Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
Republicans vowing to fight what they call a twotier Justice System that treat you better if you are a biden and terrible if you are trump. Senior National Correspondent is live in washington d. C. On board with what the gop is plotting. Good evening then release of the transcript, and cover with the latest indictment of President Trump has Congressional Republicans planning a response. A House Judiciary Committee scene spokesman said that everything is on the table. This of course is the former president himself remains in tonight quite defiant. Every one of these many fake charges filed against me by the corrupt biden d. O. J. , could have been filed two and a half years ago they waited till the middle of an election and they waited until i became the dominant force in the polls, because we are dominating everybody. Meantime on capitol hill gop lawmakers plan to subpoena special counsel jack smith to testify although it is unlikely that will happen. They also expect to compel u. S. A
[applause] greg: all right. [cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug
[cheers] greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. can we really say that? greg: yes. here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you ve never heard of him tonight is the case. tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don t cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn t have cried. cry baby baghdady, that s what we were calling him. greg: he s funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn t shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on saturday night live but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug up old jokes when he made jokes
toothpicks. this, these pictures, that is at the base of the space needle. an application if you asked me. it is the only cleanly clean needle in seattle. [laughter] but is that actually seattle or wisconsin? i have not seen that much cottage cheese since i used to wrestle in it. [laughter] not to kink-shame, but they were stark naked in front of kids at this pride event. i know. disgusting. they did not even have a cover charge. but at a minimum, these kids will never enjoy tapioca again. apparently began as a bike ride which was followed by naked dating. we can only pray those bikes were not rentals. it raises an important question, doesn t that chafe? after a ride, their asses must look like uncooked pork shoulder. that is a stock photo. [laughter] there s a serious question here. why are there children at a pride event? and what kind of parents are cool with this? parents are supposed to protect kids from weirdos, did not meet them halfway. these are the kind of parents