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He didnt take questions from the reporters. But he did do his ceremonial duty in the rose garden, thats right, for the annual pardon of the white house turkey. I hereby grant you a full and complete pardon. Wow all the networks we have to forget about the law judges dont count [ laughter and applause ] jimmy enjoy your nightmares. Its the first turkey balesed with grecian formula. [ laughter ] trump did things a little differently this year. Instead of the usual pardon, they did a prisoner exchange. We pardoned two of theirs, they sent us two of ours. Smart. Why let the turkeys go for nothing . Just so the Vice President didnt feel left out this morning they let mike pence pardon a bowl of stuffing. [ laughter ] the president and first lady canceled their trip to maralago this week. Theyre planning to spend thanksgiving at the white house. What is that dinner going to be like . When they go around the table and ask what youre than ....
Bashir salahuddin and diallo riddle, musical guest randy newman and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy welcome everybody to the tonight show. Thank you so much for watching what a show we have for you tonight. Oh, also, im going to debut my new zoom camera. I have a new zoom camera it doesnt quite work. Its a little wide angled and its weird but you got to you got to try you got to try new things and see what works and what doesnt work and all that i hope everyone is staying safe out there. I know its tempting to just enoughs enough, but, yeah, youre doing the right thing wear masks, wear gloves, stay home when you can, social distance, do everything you can. Lets get rid of this thing. What a show. Ill just run through it real quick. Martin short, funniest human of all time love him so much hes just on fire, hes just the greatest i love him, love him, love him so much. Also, speaking of funny, i met them as writers on late night, a ....
Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nigh ....
[ cheers and applause its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Jimmy wow. Thank you very much, everybody hello. [ cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Well, guys, today is super tuesday. Its such an important day for our country. Thats right, millions of americans went into the polls, stepped into a voting booth and went, eh, i guess. Dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. [ laughter ] actually, people were pumped for today. Democrats havent been this excited since the 800 times President Trump was almost removed from office. [ laughter ] thats right, today was super tuesday. 14 states voted and over magnum ice cream double caramel. 1,300 delegates were up for grabs. And good news, once super tuesday is over, there is now in ice cream tubs and bars. Only eight more months until the el ....
And of course, the legendary roots crew. Questlove 486. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey thank you very much welcome oh, hot crowd hot crowd tonight i feel it ooh, a dangerous crowd. Welcome welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much, everybody. Welcome. Were gonna have a big show, a a fun show for you tonight. Heres what people are talking about. Hillary clinton got a huge boost for her campaign yesterday when president obama released a video message endorsing her for president. He said he reached the decision entirely on his own, but the video was filmed in hillarys basement and began with Obama Holding up that days newspaper. [ laughter and applause ] just read whats on the paper the video of obama endorsing hillary already has thousands of views online. 17 if you dont count hillary. [ laughter and applause ] obama actually en ....