Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
tonight s edition, whoopee s whoopi. roll it. sex on the beach is overrated. the drink or the sex. both. because if you try to have sex in the pool that s not easy. what s so hard. because you re trying to go up the hill and you re getting resistance. you re trying to go from the water. yeah. that is within. oh, my gosh. okay. because when you re in the pool, you are surrounded in the water. right. have you ever tried to put anything watch it now greg: put anything where? in the butt? sorry shannon shannon: i ve got to go. greg: but that is probably the best moment i ve ever seen on the view. they all looked like they wanted to die. now i know how all my guests