Greg: i get it what can you do. Happy tuesday. Greg: harris is in the middle of a media blitz doing the view, 60 minutes howard stern in front of more old then brian stelter's boxers. Your appearance on 60 minutes so bad biden turned over in his grave. She then went on the views saying she wouldn't have done anything different than biden in the last four years except pick a better vp. When the secret service patted down joy behar they found a pound to of bratwurst and kielbasa. She turned 82 yesterday and celebrated by eating pinata of sardines. No candles because whoopi goldberg might have broke wind. Jimmy fallon revealed he had harris saved as my dry cleaner. I could use one of those says one man. I wonder what alias harris has for tim walls and hit her phone. For the next week shell help the president make the transition from the oval office to his new home by the way what the hell was she wearing yesterday. Obviously it's a jacket from the charles payne collection. And gemma pentz are now acceptable in the workplace according to one executive. Hillary clinton suggested prison for misinformation and once they are in prison cameras should be unplugged and guards should be drowsy. Scientists made bacteria that could eat plastic in a lab. Hearing that news nancy pelosi went in to hiding. Greg: heiress went to 60 minutes last night and it made sense for zero. Spoke to bill into his credit he asked tough questions. That's like giving a mailman credit for not stealing packages. She got grilled like a house kat in springfield, ohio. [ cheers and applause ] many hard questions and of course any question is hard for harris. Her iq is room temperature at best. If that room is a walkin freezer. But 60 minutes was happy to help her out. Listen to the preview clip they released before the full interview there. It seems prime minster benjamin netanyahu isn't listening. The work we've done has resulted in a number of movements in that region by israel that were very much prompted by her were a result of many things including our advocacy for what needs to happen in the region. Greg: what the. [ bleeps ] was that. Now she is the only presidential candidate in history who needs a translator even when speaking english. But get this after she got dragged online for that cbs helped her clean it up. Listen to what aired last night following the same question. It seems prime minister netanyahu isn't listening. We are not going to stop pursuing what is necessary for the united states to be clear but where we stand on the need for this war to end. Same question two different answers. The white house hasn't seen a cleanup like that since they had the blasted dean biden's seed cushions. Kind of a big deal but maybe she knows more about the economy. There's lots assigns the american economy is doing well better than most countries i think but the american people don't seem to be filling it. Groceries 25% higher and people are blaming you and joe biden for that. Are they wrong? we not have historic low unemployment in america among all groups of people we have an economy phrasing by all macroeconomic measures. Greg: by all macroeconomic measures such as inflation the sink he asked about. Eris wouldn't know a macroeconomic measure if it's laughter in the face. Don't get any ideas dug. But our price is still too high and does she know that? to your point prices are still too hot and i know that and we need to deal with it which is what part of my plan you mention groceries. Part of my plan is what we must do to bring down the price a groceries she said she would press congress pass a federal ban on price getting for food and groceries but details are yet to be defined her voice changed day did you hear that apparently her answer was so bad cbs made their own correspondent answer it in a voiceover. Economic plane would add 3 trillion to the federal debt. I hope he asks her how she will pay for that. So how do you pay for that? the economists who have reviewed my plan compared to my opponent determined may economic plan would strengthen america's economy and his would weaken it. My plan, bill if you don't mind. My plan is about saying when you invest in small businesses, you invest in the middle class and strengthen america's economy back the question is how you pay for it. We'll make sure the richest among us pay their fair share in taxes. We're dealing with the real world. When we talk with people in congress they know what i'm talking about. They are constituents know exactly what i talk about. Greg: x cost twice as much is what they did because the rich aren't paying enough taxes. Of those two things as much to do with each other as brian kilmeade and fan mail. Wow. Greg: what about her switching up positions like optimus prime doing yoga what does she have to say about that? the reason voters don't know you is because you've change position on this. So many people truly don't know what you believe or what you stand for and i know you've heard that. In the last four years i've been vice president of the united states. I've been traveling the country and the listening to folks and seeking what is possible in terms of common ground. I believe in building consensus and we are a diverse people. To geographically, regionally, where we are in our backgrounds and what the american people want is we have leaders who can build consensus. Greg: you changed your position on fracking, defunding the cops and the border because you traveled? greg: i'm going to thailand maybe then i will support mental playing women's sports. When she says building consensus she really just means lying. So how about her specialty on the border? there was a historic flood of undocumented immigrants coming across the border the first three years of your administration as a matter of fact arrivals could droop old from the last year a president trump. Was that a mistake to loosen the immigration policies as much as you did? it's a longstanding problem and solution from day one literally we've been offering solutions. What i was asking is was it a mistake the kind of allow that flood it to happen in the first place? the policies proposed to her about fixing a problem and not promoting one. But numbers did quadruple. Greg: quadrupled, a great you taught her a new word good job. She's going to be saying it all month and the whole thing was chopped up like a line of coke on the behind of one of hunter's exports. Still didn't make any sense but doesn't matter as the media blitz with a month left isn't meant to convince anyone. Harris is irrelevant. She could be anybody, she has anybody. The apparatus behind her is soaping you follow the media trickortreating and not paying attention to what's going on behind the scenes. Remember that peace that got biden into the white house at the alliance of leftwing activists in government and media who force changes in voting systems and the laws securing hundreds of millions in funding and recruited armies of poll workers and media companies suppressing stories like the hunter laptop that's nothing compared to now. Governor gavin newsom banned voter i. D. , wyeth not for fraud? couple that with its massive growth in numbers of migrants in swing states since 2021 and you see something is up and it's far worst than what the democrats awful candidate is. She sucks but that is a deflection from the set up in front of us. You have to ask why in god's name but they run something that bad if it mattered. They wouldn't so it doesn't. What matters is that you see what's really going on and it's another deep state shell game and they win if you pick a candidate with an empty skull. Let's welcome tonight's guest. Nothing is funny about his failed marriage or his act, comedian and writer jamie lissow. He could have a series on his wild theories. How tap! she's a professor in her second term esther, fox news contributor and bestselling author, kat timpf. And when his stomach growls, female lions get. Comedian, new york times best seller and former andy it nwa world have a champion and fox news contributor tyrus. Jamie is harris' visit to 60 minutes a bigger dumpster fire than your marriage? surprisingly yes. But watching it was somehow even longer. Spiel we did too many clips. No the interview, you guys to good. At that editing was horrible it was disgusting but they ran the whole hour interview and ran it through a filter. It was only 7 minutes long. The numbers are right there though. Groceries are like 30% higher and yes is 40% higher. Harris is also 30% higher than she was. Greg: she definitely is enjoying stuff. She's enjoying time when she shouldn't that's a sign when you're on something like you're having a good time but everybody's like bleakley what is she talking about. What did you make of this? greg i was raised in a middleclass household. I thought it was bad we had a braindead president. We've also got a braindead vice president? we are doomed. But if i was her eye would fire my team. Asap. And. She's not fit for she didn't have a brain, she's not natural. And it was the d&c i believe when she comes out on stage and everybody is clapping for her. A big ovation and she's like everybody calmed down. You're acting like a mom. It wasn't presidential for the moment all she had to do is come out and call him the crowd down. And it shows they're not prepared i'm terrified if she actually get selected. Greg: you should be. And once again we must ask the question what has she been up to for four years when she's getting worse? i resent the fact expected to answer the question in a way that makes sense. I have to make sure all my words go together and everything. Apparently she can just say whatever and they will paste something else in there. Arguably the job she wants is more influential than the one that i have. It's remarkable. It really is. And then know what has to do with all of this. And there were changes all the time was all over the place. It was truly remarkable to watch and don't know whether weren't more followup questions. Greg: how did cbs think nobody would notice they released a segment and they took it out? was hard to hear her listen the first time that they assumed they could sneak up by. Thank you for the question. We have a consensus of the messes we are trying to get out of. At that message is the consensus that is. . . Well if anything. If you take all the stereotypes about it one thing we do have is a rhythm. And we don't forget. [ bleeps ] photographic memory and the beat of a drum. She can you remember her own. [ bleeps ] when they asked her about the gun. She was like, yeah, i got a glock. And they were at their she was asked what kind and she said end. Those were invented by nervous white people around black people. Up next is the new york times insane for trashing trump's brain? [coughing] hi susan, honey? yea. I respect that, but that cough looks pretty bad. Try this robitussin honey. The real honey you love, plus the powerful cough relief you need. 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Where was the new york times when biden did those things. That's a good question. The failing new york times. We doing with the crisis in the carolinas and the new york times the same one that denied communism of castro the same new york times that stalin applauded after he murdered genocide millions of ukrainians and the same new york times and and there's nothing about the new york times can be trusted throughout the history and they are showing it now instead of and it with f ema not having money because they spent on illegal migrants. Where they talk about a fake story and he's obviously selfdeprecating making fun of himself and they think a joke is sign of dementia. To be fair didn't the new york times get rid of their comic book funny section so there's no sense of humor anymore there. Is doing well but president trump. Trust me if you have to watch for it. He would have the red tie a half tank shirt and saying these not the greatest washboards you've ever seen in your life. He can make fun of himself. And at your point on the biggest upset there is a major hurricane about to wipe out florida with tennessee everyone going through hard times and that's your front page. We know trump is a storyteller and he does ramble half of it he's joking around. Some of it was accurately he talks at a fourth grade level and it's like soandso talks eighthgrade and he probably does what they they messes that's what people like about him. People like listening to him talk any speaks in simple terms are like this and that. The funniest part of the article to me. And that something is done for a while is it associated with age. Some people who have known him for years say it is a departure from the past and guess who they quoted on that. Anthony scary muti. Greg: worse than anonymous. So long time donald trump associate. Long time? was there not a record how long he worked for him? 7 minutes. Is he disconnected from reality is you are to your marriage? not going that far and the wrong name of the city joe went all those different cities and it's bad journalism's. He's made some a mistakes he wears a diaper now. A bit biden remember what he drank for lunch. Like a different things. Look at tim about misspeaking he said he was friends with the school shooter. We didn't run with it and go he's friends with school shooters we said he clearly made a mistake and many other slip of the tongue and ten times that he was a different rank in the military which i looked it up he worked at the old navy. [ cheers and applause ] people make mistakes when time my exwife he actually yelled my name out in bed you have to forgive people. Greg: that's enough. Up next the queen of line sits down with swine. This stuff's perfect for fall, right? yep! it feeds your lawn now to strengthen roots all winter for a better lawn next spring. How do you know all of this? says it right there on the bag. 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Greg: shirt questions indeed. Hills pillsbury ditto boy. Roland. Welcome back to the next president of the united states. For those mispronouncing it once you also know how to say it. Like candidates are short for interviews. When was question when, if you become president. People are really about new leadership fixing problem's. [ cheers and applause ] we have martha vice president will me come back. Last time she got hot for a fake black person she was dating ted danson. I am tyrus and i approve that joke. Greg: a racist might say but then this happened. Would you do sunning differently than president biden during the past couple of years? there isn't a thing that comes to mind and i've been a part of most of the decisions and somebody just cut an ad for trump. Or a. Tyrus care to comment on the production from stelter? to be fair when he says sharpies talking about she is. Those questions stunk to high heaven. The amazing sonny holston had it to read that lazy question from a piece of paper. Like you could be that prepared say would you do anything different the last couple years. That was she had to to stop look and red and the answer there. It. It fit in terms of decisions deciding to decide on decisions. I could run for president like that. Greg: even when it's easy she won't even put the effort. Again it's an inappropriate casualness. Why don't you just step it up a little bit? i was so shocked she answered it that way that there's nothing she would do differently and in case there's questions for her to say by the way i was involved in all of it. But you're running as opposition that would've been so easy to just say there's so much i could change and they can't wait. It's not like they will ask you what would you do write? not like you will be pressed on specifics in the interview the way she was looking at her it was very hallmark a christmas channel. And brian stelter okay i can think of one way to defend to absurd that was he doesn't watch the view that's the explanation. They probably figure shirt questions because you wouldn't want to watch either view got tata segments out of there every day. This pays for my boat. That i do not have yet but i'm looking at boats, jamie, you live in one don't you? it's more like a canoe there tied to a post in the east river musket kind of rocky there right did you watch this and how did you feel? i can get the settlement till vision because i have a smart tv so i can get this on my television. If i could ask a favor request could you stop making us watch the view? feeling time i watch the view is when we talk about it. A cantlay she's 82 years old. She said more work done then dubai. Not getting on we were watching that i thought you guys edited it weird to make it cringe review like as i you made it like that. That's just awful actually walked out and i was on an airplane right so i walked out of that. Just so cringe were vn you make a great point kat. Why would you narrow yourself into this she an opportunity to actually say something had an opportunity in a warm atmosphere and she took a time to do absolutely nothing. Will what say you? honestly i don't have anything to say. First of all that question is a question you get asked at a job interview for mcdonald's.