Hearing from women who are suing the manufacturer. Begin this morning with a day at todays opener. Your world in 90 seconds. This guy was on a killing rampage and shooting at passer buys. A deadly shooting spre in Northern California. Gunman randomly targeted people at seven different places. Including elementary school. He was killed by officers. Yet another pillar of support for roy moore is crumbling. Rnc pulling out. Obviously not fit to be a United States senate. Attorney general testifying about Campaign Contact with russia. Today you stated i dont recall at least 20 times. Is that fair to say. I have no idea. Southeast africa, long time ruler of similar bzimbabwe is b by the army. Manhunt ay as Police Investigate whether a suspected serial killer struck again. Were going to find you. Ucla basket bat players back from china after being detained in the country after shoplifting charges. Frightening moment aboard a flight as it came into miami. Bird flew into the planes nose. All t
Well hear from women who are suing the manufacturer after suffering serious burns. But we begin with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. This guy was on a killing rampage. He was driving up and down the street shooting at passerbyes. Hes a bad guy. A deadly shooting spree in Northern California. The gunman randomly targeted people at seven different places, including an Elementary School. He was killed by officers. Im being harassed. Yet another pillar of support for roy moore is crumbling. The rnc pulling out of a fundraising agreement with moore. Hes obviously not fit to be in the United States senate. Attorney general sessions testifying about Campaign Contact with russia. Today you have stated i dont recall at least 20 times. Is that fair to say . I have no idea. In southeast africa, the longtime ruler of zimbabwe is being held by the army in an apparent coup. A manhunt is under way in tampa as Police Investigate whether a suspected serial killer has struck again
Aagh. [screams] so let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. Yeah, thats basically it. Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, lets head em out. Im sorry, kyle. I should i have told you the surgery was cosmetic only. So does this mean im not really a dolphin . Lets get you two up to the clinic, and ill change you back for a nominal fee. But what about mr. Garrison . He cant go back. You know what, im okay. Even though im not truly a woman, i think i still like the new me. Id rather be a woman who cant have periods than a fag. Hey, guys this girl is staying a woman. Who wants to pound my vag . Girl power. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you thank you so much and thank you for tuning in welcome to the daily show im trevor noah i could n
Aagh. [screams] so let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. Yeah, thats basically it. Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, lets head em out. Im sorry, kyle. I should i have told you the surgery was cosmetic only. So does this mean im not really a dolphin . Lets get you two up to the clinic, and ill change you back for a nominal fee. But what about mr. Garrison . He cant go back. You know what, im okay. Even though im not truly a woman, i think i still like the new me. Id rather be a woman who cant have periods than a fag. Hey, guys this girl is staying a woman. Who wants to pound my vag . Girl power. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor thank you thank you so much and thank you for tuning in welcome to the daily show im trevor noah i could n
And milked for our semen. Eric, were so far from home. We arent gonna see home again, babe. Were gonna make it. Theres no turning back. Do you really think theres hope . Yes. I do. February 20th, 2017. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. Last night, the first and last first black president of the United States said his goodbye to the 20,000 of his closest friends. And you could tell obama was really the president of millenials because the entire speech seemed like one giant subtweet. If something needs fixing then lace up your shoes and do some organizing. If youre tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life. I dont say this often, but i do not agree with the president. Do not meet people that youve argued with on the internet. It will end with you bleeding in an alley. Dont do it. Dont do it. You know, last nights speech felt less like a farewell address and more like a parent