Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. Thats right, joe biden appeared on snapchats daily political show yesterday they were only able to tell it was joe biden from the thumbprint the fbi has seized the cell phone of republican senator richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he used information from a coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. Its also incriminating that right after the meeting, he signed up for netflix and hulu so, he knew something was coming according to a new report, amazon founder jeff bezos could become the worlds first trillionaire by 2026 so, i guess it wont be long before amazon stops selling pitchforks and torches in a new interview, President Trump claimed that his critics would like to keep the country closed during the coronavirus pandemic to damage him politically. I mean, if anyone wants to damage you, they dont have to keep the country closed. They just have to keep your mic open and, those are my thoughts about that can som
To figure it out remotely this is an emotional milest oksg so it might be weird, and it might be rocky up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my you s but maybe a little less weird, and a little less rocky than the attic. But thats why im starting with this today, to thank you sincerely for sticking with us the world has changed since we started in 2014. Its changing right now. And if you watch this, it will continue to change, and we will be here to continue to talk about it i have so much more to say, but i need to stop now so i can turn the fan back on, because shoemaker was so right announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers regina king. Comedian and writer, amber ruffin all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers isode, which is strange because im pretty sure its our 10,000th episode from the attic lets get to the news. President trump traveled to dallas today for a fundraising dinner at a private home that is expected to r
Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. Microwave with 40 seconds to go. Yeah. The ice crystals are so its, like, ive been doing refreshing its the best part. It as a podcast called working thats right President Trump visited the u. S. It out. Mexico border yesterday for the and i want to pressure you to first time this year, but they got him back come on. Seth i do want to do it. I really want to do it we got a runner and so i work on new you can give him a head start. Were goin
Patient with us as we have tried to figure it out this is an emotional milestone, but if it looks like im tearing up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my eyeballs are sweating. Back in march our executive producer Mike Shoemaker said, you should get air conditioners now for when it gets hot in june. And i said, june . Im not going to still be here in june, because i am the shortterm thinking grasshopper and shoemaker is the longterm planning ant and if you want to make it to 1,000 shows, i promise you the ant has more to do with it than the grasshopper. Im so lucky to have Mike Shoemaker i also want to give a shout out to our head writer alex baze he is americas greatest living joke writer and the first person i asked to join me on this journey. Without baze, none of this none of this would be happening. Thanks as well to our crew and writing staff, who i miss seeing very dearly. We do our best to talk about reality on this show, but it is not a reality show, and i know
I think i was going to a party, so it was like my Favorite Party outfit i still remember that thing. It was beautiful an extraordinary citrus wheat. Brewed with real tangerine peel. Only 95 calories. It was not that late at night. So were at a truck stop seeing welcome to the light side of the moon. If my friends dad, who is a truck driver, is there were driving slowly along the semi trucks, looking for his dads license plate. So i can see why we may have seemed suspicious. And a cop comes up and he taps on the window. And im like, frick i have been harassed for doing nothing. Im sure this guy is going to get us my friend rolls down the window, and the cop is super nice. Now, i had never been stopped by a cop while a white man was around and the respect this cop had for this white man in this suit, man, i this cop wants to know what in the world we are doing and he asked politely. And we tell him, and he is unsatisfied. He goes, i stopped you because theres been a lot of prostitution a