but other people, who i call jerks, went to a judge's house to protest on behalf of abortion. seems like an ironic thing to do on a mother's day weekend, cheer for abortion. which is what happened. a mother load of manic hysterics showed up outside the homes of u.s. supreme court justices saturday to protest the repeal of roe v wade. reminds me of an old joke. how do you get a bitter left winger off your porch? pay for the pizza. so here's msnbc's next democrat cleaner upper who moon lights as press secretary rattling off some answer as she pre tends to still give a crap about her current job. trigger warning you'll see red after her answer and it won't be her hair. >> you think the progressive activists now planning protests outside the justice's houses are extreme? >> peaceful protests? no. peaceful protests is not extreme. >> activists posted a map with home addresses of the supreme court justices. is that something the president wants to help your side make their point. >> i think the president's view is that there's a lot of passion, a lot of fear, a lot of sadness from many, many people across this country about what they saw in that leaked document. we obviously want people's privacy to be respected >> greg: of course, long history of this sort of thing. like how far, how long really? i mean, to this? >> if you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. and you get back on them. and you tell them they're not welcomed >> greg: i think i just aborted my ear drum. and who could forget this jackass? >> they're taking away fundamental rights. i want to tell you gorsuch, i want to tell you kavanaugh, you have released the whirl wind and you will pay the price. you won't know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions. >> greg: he is stupid. if i didn't know any better he sounds like he's fomenting an insurrection. psaki tried to clean up the mess saying she disapproved of violence but not home visits. i guess she doesn't want to upset her party's extremists like this one at a church op sunday. >> [chanting] [bleep]. >> i'm killing the baby. i'm killing the baby. ♪♪ >> ♪♪ thank god for abortion. thank god for abortion >> greg: nice ring to it american has talent. looks like an audition for the open chair on the view. [laughter] >> greg: it will need a straight jacket. they can borrow one from sunny. meanwhile others showed up at john robert's home drawing images of coat hangers in chalk. which reminds me i have shirts to pick up at the dry cleaners. problem with working late at night, they're closed. they also stopped by brett kavanaugh's home. i guess this is their way for apologizing for calling him a gang rapist. sadly they didn't even bring him beer. there's also more chanting because as you know that [bleep] really works. as liz warren the next time it rains. imagine, but i mean seriously, imagine if your co-workers acted this way. ♪♪ >> who is that at this hour? [knocking] >> you've got to stop eating apples at the office kyle. your privilege pallet is an attack on people with mes 0 phobia. >> meso what? >> people who get triggered by chewing noises. >> can we do this tomorrow? >> you have to hear about it now johnny apple agreed. all of us in the 99% aren't going to stand for your bigoted breakfast anymore. all right? stop gas lighting me. i saw all the euro christian symbolism in your precious red delicious. you have a swastika. >> thank you i'm going to bed now. >> wait, wait. can i have money for a cab? >> greg: dirt bag debby. truly a dirt bag. so there's more protests to come. they're going to hit the homes of gorsuch amy comey barrett and evil clarence thomas. speaking of thomas new york times said roe vs wade would end interracial marriage. which would be news to clarence and his wife. of course, it's a lie that the media has been pushing for for days, in fact alito specifically debunked that saying nothing in this opinion should be understood to cast out precedents do not. but the editors at the time didn't comprehend his statement which is understandable since they read at a fourth grade level. but any facts about the score opinions don't matter because they're kind of unexciting which is why the media has to lie and say the appeal will end interracial marriage ban contraception or end taco tuesday. it's the rage and argument for adding more justices to the court. if the democrats had their way the court would have more people packed into it than hunter biden's hotel room. never let a crisis go to race a train could issed by kilmeade's barber. will it work? as days go on our daily pressing problems return, inflation to the roof, being stabbed in the ass waiting for the bus. fact is it is it's going to be hard to go protest roe v wade when you can barely afford the gas to get there. now i think protesting a judge's home is illegal in all states and for good reason. the idea that you can use fear in order to influence any decision is obviously wrong. i learned that the hard way when i was on dancing with the stars. but oddly the media does that every day trying to scare you which is why today their side always gets a pad. because once they deem you evil, then all laws are meaningless. i mean, if you're fighting hitler then everything's up for grabs. and make no mistakes if it's monday someone on the left is calling you hitler. because if they didn't shout and scream at you then you might actually hear the truth which oddly, for some reason, now sounds like bill maher. >> i learned things this week, because this put it on the front page, that are pretty basic things that i did not know about abortion. like, in europe, the modern countries of europe, way more restrictive than we are, or what they're even proposing. if you are pro choice, you would like it a lot less in germany and italy and france and spain and switzerland. did you nor that? i didn't know that. i learned most people who are pro life are women. did not know that. >> greg: and obviously he's no pro lifer he's just older and seemingly wiser. we need more of that and less rage. but the left has literally flipped and the whole point of the leak was to scare the crap out of the justices. did it work? it's hard to tell. they're wearing robes. ♪♪ >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. yes, his pronounce are he, him and sometimes why. host of special report, bret baier! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's written more scripts than my pain doctor. tv writer and producer, rob long! [cheers and applause] >> greg: the only thing that stinks about him is his name. member of the rock and roll hall of fame and advisory committee, skunk baxter. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and she's like a paper towel thin, white and can absorb any liquid. fox news contributor kat timpf [cheers and applause] >> greg: brett, brett, brett. >> bret: greg, greg congrats on the new studio. >> laura: isn't it nice? >> bret: tremendous and with a fired up audience. >> laura: i know [cheers and applause] >> greg: way to play to the crowd brett you're an old proceed at this. >> bret: yes >> greg: we drug them or throw them out if they don't make noise. do you think these protests will sway the voted? these justices they know, they're not going to change their mind. >> bret: i mean i don't think so. i don't think that this was fully baked and there may have been more to it but i don't think that anything happening outside their house is going to change how they were going to vote. i would like to say that it's really an honor to be a part of four guys and a lovely women talking about abortion. four guys >> greg: brett, she doesn't identify as a woman. >> kat: believe it or not, i actually do >> greg: wow >> greg: yeah >> greg: boys are fun to talk to. >> kat: like that, huh? >> greg: she does that all the time bret, driving me crazy. >> bret: is this where i lead >> greg: yeah quickly run away. so has anybody ever showed up at your house? >> bret: yes, yeah. >> greg: it's unsettling, isn't it? >> bret: yeah, and you, too >> greg: well it was you who showed up. was it greg that showed up? >> bret: i did bring some homemade brownies or at least that's what i said. skunk has a new album speed of heat comes out june 17th the album comes out. >> skunk: yes, sir >> greg: hall of fame from dubey brothers also people don't remember, people don't understand, also steely dan among other things but now a complete expert in missile defense systems and basically space weaponry. correct? am i right. >> skunk: more or less >> greg: i'm saying whatever you say here has nothing to do with the government. >> skunk: that's right, all personal opinion >> greg: i didn't want you to get in trouble. do you think it's part of your right to show up at people's houses? >> skunk: no, i just think that's wrong because i just think it's wrong. i mean there's no -- the thing i'm having a little bit of a problem with is i'm trying to understand all the definition of all this. if somebody decides to terminate a pregnancy that means one thing, but in 30 states if someone shoots a pregnant woman, it's a dual homicide >> greg: right, right. >> skunk: so first of all, maybe define terms first before you even move to the next section. i understand it's a sensitive situation. people are very passionate about it. but there seems to be no definition, no basis for reason on either side >> greg: and i think that this is a lot of kind of a thing being kicked up because people don't want to talk about the definition so they have these ancillary -- i'll get to you in a second young lady. rob the other thing bill maher said which is interesting is the majority of terminated pregnancy are done with pills. abortions aren't even a question anymore. >> rob: abortion rates have gone down over the years since roe v wade but technology has made some easier but also one of the reasons why i think women are more pro life is because since roe v wade, for 50 years, there have been ultrasounds. ultrasound technology is much, much better. their idea of what that is inside the woman's body is a much more complicated feeling than it was in 1972. but look. >> skunk: helps define it a little bit. >> rob: and complicate it, right? but look, it's like, we know what they think about the idea of going to someone's house to scream at them to get them to change their mind. they're against it. but they're not against it when it's for something that they like. so this is just pure hypocrisy but the irony about this all is if you read the alito opinion he also agrees he shouldn't be the guy to decide. that's the whole basis of their opinion is it shouldn't be us who decides it should be the elected representatives who live in a represented democracy and that's how these things are decided. they have a bunch of people screaming on the sidewalk saying no, how dare you not enact your unelected powers that you don't think you have. it's such a strange, such a bizarre -- it's like everybody needs -- instead of arguing and screaming on the lawn they should go home and read the constitution or take an online civics class and everyone would be much happier. this could be the best thing that could happen. >> skunk: suspend the laws -- you can't do that. the definition thing is driving me nuts >> greg: i think everything should be decided by me, kat. right? if it's going to be a white male why not it be me. we in -- who decided five white guys. >> here's the thing. there's a height requirement >> greg: oh. >> sorry. i don't make the rules >> greg: all right, kat, clean it up for us. take it home. no? >> kat: in what respect >> greg: i don't mean like in the kitchen clean it up or take it home. inmean the topic. a sexist would say >> kat: yeah, i think it's a separate issue, right? personally i am pro choice in the sense that i don't think anyone else's decision to have an abortion has anything to do with me or is my business at all. i think when you talk about the court, they're not supposed to leak these decisions because they're not supposed to have public input at all. and i think it's a bad look to be outside of anyone's house in any circumstance because it looks like you're trying to intimidate that person, whether that is truly what you're trying to do or not it certainly looks that way >> greg: what if you're standing outside someone's house and holding a boom box >> kat: that is actually the worst kind because the only reason someone does that because you haven't answered their calls. >> these european countries that will more restricted laws is because they voted on it. the lawmakers made the laws and the people elected the lawmakers. it's interesting when you go through the justice system it's one thing. when you put it to the people it's another thing >> greg: and we'll have to stop there. very, very smart. very surprising for brett today. insulted me, that's why we love each other. that's how you keep our marriage strong. up next elon tweets about a beverage and twitter's work force plans to hemorrhage. what a rhyme. ♪♪ ♪ limu emu ♪ and doug. ♪ harp plays ♪ only two things are forever: love and liberty mutual customizing your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. 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[laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: ironically, there are some people in the village who do pay. >> that's true. >> skunk: greg are you saying you're intolerant? >> greg: yes. i'm intolerant of dairy but that's about the only thing i am intolerant of. >> rob: here's the problem chocolate milk is wanna be chocolate pudding. i just want chocolate pudding. >> greg: that's a good argument. >> rob: great argument. >> my panels never get here. they never get to the chocolate pudding. >> skunk: the chocolate clam is a subset of chocolate. everything is a subset of chocolate. >> greg: that is true. what else skunk? >> skunk: that's why i love chocolate. i want anything that has to do with chocolate. i don't care what it is. >> greg: isn't it crazy. cocaine is from the cocoa bean as well. see bret obviously you work too hard. >> bret: obviously i'm missing a lot. >> greg: i am being derailed by chocolate milk. kat >> kat: you derailed it. >> elon musk and twitter. >> greg: okay. so the russians are threatening him. do you think that's a real threat bret? >> bret: oh dimitri can't take what he says seriously. i think it will be fascinating when it actually happens and musk takes over, i think a lot's going to happen. the thing could really turn. >> greg: it could. skunk, he's going to fire people because he's going to be, like if you can't keep up he's going to fire them. isn't that what he should do? >> skunk: it's his company and i think what he's trying to do and i like the idea of charging a fee. three bucks is nothing, three bucks plus another 20 bucks will get you a cup of coffee. but the whole idea of being -- well, these days. inflation. but the idea of saying, okay, i would like to figure out a way to get the influencers that advertise everybody, i just don't want everybody telling me what to do and telling my company what to do. i don't have a problem with that at all. >> greg: yeah, you know, kat, i like -- because, remember, twitter is free. but now, would you pay three bucks? i would pay three bucks because now i believe it's at least more transparent than it was before and i don't think i could live without it >> kat: i would pay $3 because i get attention there. so that's the honest answer. >> skunk: better than paying a publicist >> kat: yeah, that's true. i am my own publicist. how am i doing? i think that this is what happens when all these people whine a bunch and they're showing their own weakness that they're so scared of his own takeover that he can go and be like, oh, you're going to have to work really hard. because that's why you're supposed to not show any feelings. you're supposed to act like no one can hurt you and then just cry on your own time >> greg: right >> kat: because people will be less likely to believe they can hurt you. >> greg: that's so true. they have a day of rest sometimes at twitter. have you heard about that? >> rob:. >> rob: yeah they're not pushing themselves that hard. i think his point is when he takes over he's going to make the product better, charge for a better product. he's going to cut the employees but then he's going to grow. the grass is going to grow but he'll cut it twice. a lot of candy land. >> greg: seems so. >> rob: that's kind of my problem with this. like this guy was going to, we're going to go live mars and he's going to build giant tunnels under the ground and eliminate traffic and now he's going to make twitter okay? who cares? >> kat: oh i care! man >> rob: it's not real i don't care. >> greg: i will counter that and say elon musk thinks twitter is going to become as big of collective consciousness, tweet now becomes us that rob long says i don't know what to have for dinner, what should i have and then all of a sudden -- i they he believes it's going to become a universal mind for the planet, which is my theory. >> rob: which is why he just said i had chocolate milk. >> greg: absolutely he put that thought out there and now we're all thinking about chocolate milk. >> bret: see how i book ended that. >> greg: that's why you're bret baier. somebody pointed out i have a skunk, a bear and a kat. >> skunk: wow. >> rob: and a rob. >> greg: nothing for us. you're long and i'm short. >> skunk: you've got a whole zoo. >> greg: whole zoo. it's like a petting zoo. maybe it's not >> kat: again, again. >> greg:. >> greg: hr. >> bret: one less line. >> greg: crossed the line. somebody has to. >> up next if you're trying to survive a bomb, would bono make you feel calm. looking? 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we'll get to bono in just a moment but first over in russian, a country, kat, their economy is apparently back while ours isn't. russian's economy is like ras muten no matter how many times you kill it it comes back. despite crushing sanctionings and ukraine, it's weathering the economic storm that appears to be crippling us. this is from the economist not me. the biggest reason for the economy's resilience relates to fossil fuels. sin the invasion they've supported $65 billion worth of fossil fuels. so it appears the sanctions back fired worse than taking a dump on johnny depp's pillow. but it could all be bs. who knows what's really going on in russia? no one's telling us. as for bono and youtube the ban said they were invited by president zelenskyy to show solidarity with the war-torn country. ♪ >> darling, darling, stand by ukraine ♪♪ ♪♪ stand by ukraine ♪♪ ♪♪ won't you stand, stand by ukraine ♪ >> greg: stand by ukraine? that's not that bad. you have to give them credit for not singing angel of harlem. you know what i mean, worst u2 song ever. it could have been worse. they could have performed this. ♪♪ ♪♪ with or without you ♪♪ with or without you ♪♪ baby ♪♪ oh, yeah ♪♪ hit it. that's the edge. go edge! go edge! >> greg: all right. you're an expert in warfare. you've been writing and doing stuff on missiles. i know you know more about this than you're going to even tell me but i struggle with trying to figure out what the hell is going on. i have skin in this game. i have relatives that are dealing with this stuff. who's winning? >> skunk: i don't think anybody's winning. >> greg: yeah. >> skunk: by the way your comment on russia and the economy. i remember one of the guys on the joint chiefs of staff during a war game asked me to give me a definition of russia quickly. yeah, it is he a nuclear armed gas station run by the mafia has a mini mart that deals in diamonds and gold. simple but it's true it makes it easy. the question is, who's winning? it's hard to say because ukraine has become a killing field. they're going to kill everything there. they're going to destroy the country completely. and the question is, what is survival mean? is putin going to be able to survive a backlash in his country? i'm not sure what winning really is anymore. and so maybe again we go back to definitions. maybe it's time for a new definition of what winning and losing, victory and defeat really is. >> greg: yeah. i think that ukraine, rob, could win this war but lose millions of people. right? >> rob: yeah. i mean, that's what it looks like. but every day it lasts, they get closer and closer to winning in the sense that their territorial integrity remains. their leader and capitol are still there, the boarders are still the same borders. the russian economy may be resilient with fossil fuels but it's not what it was before the invasion. it was already in trouble before the invasion. this guy's in trouble he made a gigantic blunder. sweden finland countries in europe now want to joint nato. it's stronger than ever before. west germany is increasing its defense spend top two percent which is what it should have been all along. you cannot look at russia, and russia's a much, much weaker position than it was at the beginning of the year. and so is the rest of the world. so is china for that matter. japan is not going to spend more money on defense. this is a gigantic blunder for putin. no way to argue that. >> greg: cat are we in a weaker state because we're pulled in and spending money in a proxy war? or what do you say libertarian lady? >> kat: yeah we often get pulled into this stuff because it's mirabile and it's hard to not see what's going on and want to. but we're not always good at who would we get involved in these sort of things so it's good we've stayed measured and not gotten too involved in it. >> greg: that's true. i'm just giving, we're actual friends. we were in a band before u2 and i said dude you sing very hard try to slow it down a little bit. >> skunk: greg you mentioned the kind of guts it took those guys to do that. >> bret: once you go in a war zone and you're singing in a subway station, that's pretty bad ass. >> greg: no, it's great. i wonder how do they get in there and get out? i guess they can't say that because then they couldn't do it again. maroon 5 wouldn't go. [laughter]. >> let me say about putin today was his big victory and they have this big thing and everybody's thinking he's going to say victory over ukraine. he didn't even talk about ukraine. >> greg: he said something about our brave soldiers which we said means really dead soldiers, right? bad news. >> bret: and there was no flyovers because all the planes are being used in ukraine. so it's bad. to your points, russia is going backwards not forward. now the question is how many people are going to die before they move out. >> greg: exactly. >> but we can't forget they put a u2 album on all of our iphones without our consent and a price needs to be paid for that. >> greg: that's true. i was deeply offended >> kat: i remember that. i remember that. >> greg:. >> greg: it wasn't gay album. >> skunk: royalties, come on, man. >> rob: not okay. not okay. >> greg: but if it were skunk baxter's album i would have been very happy. >> skunk: thank you [cheers and applause] >> greg: all right, coming up, biden's trip down memory lane makes us wonder what's up with his brain. ♪♪ in a lot of pain. i was unable to eat. it was very hard. kimberly came to clearchoice with a bunch of missing teeth, struggling with pain, with dental disease. clearchoice dental implants solved her dental issues. 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good old days. not sure what joe was going for there. maybe he meant he misses being able to talk with people even if they disagree or maybe they installed a metal plate in his brain when he was there. i don't know. joe can you explain yourself? >> no, no, no. look, we've got to get back to the way they were, the way they used to be, guys having lunch. not dinner, dinner's not a good meal. i'm from delaware, i'm a lunch guy, i love lunch with anyone. not just segregationists. you could be the worst person in the world. you could be a serialkiller. john wane gazey? i bet the guy liked a sandwich. jeffrey domer, remember he ate those people for dinner. lunch he was a soup and salad guy. come on. >> greg: kat? i hate playing the what if it were a republican game but what if a republican said, yeah, i used to have lunch with signify ra gagsists all the time. we need to go back to that? >> kat: yeah, i don't think it would go over so well. >> greg: no >> kat: i guess that's what he was trying to say probably is sitting and talking with people you disagree with. >> greg: right >> kat: but the problem there is he also doesn't do that. >> greg: he isn't able to to have lunch with kamala >> kat: yeah he won't even have lunch with his own vice-president. and you hear him complain about it a lot. he's like i'm the unity guy we all need to get along. but you never see him actually living that. because he actually said that modern day republicans were, you know, some of the people that were in the civil rights era racists. >> greg: he said trump supporters were the most radical criminal group in history, he forgot the kkk and the fact he wasn't to a dune ra of the grand kkk forgot about that >> kat: right and if i want to have lunch with somebody i don't do that. >> greg: no, you don't. brett, bret i made an interesting connection, it's almost like the old school segregationists and the modern woke might get along better because they are both about separateism, separate graduation, separate learning facilities, separate classes. >> bret: that would be interesting a school with both. >> greg: yeah. . >> bret: when they go down the extreme maga, which you're hearing that more and more, extreme maga. they've used that phrase numerous times and i think they think that it's politically beneficial but to a lot of people i think it sounds like all basket of deplorables or like categorizing half the country that voted for the president and his policies. interesting way. >> greg: extreme maga is a protein rich chocolate drink. >> bret: and then we come full circle rob. >> greg: extreme maga. chocolate milk that's in your face skunk. it's not like mountain dew. i don't know where i am skunk. help me. >> skunk: you're in new york with me. just in case. >> that's going to be the assisted living facility. >> perfect. >> skunk: we're all going to be there one of these days. >> greg: i'll be there before you skunk. so what's your take on the president? i know you work for the government, so maybe you can't say. >> skunk: well, i guess i have to say, i took an oath to defend the constitution. i believe in the constitution and the billing of rights and the declaration of independence and the documents that are the foundation of our country. so no matter who the president is, i took an oath to support and i believe in the system. and i think long before whatever president is gone, that the system will remain the same. and the fact that there are people in the country, on both sides, by the way, that believe more in the principles than they do worrying about who is where and who's doing what, that's the only thing that will keep this country moving forward and keep this country alive. >> greg: there you go. yeah. i don't think you can follow up with anything better than that, rob. i dare you to. i dare you to come up with something -- >> rob: why do you have this racist on? >> greg: very good. very good. >> rob: i like chocolate milk and u2. i've got to say it must be really hard to be in the white house. be a young person and not want to get grandpa going. i'd just want to say, hey, mr. president, what was it like when all the civil rights leaders were high? well, you know, they were much better off. just to see if you can get him to say something he's not supposed to say, get grandpa going a little bit. it must be incredibly tempting but i don't think he's allowed on it that much. >> greg: no. the whole thing about lunch and dinner. >> rob: i don't think there's mealtime. >> greg: meal followed boy a series of pills. which is what i do pal >> kat: i was going to say how's that different for you. >> greg: i don't even need the mill i go right to the pills. >> rob: i think it's a can of assure and walk around and maybe a little emptying and that's that. >> greg: the chocolate ensure, don't bemoan. so is the atkins chocolate very good, quite tasty. >> it's a theme of the show. >> greg: it really is. >> you paint a tragic picture of your life. i just, i'm just sending you better -- dream bigger dreams. >> greg: one of my biggest dreams is to swim in a river of chocolate milk. honestly, you had that dream. and then when you wake up it's a mess. >> i saw what happened top that augustus gloop in charlie and the factory segment. >> greg: we need to move on. you need more than one pal to boost your overall morale? 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(children giggling) hey, i was, uh, thinking about going back to school to get my masters. i just saw something that said you could do it in a year for, like, $11k. hmm. barista: order eleven! yeah, see you at 11. 1111 masters boulevard, please. gonna be eleven even, buddy. really? the clues are all around us! some things are too obvious to be a coincidence. fanduel and draftkings, two out of state corporations some things are too obvious making big promises to californians. what's the real math behind their ballot measure for online sports betting? 90% of profits go to the out of state corporations permanently. only eight and a half cents is left for the homeless. and in virginia, arizona, and other states, fanduel and draftkings use loopholes to pay far less than was promised. sound familiar? it should. it's another bad scheme for california. >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: we're short on time so here's the story in five words. how many friends do you need? all right. skunk, friendship in america has been in decline. now it's 12% people say they have no close friends. thought? >> skunk: first of all, how do you actually gauge that? >> greg: i don't know. >> skunk: i mean, okay. i guess, you know, when you -- with co-individuals and everything, people don't want to be near people and they're afraid. but i do have a quote for you. i have a quote. that air sotle oh pounded that in poverty and other misfortunes friends comfort and enable to old and those in the prime of life to noticeable deeds. now the question is, in times of trouble, which we are in the middle of, i'm wondering if maybe friendship might actually be a solution to the problem >> greg: a comeback. rob. >> rob: you want to know how you need more friends? you multiply the number of british mystery shows you watch by the number of cats you have. [laughter]. >> skunk: my girlfriend is going to come and claw your eyes outs. >> greg: brett, i think you count me as one of your closest friends. >> bret: closest. >> greg: how many friends do you have? between three and six seems to be the healthiest. >> bret: i think three really good friends but one of them has to be your wife. >> greg: ah. >> skunk: ah. >> bret: okay thanks. thank you very much. . >> skunk: irks brett what if you're not married >> greg: kat he's obviously lying >> kat: yeah. i have a lot of friends. i'm not sure how many i actually trust. so in terms of people i trust, probably like four people. >> greg: well, look, there's joey, there's rock >> kat: okay, phoebe's the best one, the only one you could actually trust. >> greg: i can't stand phoebe. i hoped that they would kill her off. >> rob: in a river of chocolate milk >> greg: yeah, suffocate in a river of chocolate milk. >> skunk: that's why brett is good, he brings it back. i like that. >> bret: how many friends do you have greg? >> greg: i have a theory that each friend has to supply a different skill. so you have to have like a lawyer who's a friend. got to have somebody who can procure you things. >> skunk: right >> greg: you know what i mean? >> skunk: bomb disposal. >> greg: bomb disposal. a person who can get you a reservation and you have to have somebody who's a pain in the ass. >> bret: those aren't strictly friends thougher they? they're people that you use >> greg: finally you figured it out rob why you're still there. >> rob: different definitions. >> greg: still haven't read my screen play i sent you 13 years ago. >> rob: no, i read it. i read it. >> greg: all right, we've got to go we're over. it's all over. don't go away we'll be right back. great show, though. ♪♪ if you have type 2 diabetes or high blood pressure you're a target for chronic kidney disease. you can already have it and not know it. if you have chronic kidney disease your kidney health could depend on what you do today. ♪far-xi-ga♪ farxiga is a pill that works in the kidneys to help slow the progression of chronic kidney disease. farxiga can cause serious side effects including dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections in women and men, and low blood sugar. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect that may lead to death. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this bacterial infection, an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis. and don't take it if you are on dialysis. take aim at chronic kidney disease by talking to your doctor and asking about farxiga. if you can't afford your medication, astrazeneca may be able to help. ♪far-xi-ga♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ introducing the all-new infiniti qx60. take on your wild world in style. ♪ ready to turn your dreams into plans take on your wild world and your actions into achievements? explore over 75 programs and four-week classes at national university. your future starts today at nu.edu. >> thank you to bret baier and all of our guests, have a great night, everyone and thank you for joining us. 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