Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jr. In the last year. Just three? you call yourself a kennedy. All downhill from him. Italian women earned a guinness world record when her tongue was confirmed to have more girth than a pingpong ball. Is she willing to travel asked one man. Kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by helene. Apparentl
All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So before we get to some new stories, lets do this gregs leftovers. Mm. All right, its leftovers. T us this is where i read the jokes that we didnt use this week. And as always, its first time reading them. So if they , well dress. Joe Mackie F up as a goose and send him to springfield, ohioe mott. So today is the 13th. Oh, yeah. And to celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new York Post that he is done debating and will not do another. Were still waiting o
Donald trump blocked overtime benefits for millions of workers. [ Crowd Booing ] he opposed efforts to raise the minimum wage. As the president said, he appointed Union Busters to the national labor relations board. [ Crowd Booing ] and, dont forget, he supposed socalled right to work laws. I remember a time when republicans talked about things like freedom, they meant it. They would never turn their back on our allies. But thats not these guys. Trump and vance, when they talk about freedom, means government should have the freedom to invade every corner of our life. They talk about small government, small enough to be in your bedroom. Small enough to be in your exam room. Small enough to be in your library, telling you the things you should make decisions about. The Harriswalz Campaign spent the Labor Day Holiday speaking to Union Workers in Battleground States. Meanwhile, Donald Trump and Jd Vance took The Day off from the Campaign Trail. We are now just a little over two months away
Happy thursday, everybody. Yous him just settle down,av you savages. Kamala harris made a Campaign Stop at an Abortionfo Clinic Today where the staff told her it wa is too late. Thank you. On tuesday, special prosecutor Robert Hunter defended his decision not to charge joe bidens ghostwriter for deleting Interview Recordings with the president , since its the pre fi time a ghostwriter had worked with an actual ghostteh. Americans are being warned about a second wave of venezuelan gangs coming over the border as Anothe Abowaver 100 inmates have been released from prison. In response, the u. Sn reed. Wile sending some of our worst vene. Ezuela back in your face, researchers have come up with a list lis the 100 most obese cities in the country. Topping the list were mcallen, texas. Jackson, mississippi. And stelter ville, new jersey. Never, Never Shoehorn Him in anywhere. The white house claims their plan to borrow 16 trillion over the next ten years is fiscally responsewi able. Whats als
Comers remarks were short. If he found anything that was, he would have leapt at the chance to say it. You would think that he would have led the entire commentary just a few moments ago with whatever he seems to have found. That was fox news host neil cavuto, not buying what james comer was trying to sell on capitol hill yesterday. Were going to go through Hunter Bidens closed door testimony to the House Oversight Committee Later in the show here. Plus, the end of an era for senate republicans. The partys longest Serving Leader in the Upper Chamber is stepping down at the end of the year. Well take a look at Mitch Mcconnells legacy and who might replace him. Of course, were going to talk about the shocking news we all heard yesterday. The death of beloved comedian and actor Richard Lewis. Well talk about that and play for you some of joes interview with him, which happened just several weeks ago. Good morning. Welcome to morning joe. It is thursday, february 29th. With us, we have the