spill. most people don t know this but i am thrilled to be here. my whole life i loved late night tv. remember when it was great? steve allen, johnny carson. jay leno. that s what we grew up watching. for example when i was an intern across the street at 30 rock, i interviewed david letterman before he had his beard and when he used it to be funny. i give him a t-shirt so for me to be here in the number one late-night show is truly an honor and i am honored to be with the panel that you have yet to meet. a lot of people don t know that. david letterman just opened up to his biographer and affect him exactly. he said that was indeed the moment, the one highlight of career. i made that up. i could be sued. it s no secret i cohost fox & friends, the number one morning show and all of cable news. because of that, i ve got to confess, i don t really watch this show. i didn t even know greg was full-time and have a show of his own. gutfeld is on when i am fast asleep. i don t wa
It ain t laundry day, so she can t pretend. fox news contributor kat timpf. i m not sure what that meant. it made a lot of sense in rehearsal. he grabs bulls by the horns and greg by his underwear. n.w.a. world television champion, tyrus. that s our show. thanks for joining us. that was the longest open i ve ever had. that is like five fox & friends. kat: 11 stories in that time. brian: i m going to spend the whole show making up for your introduction. tyrus, his loan forgiveness racism? tyrus: i like you already. greg never picks me first. kilmeade is all right. brian: i also liked your book. tyrus: you did. you read it. the great enabler in chief. this is what he does. he s a bad parent, as we talked
Because of that, i ve got to confess, i don t really watch this show. i didn t even know greg was full-time and have a show of his own. gutfeld is on when i am fast asleep. i don t wake up until like 230 and i understand greg talks about me a lot. i don t know exactly what he says. but i have a few clips that we can watch together. never let a crisis go to waste, a phrase coined by kilmeade s barber. it is in the shape of belarus. kilmeade s doll collection. it doesn t make me sad. it is like when kilmeade enters a crowded elevator. they treat him like he s got monkeypox. likely someone no one can stand. i call them creeps. why offend brian kilmeade? this is good news for lazy, incompetent workers. if you re going to force employees to wear patches, just make sure it s for a cause that everyone can support.
Speaker dentist. bill hemmer. we need to think outside the box. like chris cuomo. no. greg has that emergency guest host and below. i can ever number where he keeps it. probably somewhere no one would ever look. wait a minute. i know someone who is definitely available. brian, what do you think about hosting the show? you are our first choice. the envelope. anyone but kilmeade? at least we have the judge tonight. brian: good thing i had high self-esteem before the show. too late, you re stuck with me so let s do this. let s talk about the big story
Interracial marriage. which would be news to clarence and his wife. of course, it s a lie that the media has been pushing for for days, in fact alito specifically debunked that saying nothing in this opinion should be understood to cast out precedents do not. but the editors at the time didn t comprehend his statement which is understandable since they read at a fourth grade level. but any facts about the score opinions don t matter because they re kind of unexciting which is why the media has to lie and say the appeal will end interracial marriage ban contraception or end taco tuesday. it s the rage and argument for adding more justices to the court. if the democrats had their way the court would have more people packed into it than hunter biden s hotel room. never let a crisis go to race a train could issed by kilmeade s barber. will it work? as days go on our daily pressing problems return, inflation to