Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. Oh, new angle. Check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. Hey, hey, hey oh, my god that hurts. And then more people jumped in to defend the guy and it turned into quite the melee or what the irish call, friday night. But its what the rest of us might call just plain good tv which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one.
Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them cover and yes there is a second part, to forget about the hunter and joe show. Make news to conceal the real news. Yes, the doj and jack smith apparently believe that trumps Thought Crimes are more insidious than the International Racketeering gang known as the biden clan. Instead they chase Thought Crimes and if Thought Crimes were fromable we would all be screwed. Kat would be on death row complaining about wearing orange. But, see, we dont do Thought Crimes in this country. This isnt canada. T
Indictment so lame and overtly political that its guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. Theres less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behars trash can. Stelter has a better chance of winning a wet tshirt contest. Dont Bother Reading it i can summit up for you. Donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. Oh, you thought there would be more . Sorry, these are democrats, they dont have to work hard when the media gives them cover and yes there is a second part, to forget about the hunter and joe show. Make news to conceal the real news. Yes, the doj and jack smith apparently believe that trumps Thought Crimes are more insidious than the International Racketeering gang known as the biden clan. Instead they chase Thought Crimes and if Thought Crimes were fromable we would all be screwed. Kat would be on death row complaining about wearing orange. But, see, we dont do Thought Crimes in this country. This isnt canada. T
greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, it s time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were a gassed at the professional comedian, who makes fun at everybody, made fun of them. which seems strange not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still netflix employees staged a walkout. they demanded content warnings to protect their precious feelings when really they re the ones who should come with a content warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads, handle with care, we re [bleep]. [laughter] in other words, they acted just like the censors they claim c
light, like hem lock. more tastier like spring water near a train derailment. the company lost tons of money in the wake of the dylan mulvaney controversy where they gave us the first commemorative can featuring woman-face something that will no doubt be con telled in about 10 years. sails plummeting faster than hunter biden s pants in a porno theater. and we re seeing more boycotts than at kevin spacey s sleep away camp. it s okay. it s okay that i said that. just a joke. but to me this is wrong, because while i think it s good for a company to get a message from the public when they screw up, boycotts usually hurt the people making a living who weren t responsible for this mistake. of course, the left always loves a good boycott because they seek retribution for anyone having more fun than them, which is everyone. but we re different. we re fun. we re glad budweiser learned a lesson and we hope other companies will learn not to fall for a fad. but that s enough, right? well