Cause theyre gone i am announcing i am suspending my campaign for president. When your polls were high we will win or asking whos this guy im tom steyer. [ laughter ] no one know they come and go goodbye super tuesday the race goes on but without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you dont ask yourself why no one vote for me i know we can do it, because ive done it could have told you thats the way it would be in the polls, mayor de blasio is hovering around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack im going to harness love [ laughter ] you tried lots of snack its how it goes you didnt get a rose [ laughter ] goodbye super tuesday the race goes on without you maybe youll be picked for v til then we will miss you jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville recovering from last nights tornadoes. Its an amazing city with amazing people if youd like to help, you can go to redcross. Org to donate we love you, nashville [ cheers and applause we have a fun show tonight kevin bacon is here [ cheers and applause oh steve come on. Jimmy from queer eye, and the new netflix show next in fashion, tan france is here [ cheers and applause and we got great standup from Taylor Tomlinson [ cheers and applause as weve mentioned before, its election season. And President Trump is actually out there campaigning as well. In fact, he gave a speech at a a rally last night and i dont know if you noticed this, but sometimes he has a little trouble pronouncing words. Steve really [ light laughter ] jimmy here he is trying to say the word administration. Check this out we have cut more jobkilling regulations than any admis you know this one. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah than any of [ laughter ] than any admin [ laughter ] you know this word you know this word any admins [ laughter ] steve [ indiscernible jimmy well, we noticed that trump has trouble pronouncing things all the time. So with that in mind, its time to play talk like trump. Here we go talk like trump talk like trum yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy so heres how this works. I am going to see if anyone can guess how the president is going to mispronounce a simple word if you get it right, youll get a prize and if you get it wrong, you still get a prize [ light laughter ] raise your hand if you want to play talk like trump. There you go yeah, right here, sure why not . I dont have to walk thats perfect hello, what is your name i am ainsley. Jimmy ainsley, where are you from i am from boston. Jimmy ah, we love boston very nice. [ cheers and applause very bostonhappy crowd. We love boston okay, in our first clip, President Trump is going to try and say magnificently. How do you think hell mispronounce it . Magnificently. Like, mnamnana. [ laughter ] jimmy mna mna. Do do do do d mna mn do do do do mna mna do do do do do do do do do do do do do do all right. Lets see if thats what happened we are magnifently. We are really you take a look [ buzzer ] jimmy very close magnifently. Magnifently. There you go you lost but theres your tshirt. [ cheers and applause thank you for playing. Who is next . Lets go, bud. [ cheers and applause come here. How are you doing, bud im jose. Jimmy what is your name . Jose. Jimmy oh, jose yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy jose, where are you from, jose i am from spain jimmy youre from spain . Yeah. Jimmy oh, i love it. Thank you so much for coming to the show thank you jimmy we air in spain . No, i think, so, but i watch you online [ laughter ] jimmy okay [ foghorn we see it online. Jimmy online, okay, good online, that counts. Very good. I was like, are you in the wrong place . [ laughter ] are you Ellen Degeneres . No, its not me. [ laughter ] all right, here we go. Our next clip, trump tries to say fair trade deals. Fair trade deals. [ laughter ] jimmy almost like you said that in reverse. Like, sure, like a record was stopping fair trade like, we were breaking down like a robot all right. So you think hes going to say, fair trade deal. Fair dray dreal jimmy okay, all right. [ laughter ] lets see. Its very possible lets see what happened. Weve been killing terrorists, creating jobs, raising wages, enacting fray tradels. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] jimmy it was very close, by the way. Im going to give that one to you. Here you got that one. Yeah [ dinging [ cheers and applause ill give that line. I think you got that [ indiscernible we gave out fray tradels. Yeah, hey, sure. Come on. Fray tradels. [ light laughter ] hi, whats your name sofia jimmy sofia, where are you from florida jimmy hey, cool. I love it. Thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause all right, our final clip, trump tries to say the word sanctuary. How is he going to mispronounce sanctuary . Situary [ laughter ] jimmy situa. [ light laughter ] oh, i like situa [ light laughter ] lets see what happened right here the state of california passed an outrageous law declaring their whole state to be a stanktuary [ buzzer ] jimmy ah stanktuary [ fog horn ] [ laughter and applause a great guess. But here is your stanktuary tshirt. Wear it with pride thank you for playing so much. That was talk like trump. Thanks to all of our players well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause i wrote this a long time ago. I dont know how old i was. I hope someday i will be on a real football team. Im katie sowers, offensive assistant coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Im not just here to be the token female, im here to help us win. The surface pro helps me get whats in my head and get it out on to the field. 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Reaching over 5,000 cities and towns and over 200 million americans. And tmobile is not charging extra for 5g access. Because this isnt our network. Its yours. [ cheers and applause steve i dont know all right, welcome back to the tonight show, everybody it is time to play password jimmy oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause steve oh my gosh our first team tonight, well, hes a member of queer eyes fab five with a new netflix show called next in fashion, and his teammate is the host of nbcs the tonight show, and saugerties sweetheart its tan france and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause oh and their opponents. Hes a member of the legendary roots crew and his teammate is the star of the new spotify podcast the last degree of kevin bacon. Its Tariq Trotter and kevin bacon jimmy oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause steve oh my jimmy you are playing it really cool. Steve oh my. Jimmy youre playing it really cool. All right, here we go. Steve all right, the rules of the game are very simple. Jimmy very simple. Steve i will give each of you a password jimmy password steve then, you are to give a one word clue. Thats one word only jimmy how many steve one. Jimmy okay steve to get your password to guess the password. The team with the most points after four words wins. Jimmy okay steve any questions . Jimmy well steve great, lets move on [ laughter ] first clue goes to jimmy and kevin. Jimmy ooh. All right the password is shrimp. Steve all right, jimmy why dont you start us off no cheating. Oh, no. [ light laughter ] yes, dear . [ laughter ] come on, use your words. [ laughter ] jimmy scampi um crustacean [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] steve oh, oh oh, the old overthought. [ laughter ] kevin, kevin, its your turn holy steve i dont know if tariq is gonna get this. Okay, lets see oh my god, now i know the answer [ laughter ] boiled . Tariq shrimp [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause steve oh my, oh my fivezero. Jimmy are you [ talking over each other crustacean scampi . A crustacean is a shrimp. Jimmy i know a crustacean steve classic over thinking i thought we were doing smart i thought we were doing smart answers. Tariq i was a little bit worried. Jimmy crustacean scampi . It just sounded too easy. It sounded too steve thats american tv all right, next clue goes to tan and tariq. Jimmy come on, we got this, tan. The password is steve okay, tariq, you are up first tariq hmm. Hmm steve hmm. [ light laughter ] jimmy dont over think it. [ laughter ] tariq virgin steve ooh. [ light laughter ] ooh. Mary . [ gasping tariq no [ audience oohs steve no okay. [ laughter ] vogue. Jimmy madonna. [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] steve wow jimmy whoa steve well the score of course the gays got well the gay got that. [ laughter ] steve the score is sammy hagar. 55 jimmy and kevin, the next clue is for you the password is steve got it jimmy mmhmm steve kevin, why dont you start us off oh, i go first, okay. Um formal [ light laughter ] tariq tuxedo jimmy no [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause steve wow, wow wow. Jimmy hes such a good actor, hed be like steve wow. Tariq tan would have said attire. [ laughter ] i was literally thinking attire. When have you ever seen a casual tuxedo . Jimmy thats true. Steve all right, final clue goes to tan and tariq. The password is robot steve okay, tan, why dont you start us off jimmy we got this, bud um, oh, i dont know if this is the name of an amercian show or an english show steve i would say its jimmy thats all right i watch a lot of things. Okay. Wars [ laughter ] if we were in england right now, he would know its not my fault youre not british. Jimmy okay, wars oh, gosh uh oh, gosh wars steve no [ laughter ] i said it in an american accent for you wars jimmy i know, but there is no wars, right . Theres no show wars no. Jimmy theres wars [ english accent ] its not star wars cause its a show so im gonna say, uh, uh is it like closet wars steve ooh, no. I dont even know what that is no tariq negative okay, okay. I got a show tariq okay r2d2 [ audience ohs ] star . Steve oh oh jimmy ohh steve hold on. Hold on jimmy dont say anything, i think i know it. Steve all right. Cool it, cool it jimmy thats all right, we got this machine jimmy robots [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] steve oh, my goodness. Jimmy my thanks to Tariq Trotter, kevin bacon tan france and i, the champions [ cheers and applause Steve Higgins more tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause professor sound power is defined as thought a surface the product of sound pressure and a component of the partial velocity at a point. 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There was nothing i could do. daughter daddy dad vo shes safe because of our first outback. And our new ones even safer. avo welcome to the allnew subaru outback. An iihs top safety pick plus. The highest level of safety you can earn. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is a a golden globewinning actor starring in the Television Series city on a hill. He also has a very funny brand new podcast called the last degree of kevin bacon, with new episodes launching every monday exclusively on spotify. Please welcome kevin bacon [ cheers and applause jimmy we love it come on, kevin bacon, welcome back yeah, you might know me from password. [ laughter ] jimmy from the famous sketch, password. Thank you for playing. You are always down to play. We love having you on the show oh, yeah. Jimmy so thank you so much i love being here jimmy i want to talk about the podcast, its super funny. I know youre involved with funny or die, and those guys but i want to get to that. But i want to talk about the city on a hill. Yeah. Jimmy picked up for season two. Congrats on that thank you very much jimmy youre great in that thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy but the first episode, you directed . Yes, i just finished editing the first episode, which i directed, which was a lot of fun, but also, very challenging. Jimmy is it odd directing yourself well, yeah, it is kind of weird. Jimmy are you difficult to work with . I am a nightmare. [ laughter ] i wont come out of my trailer for hours, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont talk to yourself thats not the kind of mustard i asked for. [ laughter ] absolute nightmare no, i i like to im pretty good at knowing when i got it right, you know what i mean so like sometimes, i watch the dailies and it is really weird, because im like, im in this character, this very kind of extreme character of this guy, you know, in his boston accent and all. And like, okay, we got to go again. That wasnt good. So im like basically looking at myself and saying, you are not doing well, and then, when we get it, im like, okay, great. Excellent. Kev, awesome job. [ laughter ] kb you killed you know i literally find myself like but speaking to myself jimmy its odd, yeah a lot of people dont i dont know, maybe they do know, but how funny you are. Because every time you come on our show and we do a funny bit or something insane, and everything online is like, kevin bacons awesome hes hilarious, he can sing. But you dont do that much comedy i dont do that much comedy, and i really like it and so, i feel like a lot of the stuff that i am associated with is really kind of darker material and dark characters jimmy well, youre good at that im not afraid of it and jimmy yeah, exactly. And i can, you know, go dark places but i take my work very seriously, but i dont take myself very seriously. So when the spotify podcast, last degree of kevin bacon came around, there was an opportunity to really poke fun at myself and to play a very heightened version of me jimmy yeah its not you at all, really. Well, i am a giant ass[ bleep ] [ laughter ] im really like super, super selfinvolved. And the thing about this podcast is that people kind of assume, because everybodys got a podcast now, that its me either doing interviews or which i could never do i could never do what you do, because i am way too selfinvolved to actually sit there and pretend that i am interested in anything that anybody else is saying [ laughter ] but i really do. When i see you speaking to me right now, i really do admire you for being jimmy aw, come on. Making it look like you actually care. Jimmy i do [ laughter ] thank you. No, no, but hes good, right . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, i appreciate it, no. [ cheers and applause i know, its a certain skill that i definitely dont have and that or they think that im giving some kind of, like, you know, life lessons jimmy t. E. D. Talk or something. Neither of which is true. This is like a scripted comedy jimmy its very funny. Its like doing a radio play and weve got this fantastic actress playing my wife, kyra sedgwick. Jimmy yeah, i heard of her, shes fantastic. She was available, luckily. [ laughter ] because it would be really weird if we had to get somebody else to play her jimmy to play your wife, yeah, exactly. But explain the premise, because its silly well, theres a guy thats played by matt walsh whose name is randy beslow. And randy is the jimmy randy beslow yeah, randy is a guy that hes the king of reading the side effects of drugs. Hes the guy that you hear in all those drug commercials [ laughter ] thats his only gig. And but he really wanted to be an actor up until the moment when he auditioned for footloose and i got the part and that ruined his life [ light laughter ] and not only did i get the part but i ran into him coming out of the audition and i admired his white tank top, and when i did the movie, i wore the white tank top in the film [ laughter ] and so he feels like his life is been completely turned upside down by me, and all the things that he regrets and his failed marriage and everything, he blames on me. So he comes to los angeles basically to destroy me and to kill me. And he thinks if he can kill me, then his life will take off. Jimmy yeah, and then you end up hiring him . I end up hiring him as my assistant. And then, in this show, im someone that even though i am connected to everybody, i dont what i really need is a friend i have no friends. And kyras constantly trying to get me to make friends, and im not very good at that. And so, i hire him my assistant and he also starts giving me friendship lessons jimmy its really good the last degree of kevin bacon. Its on spotify. Check it out i follow you on instagram. All the socials. But on instagram i like to see what youre up to its fun and you did this thing once that i saw recently, where you went ax throwing yeah, i was out yeah, i was out with the band. We were playing in the south someplace, and we had a day off. And i saw this place where you can throw axes and drink beer. [ laughter ] so that seemed like a pretty winning combination. Jimmy no, no, thats a a terrible idea. Do you do that often no, ive never done it before and i so i texted everybody in the band, everybody in the crew, there was like maybe, i dont know, 10 guys. Nobody wanted to do it with me so i went by myself and threw axes and jimmy drank beer drank beer, yeah. Jimmy and it was fun it was fun, yeah. I liked it there is something very satisfying about it. Jimmy you actually posted a video. Here is kevin bacon ax throwing take a look at this. Come on [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, that was good [ applause ] i mean, i dont know i was saying to you backstage, i know it looks cool and everything because youre like, come on. But i didnt see you throw an ax no, you dont actually see jimmy i see an ax land and you enter from a different angle. [ laughter ] theres conspiracies you like pop up from under the ax yeah, i know. I know jimmy come on. Look at what i threw [ laughter ] it came from over there. I know, i know. Jimmy how do we kn