Out jimnorton. Com for tour dates. Bridget will be on the road on her pound it tour. Check out tour dates at bridgeteverett. Net. Guys, were taking a break, so in the meantime, follow me nikkiglaser on instagram, glazeydays on snapchat, and listen to the not safe podcast. You guys get it. Heres your happy ending. Good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] kids, if you work hard in comedy, and you just persevere, you risk everything, you can wind up sleeping in the karaoke room of a strip club in vegas. Follow your dreams. [ cheers and applause ] trevor welcome bac welcome back to the coverage of the 2016 satirical games. Welcome roy wood, jr. What a game it has been. Weve seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. Who doesnt like watching the flicker go out in a young kids eyes. Jordan, whats that on your neck . Oh, this thing . laughter have you been doing the cupping therapy like the athletes . No, no. Last night my loneliness got the best of me and i had sex with a vacuum cl
Okay, letso go to trevor noah as he competes in the 30minute mens freestyle hosting sprint. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome to the daily show im your host trevor noah. Tonights guests from the hit Comedy Central show another period, Nikolai Patrushe nick e and Natasha Leggero, everybody cheers and applause trevor i know for most people the news every day is about this used condom filled with orange gatorade. But while thats going on, another competition is happening thats much more important to the rest of the world. The olympics where athletess push themselves to the limits while the rest of us sit at home on the couch judging them. Oh, i wouldnt have land like that, yeah. Your foot should always be straight. laughter and theres good news for the u. S. America won the first gold medal of the games. Ginny thrasher a rising softmore won the first gold medal more shootin
Softmore won the first gold medal more shooting. Trevor an american teenager won the first gold medal for shooting. Usually the news that starts with teen shooter doesnt usually end that well. Although americans winning for shooting is a little on the nose, like canada winning the gold medal for politely holding the door open for you. A little too obvious. The magic comes at the most unexpected moments. Egypt and italy playing beach volleyball. I dont know if you can guess which country is which con. Its like theyre playing strip volleyball and italy is getting their ass kicked. It is good to see good images comes out of brazil and the olympics. The public has been expecting a bleep show in the olympics. They have not disappointed. Australias coach pulled his swimmers from the pool after the water turned soupy. Trevor im sorry, the water turned soupy . Soupy is never a good word for anything, even for soup laughter thats not something you ever want to hear. Hows the chicken noodle toda
Headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome to the daily show im your host trevor noah. Tonights guests from the hit Comedy Central show another period, Nikolai Patrushe nick e and Natasha Leggero, everybody cheers and applause trevor i know for most people the news every day is about this used condom filled with orange gatorade. But while thats going on, another competition is happening thats much more important to the rest of the world. The olympics where athletess push themselves to the limits while the rest of us sit at home on the couch judging them. Oh, i wouldnt have land like that, yeah. Your foot should always be straight. laughter and theres good news for the u. S. America won the first gold medal of the games. Ginny thrasher a rising softmore won the first gold medal more shooting. Trevor an american teenager won the first gold medal for shooting. Usually the news that starts with teen shooter doesnt
U. S. America won the first gold medal of the games. Ginny thrasher a rising softmore won the first gold medal more shooting. Trevor an american teenager won the first gold medal for shooting. Usually the news that starts with teen shooter doesnt usually end that well. Although americans winning for shooting is a little on the nose, like canada winning the gold medal for politely holding the door open for you. A little too obvious. The magic comes at the most unexpected moments. Egypt and italy playing beach volleyball. I dont know if you can guess which country is which con. Its like theyre playing strip volleyball and italy is getting their ass kicked. It is good to see good images comes out of brazil and the olympics. The public has been expecting a bleep show in the olympics. They have not disappointed. Australias coach pulled his swimmers from the pool after the water turned soupy. Trevor im sorry, the water turned soupy . Soupy is never a good word for anything, even for soup lau