and i'm not even talking about cnn producers. but first of the pandemic news affecting our nation's political elite. in washington, d.c., our state capital, kat, strip clubs have allegedly been warned about their dancers not wearing masks. in a hard-hitting investigative report, "the daily caller" finds that multiple strip clubs have violated the mayor's order on masks. this includes apparently the strippers who are supposed cover their noses and mouths even if there butts aren't. this is a personal point. i would not mind the rule on the date time when the clubs aren't building the first during. >> day shift. >> greg: but how can you enjoy a good lap dancer if you can't understand the strippers story about how she is just doing the temporarily to put herself through med school. and what kind of masks do you wear when stripping? i'd asked stuart varney. and no, they do not make a 995 in latex. god knows i have looked all over pete's office. but the strippers, i bet they are not pleased. we go to one for comment. ♪ ♪ >> greg: bear strip club. i can dream, tyrus. on the other coast, it is worse. the l.a. unified school district said it is banning students from wearing cloth masks. they must now where well fitted, noncloth masks with a newswire at all times. including outdoors. well, at least i will prepare them for a future and stripping. or a smash and grab which are both very popular locations in l.a. right now. but what are you supposed to do? i guess it is time for -- "greg got fields desperate ran to end this [bleep]." >> greg: here is one thing we didn't expect. how authoritarian is and was unleashed in businesses by our government. the government made the regulations which put it on waitresses and hostesses and mattress element of force you to comply. and it was up to the cops to arrest you if you did. so while the government looks benign, it is your neighbors who became the enforcers. what better way to unify the nation's people and force them into the roles of the cops and robbers? you can divide people any more efficiently with a table saw. i have tried. but you know what question mike a lot of people like to. people became okay with incremental authoritarianism like the frog in this low boiling water, and experiment i'm sure fauci invented. they enjoy the moment without knowing how it would end my giving jesse watters his own show. they gave them noxious people power. you see come authoritarianism doesn't just show up one day screaming hey, everyone, i am a authoritarian purity comes gradually i can undetected malignant tumor, it just grows. who knew the entertainers and journalists, usually considered skeptics of power, would actually embrace becoming the man. >> this is what i call face mask freak outs. i've made it clear. i cannot stand seeing people walking around without a mask. >> this is what we're doing to to protect our family. and you don't have to do it, but stay away from everybody. >> how dare you be so flippant. >> it's also a question of manners. good manners. >> you scare people by not wearing a mask -- >> greg: oh, and so the rebels have become the establishment. choosing fear over risk management. the risk management is not just brave and sensible. the world is not your house you can make childproof. and you can't leave it to bozos who see risk only being acceptable at 0. that destroy society. it would have to lock yourself in the basement to survive. and like i said and joe devito's robot girlfriend, that is no life. but is hard to explain this to people and love of their own authority. you cannot wrestle fear away from that. like a cat, it is too important to them. the people in charge right now aren't risk managers, they are ass protectors, trying to keep themselves from being sued or arrested. and they deserve respect -- they have been applying the same risk profile and one person to the next foul next without anybody know mike any clarity. a 10-year-old skateboarder some hive foul -- so they both must mask up and outside. it is like hiring a tax accountant for your 6-year-old who ran a lemonade stand because it is april and you never know. the fact is, the government isn't crazy about telling you about your lower risk profile because then you won't adhere to their uniform rules. so the government needs to have uniform risk which is a uniform light that creates a uniform panic. that's why they never talk about obesity and other metrics about health. they prefer you scared. it wasn't you or me who made the virus and let it out. it was them. if it were you, you would be receiving your dinner to a slot and your cell door for the rest of your life. but the people who thought it was fine to increasingly validate an contagiousness of coronavirus' and wuhan are now lecturing us about risk. it is nuts. let's hear from brett. >> generate 27, fauci is told has been indirectly funding the wuhan lab through eco-health alliance. u.s.-based scientific nonprofit that had been working with novel coronavirus'. january 31st, dr. christian anderson, a noted virologist at the scripps lab, privately tell fauci that after discussions with his colleagues, some of covid-19's features potentially looked engineered. and, "the genome is inconsistent with expectations from evolutionary theory." >> greg: so, when will they be held accountable? i predict it will happen when kat beat tyrus and arm wrestling. now they talk about a new variant of omicron. >> we can add another variant arrives on the that looks more like omicron than previous variances. >> greg: there you go. it's the war without end, a framework. so as one leaves, another shows up it as one battle fades, returned with a new one. it is covid. it was also climate change. it is also racism. you will keep eating my paying for an emergency that never ends. and we see how that goes on forever. vietnam, afghanistan, the drug war, "sex and the city." the only way to stop that madness is if you do the stopping. public sentiment and did those wars, and it is time to do the same thing now because it is not me who decides when this ends. it is you. you understand risk. you followed the science. as we close in on february 1st, it is time for some good old-fashioned group civil disobedience. don't wear the mask. help burn the thing. that worked with and draft cards in the 1960s. and also the house had burned down because the voices told me to. when someone asks you to read mask, say that is not following the signs and then leave. go somewhere else. we all do this together and a ends. because of you don't do it, knowing well, and then we are all screwed. hopefully at the strip club. let's welcome tonight's guests. they call his jokes "bits" because the laughs are so tiny. writer and comedian, joe devito. she talks so fast her mouth gets shin splints. "outnumbered" co-host, emily compagno. she's the girl of your dreams -- if you want a blonde freddy krueger. fox news contributor, kat timpf. if you're looking for his house, just climb up the beanstalk. my massive sidekick and the nwa world television champion, tyrus. emily, good to see you. >> good to see. >> greg: you look good in leather. >> thank you. >> greg: not a lot of people can pull off leather. you should see me when i get home. because it's very tight. how do people and this? i keep giving this advice, emily, but i am not really giving practical advice and saying you guys have to end this. but it is when one person does something and another person sees that person do something. and then the activity becomes contagious. >> and i think you did propose a solution and your monologue when he said it is about public sentiment. in the public showing up and standing up in the way of syphilis obedience and nonviolent way. so to the mask point, and in l.a., and los angeles school district, now i have to a certain kind of mask. with a nose thing. and that means that is indicating the priority they are of the teachers union and the schools they are, the priority is not on mental health, it is not on the fact and in the last mr. lunt they've seen more referrals for mental health, more referrals for disciplinary referrals, student on student and student on teacher's violence and they have in any year combined and i was just one semester. so this could have reported feeling -- 3 out of 4 -- notions of suicide. they blame social media. they blame the lockdown. there are some new things happening that these kids are in agony yet that shows the priority which is conformity to those specific type of masks. i just like flying on airplanes, airplanes all of sudden good to be incumbent on the teachers. oh, the student doesn't have that and we are going to send them home and they are totally losing the forest for the trees. if they cared about kids, it would be different. but the point is, the parent said no, absolutely not. if there were some kind of actual standing up for themselves, that is the only way that this is going to change. >> greg: the antimask party, joe. i can feel it. i can smell the change in the air. either that or it is kat. >> shocking he went with me there. >> now it is in the strip clubs i think it is game over pure nonsense that -- the only time i went to see anything covered up in a strip club is if there i have to stop going on the one shift. i think what we're seeing here now people, this is their moment. people to be a tyrant. their moment of freak out and it is what makes them feel good is to put the phone down on somebody. and we are seeing in schools. it is becoming child abuse at this point. i can guarantee you the schools where rich people's kids go, they are not making them wear masks. we see it when we see the fancy people are out and the people attending to them are wearing masks and gloves and all that. it is terrible, and it is abusive to children because children need to see faces when they're young, they need to have this interaction. that can't be made up and if people don't believe me, look up the remaining orphanages with a raise the children as if they were livestock in the children were damaged forever. the good news is, not that i know a lot about romanians, but their dictator was giving a speech when he was in power one day and it took one person and back tl "shut up" and everyone else started yelling and before you know it he was executing them and 20 bars and no people were free >> greg: do you care to respond to that question mike >> worse things to catch at a strip club -- >> greg: ask hunter biden. >> or another guy i know. but i digress. the great point about the masks. that is true, you can catch children at a strip club which i would argue i would take covid any time. but i love them. what is frustrating to me is the mask is literally if you follow this science, it is for you. i feel like we keep repeating ourselves. doesn't keep you from getting it. and maybe can keep you from spreading the thing, but you can keep the mask on 24/7. you can do it. going airplane, sure. put your mask over your nose as you know as you are ashamed for it. but if you order a spray, you can take it off. so literally if you have a lollipop in your mouth in an airplane, your mask is off the entire flight or until how many licks does it take to get to a tootsie pop. now it is 147. it doesn't make any sense and it is frustrating and you see people frustrated and it is causing so much division. people are so angry with each other. fights are breaking out and people are attacking each other. we saw the elevator thing from last night. i think your point is spot on. until everybody says enough, it is going to continue be this way. because were going to have 17 versions of omicron. >> greg: it is like battles in a war that they want to stay in a battle. now we have another battle coming up. it's the battle for this. that's why i feel like we're in this weird -- >> they are going to run out of names. going to be like omicron 17, covid-19. >> greg: sub variant. kat, how do you feel about masking in strip clubs? >> i think like most things it should be up to the individual stripper. i think we should allow more in strip clubs. then most do. it is ridiculous. doesn't make sense, just like masking kids up doesn't make sense, especially outside. but nobody thinks that. like there is no way that everybody that is in charge of running the los angeles school district actually thinks that we need to mask kids outside. pretty sure everybody probably knows that but they are too afraid to say something. which i guess isn't bad in your own life but it's even worse when it's kids' lives. this pandemic has done the impossible. it has made me care about people's kids. >> speaking of wire, has anyone not seen the american classic question mike you know what happens when you put wires over your nose? everyone gets cross eyed. he didn't see that? up to grab >> greg: i learned something new every day. can't wait to see the super bowl. no one is going to be masked. emily? >> i wanted to say -- >> if you like it. speak i did not. at that one strip club they have magnums on saturday night and wanted to say that -- speak of it's amazing. >> shout out. >> i wonder if it is truly archibald's. we will have to find out. >> greg: up next, told to take a hike after reading means they did not like the world today♪ ♪takes everything you've got♪ ♪ ♪taking a break from all your worries ♪ ♪sure would help a lot ♪ ♪wouldn't you like to get away? ♪ ♪ ♪ sometimes you want to go ♪ ♪where everybody knows your name ♪ ♪ ♪and they're always glad you came ♪ cranky-pated: a bad mood related to a sluggish gut. ♪ miralax is different. it works naturally with the water in your body to unblock your gut. free your gut, and your mood will follow. your record label is taking off. but so is 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>> [bleep]. >> i will never -- near my husband. >> greg: it's not like all the time. i wish it was. what a waste of alcohol. i actually read the post and while they were about as elegant as alec jones and a speedo, they weren't that outrageous or even shocking. they just violated the political scripture that all people in the public eye must embrace, which is blm good, cops bad. so groveling network statement made in part, we recognize we failed to take appropriate action once offensive social media posts were brought to take to our attention. we will work to improve our process to ensure we make better informed and more thoughtful casting decisions. i would've loved to have seen them writing that. as for her, she is groveling also so the saying in part i thought i was speaking out against violence but i've since heard no mike learned how offensive my words were. that's why continue tried to continue to learn about prospective different for my own. that must be genuine because reality tv stars don't lie. the fans are wondering who will replace her. let's go to the current front runner for comment. >> greg: god. i already hate her. i want to throw a flute of champagne at that age. tyrus, isn't getting fired from a show about awful people a good thing? >> i would wear that as a badge of honor. reality, no, real housewives, they are all divorced thrice. they are not real housewives. have you ever seen a happy husband on any of the shows? and yes, greg, everything ends with throwing wine and champagne. but she was out of pocket. she sounded a miserable person. she was talking -- she was like whoa, you are out of pocket. you criticize your own. stick to your own. don't hop in another lane. so that is what she is guilty of. but for them to fire her and then they get on their high horse. wasn't he drunk on new year's like just spewing stuff? any other tv show, you would be fired for being drunk at work or any other job. they are hypocritical. these shows are just flaming dumpsters of just gas. they are horrible. the people are horrible. they fired her and then they will talk about her and if you check all of their stuff, every one of them should be fired. hence why darrell thrice divorced and on the show where everything ends with "don't talk to me like that. i will and you." and then they throw -- i thought about. >> if you are a housewife, i would've let you do it. i would love it. >> greg: you are a real housewife. could you see yourself there in ten years? >> may be in like 20 years. i'll need to get -- i'll find some decrepit billionaire. >> greg: get to marry a guy that has got severely depressed and you never see them very much and then he just jumped off a bridge in the middle of the season. >> and the whole time you make him stay your friend and live in the house. >> will talk to him later. i love reality tv. what is that supposed to mean? it is good. it is a really and it is not because these people are bastions of -- model citizens. it is because they are not. that is why you watch grade you sit on the couch and no matter where you are in your life. >> greg: are you pro-firing? >> i'm saying you need to be a bad person to be entertaining and reality tv so that i can say on the couch paired that is why i watch it. matter is what is happening in my life i would never do that. i would never do that. she's crazy. that's why people like you. i don't agree with the stuff she said but if there's ever a time when sitting there watching a show like this, i'm like oh, i would buy with that person. >> greg: she didn't say anything. she shared a meme. and i was like i've said some of the stuff on the dominic "the five." i don't know about any of the other stuff she said. emily, sometimes i'm watching. you would love that's -- >> no! >> greg: you are a cheerleader. >> i would love it. they could be me up and i could play the victim. >> being a cheerleader is super supportive. those are your sisters. all of that is not liberty the craziest part was when the women that looked eight years younger than the other one said don't their wine at my daughter. that plastic surgery was amazing. but i have to say about this woman and what she said, at the heart of a lot of inappropriate and offensive comments was talking about all the anti-asian sentiment. and she was basically saying look what is happening to asians in this country that is being ignored. just literally today, san francisco bay area reported a 567% increase in anti-asian hate crimes. and yet everyone loses a because of -- i understand the hyperbole. i understand getting out of the lane. but unfortunately, the real message was totally lost. and somehow misdemeanors on-air is fine and everyone can slap each other and do all the what i think she goes against the political current, then that is when she has to get canned. >> greg: joe, where are you on this question might fire, no fire? >> i don't watch the shows because i live on long island's what i want to be around them like -- >> greg: i think that joke went well over all of the united states. >> i think they can do the math. i don't watch the show. >> throw wine at him. spewing if i throw wine adam it will just get lost in his beard. >> never talk about my grandfather like that again. >> her tweets were stupid. stupid and mean is the brand. >> right. >> so we shouldn't be too surprised but the pump i thought was weird other than it says real salt lives of house dominic for tweets in a retweet.the read as they were insensitive. okay. i get that. then they were racist. okay, some of them were. but then it said they caused violence. it's like, know they didn't. a terrible person but this whole idea that she is the worst person ever, not true because of the tweets, true because of the way she conducts herself in the way all these other horrible people do. >> greg: i've never watched the show. that montage we did was every day, i would watch that all the time paired with i don't think it 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[lower voice] the children. the children. i am going to keep serving the children even as their parents pack up the u-haul and move out of the state. that was -- >> greg: i don't know who is playing her. so, kat, what would you tell nancy? well done, by the way. >> it hurts my face to do that. to be when it was worth it. >> greg: if you're suffering makes me smile, it is worth it. >> i know. look, i get that she has been rich and powerful. probably really hard. i guess to just go back to being rich. what is the point of using your power to enrich herself if you never take any time to just chill out and enjoy the spoils of your little scam? >> greg: exactly. come on. why are you still there? emily, should and then not be, children, children. it should be. because that is all you see. if you do san francisco, that is all it is. >> if that was really the four sisters behind her and not just a green screen, then she would've gotten hit in the side of head. you are absolutely right. where the characters with the teeth are filed to points? that's what i keep thinking about with "children, children, children." anyway. she also went on to say there was an assault on democracy in the way of three things she said. assault on the capital, and the assault on voting rights. so she tells you right now with the playbook is for the democrat party in terms of the narrative going into the midterms and going into 2024. we just have to keep remembering that that load of [bleep] is exactly what there's a redwing takeover. >> greg: the parties for people suffering from crime are human too. the playbook is always about the children. that's been going on for like 30 years. it started in the '80s. and they never help the children. nothing to do actually ever helps kids. we are seeing that with the pandemic. >> she wants children for the sweet, sweet stem cells and their blood to help rejuvenate her. we have to get rid of these old people. they have accumulated too much power. i understand older folks, no offense, wisdom, your life experience to share. but i can take a job where someone would say get me an 81-year-old. that's we need in here. they have to get her out of there. there's a point there that they talk about we have to respect democracy but they are already so -- if we don't win come everything is a fraud. and that's not democracy. democracy coming out to accept fair elections. don't play this game if you win him everything is great, if we don't, this is broken. >> greg: tyrus, it's what kat originally said. it's not just about wealth. she can't let go of the perks that come with power of being a powerful place. >> i'm ashamed of all of you that anyone would be surprised that she is running again. don't you know that every senator or congressman stay until they die? 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tyrus, a lot of leaking going on in the biden white house. not just from his you know what >> i guess it just "depends" where they are coming from. always happy to play those games with you. do not add onto it. i will walk out of here. i just feel like i am dr. evil and the democratic party is scott and someone has been been watching netflix lately. a lot of movie references. months are you are looking for was the clown from "it." >> oh, yes. >> that's what we do. solve problems. completely lost my train of thought. all i'm thinking about is that little clown. you know how i feel about clowns. they just don't get it. my point is they don't get it. you don't have to say i'm going to elect a black women in the spring court. just do it. why do you have to say it? you diminish the accomplishments of whoever is going to be elected. it's like, gutfeld, i'm going to add a smart-big black eye on my show. tyrus. did i get it because i'm funny or did no one else fit the mold? i always ruin ended supply racism and i hated. >> greg: it's a great point, kat. what are your thoughts? >> i agree but also it is so easy for him to do that. and people on the left don't see it that way. so he doesn't have to say anything but, "it will be a black lady." oh, great. like, that is his free bird. he is like, "black lady. it will be a black lady." 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>> how does he call himself a filmmaker? that was some of the worst video. he is one of those guys who loves to tell everybody how it should be. in-your-face guy. and here is the guy half your size with his hands full of bags and you could have citizen arrested him, could have put hands on them and you have been a hero. but you are afraid and didn't start talking [bleep] until he was 100 yards away. he looked me in my face was like what's up? and i believe it? you literally had behind security. no one else -- the reason why we read security is because he was hiding behind him. there is a reason why security couldn't attend is because it is hard to stop people and someone is behind you holding on to you. extremely hard. >> greg: perfect. >> a coward dies a thousand of us but can always tell you about it. shame on you, man. >> greg: kat, thoughts? >> now he gets to use this as a tv credit. really exciting. i look at the shoplifter and i don't think that he is insane. i'm like, there is a guy who gets it. i am insane for buying the stuff. why am i making this a two-step process? >> greg: if it's legal, why are you doing it? joe, what are your thoughts? >> not sure on the commentary there. >> "sir." >> chose you, what is the role of the security guard now? i don't blame the guy. he is going to get shanked if he tries to stop someone. someone fills and it goes on social media and the company will back him up. what we say, the robber brought his own bag so it's good for the environment? this is new york city now. if you obey the law, if like a suspect. every time i go to get on the subway and the sea one half of the turnstile i think why don't i do that? and the answer is i have arthritic hips. if you obey the rules, you get punished for it. what is going to happen is this store will have -- and to plug an essay come we can't have a drugstore in our neighborhood? and this is why. nobody stopped this years ago. >> greg: the store is closing so elderly people like michael rappaport left to walk a further distance to get their meds. >> he does live with eyes mom i think so is -- >> greg: that is delightful. good for him. >> he did the right thing. >> here's the thing. first of all, after the video comes out, then walgreens says we didn't have anything reported. this is why the arguments from the left is no, shoplifting is actually decreasing. it is because retail stores are failing to report it because i don't want to. why bother? 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"fox news @ night" is next. i'm greg gutfeld that i love you america. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello, and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, buzz from could be tenderly who could be the next justice. appointed to the supreme court to replace 83-year-old justin stephen breyer. the rebel just is expected to step down at the end of the term the summer. our panel of legal expert weighs in on his legacy and the political battle ahead. plus, the u