oh, yeah. oh, happy monday, everybody. >> so there's a new marvel movie and apparently it. i wisharently . i haven't seen it yet because as you know, i have better things to do. >> the new flick is courtesy of disney, who owns the marvel cinematic universe.. but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worseal marve. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box officegettin, because their latt offering, the marvels, was the opening for a marvel movie ever. ofn worse than iron man versus little women. >>e oh, they got destroyed in that. >> now, in this universe, wome m are as physically strong as men. i'm talking actual women now, i'm actual w with 5:00 shadowss who can their name in the snow . >> but today, entertainment is now secondary to diversits wy in every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanutpe anutm&ms and twice as nutty. nut it's the universe, according to disney. unfortunatelty y, that'siverse the only universe where this is a hit and it's a universe w that's more and more audience find as entertaining as counting the liver spots on president biden's thighs. so as hollywood's numbers drop, like nancy pelosi's on aso a hot day, oh, it's prettyo ge good for 79. >> they keep trying to get us to see moviest with a e moviest message. but are they getting our message? haveare thng our they finally ru that most of us would rather be dry, shaved with a cheese graterldhe than spend 25 bucks being scolded by a virtue signaling cartoon? che >> apparently not, because with the marvels, disney hases a movie so bad, it makes hunter's cocaine boogers look like art's makes. look l >> do we havike a clip of the movie? no word. well done. well, well done. >> i mean, technically, that is dog. yeah, but the review s, al but the review the flick have been brutal. apparently, the problems include the scriptapparent p, t, the casting, the plot. aside from that, it's am that masterpiece. >> it's so bad the theaters are making grief counselors availabl nselorlee to after the film. it stars the ultra woke brieflyo who's never made a movie you've seen and she stink s bad. bad her first name shouldn't be brie it should be limburgere . >> ai.m i right? piece of . >> if that piece happens to be her head o sexist would sayer that. hers. really, because she considers herself to be a gender activiset which to the woke means all men are awful. unless, of course, they were carrying a purse and a bud light. apparently, her superpower is making talent super invisibld as far as the script and thethe rest of the cast, who really cares? >> marvel focuseo res on good moviemaking, the way the view focuses on cutting carbshe way h the work idea of making all the superherr heo is a group of fuly diverse females beating people up as if they're guysssuo was based on the assumption that there is an audience for, b that. >> well, maybe if they're the us women's soccer teame if. >> speaking of megan rapinoe played the final game of her pro career on saturdaymegan . it ended with her on the sidelines with an injury. in the post-game presser decided who was to blame. and of course, it wasn'ton the . >> i mean, you know, i'm not i'm a religious person or anything t . >> and if there was a god like this is proof that there is a gap. >> so, yeah, it just is dumb because it's like 6 minutes. and my achilles, i mean, oh, soe her injury is proof there's no god. >> i would argue the contrary. there an injury during her championship game is proof positive that goring herd is anh and has a kick sense of humor.as you go god., but this is wokeism in a nutshell. nuts megan got far on herhe. her whoa. credentials. but when that ran ou wokt, whate you left with? blame. once everything is stripped away? ing is, there's no grace oror humility. just a blaming god or no god.is it's the t yoke of being woke. w you expect the worldok is something. d you and you, in turn. oh, no gratitude. but when the woke where welfarek wears off, all that's left is an insipid sermoe n. mo and that's movies today. the problem is the audience. thes'se producers and directors thinks exist. it doesn't. that's becauseit the doesn't think like your average hollywood producer. they aren't coward t think s. ey are them. audience want a good movie, not phony virtue signaling from a bunch of elitist wipes trying to appeal to a groupny of outraged activists. you want proof? s anyone it's in the numbers. has anyone noticed that women flocked to see notic barbie, but the marvels? barbie made $1,000,000,000 acknowledging that women would go see a movie about a doll.e wo a doll. about wait to see a movie about a doll. that's whoever made it must have actually had a childhood and recognize that biology dictates preferences and that most girls left alone will play with dollswill pla. thos well, some guys too.are but those dolls are made in japan and need to be inflatedmaden an. i don't speak for myself, but while girls played barbie,tl boys played army or superhero.e sure, barbie mentioned a few times, but that was soor the producers could check the woke box.d it e >> but women flocked to it and they loved it. even if the inspiratio in wasasi a character made out of more plastic than your average cardassian. >> so the marvels is the mar biggesvet yet, and disney losesn millions, pretending women would pay to see ig wod t. >> it's the cinematic equivalent of a brian kilmeade book equival. buying nobody's buying it. but as it turns out, thankovie w god women and men aren't attracted to a movie with a messaga mee that has no creata or artistic value. propagandart is like. >> you know it when you see it.. so as long as hollywood puts woke before work or a decent script with good dialog diaand solid plot memorablet go characters, we're just going to skip it. to skip it. are more pleasurable ways to spend your day like a roothr' and irs audit. >> and even tonight's shows sho. >> that's the way we're today. guess if you serve her gluten, you'll have her tootin. joseph kennedy saves the worldl podcast. he's like a membership to planet fitnesmembershs in po to cancel. actor and stand up comedian tyler fisher. he's better the plot to fast and furious nine new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. i don't get it. or and he picks his teeth with the eiffel tower "new york times" bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus kennedy. >> you're a female. what? ye>> greg:s, i know.>> gre it's true. and you're you know,g: you're savvy, you know, pop culture. you like entertainment. you have daughtersop or. >> so i'm not going to touchit you. wear your bathing suit covers. hey. yes. my point. you were in their target demo. yes. and i love marvel movies>> gre rget. love marvel movies>> gre always have.mo and marvel has made some of my favorite movies over al years.te movies over and it user d to be that they5 would put something out. and the marvel creative universe was something that had the most intricate architecture. and there were so smart about how they developed characters and spin offs, putth the pieces together. but unfortunately, and this must be a mandate pir,e disney, they have lost the plot and it's really it's sadmandat. >> you used to be you could see an ad for marvel movie out an ad for marvel movie out and you be like, yes, deadpool, this guy is damaged. but reallywouy and awesome. and that was a smart, funnynn movie. but thisy like, i caught a glimpse of i don't know what this is about. ow what it's point. it's so expensive to go to movies anymore. why woulies d you waste your tin and money seeing this when t the dialog is completely predictable and you don't careel about the character? >> that's so true.ow, you know, tyler, i didn't see nr the. but that never stops me from talking about it. >> sure, it really does. i throw the expert. yeah, i'm an expert at nothing i that i actually do research on. but you know what, kennedydo makes a good point. that those superhero movies are generally kind of funny. there's a lot of teasing movie.t it seems to me that there is no there's none of that in this. it's moro e about teaching you something. >> it's all a big ted talk, k ia you know? >> yeah. just watch a ted talk instead of a movie. yeah, it's all. d of it's all meaningless virtue signaling. that's all it is. they want to show, you know, what they stand for. >> and they usually the woman tow up and might falhe woman fall in love. >> but this time she just, you know, they hate the guys . and that's it. yeah. and i think that that reflects the dating culture rs th is woms want. >> they want to be like their heroes. so. i mean, my e., myx superpower ws emasculating me in public. >> and i thinkwa, you know, goi. around it's going around going ,yeah. >> did you see barbie? no, no, but i. i like the ryan gosling face. i watched all ryan gosling lik scenes. >> i realize he just looks like he's not a good actot r. >> he just looks like he's smelling a . every scene he does that face, it's just. he ds thath, that's true. that's also a thing that's notos acting yet. >> and i could see even with seeit throuee even it through my beard. >> i saw it through your beard. but more short characters. >> no one cares about diversity, about height. right, greg? because tyleversity her we discn tyler is actually shorter than me. this is th me.e first time and - history your whole life. >> i can verify that. and i sae w it they stood. back to back in the green room. >> that's why i'm here for exact diversity hire yes i canhi lord over you get a hold of emmanuel lewis. >> yes. is he alive? yes. okay, good. >> it's the other one. that's ted coleman. yes. god rest in black cat. >> you loved barbie. ba >> i did it because you're a girl. probablyt . >> pro >> would you like this movie? would you go to this movie? i don' would yt go to the marvel movies. i think i live too close to comic-con. yes. i just i see all that and i'm like, no, not for mee . >> no. so probably not. but i don't really go to most movies. barbiely not bs was the last ont to. mm. i want to talk about megan rapinoe, if that'si wanto talk t absolutely. i just i disagree with you. i think shs e joking. oh, i think she was yeah, she. was joking and she was tryinyesg to use humor to make herself feel better about truly a tough situation. she was like, this is my last career. and, you kno you knoww and thenat she it's over like that. i think that she probably wouldn't be that nice to m thate. t be that nice to m no, she wouldn't. but if i stop being nice to people just because >> bthey would hate me or did he me, a lot of my relationships would have been a lot shorter. well, that's a to be learnedat i that i didn't see coming, you know, to iris. tell m dide your feelings about marvel. >> you are an expert at these movies. yeaht , well, i don't know. >> i'm an expert at them. i just it's.expert. they're all the same.s all these stories that you always kind of weave alwan. kind of weave and it's in this one. it's how woke don't work.it's and you know h what? and it's funny because the the woke and we were and catause prt my point cat is puts herself she oint cat is puts herself what she said was in poor taste but it was probabl iy joke we don't get that if cat makes a joke then they want her to apologize the next day on tv or apologize the next day on tv or you made a joke that someone might not like. she's making jokes and hasbee so sense of humor. absolutely should. terrible joke teller. she was mad. sh oe was upset, and she wanted to blame everyone. but here's the thing. it was her wokeness that allowed her soccer career to keep going. there was a young womanlowed who didn't get to be onhe the field that night because o keeptdia hat night because her. they tried to cut her before and she went to the media and made threats and allanan otr kind of stuff. and then lo and behold, they bend the knee to the wo ani the difference is people aren't bending the knee at the box officebending . the woke they don't want the woke story. no one has ever wanted the woke storr wanty. tri we've been tricked intoo thinking they had these huge numbers becausthinkithey he thew banned it, attacked us on social media. but whenever they haves on to oe that fake world of feelings in the real world, t no one hasr th time for that. >> yeah. marvel used to tell good moviea . they brought in directors and producers who grew up direoducers , lived, and you sas like, oh man, it's great. it's a great movie. grea, with thor.ie. thor was like, everyone loved thor. and then all of a sudden thor became thor and al, the focus m all time, and they just walked away from it. e of alle anpeople are walking t because they don't live that way. they don't think that way. and they don't want their kidswt that way. and i took my daughters to see barbie , did i love it? 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windy city and going back to their native venezuela windy cbett after a better life didn't exactly pan out for them. turns out most can't afforer pan d the crushing cost of ammo. >> but you know, chicago'sd tht the . venezuela seems like a better option. i gues -- seems by nomics it's g everybody, even people who came here illegally. as one guy told the chicago tribune, quote, the american dream doesn' t exist anymore. there's nothing here for us. sadly, that's the same exactan that's being expressed by another ethnic group. americans will be right back. >> i'm kidding. we won't be right back, tyler.te so what's the deal here? what'sr. dea going on? >> well, first of all, i don't think the wall is to protect people from attacking biden and going. i think it's protect biden fromi the wind, which at this point is the biggest threaden ant thac . biden could be the firstt bi president to be assassinated by time. >> right. you know, so and trump'se assase thrilled. >> right. they said the wall is racist. another putting up the wal is rl wants a wall, greg. everybody wants a wall right? everybody wants a wall. i did not know china greg: d, r? >> i didn't know you could do trump. this is now the great wall of china because it's an chinarchitecture. an right. and right now it's the hands.re >> it's the little hands. it's a little hands. that was well doneg: thee , verl done. >> i did not know that wasi dido pretty good. >> i'm like a little blown away by time. i see that. yeah b awa, a little shorter thn you. >> clever than. yeah, well, going. car yeah. they won't be on again. i'll take care of bostonof, . it worry. but it must be bad if migrants are leaving the united states for venezuela. re >> yeah. they get here and they go. even - on free stuff. it was a long walk, you know, staying? nope, nope. turn around. pack it up . me >> let's go. no, you can't come with us. they even are rejectingour fr our hotels, our free hotel. >> yeah, like, welee l that kind e, welee of 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sporting events. >> i wish i could have gottene that deal when i was in middle school. deal whed see, it's just i black. you know, that stuff that countless amateur and pro athletes where all the time to reduce glare frompro-athl lit wasn't blackface the specific makeup, th mocking black people that was worn by minstrel performers and other failed entertainers. t protec sadly while it protects you from glare, it doesn't iprotect from the powerful rays of stupidity. so he was there as astupid fan n watching the game and had no and no one had a problem with it at the tim e. da but a week later, he and his dad got called to a meeting with the principaling with who d them it was blackface because one of the schools had a mostly black studen bt body and his suspension report called it a, quote, offensive. comet with intent to harm. wit >> now a nonprofit dedicated spc to defending free speech fire, i believe is getting involved.t they say it's a protected form of expression and the kid wouldn ,following a popular war paint inspired trend used by athletes. warpaint. wait til liz warren hears about this. >> she's going to be furious. so do they. can't get wrongly suspended or did he take it athletic practice too far either waye hi i'm sure they'll forgive him if he takes a knee during the nationalifs . ationa oh, when i go to the person who knows the most about sports. >> kat yeah, sports and eighth graders. yeah. >> but the thing here is that the intent. they say intent, but they ignored intent of. >> course, that's exactly what they ignore. and also, you know, what's really sadnorentent. is? i actually don't think that everybody actually thought that he was dointually dnk thate racist or a racist eighth grader. >> yeah. in blackface at a game. yeah. gaand what it was, was these the meetings with people that were reviewing, they weren't really thinking that it was that they didn't want to be the one to say it. yeah. then they're like, oh, that i'm going to be next. so everyone would juste xt everyone would juste be happier, like actually potentially ruining.ti this kid's school experience, at least till he goes to another school as beingk face like, blackface kid. nobody wants that right. yeah. and the suspension body wanhat , i'll say, brother really ruined things for an eighth grader. then i assume some o r tf the rk themselves for calling out something for what it really very clearlyor is. >> it's true. it's true. de facto, their cowardic.e allowed them to put thishi on him. so now eighth grader. yeahm.>> an ei, eighth grader.>g >> what do you think? tyra's not screwed, but the fire's not screwed, but the this is what happens, is the problem with these woke principals and teacherles who ty to find it's not their lesson. i mean, i've bee n this startedall. when i was playing ball. athletes did it. and it's even the same t an thing you make the warrior triangle down your face. if anything he should be upset becaus warriore e whoever put id to use a brush, not fingers, you would have done it ve done d >> it just that's the difference. he's doing your beer, tyrus yeah, it really could be. and i would think that, first of all, look at the little tyrus would be like, oh, you little racist. >> what's wrong with you ? what's wrong with you no racist, nothing about thiso go said, hey, i'm going to go to al school that's 90% black. it starts nothing, nothing about that child. judge okay? he's i'm don't judge a boookk by cover i can see through this book he's like £60 soaking wet. thert.e at a football game, trying to look like probably somebody he admires and heroes in the crowdke as they do it.t o my, my, my daughter does it for soccer. my son all paint each other upt face and they do different faces. and not one time i'm watching going. h hey, hey.the and for the record, lookco at howarrdd stern. look at all the list of the people on there. blackface is all black. yeahs alack., all black. and then they draw big lips over it and stuff. all really badff. triangles. and that's probably why [lauthat's probably why leave him alone.ve h he deserves an apologyim a. >> people should take up to the bell. should be fired. disgu >>st it's disgusting. yeah. no, definitely kennedy. i remember a similar storyi remb involving, you know, just kidding. >> but liksimilar e, there weren posting instagram photos of facials. >> do you remember thie women s and it was like it was if itwasa was a dark facial, then they werl,e they called out. and again, if you explain intent, then can't have manufactured outrage. yeah. so you have to ignor e. ignor intent. yeah. the charcoal masks. i remember them well the peel off onese intent. the yes. if you worry, masks would clear your pores but actually make you large pores even worse. so maybe that's what he's doing. maybe he's got a nic enlarge theie charcoal a nic enlarge mask. he's trying to tame his adolescent skihe's tn. i really. i really feel for him because we've been in that position. we'vthat a couplet position. of hours ago. i was listening to brad baer's oftobook and was wearing mascar and i was so moved that i just i sobbed my mascara downcara my face and got called into h.r .ve >> so i've been through something very similar. i do have experienceryar . d hiave experienceryar >> middle schoolers and high schoolers. they're pretty much di schood you know, they're they really they're not trying to do anything, but just arounds the entire time and make their friends laugh. that's all they're doing . at's all they're doing yeah. so, you know, it's like if t he was leighton's, would that be chemical warfare. al w >>at be chemical warfare. al w depends what he had for breakfast. point taken. i don't know what that means. tyle r. e >> did he take this too far orsa not far enough?person >> i mean, this is a reallyal personal story to me as. as someone who's me someone si eighth grader, all of this still rings trueer, all . rd >> no, i mean, look, i've got a beard. i'm 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the wnba. >> oh, sexist would say tyrus, what are your thoughts on this? you know what? i actually i haven't had muc yh to applaud espn about, but good for them because. this is not the story, but this is the story everyone wants to talk about right. t that if anyone who watched the ufc that night or even saw any clips of it, the rea itl story wasthe rea the fact that a president would like 700d like0 former presidens 7000 indictments on it walks into madison square garden arena with dana white and the place goes nutlks. yeah, standing ovation to where the people are. clearly not giving a about what the charges and stuff they're doing to presidention. trump that his momentum is still building. he didn't get booed. they weren't indifferent i. they didn't sit on their hands like they did several years ago with like, i like them, but i ir seen clapping seeem, but i for them. >> it was they were standing. they were going nuts. dana white, him. he even has a little entourage. i think tucker was like tends a littleto apply, hey, guys, war me. and they're all walk out. they're tucker and kid rock,an right? yeah. so and they came out there and that was the story. way t thy of an actress that none of us have heard of and oh, billboardd ofs. i mean, it's not fair to him. he's a really good comedian i and now he's getting caught up in this joke. yeah, she wants to flip him off. so what? i'm sure there was people who booed.this j shefl but the main story, the major ofsurere som story, the major even in new york. yeah, he still has that type of popularity where people and they're not afraid to show it anymore. >> and that's the real story it yeah. yeah. ty havyexplai that explains, like the voting kind of like a voting habitsnsvg of people that every guy has. a friend like trump who'y s hilarious and fun and obnoxious, but your wife hates hi, m. >> yeah, no, that's me. i said you're my friend. i'm sorry. i literally neve sr thoughtn my i would say this in my whole life, ever. but i know exactly how donald i kni know exactly how donald >> yeah, i know what it's like v to have someone's making it very clear that they do not like me and guy just sits there and lets her keep doing it, even though i'm just standing there minding my business. >> but you know what it is? it is.now it's of similar because like guys kind of want to vote for trume saying,r nt to vote for you're not voting for trump. yeah, but i think bill burr is similar. >> trump and like a lot of his jokes, yeah, i think he probably took his sidhinkesh right. >> he's like, right. you know, i kind of wish, right? i wish n, noo, no, right. i'm dealing with this on a monday, right? i wish right trump no, no, don't. >> i wish trump turned around, gave her the birth right, built a wall around her mouth. >> so she stopped talking formot 5 seconds, cries right. if i only sa stoppedw it right.s >>se but i missed it.i. he was looking off in the distance. he shut it down. ye lookings right.'s his you can't hit 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