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[ cheers and applause its the rush of relaxation. Introducing the allnew lincoln corsair. Jimmy wow. Thank you very much, everybody hello. [ cheers and applause thank you so much, everybody and welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Well, guys, today is super tuesday. Its such an important day for our country. Thats right, millions of americans went into the polls, stepped into a voting booth and went, eh, i guess. Dont get mad. Get e trade, dawg. [ laughter ] actually, people were pumped for today. Democrats havent been this excited since the 800 times President Trump was almost removed from office. [ laughter ] thats right, today was super tuesday. 14 states voted and over magnum ice cream double caramel. 1,300 delegates were up for grabs. And good news, once super tuesday is over, there is now in ice cream tubs and bars. Only eight more months until the election we do it every night. No every night. I live alone, but i still do it every night. Right after dinner. Thats right, it was the elections biggest day yet with primaries in 14 states definitely after meatloaf. Like clockwork. 14 states, Bernie Sanders was like, i remember when the do it run your dishwasher every night with cascade platinum. Whole country only had 13. [ laughter ] a load with as few as 8 dishes, is all it takes to save water. An Energy Star Certified dishwasher uses less than four gallons per cycle. Joe biden went into today with a lot of momentum. While handwashing uses that, every two minutes. Usually when someone his age has momentum its because the brakes on their jazzy went out on a hill. So, do it. [ laughter ] run your dishwasher every night with cascade platinum. The surprising way to save water. Thats right, biden is surging last night, he had big events where he brought out my skin hurt, i felt gross. Pete buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar and beto orourke. It was basically coachella for but then i started cosentyx cnn. [ laughter ] and i havent really had to think about it. Real people with psoriasis. Im glad biden is having a a resurgence, but im still look and feel better with cosentyx. A little worried today, he walked into a voting booth, closed the curtain and dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Two minutes later he yelled, how do you flush this thing . Before starting get checked for tuberculosis. [ laughter ] an increased risk of infections Bernie Sanders drove a subaru and lowered ability to fight them may occur. Tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms to [ light laughter ] meanwhile, Mike Bloomberg went if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms around in an uber driven by bill de blasio develop or worsen. [ laughter ] or if youve had a vaccine or plan to. Serious allergic reactions may occur. But it was super tuesday and millions of americans went to ask your dermatologist about cosentyx. The polls. On their way out a lot of them got a sticker that said, i voted. Yeah tat your door, so you can get more. But this year, there were actually a bunch of stickers to choose from. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, this sticker said, i voted so i could show feels so good up late for work. [ laughter ] feels so good this one said, i voted for bloomberg and the voting machine spit out 100. Target run done. [ laughter and applause steve wow. Jimmy wow. Cool i need all the breaks as athat i can get. Or, [ applause ] at liberty butchemel. Cut. Liberty mu. Line . Cut. Next here is, i voted for bernie and the voting machine Liberty Mutual customizes your Car Insurance spit out hot soup. [ laughter ] so you only pay for what you need. Cut. Liberty m. And finally this one said, i wrote in obama and i dont care am i allowed to riff . If its barak, michelle or bo. What if i come out of the water . [ cheers and applause liberty biberty. I dont care. Cut. Well dub it. Liberty mutual customizes your Car Insurance but today was super tuesday and so you only pay for what you need. With so much riding on tonights results, i only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Breaking news, klobuchar and buttigieg dropped out. Although he won in iowa i guess it does not count bernie, warren, Biden Bloomberg very much alive over 20 candidates and now theres only 5 important work must begin an important fight of our lives. Just important that i win were looking for a miracle to change in every way super tuesday super tuesday super tuesday super tuesday super tuesday minnesota, oklahoma, alabama, arkansas, tennessee, north carolina, colorado, and utah california, massachusetts, maine, virginia, and vermont texas and samoa. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest has their onehour comedy special and all the democrats have won Taylor Tomlinson quarter life every vote matters. Crisis streaming now on netflix. Tomorrow is super thur tuesday. [ laughter and applause please welcome the very funny Taylor Tomlinson [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally, theres just a few candidates left thank you, thank you so standing much so right now the roots and i want to take a moment to thank you. Officially say goodbye to all the candidates who didnt make oh my gosh, its so exciting to it this far. Be here. Ive had an amazing year goodbye super tuesday. I got engaged. [ cheers and applause they would always say oh, thank you. Thank you. Where they came from just good to have numbers on the board, you know what i mean its okay, it wasnt that sad. The ring, it felt weird. Now it doesnt matter it kept getting caught on stuff, like, sweaters and my freedom. It was cause theyre gone [ laughter ] i am announcing i am very cumbersome suspending my campaign for but, you know, it just wasnt the right fit. It didnt work out with me and president. My exfiance, which is the most annoying word to say, by the when your polls way. Were high we will win it sounds like a spell or asking just like, exfiance. Whos this guy [ laughter ] its terrible. Im tom steyer. [ laughter ] sound like hermione up here. No one know its like, its not exfiance, its exfiancah. They come and go like ugh 50 points from gryffindor. You are the worst. Goodbye super tuesday i did like being engaged, though i didnt expect to like it that much but something happens. The race goes on when you slip that ring on your finger, something in your stupid lady lizard brain goes but without you maybe youll be level completed. Pi [ laughter ] til then we will miss you dont ask yourself wh and you just kind of float through target, like, oh. No one voted for me am i better than everybody i know we can do it, because ive done it [ laughter ] could have told you whats that . No, i dont need help. Thats the way someone loves me. [ laughter ] it would be in the polls, ill find the towels, right after i cancel therapy mayor de blasio is hovering [ light laughter ] around zero. [ laughter ] your ideas were whack i am all fixed im going to harness love the nice thing i got to be honest [ laughter ] you tried a lot of snacks i got a lot of advice from people, and a lot of people told me not to do it its how it goes so many people were like, i got married at 25. You didnt get a rose dont know if id do that [ laughter ] again. Im like, arent you guys still together . Theyre like, yeah goodbye super tuesday [ laughter ] yeah, we are. A lot of people told me not to get married in my 20s at all the race goes on because you change too much in your 20s without you and thats true, you do. Maybe youll be but youre going to change a a lot throughout the rest of picked for v your life. Which is why i think no matter what age you get married at, instead of bridesmaids, they should just line up every til then we will miss you crappy version of you that they might have to deal with at some point so that they can say i do to everyone. Jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] yeah, its like [ applause ] [ cheers and applause its like these are my bridesmaids, unemployed taylor, depressed taylor, and heres my maid of honor, vegan taylor. Jimmy thank you very much. Thank you, roots [ laughter ] thank you, everybody hey, i want to send a shout out to everyone down in nashville shes going to be super annoying for like three years. Recovering from last nights tornadoes. Its an amazing city with then youre going to go on a a road trip. Theres going to be nowhere to amazing people stop but a burger joint. If youd like to help, you can go to redcross. Org to donate shes going to take one bite, and be like, you know what . I do feel better we love you, nashville [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i was tired. I was tired. We have a fun show tonight kevin bacon is here i had a woman at one of my shows yell at me from the [ cheers and applause audience she goes, you should really oh steve come on. Wait until youre 27 to get married because thats when your frontal lobe is finished developing in your brain jimmy where queer eye, and the new netflix show next in fashion, tan france is here thats when your brain is done [ cheers and applause 27. [ light laughter ] and we got great standup from Taylor Tomlinson [ cheers and applause yeah, what a mean fact to yell at someone whos not 27. Just like, oh, you think youre happy, scarecrow . Why dont you wait til the wizard gets you a brain, ha as weve mentioned before, its [ laughter ] election season. And President Trump is actually out there campaigning as well. Ive been drinking since noon, leave me alone. [ laughter ] in fact, he gave a speech at a a rally last night and i dont know if you noticed this, but sometimes he has a little trouble pronouncing words. But i googled it and that fact is real. And that fact is proof that god steve really [ light laughter ] is a manld finish jimmy here he is trying to say the word administration. Your boobs years before your brain . Check this out we have cut more jobkilling thats garbage regulations than any admis [ laughter ] you know this one. [ applause ] [ laughter ] jimmy yeah than any of [ laughter ] than any admin [ laughter ] youre telling me no one up in heavens like, hey god, are you know this word you going to work on the brain today . You know this word because you keep on putting it off, and it seems kind of any admins [ laughter ] important. Hes like, these are steve [ indiscernible important [ laughter ] well, we noticed that trump has trouble pronouncing things all the time so with that in mind, its time im going to make one of them bigger for like eight years to play talk like trump. Just cause. Here we go [ laughter ] talk like trump talk like trum yeah [ cheers and applause i cant believe they let me do that one either. [ laughter ] jimmy so heres how this works. I am going to see if anyone can the nice thing about calling guess how the president is off a wedding in your 20s is going to mispronounce a simple word that nobodys that surprised if you get it right, youll get a prize and if you get it nobody thought that you could do anything right to begin wrong, you still get a prize [ light laughter ] with nobody expects me to do anything correctly raise your hand if you want to im like, what can i bring to the potluck nana . Play talk like trump. Shes like, napkins, can you there you go yeah, right here, sure why not . Handle that . I dont have to walk [ laughter ] thats perfect hello, what is your name i am ainsley. Jimmy ainsley, where are you from i am from boston. Dry ones this time. Jimmy ah, we love boston [ light laughter ] very nice. I wanted to be married, though, because im not good at being [ cheers and applause very bostonhappy crowd. In my 20s. We love boston im not fun, i dont party ive never been drunk because im pretty sure im an okay, in our first clip, President Trump is going to try alcoholic. [ light laughter ] and say magnificently. Yeah, the only time ive ever how do you think hell wanted to drink is alone in the mispronounce it . La quinta inn. Magnificently. [ laughter ] like, mnamnana. And i am told thats when youre not supposed to do it [ laughter ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah jimmy mna mna. Do do do do d so i stay away from the stuff. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do but i have been pulled over for drunk driving, completely sober, which is a great way to find out youre a terrible driver [ laughter ] all right. Lets see if thats what when cops are stopping you on happened the freeway, like, are you we are magnifently. Wasted . And youre like, no, officer, we are really you take that was my best. A look [ buzzer ] jimmy very close [ laughter ] magnifently. Magnifently. There you go you lost but theres your [ applause ] tshirt. [ cheers and applause thank you for playing. Who is next . Lets go, bud. [ cheers and applause come here. That cop did not believe me, either he just kept hounding me how are you doing, bud hes like, how much have you had to drink im jose. How much have you had . Jimmy what is your name . How much have you had . Jose. Jimmy oh, jose and finally, i was just like, no, officer, you dont yeah. Understand, okay [ light laughter ] jimmy jose, where are you im not drunk. From, jose i am from spain jimmy youre from spain . I never been drunk, i dont even know how. Yeah. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, i love it. Thank you so much for coming to the show thank you im a little sad jimmy we air in spain . Is there a sad driving test . No, i think, so, but i watch you online i think there should be one. [ laughter ] like, instead of a a breathalyzer, they just have jimmy okay [ foghorn you sigh into a harmonica. We see it online. [ laughter ] jimmy online, okay, good online, that counts. Very good. I was like, are you in the and if its on pitch, youre wrong place . [ laughter ] like, out of the car, johnny cash. Cant have you on the road. Are you Ellen Degeneres . T, here. [ laughter ] you guys are great thank you so much. Our next clip, trump tries to [ cheers and applause jimmy Taylor Tomlinson fair trade deals. [ laughter ] fantastic. Jimmy almost like you said that in reverse. Quarter life crisis is like, sure, like a record was available now on netflix stopping well be right back everybody fair trade like, we were breaking down like a robot well done, taylor. All right. So you think hes going to say, [ cheers and applause fair trade deal. Fair dray dreal jimmy okay, all right. [ laughter ] lets see. Its very possible lets see what happened. Weve been killing terrorists, creating jobs, raising wages, enacting fray tradels. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] jimmy it was very close, by the way. Im going to give that one to you. Here you got that one. Yeah [ dinging [ cheers and applause ill give that line. I think you got that [ indiscernible we gave out fray tradels. Yeah, hey, sure. Come on. Fray tradels. [ light laughter ] hi, whats your name sofia jimmy sofia, where are you from florida jimmy hey, cool. I love it. Thanks for being here. [ cheers and app our final clip, trump tries to say the word sanctuary. While the world keeps fighting for your attention. How is he going to mispronounce sanctuary . Well keep building smarter suvs. Situary to help keep you focused on the road ahead. [ laughter ] jimmy situa. [ light laughter ] oh, i like situa [ light laughter ] lets see what happened right here and. The road beside. The state of california passed an outrageous law did we mention the road ahead. Declaring their whole state to be a stanktuary with an available best in class. [ buzzer ] epa estimated combined fuel economy jimmy ah and the technology to practically park itself. Stanktuary [ fog horn ] [ laughter and applause this is the reimagined 2020 ford escape. A great guess. But here is your stanktuary tshirt. Wear it with pride thank you for playing so much. That was talk like trump. Thanks to all of our players and the technology a former army medic, made of the we maflexibility to handle members like kate. Well be right back with more of the tonight show, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause Taylor Tomlinson [ cheers and applause and the roots over there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john oliver, star of the burnt Orange Heresy actress elizabeth debicki, author jenny offill, featuring the 8g band with glen sobel [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Wean air force veteran made of doing whats right,. Seth good evening, im not whats easy. Seth meyers. So when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out this is late night how is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause before he could even inspect the damage. Thats how you do it right. That is great to hear. 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[ laughter and applause steve i dont know all right, welcome back to the tonight show, everybody it is time to play password Election Officials in multiple states are encouraging voters to jimmy oh, my goodness use mailin ba [ cheers and applause steve oh my gosh our first team tonight, well, hes a member of queer eyes fab five with a new netflix show called next in fashion, and his teammate is the host of nbcs the tonight show, and saugerties sweetheart its tan france and jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause oh and their opponents. Hes a member of the legendary roots crew and his teammate is the star of the new spotify podcast the last degree of kevin bacon. Its Tariq Trotter and kevin bacon jimmy oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause steve oh my jimmy you are playing it really cool. Steve oh my. Jimmy youre playing it really cool. All right, here we go. Steve all right, the rules of the game are very simple. Jimmy very simple. Steve i will give each of you a password jimmy password steve then, you are to give a one word clue. Thats one word only jimmy how many steve one. Jimmy okay steve you get your password to guess the password. The team with the most points after four words wins. Jimmy okay steve any questions . Jimmy well steve great, lets move on [ laughter ] first clue goes to jimmy and kevin. Jimmy ooh. All right the password is steve all right, jimmy why dont you start us off no cheating. Oh, no. [ light laughter ] yes, dear . [ laughter ] come on, use your words. [ laughter ] jimmy scampi um crustacean [ laughter ] [ fog horn ] steve oh, oh oh, the old overthought. [ laughter ] kevin, kevin, its your turn holy steve i dont know if tariq is gonna get this. Okay, lets see oh my god, now i know the answer [ laughter ] boiled . Tariq shrimp [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause steve oh my, oh my fivezero. Jimmy are you [ talking over each other crustacean scampi . A crustacean is a shrimp. Jimmy i know a curstacean steve classic over thinking i thought we were doing smart i thought we were doing smart answers. Tariq i was a little bit worried. Jimmy crustacean scampi . It just sounded too easy. It sounded too steve thats american tv all right, next clue goes to tan and tariq. Jimmy come on, we got this, tan. The password is steve okay, tariq, you are up first tariq hmm. Hmm steve hmm. [ light laughter ] jimmy dont over think it. [ laughter ] tariq virgin steve ooh. [ light laughter ] ooh. Mary . [ gasping tariq no [ audience oohs steve no okay. [ laughter ] vogue. Jimmy madonna. [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] steve wow jimmy whoa steve well the score of course the gays got well the gay got that. [ laughter ] steve the score is sammy hagar. 55 jimmy and kevin, the next clue is for you the password is steve got it jimmy mmhmm steve kevin, why dont you start us off oh, i go first, okay. Um formal [ light laughter ] tariq tuxedo jimmy no [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause steve wow, wow wow. Jimmy hes such a good actor, hed be like steve wow. Tariq tan would have said attire. [ laughter ] literally thinking attire. When have you ever seen a casual tuxedo . Jimmy thats true. Steve all right, final clue goes to tan and tariq. The password is steve okay, tan, why dont you start us off jimmy we got this, bud um, oh, i dont know if this is the name of an amercian show or an english show steve i would say its jimmy thats all right i watch a lot of things. Okay. Wars [ laughter ] if we were in england right now, he would know its not my fault youre not british. Jimmy okay, wars oh, gosh uh oh, gosh [ english accent ] woors. Steve no [ laughter ] i said it in an american accent for you wars jimmy i know, but theres no wars, right theres no show wars no. Jimmy theres woors. [ english accent ] its not star wars because its a show. So im gonna say, uh, uh is it like closet wars steve ooh, no. I dont even know what that is no tariq negative okay, okay. I got a show tariq okay r2d2 [ audience ohs ] star . Steve oh oh jimmy ohh steve hold on. Hold on jimmy dont say anything, i think i know cool it, cool it jimmy thats all right, we got this machine jimmy robots [ cheers and applause [ bell dinging ] steve oh, my goodness. Jimmy my thanks to Tariq Trotter, kevin bacon tan france and i, the champions [ cheers and applause Steve Higgins more tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause sprintern paul im loooooving the allnew dual camera system with ultrawide on iphone 11 paul and i love how at sprint. sprintern . You can get the amazing iphone 11 for zero dollars a month when you tradein your iphone 6s or newer. paul in any condition. sprintern seriously, in any condition. paul and because sprint likes to do things differently, theyre offering a 100 total satisfaction guarantee. 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Please welcome kevin bacon [ cheers and applause jimmy we love it come on, kevin bacon, welcome back yeah, you might know me from password. [ laughter ] jimmy from the famous sketch, password. Thank you for playing. You are always down to play. We love having you on the show oh, yeah. Jimmy so thank you so much i love being here jimmy i want to talk about the podcast, its super funny. I know youre involved with funny or die, and those guys but i want to get to that. But i want to talk about the city on a hill. Yeah. Jimmy picked up for season two. Congrats on that thank you very much jimmy youre great in that thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy but the first episode, you directed . Yes, i just finished editing the first episode, which i directed, which was a lot of fun, but also, very challenging. Jimmy is it odd directing yourself well, yeah, it is kind of weird. Jimmy are you difficult to work with . I am a nightmare. [ laughter ] i wont come out of my trailer for hours, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy you dont talk to yourself thats not the kind of mustard i asked for. [ laughter ] absolute nightmare no, i i like to im pretty good at knowing when i got it right, you know what i mean so like sometimes, i watch the dailies and it is really weird, because im like, im in this character, this very kind of extreme character of this guy, you know, in his boston accent and all. And like, okay, we got to go again. That wasnt good. So im like basically looking at myself and saying, you are not doing well, and then, when we get it, im like, okay, great. Excellent. Kev, awesome job. [ laughter ] kb you killed you know i literally find myself like but speaking to myself jimmy its odd, yeah a lot of people dont i dont know, maybe they do know, but how funny you are. Because every time you come on our show and we do a funny bit or something insane, and everything online is like, kevin bacons awesome hes hilarious, he can sing. But you dont do that much comedy i dont do that much comedy, and i really like it and so, i feel like a lot of the stuff that i am associated with is really kind of darker material and dark characters jimmy well, youre good at that im not afraid of it and jimmy yeah, exactly. And i can, you know, go dark places but i take my work very seriously, but i dont take myself very seriously. So when the spotify podcast, last degree of kevin bacon came around, there was an opportunity to really poke fun at myself and to play a very heightened version of me jimmy yeah its not you at all, really. Well, i am a giant ass[ bleep ] [ laughter ] im really like super, super selfinvolved. And the thing about this podcast is that people kind of assume, because everybodys got a podcast now, that its me either doing interviews or which i could never do i could never do what you do, because i am way too selfinvolved to actually sit there and pretend that i am interested in anything that anybody else is saying [ laughter ] but i really do. When i see you speaking to me right now, i really do admire you for being jimmy aw, come on. Making it look like you actually care. Jimmy i do [ laughter ] thank you. No, no, but hes good, right . [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, i appro. [ cheers and applause i know, its a certain skill that i definitely dont have and that or they think that im giving some kind of, like, you know, life lessons jimmy t. E. D. Talk or something. Neither of which is true. This is like a scripted comedy jimmy its very funny. Its like doing a radio play and weve got this fantastic actress playing my wife, kyra sedgwick. Jimmy yeah, i heard of her, shes fantastic. She was available, luckily. [ laughter ] because it would be really weird if we had to get somebody else to play her jimmy to play your wife, yeah, exactly. But explain the premise, because its silly well, theres a guy thats played by matt walsh whose name is randy beslow. And randy is the jimmy randy beslow yeah, randy is a guy that hes the king of reading the side effects of drugs. Hes the guy that you hear in all those drug commercials [ laughter ] thats his only gig. And but he really wanted to be an actor up until the moment when he auditioned for footloose and i got the part and that ruined his life [ light laughter ] and not only did i get the part but i ran into him coming out of the audition and i admired his whe white tank top in the film [ laughter ] and so he feels like his life is been completely turned upside down by me, and all the things that he regrets and his failed marriage and everything, he blames on me. So he comes to los angeles basically to destroy me and to kill me. And he thinks if he can kill me, then his life will take off. Jimmy yeah, and then you end up hiring him . I end up hiring him as my assistant. And then, in this show, im someone that even though i am connected to everybody, i dont what i really need is a friend i have no friends. And kyras constantly trying to get me to make friends, and im not very good at that. And so, i hire him my assistant and he also starts giving me friendship lessons jimmy its really good the last degree of kevin bacon. Its on spotify. Check it out i follow you on instagram. All the socials. But on instagram i like to see what youre up to its fun and you did this thing once that i saw recently, where you went ax throwing yeah, i was out yeah, i was out with the band. We were playing in the south someplace, and we had a day off. And i saw this place where you can throw axes and drink beer. [ laughter ] so that seemed like a pretty winning combination. Jimmy no, no, thats a a terrible idea. Do you do that often no, ive never done it before and i so i texted everybody in the band, everybody in the nobody wanted to do it with me so i went by myself and threw axes and jimmy drank beer drank beer, yeah. Jimmy and it was fun it was fun, yeah. I liked it there is something very satisfying about it. Jimmy you actually posted a video. Here is kevin bacon ax throwing take a look at this. Come on [ laughter ] jimmy i mean, that was good [ applause ] i mean, i dont know i was saying to you backstage, i know it looks cool and everything because youre like, come on. But i didnt see you throw an ax no, you dont actually see jimmy i see an ax land and you enter from a different angle. [ laughter ] theres conspiracies you like pop up from under the ax yeah, i know. I know jimmy come on. Look at what i threw [ laughter ] it came from over there. I know, i know. Jimmy how do we know its you throwing it . Well, first off, there was nobody there to shoot the video for me, so i had to take the phone and set it up on the edge of the ax throwing booth or whatever, because i was alone, as i already established jimmy how sad. And so, i realized after i posted it that there is absolutely no evidence that i actually can throw an ax and im not sure if i can, i dont know jimmy well, theres one way to find out. [ cheers and applause do you want to see if you can hit a bullseye right now you want to do it . We got it set up [ applause ] come on. Come on, you got to try it ill give you three shots. Ill give you three chances. All right, lets do this here we go, come on. What are these axes [ applause ] wait a second, these have rubber tips on them. Can i take off the rubber . Jimmy no, you have to leave the rubber tips on because thats true. Is that comedy . Jimmy no exactly, right no [ talking over each other a little joke at my expense jimmy kevin bacon throwing an ax. [ cheers ] oh, theres one jimmy thats one can i keep the rubber tip jimmy all right, thats number one here we go kevin bacon throwing an ax [ cheers and applause oh hes a dangerous man hes a dangerous man thats how you do it [ cheers and applause kevin bacon, everybody check out his new podcast the last degree of kevin bacon on spotify. Well be right back with tan france stick around [ cheers and applause john tysons motto was, when better chickens are hatched, we will hatch them. Its why all of the tyson chicken that bears his name is raised with no antibiotics ever. Every nugget, strip and drumstick. Keep it real. Keep it tyson. Hello, i saw you move in, and i wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood with some homemade biscuits oh, thats so nice and a little tip, geico could help you save on homeowners insurance. Hmm cookies uhh, biscuits. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy you know our next guest as the fashion expert of queer eyes fab five he now has a new show on netflix called next in fashion which is streaming right now. Please welcome tan france [ cheers and applause i love you. I know that this is i know that this is your show this is his show clearly and hes got things to start with, but ive got to say real quick jimmy sure backstage he was too scared to give me hugs and now hes like all about the hug he wouldnt even shake my hand, and now youre all about the hugs because we won a game together [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, it was i was a little giddy oh, really . Jimmy backstage because i was doing i was doing fist bump i love a fist bump. Jimmy i dont. People are shocked, but with a fist bump with me, because i dont seem like obviously i dont seem like the fist bump kind of guy. [ light laughter ] keeps me keeps me well. Jimmy im so happy you are here again thanks. Jimmy i want to i was talking to you backstage, because i said you have such an iconic look. And you said that youd been getting mistaken for a a different celebrity. See, i would like to believe i have an iconic look. Jimmy you do but apparently somebody else has that iconic look Taika Waititi. And so [ laughter ] jimmy Taika Waititi from jojo rabbit. Yeah jimmy who just won the oscar . Yes so a very, very famous taika and so ill be so heres the thing. [ light laughter ] heres the thing this is like tan france tv hair when i dont have this hair, its like really curly like taikas. And so when im out in public, people will they started doing this about a year ago where theyre like, is it you . Im like, yeah. [ light laughter ] and then theyll start taking the picture and its very clear they think im taika and so im like, well, ill just lean in. And so i continue on [ laughter ] what is hilarous though is that i dont change my accent, but, america, i love you very much but you clearly dont know how to distinguish accents [ light laughter ] because hes from new zealand. Im from england and i saw taika at a party a a few months ago and i was like, oh, my gosh, taika, people keep mistaking me for you. And he was like, they do it to me, too. I was like, do you change your accent . He was like, nah, its america. They dont know the difference. [ laughter and applause jimmy we dont care, we love everybody they dont know jimmy we love everybody. They dont know jimmy but i mean, ive been out with you guys in the public and people freak out around you. Oh. Jimmy they love you. You are beloved in america as well and is there one question that people always stop and ask you is there one well, theres a couple of things they start with a move which is they lift me which is so bizarre. Can i do a quick p. S. A. . Jimmy yeah can i take this time . Stop lifting me whoever stop lifting me im a grown man. They see me with my queer eye boys [ laughter ] jimmy wait, what so, im with my queer eye boys and theyre all much taller and so everybody thinks when they see me that i must be tiny and so they get really excited and they lift me up. Jimmy wait, they grab you and they lift you off the ground like strangers. [ laughter ] strangers. Jimmy what and so, once and they jump and so the first thing i say when somebody runs up to me, im like, please dont lift me. [ laughter ] jimmy did i lift you when you came out yes, you did. [ laughter ] and it was very awkward. Jimmy i hugged you no, you were like, hey, tan. I dont shake hands but let me lift you and bounce you. Jimmy no, i did not lift you and bounce you [ laughter ] what fashion advice do they ask you for . Like, hey, can you design my wardrobe . What do you they ask me a lot [ cheers ] and so people will ask me to french tuck them thanks so much for those woos [ light laughter ] but what i find very strange is so its called a french tuck because you just tuck in the front of your shirt. However, when you just say it to a stranger yeah. Jimmy and i am a stranger to them. They dont really know me. Theyll come over and they say, will you french tuck me . It sounds really vulgar. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah [ laughter ] especially by a urinal. Urinal however you guys pronounce it. Jimmy oh, yeah okay, sorry, yeah. [ laughter ] in a in a public restroom [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] in a public restroom why would you follow me in and then ask me to french tuck you whilst im out jimmy especially in the urinal, too. Yeah, i mean thats a [ laughter ] absolutely why would you do that as well . Yeah i was i know youre great with style thanks. Jimmy but, you know what i didnt know really about you is that you were an actual designer yeah, im actually, im not a stylist, im a designer. I do that on queer eye because i know how to style people i would like to believe. But first and for most, im a designer and so jimmy for years. And i have been, yes, since i was, like, 16 i went to designer school. I was making womens clothing. Thats how i made my money i created businesses that were womens wear jimmy its good to know this yeah. And so and so when you mentioned earlier, i have a new show called next in fashion when they came and asked me if i wanted to do that, i was like, heck, yeah. Like, encourage new designers. Celebrate the craft of design, it was a gods send. Jimmy and now your cohost alexa chung, i love her. I love her so much. Jimmy hi, alexa chung. I love her shes awesome. I love her so much. Shes honestly incredible. I was about to say shes the best host on tv other than Jimmy Fallon Jimmy thank you, i appreciate that. You saved yourself [ cheers and applause you saved yourself shes amazing but you know, shes so smart, so funny jimmy funny, yeah. So ridiculously attractive at 5 00 a. M. , its just sickening. [ laughter ] shes wonderful. Shes such a great talent, yeah jimmy can you explain the show to anyone yes jimmy yeah so its 18 designers from all over the world theyre competing to be the next household name. And so these are with people who worked for major, major design houses. And theyre competing against each other they start in groups and then they compete against each other. And it is a celebration of great design they really are incredible people and it brings the world together to celebrate Different Countries and opportunities and designs. Jimmy i also like it because it shows you how much work goes into this oh, yeah jimmy these clothes. You just go, oh, thats just a jacket and its a tie and its a shirt. Yeah. Jimmy its like its so much work whats into making that thing and thats we did it in a day and a half, which is insane. They do this within a day and a half they make the most incredible clothes. And then the final collection, they do within two days. And it will blow your mind it will blow your mind in my opinion, its some of the most beautiful fashion youll ever see on tv jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Heres tan france in next in fashion. Take a look. Okay, who of you has dressed an alist celebrity . Nice, oh, my god, youre smashing it. Nasheli. Beyonce what . Yeah. You dont have to dress anyone else if youve already dressed beyonce. Okay. Hi, marco who did you dress . Theres iggy, rita, fergie. I like anyone with one name [ laughter ] okay, ive got one last question who amongst you is a household name maybe not any of you just yet, but thats exactly why were here today jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause make them a household name tan france, everybody [ cheers and applause next in fashion is streaming now on netflix well be right back with standup from Taylor Tomlinson stick around [ cheers and applause my name is beatrice dixon. Im the founder of the honey pot. To have a retailer like target see you and believe in you, is everything. The reason why its so important for honey pot to do well is so the next black girl she could have a better opportunity. That means a lot to me. Are Critical Skills for scientists at 3m. One of the products i helped develop was a softer, more secure diaper closure. As a mom, i knew it had to work. There were babies involved. And they werent saying much. I envisioned what its like for babies to have diapers around them. 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