am. yeah, but he had better people working for him. stop! i beg you, stop! who in the intergalactic (bleep) are you? my name is stephen colbert and i come from another dimension. the things that you are doing on this earth happened in my world over and over again. this is insane. foul mouthed president who tweets like a child, blaming everything on the chinese. a completely moronic press secretary. completely moronic member of the press. anti-daylight saving time laws. daylight saving. 700 measles cases and rising. you are killing me world! uh. you are the guy with the cocoa report. no, that was a self-involved character. i now host the late show on the
nearly brought the subpoeper heo tears. you made me cry. this is entertainment tonight. hello everyone. we are continue to stay in front of the jussie. the charges were dropped, but the twists and turns keep coming. jussie s back in l.a., but not expected to attend tomorrow night s naacp image awards. he s probably not in a celebratory mood. the city of chicago is demanding he pay more than $130,000 to recoup investigation costs. can the city sue him? the city spent money to uncover what the grand jury discovered. on wgn radio chicago mayor rahm emanuel stopped short of saying whether he would actually sue jussie. we obtained a copy of the bill sent to smollett claiming, quote, you orchestrated your own attack. the letter says jussie has seven days to pay or authorities may prosecute smollett for making a false statement to the city. the question reasonable and kelly justifiable amount is about 30 grand more than what jussie reportedly recently made per episod