brazen thefts sweeping the country. gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier you're just glad to see them. >> tyrus: ew. >> greg: now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. roll it. they're not going to do nothing. do you have insurance? do you have insurance. >> what? >> does he have insurance? >> yeah he got insurance. >> no. it hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. >> ain't nothing you can do though. ain't nothing you can do. police, ain't nothing you can do until police come in. hey, hey, no, don't. hey, ain't nothing you can do, man. >> greg: infuriating to watch, right? even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] >> greg: but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. which is a weird thing when you're told law and order exists. we know it doesn't anymore. so this looks like all the other smash and grab videos we're seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. it's true hawing dawes and toothpaste get locked up while the heats roam free and it's happening everywhere. and why? you heard the guy filming it, mention insurance. the idea being hey, you're insured against theft anyway so who cares, right? just wait until the cops come. then when the cops come, take your statement and then nothing ever happens because the local da is too busy given george soros a feb rudd and now the whole neighborhood knows your store is an easy target. criminals will look at it as your parents' fridge as your insurance company finally says lose my number. at least well, that's what usually happens. but not this time. so let's see the rest of this video, and then tell me how good you feel afterwards. >> ain't nothing you can do though. ain't nothing you can do, man, call police. >> no, no, no. >> ain't nothing you could do man until police come in. >> watch out. >> oh, no, ain't nothing could you do man. don't do that. don't do that, man. [cheers and applause]. >> okay! aghh! >> whooping his ass huh, that's called whooping his ass. whooping his ass. >> greg: it's okay to clap [cheers and applause] >> greg: i mean, talk about cleaning up in aisle six. i haven't seen a beatdown like this since larry kudlow tried to try on tyrus's belt. that's my kind of convenience store where thieves get their asses conveniently beat 24 hours a day. and, thank you, don't come again. now, don't get me wrong. i don't like that it gives me joy to see a man hit with a stick, even if my google search history says otherwise. oh, look at that. it's unknown if the perp was armed but clearly he acts like it. he's lucky he was hit with a stick and not a bullet. so what are the clerks supposed to do? wait to find out? i have to be honest, i loved every second of that, because i love justice. i love seeing someone being punished after threatening their victims and then the victim exacting the punishment. be honest so did you, we all felt it at once. it's clear who the bad guys are and we've had enough of them calling the shots. it's like twisted sister once said, we're not going to take it anymore, and then were men wearing makeup. talk about progressive. here's some responses to that video on twitter. quote, i've watched this 87 times. i love the teamwork! . yes amazing work gentlemen. feel good video of the day, it truly has brightened my day. in other words, people were saying the exact same thing. thanks, i needed that. so is it really our fault to embrace violence? it's natural, however, to feel good when bad people are stopped. i mean, the movie industry has made millions over the years using that very same plot. and especially when the people in power let the abuse occur. theft used to be illegal but the politicians, who aren't on the front lines, changed that. and when creeps know law enforcement won't do bleep bleep, it 'em boldens them to sweep your livelihood into a rolling trash can. so where's today's incentive to stop? i think you just saw it t shop owners knew that too because they eventually let the guy get up and let him walk out of the store. maybe he'll spread the word that this place is a no-go zone like somalia, the south side of chicago or brian kilmeade's dressing room. bottom line, when the rewards outweigh any punishment it makes sense to steal from hard-working people. that's the incentive the democrats gave these criminals. remember that the next time you pull the lever in the polling booth for somebody with a d after their name. you are you're a [bleep] idiot if you're still voting that way. [cheers and applause] >> greg: so is it any wonder that we cheer the tired, hard-working minority shop keepers when they literally fight crime? you know, it's not just stuff or insurance premiums, these excuse me bags are dealing the time the business owners sacrificed, the early mornings, the vacations they gave up to feed their families and serve their communities. they're the good guys. and the bad guys, be glad that stick didn't end up somewhere else, jerk face. so kudos to that 7-11 guy for doing what needed to be done. he just showed us that when it comes to the carrot and the stick, [bleep] the carrot, get the stick. >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! she's the best thing to happen to sunday since whipped cream and hot fudge, host of fox news sunday, shannon bream! [cheers and applause] >> greg: people are loving what comes out of his oven. chef and restaurantor andrew gruel. she can lift a hundred dollars pounds when robbing a bank in england fox news contributor kat timpf. and his ex tested positive for massiveness. my massive side kick and the world wna champion tyrus! [cheers and applause]. >> greg: shannon we were on the five together and you strayed the break that you love a man with a big stick. >> shannon: did i? is that an exact quote? >> greg: yes, it is. i am willing to admit that that brightened my day. what about -- i mean --. >> shannon: well, just listen to reaction from the folks here in your audience who love you so much. i mean, people do have this theme valve ready to explode. i think when they feel like they don't feel safe in their neighborhoods they're waiting 20, 30 minutes to show up. not cops fault, if you don't have enough on the beat and funded, they can only do what they can do but people feel this frustration and people have to be aware that when they create a situation in which people feel like there's no law and order in their community, they're going to react this way and we don't want to create a vigilante situation but if you don't enforce the laws or have people on bail earning those kinds of things, this kind of stuff is going to happen. >> greg: i wouldn't put this in the category of vigilanteism. they're not actually going out, they're defending themselves. >> shannon: heated self-defense. >> greg: any self-defense in my book is good and encouraged. would you say that guy, as a chef, is an expert at tenderizing meat? >> andrew: oh, my god. honestly the dirt bag cut lets he made after that were nothing, five stars on yelp. things went downhill for 7-11 when they started selling sushi. and is the camera moon this or not? he was like bipolar here. >> greg: yeah, he was for the robber and then sold them out. >> andrew: what a front runner. then these guys come in like jacqui chan and van dam. this was the new era version of a 99 80s hero movie. i jumped out of bed watching it at 2:30 in the morning. at the end they cut it, on the way out the guy asked for a soda. like he was like can i have soda on the way out. like end cut scene give me a soda. >> greg: but he's going to go back and tell all his friends don't go to that place. >> andrew: the soda sucks. >> greg: kat i know you're a very pro violent person, how did you take this video >> kat: i don't even like john wick. you never know what someone's going through so maybe he needed those cigarettes for his children. he had children that were going through nicotine withdraw and they were very irritable and they kept getting in trouble at camp. >> greg: yes, that's exact -- my god now i feel terrible about the whole thing he was a loving daughter >> kat: his whole family was daddy we need vapes. he's like i got you. i know what it's like to have your cigarette stolen. my brother, when i was 18 and home from college he kept stealing my cigarettes because he was selling them to my under age friends at a premium. i was like stop selling my cigarettes he was like what are you going do tell mom and dad? he had me because i would get in trouble for smoking cigs. didn't the guy say at some point he had a gun? i feel like if he says you have a gun you don't wait to find out if he has a gun. >> greg: in this case it was a stick. tyrus, i need your analysis on this. >> tyrus: well, a couple things. the kid, i loved his enthusiasm, but his rhythm was off on that. one of the things effective and i think a lot of parents who still use the golden rule you have to talk during the ass whooping. if he would have been comfortable naming ever cigarette as he whooped his ass, would you like some more ultra lights or do you want menthol mother [bleep]. you have to, you have to get more into the beating. you have to enjoy your work. >> greg: yes. >> tyrus: you know? here's the sad part and i said it to you during the video. we've already accepted this because the man videoing, he already had the propaganda. there's nothing you can do. let him go. he was high, he just wanted his one cigarette, he wanted his swisher sweet, can you hand me the grape one didn't care where he got it from. the sadness of this is that we've accepted this. because in the old days, if i wass in there and the guy -- probably would have helped get him out of the store but now you have to video it and while videoing it he's making sure everyone knows he's not involved other than saying let him go let him go because there's going to be consequences, not because -- probably the man will be charged for some kind of assault because they have time to prosecute him. or worse, we laugh, he will come back but this time he's not going to come back with a wallet in his pocket, he's going to come back with a gun or to make an example to the other store owners in the neighborhood, you don't do this because there's no help coming and that's the part, we laugh about it, they had a good day today, but now that man with the stick has to be looking over his shoulder all the time because there's no help coming because the people who are making these laws and rules, they've already decided that this is the bottom of the barrel. like we always say, cracks a few eggs. as long as they're fighting in the dirt they're not on my nice lawn and that's the message we're getting from the democrats in these cities. so hopefully nothing bad happens but i have a feeling you don't whoop a man's ass like that and he just go away unless they put him in jail which obviously isn't going to happen. >> greg: it is funny watching that guy instead of helping he asked for a free cigarette, cigar. >> tyrus: we're conditioned, like, hey, just make sure he was good. and that's sad. >> greg: all right. way to bring me down tyrus. >> tyrus: we're all laughing but when we see the guy's face rearranged three months from now we're going to feel bad about it. that's why you've got to vote. >> greg: yeah. exactly. up next -- good point. he leveraged the big guy and treated a rental like a pig stye. >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience. ♪ when i first learned about my dupuytren's contracture, my physician referred me to a hand specialist. and i'm glad he did, because when i took the tabletop test, i couldn't lay my hand flat anymore. the first hand specialist i saw only offered surgery. so, i went to a second hand specialist who also offered nonsurgical options — which felt more right for me. so, what i'd say to other people with dupuytren's contracture is this: don't wait — find a hand specialist trained in nonsurgical options, today. i found mine at findahandspecialist.com. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: not bad. they're low life tramps led by a lying gramps but will hunter send his burisma cash to fix the fancy home he trashed. we have our gruby hands on the devon archer transcript from his closed door deposition earlier this week. archer's hunter's former business associate and served on the burisma board with him while joe was veep. those were the days, back then joe was still able to cut his own food. archer told congressional investigators hunter used the biden brand for having doors opened and also his pants. sorry shannon. apparently that brand sent the right signals and allowed burisma to stay in business. and what were those signals? simple, we accept cash, visa and mastercard. archer also testified hunter received a porsche, porsche or a porsche. >> tyrus: either one. >> greg: just days after bringing pops along with an oligarch from kazakhstan. you can tell it was designed for hunter, the key chain was also a crack pipe. meanwhile some breaking news, hunter's not just a morally corrupt drug-addled human trafficker he's also a juvenile slob. he reportedly trashed a $4 million rental home in venice beach california while he lived there with his wife melissa in 2021. they allegedly left tonight today disarray and disrepair and about 80 grand in outstanding rent. wow, what a surprise. hunter abandoned that house just like a child. finally you know it's bad news for the bidens when even the main stream media isn't buying their [bleep] anymore. the washington fact checker gave four pinocchios for his claim hunter never made money from china obviously a lie since hunter himself admitted in court he pocked hundreds of thousands from chinese business dealings but the last time the post gave four pinocchios was when kilmeade claimed he was no longer a virgin. unnecessary joke. what say you, joe? >> oh, no, no. come on, man. give me a break, washington post. that right wing rag. four pinocchios. i'll give you four pinocchios right here. one, two. three. four. all right? yeah. pinocchio. you know who that was, don't you? white supremacist. i'll take him out back behind the shed, turn him into a real boy. [cheers and applause] >> greg: andrew, how would you categorize or describe this family. the people who trash stuff are the worst. you run restaurants. >> andrew: yeah. >> greg: they're like the entitled rich kid, that's what this is. >> andrew: this is like the guest that comes in and knocks everything over, spits on the pay tress and then the parents are like, oh, my gosh, he's such a cute kid and then they have like the media machine behind him saying, yeah, he's' cute kid, yeah, he's a cute kid just suffering from hard times. the contrived cliche doesn't work anymore yet they still run with it. this guy is a sloppy dressed sandwich, got the man nays in his pocket. he can't even control himself i. >> tyrus: and it's summertime. >> greg: i have no idea what that means. he travels with those little man nays packets. >> andrew: which are soon to be illegal in new york by the way. >> greg: yeah, exactly along with sticks. >> andrew: sticks and man nays i'm going to be selling out back of a 7-11. >> greg: yes. tyrus, let's talk about how this family is just like now -- they're quite possibly the worst family ever. >> tyrus: okay. i know some of it's my fault for living in poverty and not paying attention to this [bleep] growing up, but it's not like they just -- you keep saying now. when were they good? like if you watch any of biden's stuff in the senate, he was lying all the time. he was -- like when, when were they little house on the prairie? what happened? >> greg: little whore house. >> tyrus: yeah. like when did it change? this is not like his son just one day decided to trash a house in venice. he's been -- you graduate. venice beach is a lovely vacation, you know everybody, all the stars stay there, malibu, it's like a whole other world. you know, if you trash in venice you had to come up from somewhere else. that's a long line of middle class trashings to get to the big house to destroy a beach house. so, again, he's been in politics for, what, 50 years or something like that, no one knows how long. name one year that he did something and someone was like, man, that was the year joe biden did such a great job and boy was his family so well behaved. and now we're upset? like it's literally half a century of [bleep] and we still can't connect the dots. >> greg: yeah. you know, kat, we've seen your office. it's obviously in disarray >> kat: i cleaned it. >> greg: you did? good for you >> kat: it looks good. >> greg: you would never do that to a hotel room >> kat: here's the thing. no, no, no. he really messed up. because the rules are this. because he also ode back rent. >> greg: 80 grand >> kat: you can either trash the place or pay a lot of money because you trashed it. you cannot do both. >> greg: really? >> kat: yes. yes, that's the rule. don't act like you've never had a fun time in a hotel room, okay, and then sometimes it's a little messy and you just leave a bunch of cash. like i'm so sorry i'm a degenerate i'm a trash person, here's a burn of money. you can't trash it and then say see you, don't even pay for the rent at all, that is rude. even by my standard. >> greg: that is rude, yeah. i usually just left the drugs >> kat: you did that on purpose. >> greg: remember that shannon. >> tyrus: it was a tylenol p.m. >> greg: yes. >> shannon: i want to hyperventilate when i think about leaving like a messy hotel room or something. like i like to clean up before they come and then be like, oh, you're here to clean. same thing with like uber, if i fall below five stars i'm like what have i done wrong. you have to know if you're somebody like the bidens people are going to recognize you, they're going to talk about this, they're going to give this story to the daily mail. you know if people are watching you and know your last name or they think there's any way they know where you work you want to leave a good impression and cash >> kat: what's the point of all these shady business dealings if you're not even going to pay anybody off. >> greg: there's something worse about this whole thing because they know they could get away with it and they are basically. >> shannon: you would have to think that because otherwise you would think, oh, my gosh, this is immediately going to get reported out i have to clean this up or pay the back run or whatever it is but if you walk away it suggests a level of no one's going to hold me responsibility. >> greg: do you honestly think he's sober. >> tyrus: who? which one? >> greg: hunter. >> tyrus: i don't think dr. biden's sober. >> shannon: doctor jill? >> tyrus: she's prescribing herself some of uncle tom cabin's stuff. she goes to kamala's room, they wine it up and then go deal with everybody. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: welcome back to is this evil. tonight's subject, a canadian journalism professor claims little kids should be exposed to adult genitalia. pause. to prepare them for seeing naked trans people in locker rooms later in life. wow. in a series of tweets attacking u.s. swimmer riley gaines the professor who says women who get uncomfortable seeing male genitals in their locker resume are fueling anti transactivism. i feel like that's blaming the victim but that's just me and parents should normalize trans people in locker rooms by letting little kids seeing penises and vulvas of various ages and sizes. this is a woman tyrus if i ahman said this he would be labeled a pedophile. >> tyrus: this is why equality is so important and equity. i want to let you know right now that she's a pedophile, too. okay? across the board. not just a man. you are basically saying, what you want to have is the rain victim to be more accepting. so you need to get used to a man's genitalia in your face in a safe space so it won't be such a big deal when he approaches you. because it's disgusting. it goes beyond -- as a parent, if someone came up to me and said that tow me like hey, you know how you protect your daughters tyrus? how? you show her various different sizes and ages of male penis. you think the 7-11 ass whooping was bad? [cheers and applause] >> kat: really said that, penises of various ages and sizes. >> tyrus: she had a polaroid collection in the back where you could go through the aging process of the penis >> kat: and then she said, she said, the world will thank you for it and so will your children when they grow up. listen, my mom is dead but if she wasn't i would love to say, mom, thank you for not doing that. imagine like, mom, can i go play outside? like, sure honey but first you need to come sit next to me and i need to set you pictures of penises of various sizes. >> tyrus: let's just whip this out >> kat: i would be like, mom, i want to leave [cheers and applause] >> kat: right. i want to go play with my friends, i want to go play with my friends. she would be like you sit down i have not shown you the old man penis yet. >> tyrus: it's horrible to children. a few months back, my son ran into the bathroom at the same time i did. he hasn't been the same since. then he does the thing where, dad, when -- son, it will happen. not yet >> kat: children will thank you. my childhood was great but i wish i saw more penises. >> tyrus: you can't do that. if your husband came home and said hey hun i want to show you some pictures of some old man balls and stuff >> kat: i would leave and never come back. >> greg: shannon i know you probably already covered this on the sunday show. >> tyrus: we tried to eat up as much time as we could >> kat: exactly. >> greg: you could just say is it evil or is it not evil. >> shannon: full on evil and as much as you can talk about adult cultural issues and changes and that kind of stuff, is there anyone in this room who does not agree that this is a crime. if you are showing this to children, it is a crime. [cheers and applause]. >> shannon: no! and as your resident biblical school ar let us not forget what jesus said that anybody who causes a child stumble better to have a mill stone thrown around their neck and thrown into the bottom of the ocean. the end. >> kat: that was awesome. i've never seen a bible verse delivered like that. >> shannon: i'm here for snow in your face. >> tyrus: that's that first testament stuff before they had the kid. >> greg: advocating indecent exposure to children. >> shannon: criminal activity. >> greg: she is pro pervert and if you're against it you're the problem. >> andrew: that's the thing sfliet the proposal doesn't surprise me because there's always a sicko in the bunch and nowadays it's being the sickest that's celebrated. this is higher education because this will get celebrated and then they'll over intellectual eyes it, that's a really good point you make because back in 14 33 and people get sucked into the vacuum of insanity. that's why i home school my four kids. actually i'm not letting them leave the house again. >> greg: that's good. this is one time i defend lia thomas. at lee she waited until they were adults before he showed his penis. >> tyrus: no >> kat: i don't understand like -- she didn't even go the rout of you should be more accepting, nope, show little children old man penises. >> tyrus: right from the top >> kat: i'm sweating greg: i don't even think adults should see penises. >> tyrus: no, i don't want to see old man penis. >> greg: they're ugly things. >> tyrus: here's some red meat for you. >> greg: don't use that word about penises. >> tyrus: number 6 is red. president trump klained about election might be stolen and being charged for it. why can't a pedophile saying i want to expose children to male genitalia not be arrested? can't we play the same game? >> greg: exactly. 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[laughter] >> andrew: look, i was a junior lifeguard for a while, and the other thing i also know is that there's no amount of chlorine in the world that could actually sanitize that pool after this takes place. so i'm never swimming again my kids are living in a closet and i'm not eating the sushi at 7-11 this show has that effect on everybody, ruins your life. kat seems like whoopi has a lot of experience in this matter and as you i would like to say you go girl. right? >> kat: i wasn't bothered by it at all. i thought it was one of the more helpful conversations i've seen on the view. shy wasn't shaming anybody. she wasn't saying like anybody was a bad person. she was just saying, hey, it's summertime, helpful summer tip, don't have sex in the pool. like, you really shouldn't have sex in the pool. it's not good for you. like the water's very dirty. you don't want that goeshgs you know. >> greg: up in certain spots >> kat: exactly. especially if you're overseas, your doctor isn't there, you don't know what's going to happen. i mean, i think honestly great job that was one of the more helpful conversations i've seen happen around that table. by far! and honestly -- [cheers and applause] >> kat: they're supposed to be having like real conversations. don't have sex in the pool is very helpful for women. >> greg: also when whoopi is talking about sex, that really is a natural form of birth control. tyrus, go for it. how much time do we have left? >> you know, moments like this your mayonnaise comment makes so much sense to me. oh, boy. so much to unpack just getting here in the water. oh. you know, it was unfair for them, because they were all talking about something that none of them has seen in centuries. sonny had the perfect face because she was like, whoa, a willing man to have sex with in water? >> greg: by the way, i have a rule, no topics like this before lunch. isn't the view on at 11:00? >> tyrus: i know it's only on here a lot. [laughter]. >> greg: it is on here a lot >> kat: yeah, i'm not -- you're going to have to work harder than that to scanned lewes me i guess. like people have sex. oh, what? ! >> tyrus: it wasn't even about sex, just to get him to participate she had to choke and shame him and put him under and speaking for men, we don't work under those cardinals. >> greg: all right, don't go away, we'll be right back. our ears connect us to the moments that matter. give them the nutrients they need with lipo. it's formulated with ingredients clinically shown to protect your ears from dizziness, ear ringing, and even hearing loss. never miss a moment with lipo flavonoid. what do we always say, son? liberty mutual customizes your car insurance... so you only pay for what you need. that's my boy. ♪ stay off the freeways! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ >> greg: we are out of time. thanks to shannon bream, andrew gruel, kat timpf, tyrus and our studio audience. fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next. i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. [cheers and applause] >> trace: good evening, i'm trace gallagher. it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles, and this is america's late news. fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the chicago mayor is defending a group of teen-agers caught on camera looting a convenience store. the mayor says it's dehumanizing to call them a mob. the common sense department has thoughts >> former president trump back in federal court but now another former president is warning that mr. trump is a force to be reckoned with. but we begin with the transcript. we now know word forword exactly