hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
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child holy infant so tender and mild sleep in heavenly peace heavenly peace sleep in heavenly peace silent night holy night a cappella right? that was vin september and sound of victory choir performing silent night live on fox & friends square. a cappella right? amazing that they re so talented you know hold that a cappella? tough questions now doctor i m not prepared i think it is a cappella guys getting in my ear i ll get that. but it is christmas eve but we hope you re getting up getting ready and asked you how you re celebrating before christmas we want your photos send them fox & friends .com. getting ready to celebrate the first christmas what a special, special holiday for them. will: an easy one. meaning it gets harder you re going to have to build you re going to have you have work ahead of you. mending as i go right now baby is all the baby baby didn t know what s happening. it gets wonderful. it is wonderful j
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defy physics. was the 2020 election a miracle? honestly we don t know and don t expect an answer tonight. let s move into immediate questions, like weird things shooting in the sky over the united states and canada that nobody can positively identify these things. should we be worried about these things? what about the infrastructure, that the biden administration has shown strange contempt for, possibly because they were built by the white construction workers that mayor pete dislikes so much. our critical infrastructure appears to be falling apart. is that a problem? or can we in the brand-new transhumannist future our leaders envision feed ourselves with mckenzie consultants alone? if we can, how do they taste? you may be wondering all of this, or maybe none of it, because you have no clue what we re talking about because the media hasn t told you about it. a press corps that ignores a mushroom cloud over ohio will ignore pretty much anything. in case you re not up-