- i don t know if i can handle all this fame. i mean, i always thought i d want to be famous, but now that i am, i don t know if i like it. i mean, i probably can t even walk through this mall right now without people going, oh, my god, it s the fingerbang guy! oh, my god! - yeah, that s gonna suck. - yeah, i just want to be a normal kid again, have a normal life, and appreciate what i have. - i think you boys are very smart for your age. come on, i ll buy you all an orange smoothie. - i don t think they sell those anymore. - hey, cartman, do you think god is going to be mad at you for not making $10 million? - oh, screw god. i m not scared of him. he s a pussy. you know i m just kidding, right? from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. thank you so much for coming out. as always,
backfires, neil brennan explains how to take america back, and we find out which profession has the most sex. let s catch up on today s headlines. let s begin in the world of man on this running. most just run so they can brag to their friends about running marathons. though that s not why i run them. i do it for the tiny cups of water. anyway, one man ran straight into the record books. in vienna austria a runner from kenya made history going the distance for two hours for the first time. 59 minutes and 40 seconds but it won t be counted as a new world record because it wasn t an official race. all of it stage nangd forensic detail, a special chosen flat six mile circuit in vienna. the runner wore white nyc vapor flies and there were three dozen pacers, some of the world s best marathoners who took turns pounding the grueling pace in formation. trevor: wow, that is amazing. elliott ran a marathon in less than two hours, which was thought to be physically impossible. yo
- i heard that you were the one responsible for making tad lose the race. thanks. - yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these. - uhhhgg. - start the reactor. - talking away i don t know what i m to say i ll say it anyway today s another day to find you from comedy central s world news headquarters, this is the daily show with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! wow! let s do it! let s make a show! i m trevor noah! our guest tonight is a deejay and a producer from a little country called south africa, black coffee is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) going to be a fun conversation. also on tonight s show, trump s plan in the middle east backfires, neil brennan explains how to take america back, and we find out which profession has the most sex. let s catch up on today s headlines. let s begin in the world of man on this running. most
[ cheers and applause ] i got this for playing cookie on empire. thank you to the fans. thank you for watching. i m jim jeffries, i think we can all do better, good night. from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you for tuning in! and thank you for coming out! thank you so much for coming out! i m trevor noah. our guest tonight is the governor of the great state of california, gavin newsom is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s show, greta thunberg roasts the u.n. lenny kravitz has lost his mojo, and donald trump is getting impeached. ( cheers and applause ) please, please! please, melania, stop cheering. ( laughter ) so let let s catch up on todays headlines. let s kick it off with the united nations general assembly. every year the world s leaders gather together in new york city to clog up our tr
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