I think i was going to a party, so it was like my Favorite Party outfit i still remember that thing. It was beautiful an extraordinary citrus wheat. Brewed with real tangerine peel. Only 95 calories. It was not that late at night. So were at a truck stop seeing welcome to the light side of the moon. If my friends dad, who is a truck driver, is there were driving slowly along the semi trucks, looking for his dads license plate. So i can see why we may have seemed suspicious. And a cop comes up and he taps on the window. And im like, frick i have been harassed for doing nothing. Im sure this guy is going to get us my friend rolls down the window, and the cop is super nice. Now, i had never been stopped by a cop while a white man was around and the respect this cop had for this white man in this suit, man, i this cop wants to know what in the world we are doing and he asked politely. And we tell him, and he is unsatisfied. He goes, i stopped you because theres been a lot of prostitution a
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Something weve got used to. Before some brief showers tonight, something got used to Mother Nature has been cooperating with timing at least as far as the rainfall weve seen lately livermore dublin in the 30s oakland and alameda youre in the mid 40s. Well, north bay temperatures also in the 30s this morning, definitely cool enough for that jacket and whether enough that you do want to leave a little extra early because who needs to drive fast so it down a little bit 50s for your high temperatures later on and that sunshine definitely making its appearance later on today robin very slow heading into San Francisco john the backup at the bay bridge toll plaza still there. Its only gonna get heavier as we continue through the morning drive its already crawling from the oakland maze, so just be prepared for that are averaging 14 minutes to make it and checking in on highway 17 we mentioned the slippery roads and if you travel on 17 youll notice that accrues have activated all the signs tell
I dont know if i can handle all this fame. I mean, i always thought id want to be famous, but now that i am, i dont know if i like it. I mean, i probably cant even walk through this mall right now without people going, oh, my god, its the fingerbang guy oh, my god yeah, thats gonna suck. Yeah, i just want to be a normal kid again, have a normal life, and appreciate what i have. I think you boys are very smart for your age. Come on, ill buy you all an orange smoothie. I dont think they sell those anymore. Hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making 10 million . Oh, screw god. Im not scared of him. Hes a pussy. You know im just kidding, right . From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Thank you so much for coming out. As always, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, our guest tonight