due to me. had to wait do this every day? that s a good question and frankly it s none of your business. you re really very nosy. usually this is where i want everyone into the weekend with another thought-provoking monologue, but tonight we re changing things up. on fridays we typically do our leftover segment at the end of the show, not anymore. greg s leftovers. it feels like the end of the show. it is time once again for leftovers, the segment documentary said the thing proves greg into staff need professional help. it s where i read the jokes we did didn t read this week. he always gives me a thumbs up during prostate exams. host of dr. through. she talks business like it s nobody s business, liz mc donnell tomorrow is her birthday, sh doesn t look a day over 50. fox news contributor kat timpf. the goodyear blimp as his bill will. the nwa world television champion tyrus! all right. let s dig in as they say. as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck
and for some reason we welcome back mike baker. let s hope he can complete a sentence using only 50 ums in 24 groans. when you need a coherent thought and 24 hours, don t call him. all right. ever since joe biden s speech from the innermost circle of hell, i ve been think about the future of this country. not that he ate fiber before boarding the roller coaster at six flags. it s the extreme maga republican who apparently number in the dozens or perhaps millions. we really never get a head count on the threat. we are not even sure they have heads. the vagueness of the threat certainly is convenient mainly because it s hard to count something that doesn t really exist. unlike the persistent and violent crime we now experience everything the day across this country. oddly none of that is caused by people in red hats. extreme maga aren t like sheep. you can t count them to fall asleep because there s really not enough of them. for a democrat it s best never to know how truly big
no, what i m saying is what they demonized before becomes less satan i can as they ship to a new, far more evil target. and, no, not him either. you know, you guys always assume i m talking about him. he is evil but you remember donald trump, right? big orange guy with crazy heir, funny as hell and got more done before 9:00 a.m. than biden did all day? he was hitler mussolini and uncooked chicken all rolled into one. he was the worst thing that ever lived and that includes whoever invented the view. but is he really that bad now that the sdpikably evil ron desantis came to town? this monster flew illegal immigrants grants to a rich pair dies on private jets. i know, what a [bleep]. so now desantis makes trump look like mr. belvedere says the new york times desantis may be a more competent trump in terms of his doability use the leverage have state to a mass power but also meaner and more rigid without the softer e centric activity. so he s so mean half this country s populati
to be funny. that was great, that s never happened before. greg: the set up gets a joke. well, when you run out of white racists, like doritos you ve got to make more. and that means it s time for. this guy blows, brought to you by sugar free candy ruining halloween since 1962. greg: i don t think that s real. yep, charles blow is the worst writer in america. it s either him or the guy who keeps writing dwarf on my office door. tyrus. but blow, whose name is short for blowing smoke up his own ass, takes a tale involving latino leaders in la making biged to remarks about blacks and calls it proofs of white supremacy. so a latino smears a black person but that s white racism making white supremacy look more diverse than a 1980s ad. he calls it light supremacy which copies white supremacy because when a brown skinned minority says something anti black they obviously cribbed it from the whites. so i guess you can judge how racist someone is by the sun block number the
made here in the 90s. but you re actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. greg: it s true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you re being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6 3 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. emily: oh, god. greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] greg: see how fair and balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you ve got january 6th theater then you got the raid and al