Not the weight of the world, more like the weight of my uncut hair piling up on top my head. And, again, im on the fence cut it or grow it out to the length of James Spaders character steff mckee in the film, pretty in pink. Oh, man. I mean, to have that confidence, hand in pocket, leaning up against a red sports car one day. Who knows, one day lets get to the news. President trumps birthday was yesterday. So let me be the first to say happy 104th . After he was recorded uneasily walking down a ramp at the u. S academy over the weekend, President Trump defended himself on twitter and said he ran down the final stretch incline. But ill let you guys be the judge. Whoa is that President Trump or the flash . Slow down usain bolt thats not running, bud. Thats what you do when you realize someones holding the door for you and youre still a few steps away the Supreme Court ruled today that federal law forbids job discrimination on the basis of Sexual Orientation or transgender status now the
Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an intervie
On what was maybe im watching too much cable news. Was another fascinating day at the white house. The white house began enforcing ban on smart phones and other personal communications did devices for staffers and guests. From now on you have to check your phone at the white house ex even youre working all day. Guess they are worried people might use their phones to find out which painting they resemble. They are doing this to cut down on the information leaking to the press. You know the stories they say are fake, they dont want those leaking out because theyre not. The cellphone ban is in effect. Will remain indefinitely. Which is tough earlier the white house was gathers around a roeltry rotary phone. Very sad. The only white house staffer who didnt surrender his phone, donald j. Trump the one person who really should have the phone taken away from him [ cheers and applause ] it was a bigs day for president trump. An exciting day. The live results show for his annual checkup. This i
On what was maybe im watching too much cable news. Was another fascinating day at the white house. The white house began enforcing ban on smart phones and other personal communications did devices for staffers and guests. From now on you have to check your phone at the white house ex even youre working all day. Guess they are worried people might use their phones to find out which painting they resemble. They are doing this to cut down on the information leaking to the press. You know the stories they say are fake, they dont want those leaking out because theyre not. The cellphone ban is in effect. Will remain indefinitely. Which is tough earlier the white house was gathers around a roeltry rotary phone. Very sad. The only white house staffer who didnt surrender his phone, donald j. Trump the one person who really should have the phone taken away from him [ cheers and applause ] it was a bigs day for president trump. An exciting day. The live results show for his annual checkup. This i
With the top down, playing a harmonica as a do when i drive. [ laughter ] and i pull up, im driving, i pull up to stoplight and im noodling away and cop on a motorcycle behind me screams, put that down right now startled me. I go my harmonica. He goes put it down. Both hands on the wheel. I go really . He goes really. And he roars off. And i immediately went right back to playing the harmonica. But listen i know youre the police but theres no reason to scream, its rude. Who knew it was illegal to play a marmol harmonica while youre driving. Anyway, the point is i drove to work with the top down. Thats how warm it was this winter storm inga is wiping her body all over everybody across the country, the safest thing to do is can stay in and eat swedish meet balls. This is roads in georgia. Captured by a motorist who didnt have both hands on the wheel. See him sliding . Got to be careful on this ice. Everybodys sliding. Got a 4 by 4, that ford. Its so cold out here. [ laughter ] shaq annou