On what was maybe im watching too much cable news. Was another fascinating day at the white house. The white house began enforcing ban on smart phones and other personal communications did devices for staffers and guests. From now on you have to check your phone at the white house ex even youre working all day. Guess they are worried people might use their phones to find out which painting they resemble. They are doing this to cut down on the information leaking to the press. You know the stories they say are fake, they dont want those leaking out because theyre not. The cellphone ban is in effect. Will remain indefinitely. Which is tough earlier the white house was gathers around a roeltry rotary phone. Very sad. The only white house staffer who didnt surrender his phone, donald j. Trump the one person who really should have the phone taken away from him [ cheers and applause ] it was a bigs day for president trump. An exciting day. The live results show for his annual checkup. This is very unusual. Trumps doctor spoke to members of the press for about an hour today sharing the results of his First Physical since taking office. The doctor said the is examination went exceptionally well. Means he stopped eating chicken long enough to get a reading. And despite the fact that he is border line obese trump is in excellent health. How could he be in excellent heal health . When he sneezes gravy comes out. Look at him. Donald trump clocked in at 63, 239 pounds even though his drivers license in new york says 62 guess he is getting taller as he ages. This is the official assessment of the president s health live from the white house this afternoon. Hello everyone. Ive had some time to look over the ruts of president trumps physical and have some news that may explain his behavior as of late. I can now confirm that president trumps hair has taken over his brain. [ laughter ] our tests have discovered the chemical used in his preferred shade of just for men which is burnt marsh malo has combined with hairo cite which established deep roots in the parts of the brain that grow anger and Attention Span and urge to say unrehencible racist things does. Does the hair appear to be sent ient yes. What does the hair zblawant . We dont know ah [ cheers and applause ] so you see, didnt have a great ending. Best press Conference Since sean spicer left. Senator from utah gave himself a cognitive ability test watch as he attempts to remove glasses that are not on his face. Thank you mr. Chairman. Id like to begin with [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] my god they finally developed a working pair of invisible spectacles. Lets look one more time. Id like to begin let me just yeah, still not there. [ laughter ]. White house is really working overtime trying to put this racist it auckland to rest. Racist talk to rest. Somehow Sarah Huckabee sanders escaped the building was out in the wild where reporters caught up to her. Anyway. I think thats an outrageous claim. Frankly the critics of the president said he is who they say why did nbc give him a show n. I dont me bill cosby had a show there too. Dont think theres a background check. Trump made another attempt to bolster his not racist credentials trump Approval Ratings have doubled with black americans, thank you and of course he had it wrong saw a misleading report on fox and friends and went with it. A new cnn poll has trumps Approval Rating among africanamerican at 3 . And d dandruff is more popular than donald trump. And remember weeks ago he tweeted that he had a button bigger than kim jongun. Well the trump media calling psycho path and lunatic when did it turn turn into yo momma. Doesnt it seem we could switch leaders with korea and theres be no discernible difference whatsoever. By the way. In is something id like the president to work on. For those who work at cvs, from now on they will let you know ads from Beauty Products they advertise were digital altered so women as they look at photographs will know whats real and not feel they have to live up to an unrealistic standard but dont worry wall greens will still lie to your face. I believe this is a smoke screen for something we should really be upset about. More than a year ago the president of cvs came to the show and prom ilsised shorter receipts. The receipts at c vrks s the receipts at cvs are like the equator, so they promised to change it, and it did for a while. One of our writer went to cvs for shampoo and this is the receipt. Thats her shoe, this is for two items i thought we fixed this. Dont make me boycott cvs im putting you back on notice dont make us siecgn up for stupid rewards card, we dont want that. [ cheers and applause ] i will say this too has anyone ever used one of the coupons they print out. No you just bought deodorant and they give you a coupon for another stick, am i right guillermo. Yes youre right. I knew i was right. I want to take a break and come back, this couple are married they cant hear us, they dont know it yet but when we come back were going to learn everything about their sex life so stick around [ cheers and applause ]. Announcer Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live brought to you by american express. How warm is brazil in february . What color is dusk in San Francisco . Theres a whole world out there and no other card lets you experience it like the platinum card. Backed by the service and security of american express. The price is 4. 99 come on in for a subway footlong black forest ham meatball marinara spicy italian get five footlongs for just 4. 99 each right now at subway. Except for every ladies night. Vegetarian. Only glad has forceflex to prevent rips, leaks, and punctures. So whatever you throw in the bag. Stays in the bag. Be happy, its glad. Tha. 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But first i asked 4,000 men all over the world how long a sexual encounter should last men 25 minutes 43 seconds only eight seconds different from women. The question how long should sex last not how long does it actually last. That was the question i dont know that men and woman would be so close. So we got a camera on hollywood boulevard. This is our couple. Can you hear me right now . Okay, good, they cant hear me. So they dont know what the question is. Right sal . I dont know what these people know. Jimmy all right lets have them remove the head phones. First of all let me ask, what is your name. Nicole. Jimmy and . Derek. Jimmy how long have you been together. For 14 years. Jimmy how did you meet . Just on the street. [ laughter ] i was getting some jerk chicken. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy really, all right. Im going to ask you a question. Okay. Jimmy what id like you to do is write your answer down. Dont reveal it until i ask you to. And no peaking at each others cards. The question is on average how long does a sexual encounter between you last . How long . In minutes, you know, or seconds, whatever, i dont know. Whatever it is oh, nicole is very quick with that. Dereks really derek is thinking about the ramifications here. Derek, what how much could you be writing . So lets start with nicole. Nicole, how long does it last . Oh, come on. An hour. That would be 60 minutes. And derek you say four hours. Jimmy you know i said sex not an energy drink, right . Ha, ha, four hours . Im just being honest. Well why is nicole saying an hour . Who are you with . You got three other woman. No jimmy all right nicole is that true is it anywhere close to four hours. Depends on the day. Jimmy what like leap day is all right. We need honest pedestrians, sal. Yeah i wish i had jerk chicken. Jimmy yeah what do you have as a parting gift. Two boxes of wine and. Jimmy and what . And an egg timer. Jimmy okay an egg timer all right. A lot going on out here. [ cheers and applause ] come on in. Welcome to another couple here. Theyre ready to go. Jimmy we have 200 employees here no one can help sal, huh . Lets meet our next couple. There they are. I assume they dont know whats going on. Go ahead and take off the head phones whats your name. Vicky. Jimmy and . Greg. I would have guessed that where you from . Kansas city. Jimmy and how long you been together . About 28 years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, thats a long time. Wow. Did you meet on the street . In school. Jimmy in school, okay. All right. What class did you meet in . You know i dont know. I didnt really talk to him a whole lot. About eighth grade. Jimmy you guys talk now . Yeah, we talk now. Jimmy all right so id like you to no talking here, write your answer to this question down. Okay. And dont show each orange thence. Other the answer. Please try to be honest. We had couple here moments ago could not have been farther off. It was ridiculous. So i assume you make love . Okay. [ laughter ] jimmy how long does it take . How many minutes does it take . Im glad we got a nineyearold standing right behind you. [ laughter ] sal, ask that kid what his name is. Whats your name. Jace. Jace do you know whats going on here . Yeah. [ laughter ] going to get suspended first thing in the morning. Jimmy all right. Oh, great. All right. So vicky lets start with you. What do you say . 15 minutes. All right greg . Greg says. It varies. Jimmy wow. Wait. Sometimes its one . [ laughter ] you guys, god bless you, youve been together a long time. All right. So again weve learned nothing. Thank you vicky and greg we have parting gifts for you. A jar of oysters and hour glass. Jimmy all right enjoy. Lets bring in one more couple see we can get something out of this. All right our next couple is, oh, two guys. All right. What is your name . John. Ross. Jimmy ross and john you a couple . Yep. Jimmy how long you been together. Two years in march. Ill go with that. Jimmy are you married . Newly engaged. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy why does john have a ring you dont, ross. I havent proposed back. Jimmy oh, you have to propose back. Its the rules. Jimmy technically are you engaged . I am. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, all right. So the question is this, when you make love, how long does it take . In minutes. How long is your lovemaking session . Sal, lets quickly check back in with jace. This exciting to you . I guess. Jimmy jace where you from . Texas. Jimmy oh, no, yeah, this is not going to go over well back home. [ laughter ] all right, ross and john. Ross, you begin, how long does it take, ross . Ross says until i fall asleep. How many minutes. Put a number down. Jimmy what would you say . All right. John says . 30. All right. Finally. All right. So what do we have for ross and john. Gift cards to hooters. Jimmy love that. Gift cards, thank you guys. Dont me we learned anything but it was fun. Thank you for playing. Thanks for sharing. Tonight on the show music from lo moon. Will poulter is here and well be right back with kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] chilis made some major fajita improvements chicken and steak for just 10. 99 48 more meat, 10. 99 please sing it with us its 10. 99 chilis is back baby back baby back mmhmm oh baby chilis is back baby back baby back you doing your taxes . Oh. Yeah. Trying to sneak them in between set ups. Why are you using turbotax . Hm . Well h r block more zero lets you file online for free even if you itemize deductions. Turbotax doesnt do that. Oh man. At this point, it kind of just seems like you hate money. Yikes that was not me. I think somebody touched something. Unlike turbotax, h r block more zero lets you file online for free, even if you itemize deductions. A more free way to file. Get your taxes won. When youre doing i. T. On peoples computers do you go through their photos. All the time. Yeah. Wiback like it could used to . Neutrogena hydro boost water gel. With hyaluronic acid it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. For supple, hydrated skin. Hydro boost. From neutrogena [ gasps, laughs ] you ever feel like. Cliche foil characters scheming against a top insurer for no reason . Nah. So, why dont we like flo . She has the name your price tool, and we want it. But why . Why dont we actually do any work . Why do you only own one suit . Its just the way it is, underdeveloped office character. Youre right. Thanks, bill. No, youre bill. Im tom. You know what . No one cares. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi and welcome back to the show. Tonight from the Movie Maze Runner the death cure will poulter is here. Then this is their selftitled album making their Network Television debut, lo moon from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night tony goldwyn will be here, Natasha Leggero will join us, and well have music from lauv. And on thursday adam levine, jason jones, and music from maroon 5. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is an actress, singer, wife, mother Disney Princess and this weekend awards show host. On top of all that, she stars opposite ted danson in the postlife comedy the good place thursdays nights on nbc please welcome kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing. Hi, really well. Jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you as do you. Jimmy hows the family do g doing. Theyre wonderful. We got our flu shots but thankfully no one had the flu. Jimmy thats remarkable. And weve been traveling a lot too. Jimmy you feel youre staying a step ahead of the flu . Certainly hope so. Jimmy are you very conscientious about washing your hands and not touching things. I dont touch my kids. Theyre petry dishes. Jimmy they are filthy. We go on a lot of road trips and use gas station bathrooms, so were very lucky. Jimmy you do go on a lot of road trips. Weve been in two in two weeks, mammoth and oregon over christmas. Yeah were a road tripping family. Jimmy how old are your daughters now . Oh, i dont know. Anybody . Three and four and half. Jimmy for most families that would be a night mare traveling with three and four and half. Yeah but we also live in motorhomes sometimes. I like getting in a small space not using our phone we do full disclosure put the tvs on in the back but we get in that space, listen to podcasts and talk, and hes always without exception we drive over 75 miles an hour he will tow his razor and frailer that was our recent trip to oregon and not kidding sometimes we dont even use it. Jimmy you just tow it . Why bring it. Because its a symbol of his freedom. Jimmy in what way . I dont know. I dont question it. Life is about compromise. I make him bring the dog and hes border line affixiateth, so you can tow it. He doesnt know i recognize what it is. Its an attachment. Its a lovie. My one daughter has a lamby. My original daughter a blanket. My husband has a thousand pound off road vehicle and i have my vape pen, i think. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] edgymom. Yeah. We went camping together over the summer our families. Yeah not just you and i. There was more people there. Jimmy although id be open to that. Me too. Jimmy dax brought a fullsized bouncy house not like one you get from an uncle but with you you rent or be at a carnival. Its the size of this desk its why i cant park in my garage. Jimmy he plugs it in, it starts inflating and its just huge and kids go wild and the guy who runs the camp site goes no, whats this, no, no, no so i realize we have a problem so i have to go kind of keep the guy occupied for 20 minutes while the kids bounce in the house. Yeah and negotiate. Didnt we say next year well sign waivers. Jimmy didnt want any waivers . No they didnt. We were all given a task ours was to entertain the kids. Some was like crafts or entertaining the kids. Jimmy you really delivered. Did we or did my husband find the only toy where you can actually leave your kids unattended and get a break. Its the lazy parents choice, go bounce, sweep and nighttime mask theyre out. Jimmy should be able to lock them in. I agree. It doesnt hurt. Jimmy could wrap them in bubble wrap or something. Were on to something. Jimmy when youre on a road trip who chooses the music in the car. That depends. And weve been on a lot of road trips probably logged 15,000 to 20,000 miles together. Jimmy oh, wow. Music is paramount and deeply personal. One of our first road trips was right after when in rome a. I. We drove a motorcycle he thought it was a good idea from new york city to detroit to go see our families. We were newly in our relationship. And he had chosen the music for the first two states. And he likes a lot of you know, when he went into the service station i thought thats a wrap for me, im up to here] this is jim. Hes hyperventilating after opening his verizon bill. 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Our next guest is a gifted young actor you know from movies like were the millers, detroit and the revenant. I think he played the bear. On january 26th he returns to the big screen in maze runner the death cure. Please welcome will poulter. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. I know you just flew in from new england. I just flew in, yeah. Jimmy is it a Culture Shock to come to l. A. And suddenly be here. Even just driving for us the right side of the road. It is the right side, you are on the wrong side of the road over there. You know that right . Yeah for me way i look at it any time im near a car its wrong. I cant actually drive period. Jimmy you dont know how to drive . I do not. Im not officially an adult. Jimmy why is that . I dont know. Jimmy how old are you. 25 at the ends of the month. Jimmy youre old enough. I should know by now. Jimmy whats the hold up. My family havent filled me with confidence theyre amazingly supportive but just the mention of taking a theory test had he crack up laughing at the idea of me behind a wheel, its hilarious to them. Jimmy are you clumsy. Yeah i am. Jimmy maybe its better you dont drive. I think it is for everyone. To be honest. Jimmy like acting dont you have to drive when youre acting. Yeah its interesting, i heard that sort of old school thing they ask you can ride a horse you say yes. So the same applied, you are asked you can drive you just say yes. And i got found out. Jimmy by who . On the set of a film called detroit i played a racist Police Officer and one of the requirements apart from being a i bigoted psycho path is that i needed to drive. There were couple moments on set where it was less than comfortable for everybody involved. I got on really well with my two fellow Police Officers played by ben otoole and jack renner we had a good laugh when the material allowed for it. We were setting up for this effectively stunt where i have to drive and its a blocked off road and im asked, because they assume im 24 that i could drive. He goes its super easy. You know just peel off around this corner. All of the guys around you will be stunt guys. You will be totally safe. Just take off. Gun it. I was like, sure rksz gun it. Jimmy wheres my gun. Yeah, ill gun it. I dont have to shoot out the window do i. And so just take off. Its 200 meters, well pull the cut that will be it. Jimmy so you basically have to pull up, thats the stunt . [ laughter ] its not a stunt. It was impressive to me. Jimmy thats parking. Yeah he said pull up. Pull out of this corner and take off 200, stop, call it cut. I said did sounds simple enough, turbulenced to t i turned to the guys, clinging on to the back like you got this. Were absolutely terrified. I did it. I hopped out of the car and was like not like i am tooting my own horn but i think i killed that. Im going behind the monitor. You see these stunt guys who are excellent at their job. Peel out perfectly. Gun it perfectly for 200 meters and then theres this cop car, just slowly [ laughter ] you know. Jimmy and thats you. And that was me. It was a full football field between us. Director was very sweet said maybe well go again. Jimmy did it look like that in the movie. That actually made it in the movie. Another driving scene took had he 17 takes to pull into my own driveway. Jimmy id love to see the montage of that. Yeah detroit has the worse dvds ever. Jimmy i would watch all 17 of those attempts to pull into your driveway. This is ridiculous. Do you think will you ever learn to drive. I dont know. Jimmy you road a horse in the revenant. I probably have been more time on a horse than a car. Jimmy one of maybe three people. On january 26th he returns to the big screen in maze runner the death cure. Please welcome will poulter. And we shall return with music from lo moon. 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Here with the song this is it, lo moon [ cheers and applause ] parallel love innocently vacant on the edge of breaking shouldnt keep me waiting yesterdays drugs should never be taken i fell into rotation surrendered mistaken this is it this is it now this is it this is it this is it now this is it id kill the hallowed cow holding on impatient but nothing left is sacred theres no way to save this this is it this is it now this is it this is it this is out now this is it this is it this is out now this is it put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine put me out outta my cage outta my brain out in the sunshine this is it this is it now this is it this is it this is out now this is it this is it this is out now this is it this is it this is out now this is it [ cheers and applause ]. This is nightline. Tonight starved and shackled, this seemingly happy couple now under arrest. Allegedly abusing their 13 children aged 2 to 29 for years. Being chained to a bed, malnourished and injuries, i would call it torture. Police say their 17yearold daughter was so sickly they thought she was just ten years old. Everyone was super skinny not athletic skinny, like malnourished skinny. Plus the talk. A conversation black families are having across america. I fear im possibly going to die before i even turn 18. Parents teaching teenagers about what can