Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an interview today that he hopes President Trump will stop tweeting about Justice Department criminal cases like that of former adviser roger stone because it makes it impossible for him to do his job. And then trump immediately tweeted, you mean your job of covering up my crimes, is that what you mean . [ light laughter ] major Pete Buttigieg was caught on video attempting to do the raise the roof dance at a Campaign Event lets see a few seconds of that. Go, pete weve got this [ cheers ] seth that does not look like a raise the roof that looks like the way you answer the door when someone has a gun in your back no, everythings fine, carol, just come back later, okay yes. According to a new report, senator Bernie Sanders has had more fundraising success with latino voters than any other candidate. But once they hear Mike Bloomberg speak spanish, that wont change. [ laughter ] tomorrow is valentines day, which means the only cards duane reade has left are to my daughters hot friend [ laughter ] got to get in there earlier in the week, everybody. The los angeles chapter of the American Federation of musicians yesterday endorsed senator Bernie Sanders for president , while biden was endorsed by the slide whistle union. [ slide whistle [ light laughter ] today [ applause ] today was International Condom day, in case you were wondering why today felt good but not, like, as good as it could have [ laughter ] like, im so glad we had the day. [ laughter ] according to a new study, dairy cows experience a phase in their development that is similar to puberty. Said teenage cows, moo. [ laughter ] and finally [ laughter ] and finally, nascar and verizon announced a deal today to upgrade Wireless Connectivity at 12 racetracks, so nascar drivers can now finally use google maps. Keep turning left keep turning left. Keep turning left. [ cheers and applause seth we have a great show for you tonight. They are two legendary actors and comedians who star together in the new film downhill in theaters this friday, Julia Louisdreyfus and will ferrell [ cheers and applause well also be joined by the writers and directors of downhill, nat faxon and jim rash are here tonight. [ cheers and applause and we have music from Grammy Nominated singer songwriter, cam is here, you guys. [ cheers and applause we have great show for you tonight. Before we get to all of that, President Trump and his attorney general are turning the Justice Department into a political weapon to protect trumps friends and punish his enemies and now trumps exchief of staff is speaking out. For more on this its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth you might remember that in order to justify their vote to acquit trump in his impeachment trial, several republican senators tried to reassure us that impeachment would be a teachable moment for trump, that he would change his behavior and that he had learned his lesson enduring an impeachment is something that nobody should like, even the president said he didnt want that on his resume i dont blame him. So if a call like that gets you an impeachment, i would think you would think twice before he did it again i think that he knows now that if he is trying to do certain things, whether its ferreting out corruption there, in afghanistan, whatever it is, he needs to go through the proper channels. Are you confident that the president wont seek foreign assistance again i believe that the president has learned from this case the president has been impeached. Thats a pretty big lesson seth you think hes learned his lesson hes 73 years old and he hasnt even learned how to properly apply bronzer all the way to the top of his face. I mean [ applause ] for real tom hanks spent more time putting makeup on wilson [ laughter ] and sure enough, within days of being acquitted, trump began a campaign of exacting revenge on impeachment witnesses and proving that he had not learned his lesson as was obvious to all of us. For example, he vindictively fired Lieutenant ColonelAlexander Vindman, a key impeachment witness who received a purple heart for his service in iraq. It was an obvious act of petty revenge. And yet, trump defended his firing of vindman this week by once again insisting that the Impeachable Offense he committed, his phone call with the president of ukraine, was actually perfect i obviously wasnt happy with the job he did first of all, he reported a false call that wasnt what was said on the call what was said on the call was totally appropriate. And i call it a perfect call i always will call it a perfect call seth it was a perfect call, as perfect as my spray tan [ laughter ] applied evenly to every part of my face so that i definitely do not look like an overcooked ham with googly eyes. [ light laughter ] so now that trump is once again abusing his power, the republicans who said he learned his lesson are silent. But there was one republican who suddenly decided to speak up at a paid speech yesterday. And thats trumps former chief of staff john kelly. Now, kelly never spoke up when he was trumps chief of staff during some of trumps worst abuses and lowest moments. But now that hes getting paid to give speeches, john kelly seems to have grown a conscience and now hes suddenly criticizing trump. Former white house chief of staff john kelly sounding off on President Trump, as the atlantic reports, the retired general explained tinhe clearest terms yet his misgivings with trumps behavior regarding north korea, immigration, and ukraine speaking last night at drew university, kelly said that Lieutenant ColonelAlexander Vindman was simply following the training hed received as a soldier. Kelly added, we teach them, dont follow an illegal order. If youre ever given one, youll raise it with whoever gives it to you and then you tell your boss. Seth hey, man, im going to say the same thing to you that i say about the president s spray tan, too little, too late. [ light laughter ] and then after those comments went public, kelly was rewarded for his belated truth telling. The way anyone who turns on trump is rewarded, with a nasty personal attack on twitter trump tweeted, when i terminated john kelly, which i couldnt do fast enough, he knew full well that he was way over his head, being chief of staff just wasnt for him. He came in with a bang, went out with a whimper but like so many xs, he misses the action. Im sorry, do you mean the word, exes its not just spelled with the letter x. When you say x, people tend to think of the xmen what xman would john kelly be the one who waits a month after magneto destroys the city and then says, we should have done something. [ light laughter ] so now trump is in a dumb feud with one of his former chiefs of staff. Meanwhile, were learning strange and new details about his relationship with another one of his former chiefs of staff, Reince Priebus. And one particular very dumb obsession trump had with priebus. Now as we all know, donald trump is not a wellread man but its still fascinating to find out the things that hes curious about. And this week we learned one of the strangest, dumbest things about trump yet and it requires a bit of explanation priebus was trumps first chief of staff and he was from wisconsin, which you may know is referred to as the badger state. And according to a new book by the Trump Administration called, sinking in the swamp, trump was obsessed with badgers and he kept asking priebus questions about badgers. Even in situations where it wasnt appropriate these are real highlights from the book when Reince Priebus was the white house chief of staff, President Donald Trump repeatedly asked him whether badgers, the state animal of priebus home state of wisconsin, are mean to people. How they work . And how aggressive they can get. Are they mean to people . Trump at least twice asked priebus in the opening months of his presidency, or are they friendly creatures trump also wanted to know if the badger had a personality or if it was boring. What kind of damage could a badger do to a person with its flashy, sharp claws. Oh, my god, trump is obsessed with badgers hes probably curious because he can relate to the badger i mean, look at him. He looks like a mama badger fending off a hoard of coyotes [ applause ] i mean, theres so many questions about this first of all, trump wants to know how badgers work, like, what does he mean by work . Does he mean do they have hearts that pump blood to the rest of their bodies or does he mean do badgers have jobs . So what do these badgers do for a living do they build dams like beavers . You know, because im in real estate, too. [ light laughter ] seriously, think about how insane this is the president of the United States has shown more genuine curiosity about badgers and how they work than literally any other subject in his portfolio hes 70 going on seven was he asked for environmental reasons or for his second grade essay project . This summer, i learned how badgers work and if they are mean to people they have personalities and are not boring and stupid like my ex, john kelly. [ applause ] in fact, according to the book, trump showed more genuine curiosity about badgers than actual policy issues for example, just this week he intervened directly into the criminal case of one of his cronies, roger stone, seen here dressed like a bond villain, who instead of petting a white cat pets a wisconsin badger. [ laughter ] stone was convicted of lying to congress and witness tampering to help cover up the russia conspiracy as part of Robert Muellers investigation prosecutors originally recommended up to nine years in jail but then trump whined about how unfair it was on twitter and his Justice Department led by attorney general bill barr intervened to change it to a much more lenient sentence and yesterday trump celebrated that move claiming no one could even specify what stone was guilty of. I want to thank the Justice Department for seeing this horrible thing they saw the horribleness of a nineyear sentence for doing nothing. Nine years for doing something that nobody even can define what he did seth just because you cant define it doesnt mean nobody can define it. I mean, you can ask your lawyer, he should at least be able to look it up i mean, hes always showing us his phone. Boss, again, i googled witness tampering, and it says right here, apply ointment as necessary, then use a cooling pad oh, sorry, wrong tab i also googled, what to do when you sit on your own balls. [ light laughter ] whats clear here is that trump and barr are turning the Justice Department into a tool for trumps personal political benefit. In fact, barr is taking control of cases that are of personal interest to trump and is reportedly even made himself into trumps personal defender barr describing an expansive new profile in the new yorker attempting to maximize executive power and, quote, like no attorney general since the watergate era, he has acted as the president s political sword and shield. Seth thats right, barr is now trumps sword and shield, which is true metaphorically but you know trump would also love a literal sword and shield. Im surprised that they dont just let him walk around the white house with a sword from Medieval Times and a burger king crown. So he can yell, where are you, badgers . Dont try to charm me with your winning personality. And if it seems to you like barr is acting more like trumps personal defense attorney than the attorney general of the United States, just remember at his confirmation hearing last year, barr revealed that he literally did interview to become trumps defense attorney during the Mueller Investigation before trump appointed him attorney general it was a very brief meeting where essentially the president wanted to know yeah, he said, oh, you know bob mueller, how well do you know bob mueller i told him how well i knew bob mueller and he was interested in that, wanted to know what i thought about muellers integrity and so forth and so on. So he asked me for my phone number i gave it to him and i never heard from him again seth i mean, i know why he never called you, he was probably distracted by some dumb thought about animals that had nothing to do with what you were talking about. Trump was probably sitting there while you were talking thinking to himself, i wonder which animals are nice and which ones are mean [ light laughter ] i bet squirrels are nice and pigeons are mean elephants are nice, bobcats are mean [ light laughter ] groundhogs are neutral, no one ever had a problem with groundhogs oh, and penguins are fancy because they wear tuxedos. [ light laughter ] so an imbecile president is only interested in his own selfpreservation, whos turning the Justice Department into a political weapon for his own benefit, trump keeps digging himself deeper and deeper much like trumps great friend, the majestic badger. Whose mating call echoes throughout the forests of wisconsin and i imagine if trump were to hear that call, he might Say Something like i call it a perfect call. I always will call it a perfect call [ light laughter ] seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Julia Louisdreyfus and will ferrell, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Ever since we moved here, ive been noticing it. I think the house is changing him. [ gasps ] up and at em . Into his father. [ eerie music plays ] is it scary . [ gasps ] its in eco mode. So dont touch it. Mmhmm. I cant stop this from swinging. Must be a draft in here. But he did save a bunch of money bundling our home and auto with progressive. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Hello . Sorry, honey. [ telephone beeps ] butt dial. Sorry, sliced bread. Save 5 or more over other National Chains on delivered pizza. doorbell rings. pizza, pizza. Take dayquil severe with vicks vapocool. 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For more information, be sure to follow their instagram elijahwoodmusic elijah wood, everybody [ cheers and applause seth thanks for a great week thank you seth our first guests tonight are comedic legends, Julia Louisdreyfus and will ferrell they can both be seen next in downhill, which julia also produced and which is in theaters everywhere this friday. Lets take a look. How could i have possibly run away what . In ski boots. How is that possible can you run in ski boots wait, what . Zach, can you run in ski boots . I mean, its not recommended. Oh, fine. Clomp away walk briskly away. I mean no, you said run. Rosie, can you run in ski boots . Not very well boom exactly. Regardless, i wouldnt leave my family to die thats boom exactly. No, no, nor would i, and i didnt its just, she said, you did. Yeah, because he did. Seth please welcome back to the show Julia Louisdreyfus and will ferrell, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth how are you two [ cheers and applause i am so so happy to have you both back. Great seth and theres something i cant believe. Tell me what . Seth that you two have not met, not once, before this film. That is correct seth that is shocking. Didnt even run into each other, ever. Seth i know ive met both of you and im a clister compared to the two of you. Correct [ laughter ] seth how could i have met both of you . I dont know . I mean, its so bizarre cause we have actually tons of friends yeah. In common and im not counting you on that list. Seth no, of course [ light laughter ] but i i knew where you lived for the longest time [ laughter ] oh, really . Yeah. Oh, yeah how did you know where i lived . Seth now, how did you come about that well, i just sit in my car and i go, just ring the doorbell just do it [ laughter ] just do it [ laughter ] no, thats going to be weird seth yeah. Ill say. So that was, like, six years of that. Oh. [ laughter ] seth and now in the moment, was it when you had met for the first time, in all seriousness, was it did you immediately get on, or was it awkward to meet for the first time well seth having missed so many opportunities. First of all, i immediately recognized him from the guy outside my house in the car. Seth sure, right, right. [ laughter ] right yeah. But actually, no, we got along immediately. We had i felt almost immediately like wed known each other for decades, right yeah, absolutely. Seth thats very nice to have not have to put any of the work in of being a good friend right thats right. [ laughter ] seth its just like, jump in at the moment at the top level. Its totally like cheating on your test. Seth yeah, exactly [ laughter ] seth you presented at the oscars it was super funny yeah. Seth had you been youd been at an oscars before you presented . I presented before, sure. Yep. Seth and and i had not seth you had not umhmm. Seth what was the scene like for a firsttime person at the oscars well, i got to tell you something. First of all, i was really nervous for our thing, right yep and glad to get that over with and then, i was really enjoying the show. Seth yeah. So, i was like a tourist sitting there watching it and seeing everybody perform and et cetera, et cetera, and then i had this after the show, they have this governors ball, you know seth yeah. And so this nice guy came and got me and my husband to sort of escort us there and he took us up on the stage and as were going, the whole cast and producing team of parasite were still there theyre all hugging each other and everyones emptying out of the theater and i was like, oh, my god, theyre all here. So, i stood there, like, with the other photographers and started taking pictures of them. [ laughter ] and then as im doing that, one of the people who spoke absolutely no english, looks at me and he goes, veep, veep, veep, veep [ laughter ] so, yeah it was amazing, actually [ laughter ] yeah [ applause ] seth so, you, obviously, stayed to the bitter end how about you, will . Did you stay to the end . In the car, piece of pizza, beer, watching five minutes later. Seth wow yes seth so basically, walked off stage i live pretty close seth with julia and then just said, were gone i hung out with a group of people that i thought were the cast and crew of parasite. [ laughter ] right and we were just laughing and talking. [ laughter ] right and then i saw them on the tv and im like, get out of here get out of here [ laughter ] get out of my house [ laughter ] how did you get in here . So, that was weird [ laughter ] seth i do have to ask, because you mentioned you were nervous and i think and doing comedy at an awards show anytime it is like getting shot out of a cannon though well, ill say. Seth yeah. It really is. [ laughter ] the famous seth how do you deal with those faces . You do not look at them seth yeah. What ever you do. Do not look at them seth ive been at rodeos like that before totally seth biggest mistake you can make is, like, lower that eye gaze and then its, like and think youre killing it im in a sweet spot. Seth yeah. Im going to take a look and, its over. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] and then youre, like, my favorite actor of alltime not enjoying it. Not happy at all. Oh, i know. Totally. [ laughter ] seth a very sad face from my hero shaking your head [ laughter ] yeah seth so you i wanted to ask you. Yes seth theres sort of a very memorable Bathroom Scene in the film oh, yes seth and you actually posted a photo of this is austria. It is this is where we shot downhill. [ audience cheers woo yes [ laughter ] an austrian austria whoo seth this is an actual sign in austria it is, in fact. Seth this persons going to regret whooing. [ laughter ] those are things not to do in the bathroom youre going to have to zoom in on this seth yeah. Theres a little seth so, that thats a real weird one, like little fighter. Seth not like the crouch on the top there and then [ laughter ] and then that just seems, like, what do you yeah. Seth what do you think the message is there yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. Please do not give [ bleep ] in this bathroom. [ laughter ] and that is an actual sign its a real issue in austria. [ laughter ] she knows. Seth and she will know [ laughter ] she will attest to it. [ applause ] yeah. Yeah seth did you i mean, its beautiful. The you can see, i was really confused seth yeah. [ laughter ] cause i wasnt i had never heard of these rules before [ laughter ] and, anyway, i had to, like, rethink everything seth yeah. I dont think its confused, i think its, like, what your best laid plans are thrown out the window [ laughter ] and i find that confusing [ laughter ] right its wrecking. Seth yeah. Its ruining your life. Seth you have a whole day planned. Yeah. Seth its going to end in a bathroom in vienna yeah. Seth yeah. You did you get to explore . I mean, its such a beautiful place. Did you get around, will did you see other parts of well, i we got to ski. Seth yeah. Yes every weekend that we were out, which is incredible and we got to ski while we were filming too seth sure. Yeah. We did it all the time. I got lost in switzerland [ laughter ] seth okay, so [ laughter ] no joke, yeah seth but the films in austria, so the films in austria tell what happened. [ laughter ] but the one resort that we were in, the second resort we were in, called ischgl, shares the border and i theres was little signs, like, this way, switzerland. Im, like, lets do it. [ laughter ] so im by myself im skiing down. I was like, this is so lovely and, like, but i dont see a chair lift back at all [ laughter ] and i end up in a small town in switzerland. [ laughter ] gone for, like, three hours. [ laughter ] i have to figure out, like, a bus and a tram and you had no money. I had no money. [ laughter ] cause im not skiing with any and the swiss are nasty. [ laughter ] they are [ laughter ] to get cornered by a bunch of swiss, chanting at me. Seth bad people. Pelting me with rolex watches. [ laughter ] hard chocolate candies [ laughter ] seth so very it was harrowing. Seth yeah, it sounds harrowing. [ laughter ] and you made your way back i mean, i felt like a big boy. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] i quietly im on a bus, im like, do you know how to get back to ischgl . [ laughter ] yes, just follow us. [ laughter ] and so i followed this group of people seth did you have were you more worried about making it back or the fact youd be gone so long that the people in the film would notice . I was panicked because i would have to call production to come pick me up in switzerland [ laughter ] which, from where we were is like, a threehour drive seth yeah. So six hours round trip and then yeah. Seth yeah. They would be bummed and i would have committed resources that were needed elsewhere to picking me up. [ laughter ] seth who is the better skier of the two of you . Julia seth yeah. Ill just say it. All right [ laughter ] yeah. Ill own it ill own it. Shes very good however however, nat faxon, whos one of our two codirectors is the best skier hes the best seth okay. Okay. He is seth gotcha. Yeah. Seth and would the crew sort of say youre all equally good or was the crew honest well, if they were smart, they would seth yeah. Yeah. But you had to say that in front of the producer. Seth right yeah. But actually, the crew were we had the most amazing crew because a bunch of them had to ski, of course, to make this movie and ski backwards with cameras on their backs yeah. Seth oh, man so, i mean, the whole thing was just yeah. Seth that would bum me out if i was maybe just an okay skier trying to do my part yeah. Seth and thinking, like, over the course of the film, im getting a little bit better, but every time you go out, some guys skiing backwards with a camera and youre, like totally [ laughter ] seth im not good at this. At all. It does sharpen your focus, when youre skiing on camera yes and the guys skiing backwards, and having conversations and pulling focus. [ laughter ] pulling focus talking to you in an ear thing [ laughter ] and just, like, and youre like, okay, dont wreck. Dont wreck. [ laughter ] and, yeah, its seth were going to bring out the writers and directors, nat and jim, right after this. Oh, my god. Seth and were going to talk some more. Okay. Seth were gonna have a bunch of you out here together julia and will stick around dont go anywhere. Well be right back with the writer and director of downhill, nat faxon and jim rash [ cheers and applause im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, and my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem. Ahh no, come on. I saw you eating poop earlier. Hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. Whos the dummy now . Whoof whoof so get allstate where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. Sorry hes a baby fishrisotto. Buffalo. Buffalo Wild Wings gelato. Curry. Cacciatori. Chimichurri. Fried turkey. Blueberry. Mcflurry. mcdonalds cheese cake. Cheesecake Factory grilled steak. Clam bake. Milkshake. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. professor sthe product of sound pressure tand a component of the. [kazoo sounds] big freedia hold up, you all kazoo . Well get on up here. 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And its rolling out in cities across the country so people can experience speeds that ultra wideband can deliver. 1. 7 gigs here in houston. 1. 8 gigs here in frigid omaha. Almost 2 gigs here in los angeles. Thats outrageous its like an eightlane highway compared to a twolane dirt road. [sfx horn honk] [ cheers and applause seth welcome back to late night. We are now joined by nat faxon and jim rash theyre the writers and directors of downhill. [ cheers and applause thank you, gentlemen, for being on the show. So, you guys julia was the producer of this film first, and then she brought you on yeah. Seth this is a remake of a swedish film did you feel any added pressure, having to sort of adapt . I know youve adapted as screenwriters before, but maybe this is the first time from another film yeah, i mean, i think because its a beloved movie and we were already fans of it, so it feels like a very Herculean Task to take on. You know but i think force majeure, what was nice about it was, theres a playlike quality to it you know like, thats sort of the beating heart both for that and for downhill. And so, like a play, you move certain parts, different people play parts and plus we had americans going into austria, which is different than a swedish couple in europe so, yeah, and i mean, working with them was probably more intimidating seth yeah, i would imagine you know, im kind of floored. I got to be honest, the wind got knocked out of me when you said that nat was the best skier. And i thought to myself [ light laughter ] oh yeah, yeah like, jim, do you go out there, you dont go out there . But jim, take the high road. Go out there [ laughter ] seth very big of you we all thought, will he come out . [ talking over each other it was touch and go back there. You should see the dressing room seth oh, no. It is trashed will destroyed seth just tore it to pieces. Oh tore it to pieces. Cookies everywhere. Yes seth i do want to point out now, you also took a photo in the bathroom. I did cause i saw julias and then i said, i also have seth okay. Julia oh something i experienced seth and again, it does seem like a lot of stuff that just is taken for granted here yeah. Seth the austrians really want to spell out. Right [ laughter ] well, i do number two. Seth yeah. So i was, like very upset about seth youre a twoer, yeah yeah. [ laughter ] seth and have you done some julia wait a minute. Yeah, i do number two all the time yeah. And so when i got there, i was like, you got to be kidding me yeah. Will option number two seems so relaxing. Yes seth it does seem relaxing thats the way to do it thats the way i go to the bathroom seth thats the way, but it seems to me that theyre oh, sorry. It seems to me theyre saying thats the way to go yeah. Yes seth i think i think this is wrong its wrong. Together almost right. And then right very right. Seth oh, got it. Yeah. Julia ive tried this, but it doesnt quite work like that. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth yeah. No. No, you have to deal with some stuff seth the problem you also have to get excited as a man to make that happen julia no, i understand seth and then you got to stay excited thats the problem [ laughter ] yeah. Luckily, i had no problem here, so yeah. Seth yeah, oh thank you. Great. Yeah, thank you we didnt have that sign seth will, i heard that you noticed something about the beautiful ski slopes of austria will yes seth and then also switzerland thats a little bit different. Will yeah, the one thing i noticed, cause its some of the most breathtaking scenery you will ever, you know, be around however, when you get to the top of the gondola, usually this pristine snow is littered with cigarette butts. And people are just [ inhaling ] yeah. Will lets go. Yeah. Will chance of a lifetime. Honey, were here. [ inhaling ] yeah. [ laughter ] time to get my health on. Will yeah. [ inhaling ] so i was seth does that mean theyre smoking on the whole ride up the lift, do you think julia yes. Seth yeah. Will yeah, yeah, in the gondola. Seth right will and then they throw it down so it was just they were everywhere so i i started doing a bit that i didnt have to pay for cigarettes in austria cause i would just collect long bits [ laughter ] get at least two or three drags and i was saving so much money on my cigarette bills. Julia yes. Will and so that was a long time bit and it was capped off by i got all of them a wrap gift, in which i got beautiful julia these were incredible actually still have it will beautiful ring boxes. Julia gorgeous yeah. Will with cigarette butts in them yeah. [ laughter ] just one cigarette butt. Seth and did you, when you opened it, did you julia well, i mean, he presented this and i was like, oh my god, will has gone over the top. Yeah. Julia this is so touching. You know, id written him a card and stuff, but this is like a gorgeous piece of jewelry. And i open it, its a butt [ laughter ] it was kind of a bummer, actually will it was a little bit of a bummer you were so excited, though will i was so you were so excited will i god, i planned that thing out for like a month. Yeah. [ laughter ] will it was so fun seth just probably spent a lot of money on those ring boxes as well. Will yeah. Julia yeah seth so it was there was some cash outlay for a bit that it seems like didnt go that great will at least a thousand euros. [ laughter ] so yeah, you got those in switzerland. Yeah will i got taken i basically got taken seth you got taken pretty bad, yeah. Is ski etiquette any different over there julia yes. Yes julia yes. Very much so. Julia yes. We they crowd they crowd hard. Seth oh interesting. Yeah, whereas seth you think of it as a very polite place. I know, but julia and it is in many respects will still polite. Yeah. Julia yeah yeah. Its very polite, but they just have a very aggressive way of getting on the lift. Theres no you know, in the states its sort of like, well take three, a single now you know, you four go up there, its just an opening and then its just a massive crowd and people get so, like, their skis in between your skis and youre so tight. Seth yeah. Will and a lot of like this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hi. And youre just sort of, like [ laughter ] will with a neutral expression can i give you some room, sir . Can i give you a little . Will and then if you were to look back like, excuse me, theyre just like yeah. Yeah [ laughter ] yeah, you are not there yeah i would wait five hours to get on a lift just cause i would not be aggressive. Seth oh yeah [ laughter ] i would watch upwards of 20 people start back there, and be up, and over the mountain and back down by the time i got even close. Will in the austrians defense, it is their national sport. Yeah. Yeah. Will they are amazing skiers as a population of people. Julia yes. Seth we have we keep establishing theres one austrian just one austrian [ laughter ] will yeah, the one austrian. Seth yeah. Yeah. Really, really psyched for seth cause she wants to reestablish herself every time. Julia yes, of course seth you went to a spa julia oh, god. I did go to a spa. Seth yeah. Julia yes, and seth i feel like this is a thing people would say if you go to austria, you have to go to the spa. Yeah julia of course, absolutely. Theyve got a whole sauna life there and steam life, very sauna. Anyway, it was our first weekend there, and i thought, yeah, im going to go and relax. I had a down day so i go down, i walk into the sauna, ive got a towel, i take the towel off, i sit on the thing. The next thing i know, the door opens and two, i dont know, men in their 50s, 60s, quite overweight and talking a mile a minute in austrian, in german. They come in completely naked and i am so shocked. I just seth so you had no expectation of the coed steam room julia i didnt really understand that. And i just put my head down, prayed to jesus christ i didnt know them particularly well, and skedaddled [ laughter ] it was bad see, i had the same experience except i went in and i was the first one in julia yeah and then this man came in and laid down almost like as if his head was on my lap julia oh, dear and i was like i was tired and i just sort of sat there and was like, oh, i dont know whats happening and then after about ten minutes, he finally gets up and he goes, oh, hey nat. And it was our dp. [ laughter ] it was our cinematographer he was like, oh, i thought we had a great day out there. I got a lot of great shots. And i was like, we did get a lot of great shots danny. And then he wanted to talk about the days work ahead and i couldnt look anywhere it was incredibly awkward. Julia yeah seth one of your costars, zach woods, was here julia yes. Seth he was talking about one of the things about this film was you obviously spent a couple months in a resort, had to eat a lot of meals at the resort restaurant. Do you feel as though they were sad to see you go when the film was over not so much i dont know. Not so much. Julia right . Yeah. Julia i mean, they didnt we didnt get a particularly warm goodbye or anything. Yeah seth yeah. Did you get a warm welcome were they excited about american movie or was that not even that julia you know, not that much not certainly when we were using ski lifts and gondolas seth yeah, yeah. Yeah. Most people who go on vacation and pay a lot of money to go on vacation do not want to watch a holiday movie a hollywood movie shut down the ski lift to get you up there and we would have to do sort of, like, nascar sort of like change the cameras away fast, and so there would be a collection of skiers just collecting and collecting and then theyd start shouting stuff in german which most likely was not, like, we love movies. [ laughter ] take your time. Cant wait to see it. Julia oh will is this going to be a wide release yeah. Whats the plot . Seth and did you did you eat a lot of zach was saying there was some very weird service. Do you feel like, that the waiters were, i dont know, maybe a little brusque very. Yeah, i remember the women at the supermarket. Yes i dont know if anyone had that julia oh yes yes i remember that being a challenge because i you know, the first i was trying to i didnt go to the market you didnt go to the market no, no, but i remember you saying seth you went to switzerland, though. Yeah, so seth dont sell yourself short. We were actually upset that he came back [ laughter ] we were like, we did it. But he found his way back. So, you do what you can. But no, i remember you would go to the supermarket, and its a very fast paced and so what they do is, you put your stuff up, and you have to bag your own stuff, and so the women would quickly throw them down to the other, and if you werent ready theyd put a big wood block between you and the next people. So by the end i was like, im going to do this, im going to beat you im going to beat you. So i was bagging it so appropriately and then i i got some apples. This is a 20minute story. [ laughter ] i got some apples and then she starts getting very upset with me, and i wasnt understanding, but apparently i saw there was like, an apple box crate that had been ripped, and i had pulled some out of that and youre not supposed to rip it, youre supposed to buy all the apples seth got it. So i knew what she was saying i go, its okay its okay. I dont need it. I dont need it. No ones, sort of, helping translate anything thats happening. I say, just keep it, keep it, keep it. Finally she just says, take it. I think thats what shes saying to me. [ laughter ] will we love movies we love movies. Take your time. Take your time. Youre doing great im enjoying you and so, i put them in my thing and then this guy, one guy looks up and in his accent says, dont worry, they hate everybody. 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