Greg: i know. I know the ark i know ark. I know i have it working out. It s fried that you know what that means. Let s all come tonight to guess. He looks like the guy who stole your underwear in fifth grade. Comedienne jim norton. [applause] the only thing that can stop him is a very powerful magnet. Johnny joey jones. [cheering and applause] greg: soon she ll have a baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath here with new times best seller kat timpf. Greg: and a good ear tire was his right. Comedienne a former. . . Tyrus. Greg: i need to take a break. Before we got to some form or new stories get to this. Greg so leftovers. Greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. So they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. Look how white i am. Compared to my makeup. Even white a long time boss. Greg: this week the tsa had to remind us of that peanut butter is a liquid. And also that joe biden it can fly c
[cheering and applause] greg: very good. I can see for review that would be perfect in my van. Happy tuesday everyone. According to a new report the harris campaign is asking reporters who they think kamala should talk to. And already they have suggested this hardhitting journalist. [laughter] greg: meta ceo amidst government pressure facebook to suppress covid19 content. If only they had suppressed this instead. [laughter] greg: the parents of the dead trump shooter have hired a top pittsburgh law firm apparently they answered an ad asking have you ever been injured on a slanted roof, does not sound like that? since returning to to many schools are facing bans on scent cell phone use during the day making it even harder to arrange a time with teachers for. [laughter] the concern comes after a study found that the average teenager it receives 273 cell phone notifications per day. And those are all just from this guy. [laughter] greg: james carville says a more humane country where of i
Were so gallantly streaming and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there o say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave oer the land of the free and the Home Of The Brave Rachel good morning at 6 00 a. M. That was the army band with the starspangled banner. I am so glad to be here with all of you and Griff Jenkins and Douglas Murray who are in for will and. Griff i never looked at the images when Fox And Friends start the starspangled banner but theres patriotic dogs. Rachel will is a dog guy, pete is a cat guy and we did a prolife baby version for me, weve done it all on this show, great to have you both. Im a little tired this morning. You dont have children, do you . One thing they do is when sleeping they Start Talking to you. That happened to me last night as i got into rem and i had a hard time getting back to sleep. Douglas at least we are not about to go to spend the morning in the river unlike certain people who
Perino with jeanine, jesse, and greg g. Ththis is the five. Dana consoling the criminal and not the victims family. President biden getting slammed after appearing to apologize. The president explaining lakens killer he should of used the term undocumented. You use the word illegal talking about the man who allegedly called laken riley. President undocumented. I shouldnt of said illegal. I should of said undocumented. When we talk about the border, trump talks about vermin and foe luting. I wont treat these people with disrespect. We have to control the border, i dont share his view at all. You regret using that word. President yes. Dana biden says he regrets using the word illegal many say thats an apology. The white house says thats not true. The president did not apologize. He did not apologize. He use aid different word. Some people are playing politics with this young womans tragic murder. Lets not forget House Republicans are stafpbding in the way dana while President Biden faces
Trumps legal team will face the federal judge overseeing the 2020 election interference case. This as the Special Counsel requests an aggressive trial date. Meantime, trumps 2024 republican rivals are flocking to iowa for the annual state fair. Former Vice President mike pence is being heckled by some people at the fair as a traitor. A Covid Variant grips the country as Health Experts brace for a surge in the flu and rsv as well. A viral Triple Threat threatens america. And thousands of hackers are headed to las vegas for a chance to win millions of dollars in prizes to crack chatgpt. The white house is telling them, do your worst. Cnn this morning starts right now. Breaking news this morning, that death toll from the catastrophic set of wildfires across maui has risen to 55 people. Officials are warning its expected to increase as Search And Rescue efforts continue. We are seeing loss of life here. As you know, the number has been rising, and we will continue to see loss of life. Its