And milked for our semen. Eric, were so far from home. We arent gonna see home again, babe. Were gonna make it. Theres no turning back. Do you really think theres hope . Yes. I do. February 20th, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. Last night, the first and last first black president of the United States said his goodbye to the 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell obama was really the president of millenials because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. If something needs fixing then lace up your shoes and do some organizing. If youre tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life. I dont say this often, but i do not agree with the president. Do not meet people that youve argued with on the internet. It will end with you bleeding in an alley. Dont do it. Dont do it. You know, last nights speech felt less like a farewell address and more like a parent
And milked for our semen. Eric, were so far from home. We arent gonna see home again, babe. Were gonna make it. Theres no turning back. Do you really think theres hope . Yes. I do. February 20th, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. Last night, the first and last first black president of the United States said his goodbye to the 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell obama was really the president of millenials because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. If something needs fixing then lace up your shoes and do some organizing. If youre tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life. I dont say this often, but i do not agree with the president. Do not meet people that youve argued with on the internet. It will end with you bleeding in an alley. Dont do it. Dont do it. You know, last nights speech felt less like a farewell address and more like a parent
You did good, man. Im proud of you, buddy. Incredible [bleep] show. [techno music] it takes a lot of balls to do that. I wouldnt be able to do that. Happy to do it. Great, dude. It really was. It was really great. Thats my guy, right . Male announcer february 21, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. [upbeat rock music] the celebrity appresident. As is often the case in hollywood, whenever meryl streep is involved in something, theres a good chance that shes gonna steal the show, and last night was no different. There was one performance this year that stunned me. It was that moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter. Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence. When the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose. Early this morning, i assume while taking his daily trump dump, the president elect tweeted his response. For the 10
You did good, man. Im proud of you, buddy. Incredible [bleep] show. [techno music] it takes a lot of balls to do that. I wouldnt be able to do that. Happy to do it. Great, dude. It really was. It was really great. Thats my guy, right . Male announcer february 21, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. [upbeat rock music] the celebrity appresident. As is often the case in hollywood, whenever meryl streep is involved in something, theres a good chance that shes gonna steal the show, and last night was no different. There was one performance this year that stunned me. It was that moment when the person asking to sit in the most respected seat in our country imitated a disabled reporter. Disrespect invites disrespect. Violence incites violence. When the powerful use their position to bully others, we all lose. Early this morning, i assume while taking his daily trump dump, the president elect tweeted his response. For the 10
cause were the champions. Yeah, call it. That was the hospital. Helen died. Oh. And left me 48,000 oh, my god. Lucky. Im Never Working again oh, im so rich im so rich im taking this. Im taking this shit right here. Whoo i can buy a new one i got that Jennifer Lawrence money, bitch whoo haha you ready for this knucklepuck . I was born ready, baby. I cant believe this is happening. Its knucklepuck time wait, no, i get to say that. Okay, the person who hits it says, its knucklepuck time. Okay. Its knucklepuck time. Its knucklepuck time. Knucklepuck time. Guys, check it out. I want you to meet nipples 2099. Whoa ow ow [groaning] son of a. No no, i cant handle another death. No sorry. That went kersplat. Nice. Nice. Male announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. [cheers and applause] today is officially president obamas last day in office. [audience groans] and i can tell you that the marine one helicopter thats gonna carry